I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Pikachu in his arms twitched his ears, opened his eyes, and said, "Grandma, don't worry, grandpa is going to drink."

Su Han's mother: "???"

Swish!

Suddenly, the sad atmosphere disappeared.

Su Han's mother directly raised Pikachu's ear and asked, "What did you just say?"

Pikachu was held up in the air, and he said with a confused face: "I said, grandpa went to drink!"

This...

What's so strange about this?

Su Han's mother's eyes were filled with murderous intent, and she asked, "Tell me, what do you know?"

Good guy!

This old guy lied to me that he was going to discuss business and start a second business.

The results of it?

I didn't expect it, take precautions, but I didn't expect him to dare to steal a drink!

Moreover, drinking so late!

Pikachu said with an innocent face: "After dinner tonight, An Ran asked me to go to the refrigerator to get ice cream. I heard it when I passed by the bathroom. Grandpa is on the phone, saying that it's safe tonight, please gather."

Isn't this normal?

Moreover, this is not the first time I have heard it.

Just didn't say it.

Su Han's mother gasped suddenly: "Okay!"

"When he comes back, he will know he was wrong!"

Good guy.

It's a shame that I'm still so worried, dare this old man go drinking behind his back!

Thinking of this, Su Han's mother took out her mobile phone and sent a message in a group.

[Everyone checked the post, they went drinking! 】

Not long after, five or six people replied.

【receive! 】

[Understood, Sister Qing, no wonder this old man in my family is so active in doing housework, so he went out to drink secretly. 】

[The washboard is ready! 】

After seeing the reply, Su Han's mother put away the phone.

Waited another hour.

Around three o'clock...

The door rang.

Su Long was very energetic and had a few lemons in his hand.

He walked into the living room with a smile.

Ok?

Su Long immediately realized that the light in the living room was not turned off. He went to the living room to take a look, and then saw dear Darling sitting on the sofa.

"Darling, why are you still up so late?" Su Long looked displeased.

Ladies!

Scared me.

Su Han's mother said with a smile: "Isn't it because you haven't come back all this time, I'm waiting for you."

"Really?" Su Long was a little suspicious.

At the foot, Pikachu walked over with a cup of tea.

Picked up the tea and took a sip.

As soon as Su Long sat down, Su Han's mother asked, "What are you holding in your hand?"

Su Long was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Oh, isn't it too tired to talk about business? I bought a few lemons from the fruit shop to refresh myself."

It smells like lemons all over.

There is no smell of alcohol at all.

"Really?" Su Han's mother didn't show any doubts, she still smiled.

Su Long nodded seriously: "Yes."

Then, with emotion on his face, he sighed: "Oh, it's too difficult to start a business now. It's been so long, and it hasn't improved."

Balabala said a lot, and Su Han's mother nodded cooperatively.

Pikachu is also sitting on the sofa, holding a cup of hot coffee in his hand.

After speaking, Su Long peeled another lemon and said, "Darling, do you believe it?"

Su Han's mother smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Su Long nodded: "Well, I don't believe it."

Done.

Su Long suddenly put down the lemon and came to the bathroom on his own initiative. When he came out, he had a washboard in his hand.

"It's quite self-conscious." Su Han's mother looked at him coldly.

Su Long grinned: "That's right, don't even look at who I am!"

It's even a little embarrassing!

Su Han's mother sneered: "Since you are so conscious, then you should also consciously carry out the next action."

Snapped!

Su Long threw down the washboard blankly, and then...

Pfft!

Kneeling directly on the washboard.

Seeing this, Pikachu said curiously after drinking his coffee, "Grandpa, why are you kneeling on the washboard?"

This...

Why did you kneel down without saying anything?

Hearing this, Su Long laughed angrily: "I've said it all, I'm your wild father, who's your grandfather!"

Pikachu:? ? ?

Snapped!

Just as Su Long finished speaking, his head was hit firmly.

"Old and unruly, kneel down!"

Su Long: %@#*!

After finishing speaking, Su Han's mother turned around and went back to her room to sleep.

And in the living room.

Pikachu and Su Long stared at each other.

at last...

Su Long grabbed Pikachu directly.

Seeing this, Pikachu panicked and resisted: "Grandpa, what are you doing!"

Su Long's face was full of smiles.

He didn't stop moving his hands, he grabbed the lemon and stuffed it into Pikachu's mouth.

"Big boy, come, eat a lemon!"

Chapter 187 Master, Times Have Changed! "Four more"

Boom!

On the edge of the Jinling River.

Su Han chose a corner where no one had a camera to land.

Putting away the nano suit, Su Han walked towards the school on foot.

Although...

He is a monk.

But Su Han, a parallel importer, didn't know how to use spiritual power to refine alcohol.

Now, he still considers himself an ordinary person.

This is so infuriating!

back to school.

Su Han walked into the dormitory, snoring like thunder.

The three of them slept soundly.

After drinking some wine, and Su Han gave them some fine wine that had been stored for thousands of years before, the physiques of the three also changed.

Compared with normal adult males, they are undoubtedly much stronger.

At least the longevity is prolonged, the minor physical ailments and some problems have been resolved.