I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Although Su Han doesn't usually drink alcohol, he can drink beer.

While eating the barbecue, several people were also bragging.

How indulgent is this college life?

After drinking a little wine, Gao Bo suddenly said: "Brother Han, why don't you talk about your girlfriend, it would be great to talk about a girlfriend, that is the bliss in the world!"

This question directly caught Su Han.

Su Han fell into deep thought: "How do you want me to answer you?"

I?

About girlfriend?

Wouldn't my system be useless then?

Ok? !

Good guy, are you trying to persuade me to have a girlfriend because you want me to lose the favor of the system?

Actually.

Even if there is no system, Su Han never thought about whether he wants to talk about his girlfriend...

It may be because someone is too dazzling.

Let Su Han have a fear of women...

Or... After seeing the benefits of not having a woman in his heart, Su Han never thought about it again!

He has gone to the sky now and turned into a yellow giant.

There is also a steel hand unicorn arm.

What more woman do you need!

Su Han was very puzzled, why did he have to talk about his girlfriend?

There is no woman in the heart, and the sword is a natural god!

However, Gao Bo said: "Obviously you can rely on your appearance to make a living, but you have to rely on your talent."

Hearing this, Sun Zi and Dong Hao were envious.

Yes.

Obviously you can rely on your appearance, but in the end, not only is your appearance unmatched by anyone, but your talent is also admirable!

It is simply a representative of contemporary youth, okay?

Su Han pondered for two seconds, then slowly said: "This may be the gap between you and Mingming."

Gao Bo:? ? ?

Crowd: ? ? ?

We're talking about you!

Why are you talking about Mingming?

Do you want to be the little Ming who has to be drowned and shot in math class? !

"Hey, can you please stop pestering me? I really can't stand your bitch, can you be more manly?"

Just when the three of them were bragging, the beautiful woman at the next table suddenly cursed.

The three looked around.

All I saw was a girl who was sitting at the next table, and at some point there was a boy who was dressed like a bitch.

The boy said submissively: "Bao, I just like you..."

"Treasure?" The beauty laughed angrily, pointed at the boy's nose and said, "You don't even look at what you look like, you dress like a woman, and you speak in a effeminate way, how can you look like a man at all?"

"The next thing is Gen Wu's signature, right?"

hiss...

Hearing the latter sentence, Su Han and the others gasped.

So vicious!

He even said that he was signed by Wu!

However, when the boy heard Wu's name, he immediately became excited: "You are talking nonsense, how can I be so young!"

Good guy!

The beauty sneered, then picked up her bag, and said directly, "None of my business."

"Next time you pester me again, I'll break your leg!"

After finishing speaking, the beauty left without mercy.

The boy also kept chasing after him, but he could only watch the beauty leave in a BMW 3 Series.

Look back.

Sun Zi sighed: "Good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a thousand."

Dong Hao and Gao Bo nodded in agreement.

Fun soul?

Su Han chuckled.

"Brother Han, what are you laughing at?" Dong Hao pushed his glasses and asked in doubt.

Su Han smiled, and said lightly: "What kind of interesting soul is one in a million."

"Without a good-looking skin, who the hell will go to see if your soul is interesting?"

Hearing this, the three immediately refused to accept it.

Gao Bo retorted: "Who said that only a good-looking skin can make people notice her soul?!"

Can...

Su Han directly pointed to an ordinary girl passing by outside, and said, "Here, then go and understand her soul."

Looking in the direction of his fingers.

Immediately...

Gao Bo retracted his head, and said in a low voice, "Forget it, I'd better pay attention to the good-looking skin."

Sun Zi:? ? ?

The monk in the live broadcast room:? ? ?

Very good, I was successfully brought back to reality by you.

Su Han sighed helplessly.

Chicken soup is good, but if you savor chicken soup carefully, you will find that it is just an excuse used by others to comfort you.

Although the poisonous chicken soup sounds harsh, it is more than a fact.

It's like you have no money and you don't look good.

Naturally, you will feel that socializing is very bad. Others will definitely use this to criticize you, but you have no way to refute it.

But...if you're good-looking or rich.

You'll discover the joys of socializing...

If you have money, people will ignore your looks, if you have good looks, people will ignore whether you have money...

this is the truth...

It’s like some people always think that other people’s circle of friends is pretending, but in fact it’s because you have no experience and no good life...

If... If you have all these, do you think these are pretentious?

will not!

If you are richer than him, you will only think that this kind of life is okay!

All people's lack of self-confidence in themselves stems from the fact that they are really not good enough...

No money, no face, no ability...

If you don't have good looks, then work hard to make money so that others will ignore your looks, if you have no money and no good looks, then improve your ability to make yourself...a qualified social animal!

Sometimes, Su Han doesn't mean to pierce other people's hearts...

I just understand that there is too much chicken soup, and I really want to refute the beauty of these people.

capital...

Capital will only let sugar-coated shells fall on you, but you are still complacent and think you will succeed.

Just like some people say: If your boyfriend/girlfriend can get back to you in seconds, then he really loves you.

But is this really the case?

Are you sure he/she hasn't been playing with his phone all the time but never thought of looking for you?

Otherwise, why would you be able to reply in seconds!

Several people continued to drink wine, every time Sun Zi and the others said chicken soup, Su Han would bounce him back with poisonous chicken soup.

Make him doubt life and keep drinking.

After drinking for more than two hours, several people drank in a daze.

Seeing that they were all drunk, Su Han could only hail a taxi and stuff the three of them in.

Before leaving, Sun Zi grabbed Su Han's hand and cried, "Brother Han, I think my life is a failure!"

Su Han pulled his arm away in disgust, and said, "I see, let's go in!"

Kicking him into the taxi and closing the car door, Su Han clapped his hands and was about to leave when he saw Sun Zi's head coming out of the car window and shouted loudly:

"Didn't I just have a little money in the past ten years, [-] to [-] pocket money a month, but I didn't feel any fun at all!"

"Compared to Brother Han and your wonderful life, I'm simply too mediocre, woo woo woo!"