I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"Excuse me...what is a silicone wife?"

"Just a weak question, can I order one?"

When the people in the live broadcast room saw Su Han as a profiteer, they immediately became interested.

The live broadcast camera was also very knowledgeable and sent to Su Han.

Seeing that Su Han led the senior out of the cafeteria and came to a corner where no one was around, he began to communicate with him in peace.

The animation geek senior straight to the point: "Student, tell me, what price, as long as it's not too high, the senior can still bear it by gritting his teeth!"

It's worth buying a wife!

For seniors, falling in love is too time-consuming.

I don't want to go to the alleys.

Apparently, the silicone wife was his true love.

but...

The last one was broken, causing the seniors to not think about food for a long time. Now, is it finally time to start again!

Su Han was so happy to see his senior.

I didn't want to cheat him for a while, so I decided to ask the system for him kindly.

"System, what does your smart silicone doll look like?" Su Han shouted in his mind.

soon.

The system will reply.

[Back to the host, the smart silicone doll is a high-tech product from 2153, and it is the first generation product made by human beings in the future combining the most beautiful face + figure! 】

[In 2153, this smart silicone doll will sell one billion a year! ! ! 】

Hearing the official answer from the system, Su Han was relieved.

System produced.

Must be a boutique!

After getting the answer he wanted, Su Han said directly to the senior: "Don't worry, senior, I promise, this smart doll is the most beautiful!"

The swearing appearance made the senior believe him immediately.

"Okay!" The anime nerd nodded.

Then he said, "Then, what's the price?"

When it comes to the price, the senior is still a little nervous, after all...

In reality, there are real life-sized silicone figures, and there are hundreds of thousands, hundreds of thousands of them.

I only deserve to buy a pirated copy.

Hearing the price, Su Han replied with a smile: "The price is not the price, and the main reason is that I like this silicone wife too!"

"only..."

Speaking of this, Su Han suddenly changed his appearance, becoming a little embarrassed, ashamed and angry, as well as a little bit reluctant...

"I was discovered by my family before I bought it and started to move it!"

"They said, if I don't sell it, I will burn my silicone wife!"

With a little crying and grievance, Su Han wiped away the non-existent tears, and Su Han continued: "You also know how deep our affection for the paper man's wife is."

"If...if it's not necessary, I don't want to be separated from my paper man wife forever."

Su Han's provocative appearance immediately impressed the seniors.

Good guy!

This is also our colleague!

Just like us, he is a good man who loves the wife of the paper man!

The senior didn't hesitate anymore, put his arms around Su Han's shoulders, and said righteously: "Don't worry, junior, I will definitely inherit your will and take good care of her for you!"

Su Han glanced at the senior, who nodded heavily at him.

"Senior, you are so kind!" Su Han was moved.

The senior waved his hand and said casually: "Hey, brothers don't talk about such nonsense!"

"Your silicone wife is my silicone wife!"

In the live broadcast room of "The World Is Not Worth It", all the monks couldn't bear it when they saw this scene.

"Su Zhinan, please remember to ignore audiences like us when you act next time!"

"9494, I don't know what's going on with you yet?"

"What do you have at home? Nothing but your mouse son."

"The family disagrees. Father Su didn't talk nonsense. Mother Su will only tell you: Son, play less, fairies are better!"

"Hahaha, please don't expose the actor!"

Seeing that Su Han opened his eyes and spoke nonsense, and lied without hesitation, all the monks couldn't help it.

It's not that we don't know you.

Where did you get the cardboard wife? !

Ok? !

In this corner, Su Han and the anime geeks also chatted more and more speculatively, from who is the more beautiful wife of the paper man, to who is taller, who is bigger, and whose waist is thinner. These topics are never let go.

In the end, the anime geek senior was also impressed by Su Han's knowledge.

The animation geek senior said with admiration: "Student, I didn't expect that you and I are fellows."

"In this case, I am willing to pay 3 yuan for this silicone wife!"

"what do you think?!"

Su Han was overjoyed!

"make a deal!"

Chapter 201 Senior, open the door!I'm here to bring you your wife

3 yuan to buy a silicone wife.

This kind of thing, in the eyes of a person who doesn't like anime paper man's wife, is undoubtedly a big sand sculpture.

But...

In the eyes of anime nerds, it is undoubtedly a good deal!

Seeing that the senior was so happy, Su Han also agreed decisively.

that's nice!

Speaking of...

I sold this, is it a gift?

should...

Forget it?

If not, get a refund!

Now...

The two gained prestige, and Su Han also knew the name of the anime nerd.

Zhu Weikai (The name requested by the reader, I just glanced at it casually, and used his first~ Lao Qin thought it was a slip of the tongue before.)

well.

Old Zhu!

When Senior Zhu sent over 3 yuan, Su Han hurriedly put him into Changqian Tong, just to earn a few days' interest!

Ah!

After receiving the money, Su Han squinted his eyes and said happily: "Senior Zhu, we Ming people don't slander, you send me your address, and I will send it to you later."

Senior Zhu also readily agreed.

"no problem!"

The two talked about a lot of anime issues, such as...

Kasumigaoka Shiyu has a series of questions about what kind of stockings look good.

In the end, the two men who cherished each other parted ways because...

They talked for too long!

It's almost time for class!

Because he didn't eat much, Su Han was a little hungry, so he bought a lot of snacks at the store and took them to the classroom.

Um...

As a privileged student, Su Han ate upright during class.

because...

This class is taught by Professor Zhu Yun.

Even, during class, Professor Zhu kindly reminded Su Han.

"Student Su Han, when you eat, don't forget to drink something, or you will easily choke."

Professor Zhu's kind appearance moved Su Han very much: "Good professor!"

Look at the harmonious atmosphere of teachers and students.

All the students around felt a burst of envy.