I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

seem...

Su Han's departure suits her very well.

When Su Han left, the girl also left with a plate of ready-cooked meals and came to a seat.

The girl turns on the phone.

Seeing the continuous increase in fans and frantic comments and likes in the backstage, he suddenly smiled.

"Great, now I don't need to drop fans anymore."

she...

She is a makeup anchor. She used to have 50 fans, but later she lost 20 fans because of a series of incidents that did not update her.

Now this kind of hot video is the easiest to gain followers.

she...

I don't mind being touched by Su Han either.

Um...

Taking this opportunity, let's talk about a hot topic.

If it was found out, it wasn't Su Han touching himself, but some other reason.

I'm pretending to apologize.

The turmoil of this matter is over.

This is called... The memory of netizens is only seven seconds.

It's like whitewashing people's design, as long as some Internet celebrity has made a mistake, donate some money, build a lot of momentum, and then invite some trolls to lead the rhythm.

OK.

Life goes on as usual.

Those who were affected still didn't get any benefits, but those who spread rumors... made a lot of money on the Internet.

This is called networking!

hum!

"Everyone is a college student, and I'm an Internet celebrity. At that time, people will definitely remember me. He? Just pay a little bit of money."

The girl thought happily.

Then pick up the phone and start contacting to buy traffic.

In order to rush to the hot search...

Although the video is nonsensical, it only has her mouth and the look of Su Han's dick.

But... isn't this the best eye-catching title?

Out of the cafeteria.

Su Han let out a deep breath.

He doesn't want to quarrel with this kind of person now, so he will post a video when he posts a video.

have what?

When he came to the store inside the school, Su Han bought a bunch of food, and then ran back to the dormitory.

It is not a professional class in the afternoon, so it doesn't matter whether you go or not.

Can...

At night.

When Su Han went out wearing today's appearance.

I found that when walking on the road, someone would pick up their mobile phone, raise their head, and show him a strange expression.

Seeing this, Su Han also understood.

Can...

Su Han didn't have any plans.

That's fine too.

Um...

After evening self-study, today is Han Linger who can't grasp it and come to inspect.

Go back to dorms.

Su Han found that his three junior friends were looking at him with strange eyes.

"What are you looking at? I have pimples on my face or am I rich?"

Sun Zi climbed down from the bed, came to Su Han and looked at it carefully, and then said: "There is no money, and the pimples have not increased."

"But... I found a pervert!"

Su Han: "..."

abnormal?

Be your sister!

Dong Hao also put on his highly myopic glasses, came to Su Han, and said, "Brother Han, why are you so hot again?!"

With that said, Dong Hao took out his mobile phone and showed it to Su Han.

Then he said, "Look, does this look like your current dress?"

See the video on the school forum.

Su Han felt nothing at once, and said helplessly, "Do you believe it?"

"Do not believe!"

"How is that possible!"

The three shook their heads in unison.

Even if they were killed, they wouldn't believe it. Su Han would fall in love with such a beautiful woman?

Isn't that blind?

Sun Zi put his arms around Su Han's shoulders, and said earnestly, "Brother Han, we just can't keep a low profile!"

"Salted fish is fine, low-key is not!"

"Look, how handsome you were yesterday when you tied your hair up, wore a falcon aircraft, and put on a nano suit?!"

"How about you today?"

"Sloppy, lazy, not a dick is better than a dick!"

Su Han:? ? ?

Co-author... Is my dress really so dicky?

Under doubt.

Sun Zi pushed Su Han to the full-length mirror he bought, then stepped aside and said, "Hey, look for yourself!"

"You, idiot!"

After finishing speaking, Sun Zi bumped Su Han aside again, stood in front of the mirror, pointed at himself in the mirror, and said, "I, pretty boy!"

In the live broadcast room of "The World Is Not Worth It".

Seeing this scene, countless monks burst out laughing.

"Pfft, there's nothing wrong with grandson's explanation."

"I think so too. Su Zhinan was fine in high school, why did he change into big underpants and grow long hair once he went to college?"

"Hey, after all, Su Zhinan is too salty."

"No... Su Zhinan is perverted!"

"???"

"Upstairs, aren't you the candidate kidney of the Lust Sect?"

"That's right, the agreed kidney position is for Su Zhinan?"

"Don't talk about it, our suzerain has said that our sect is not worthy of Su Zhinan, and we will be satisfied if we can bring in Jiezi!"

Su Han looked at the coquettish Sun Zi, and was speechless.

Fuck...

Am I really that stupid?

I dress up like this?

Thinking about it, Su Han squeezed in front of the mirror again, and then...

I fell into deep thought.

It took a full 3.14 seconds before Su Han regained his composure.

"Okay, I've decided!"

Seeing himself in the mirror, and looking at Sun Zi, a trendy man in summer wearing long sleeves, Su Han said seriously, "I'm going to get my hair cut!"

Sun Zi:? ? ?

Gao Bo:? ? ?

Dong Hao:? ? ?

Studio:! ! !

Seeing Su Han's serious look, everyone was shocked.

shit.

Are we talking about the same thing? !