I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Su Han:? ? ?

Lu Bu?

you sure?

Before Su Han could speak, Lu Bu said, "Student, don't listen to such rude words. My name is Dong Hao."

well.

So you have something to do with that old thief Dong Zhuo who went to Diaochan first!

Su Han thought to himself.

"Hello, my name is Su Han."

Hearing Su Han's introduction, the two immediately looked at each other, and said uncertainly, "Are you the very popular Su Han a while ago?"

Very hot?

Oh.

That unscrupulous reporter.

Su Han scratched his head, pretended to be honest, and said shyly, "What's hot?"

Seeing him like this, the two became more sure.

The two quickly stood up and said in surprise, "Brother Han, it's really you!"

"I didn't expect to be roommates with you!"

The two are very happy.

Everyone has passed the college entrance examination in the third year of high school. When they saw the report of the unscrupulous reporters before, and saw the official scolding and standing in line for Su Han, it was a emotional shock.

"Hey, don't be like this, we are all classmates or roommates, please give me your advice in the future." Su Han smiled.

At this moment, Su Han looked very humble.

The two hurriedly helped Su Han pick up the luggage, and after putting it away, they pulled Su Han to sit down and began to chat about the future.

Chatted for about an hour.

Su Han also had a certain understanding of the two of them.

Both are kind of fun.

This also made Su Han heave a sigh of relief. If it was the kind of roommate who was difficult to get along with, then he had to move out.

When talking about some learning topics.

Dong Hao suddenly asked: "Brother Han, I have some exciting movies, do you want to watch them together?"

Blockbuster?

Su Han is interested!

"Is it those taboo ghost movies or something?"

At this time, Gao Bo grabbed his short hair, and said naively: "What blockbuster, it's just a high-definition uncensored island country blockbuster downloaded by this boring slut Haozi."

"Stupid, who are you talking about being boring, I'm called lustful!"

Dong Hao was immediately unhappy.

Why is this so boring? It's obviously human nature. Don't all men like it?

This idiot, just wanted to see it with me before, but was interrupted by Su Han.

Now it's hard to get acquainted with each other, and everyone's personalities can be chatted with each other. Of course, Dong Hao can't hide his secrets!

"Brother Han, do you want to appreciate it?" Dong Hao turned his head and gave Su Han a wicked smile.

Ok?

"High-definition uncensored blockbuster?" Su Han asked, "How is the quality of the heroine?"

This...

Why do I have a...

Visual sense?

Dong Hao patted his chest and assured: "The quality is definitely good enough!"

After speaking, Dong Hao took out his notebook, opened a U disk folder, decoded it, and played it.

The blood-soaked scene and some beautiful voices hit me immediately.

Seeing these pictures, even the tall Gao Bo was deeply attracted.

Dong Hao and Gao Bo watched it with great interest, and they almost put themselves in it.

Only Su Han.

When I saw the picture quality and the heroine's face, I fell into deep thought.

Um...

That's it?

After watching this short 20-minute video, the two were still full of ideas, and Gao Bo even urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, the next one!"

"Don't worry, I'll look for one that looks good." Dong Hao slid the mouse wheel seriously.

However, at this moment.

Su Han said, "That..."

The two looked at him at the same time: "What's wrong, Brother Han."

Su Han was a little tangled, and asked, "Do you think this quality is good?"

This...

It's really not that he hit the two of them.

It's really hard to catch the eye, what kind of high-quality island country.

Damn, hot eyes!

Su Han is inflated now, and his vision is high!

"The Qiaoben rape just now wasn't strong enough?" Dong Hao asked in surprise.

Gao Bo also nodded and said: "Yes, those long legs, I love it, I can play for a year!"

As they spoke, the two licked their lips tacitly.

Huh!

Su Han suddenly looked disgusted.

Without further ado, I took it out of the trouser pocket of my big pants, and a USB flash drive with a somewhat unique shape appeared in my hand.

Seeing this USB flash drive, the two were a little confused.

I saw Su Han said quietly: "You two are really not picky eaters, come, take a look at my USB flash drive!"

He reached out and unplugged the 64G USB flash drive plugged into Dong Hao's computer, and plugged in his own.

When the computer is scanned.

When Dong Hao saw the memory capacity and the amount of used memory, he was so shocked that he lost his voice: "Damn it!"

"Brother Han, you bullfrog!"

"This is actually a 2TB USB flash drive!"

Gao Bo was also shocked: "Is this the point? The point is, this 2TB USB flash drive is so full!"

Holy crap, you are awesome!

Su Han touched his nose, waved his hand and said, "Low-key, low-key."

Dong Hao was a little excited, and clicked on the USB flash drive to open it.

Swish!

One by one, the most detailed coded and decoded videos are refreshed.

and...

Those covers are full of beauties!

Some have pointed ears, like the COS series, and some have cat ears, or fox ears...

In terms of aesthetics alone, Lin Qingyan and these are all stunning beauties with a score of 9.5 or higher.

In those videos...

Top-notch body, good looks can also be given 8 points!

Simply invincible!

Dong Hao couldn't wait to click on a video of a cat-eared girl.

Half an hour later, seeing this, both of them were shocked.

"Brother Han, you, where did you get the resources, it's too clear!"

.....

While the three of them were discussing enthusiastically, the door of the dormitory was suddenly opened.

A well-dressed boy walked in.

After seeing the three of Su Han, the trendy man grinned, showing a smile that he thought was very handsome, and said, "Hi, everyone, my name is Sun Zi, and we will be roommates from now on."

Ok? ? ?

The three of you look at me and I look at you.

Him, what was his name just now?

grandson?

Bamboo shoots?