I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

So what do you want my Nami to do?

but...

Have a hairy relationship with yourself!

Su Han only felt that the system... did it so beautifully!

This cloud is very useful.

Not only can it fly, but it can also talk, and it can also electrify people!

Isn't this better than his own Pikachu can play?

and...

At least Zeus is not cheap!

Su Han continued to look down, wanting to see what good things can be found on the penultimate page of products worth buying today.

[Today's spike: This is a small quilt that can bring warmth to people. Putting it on, you can make everyone forget about your existence. The starting price: 5,000 steel value! 】

[It was snapped from Sol's eyes, the eyeballs given to Sol by the little rabbit, which can see through all the camouflage around him, price: 500 steel value. 】

[A box of waterproof and fireproof lighters, which can emit 1000 degrees of heat, price: 50 steel value. 】

[A bag of Wangzai Niubi candy, price: 200 steel value. 】

See the products refreshed by the system.

Su Han was lost in thought.

This little quilt...why does it look familiar?

and many more...

Isn't this the little quilt that Luo Li covered all day when she was freshman in high school? !

The more Su Han looked at it, the more familiar it became, and finally he remembered it.

In the first year of high school, Su Han had the honor to go to Luo Li's house to attend her birthday, and happened to see the scenery in her bedroom...

On that pink bed, isn't it just this quilt!

The same quilt as Luo Li?

If I take it out and wear it on my body, Luo Li might say that she is a pervert, and then beat herself up again...

Don't ask Su Han why he remembers so clearly.

The question is that he has a photographic memory!

Memory has surpassed goldfish!

Not seven seconds.

and also...

"System, I beg you, do some personnel work, you're almost stealing everything in Marvel!"

Seeing the second product, Su Han was completely messed up.

You don't even let go of Saul's eyeballs.

Ning is a human?

Oh, it's not human!

[Check that the host doesn't want Marvel stuff, do you want to recycle all Marvel in the backpack?The steel value is returned at the original price! 】

Ok?

Su Han:? ? ?

"Did I say I don't want it anymore? I just want to praise you for doing a good job!"

Dude, I'm just complaining.

You just give me the whole set?

Who to scare!

Glancing at these products, Su Han fell into deep thought, and then asked: "System, you... What is Wangzai Niujiao?"

Forget about cubs...

Forget that boy, I raise you?

[Wangzai awesome candy, after eating it, I can forget all my fears, and there is only one voice in my heart: I am the most awesome! 】

Su Han:? ? ?

I need this thing to inflate myself?

joke!

"Can I give it to others?" Su Han asked.

[Yes, every time it is transformed into a virtual effect, 50 steel points will be consumed. 】

Not bad!

Su Han nodded.

It's in my interest and I love it!

"I bought them all!"

【Ding!The silly batch of Yun Zeus was successfully purchased, and the steel value was -1,500! 】

【Ding!The warm quilt was purchased successfully, and the steel value is -5,000! 】

【Ding!Sol's eyeballs were purchased successfully, and the steel value is -500! 】

【Ding!The lighter was successfully purchased, and the steel value was -50! 】

【Ding!The purchase of Wangzai Niubi Candy is successful, and the steel value is -200! 】

Very good, successfully consumed another 7000 steel value.

But Su Han was quite happy.

Consume!

The most important thing is not to be happy!

After purchasing, Su Han directly exited the system space and returned to reality.

It is already 5:40 in the morning.

Looking at the dim sky outside, Su Han sat on the bed, not knowing what to do for a while.

thought for a moment.

Su Han shouted directly: "System, extract the fine wine that has been stored for thousands of years."

The introduction of this wine is so awesome.

I don't know if it's true.

[Extraction successful! 】

Boom!

The system sound fell, and a voice sounded on the balcony.

Su Han hurriedly got out of bed to look.

When I came to the balcony and saw the wine barrel on the floor, I almost fainted.

"Damn! Why do you call this a barrel?!"

Su Han was terrified.

What the hell, have you ever seen someone with a barrel with a diameter of 1.5 meters, whose barrel is two meters high!

You can call it a vat!

【The host please don't care about these details! 】

well.

Su Han ignored him, jumped up directly, and opened the eye hole on the lid of the 'bucket'. After thinking for a while, he picked up the teacup under his feet.

After washing, scoop out a teacup of fine wine.

In the bright red color, there is a little bit of light, and when you take a sip, there is actually an extremely fragrant taste.

shit.

This smells delicious!

Su Han's eyes lit up suddenly, this thing is fine!

Put the wine barrel into the system space.

Su Han came to the dormitory with a teacup, and suddenly, an extremely fragrant smell spread.

On the dormitory bed, three junior gay friends in different sleeping positions twitched their noses at the same time.

Swish!

The three of them opened their eyes at the same time.

“It smells so good!”

Su Han:? ? ?

Following the scent, the three of them locked their eyes on the teacup in Su Han's hand.

hurried down.

The three of them surrounded Su Han, their eyes shining brightly. Sun Zi, a winery veteran, wiped his mouth and said, "Brother Han, what kind of wine is this? Why is it so fragrant?"

The other two nodded in agreement.

"It's so fragrant, I've never smelled such a fragrant smell before."

Su Han was a little confused.