I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"Based on this calculation, do I have to fight until dawn?"

Luo Li looked at the sun in the sky which was covered by dark clouds, her eyes were shining brightly.

His tone suddenly softened.

"Forget it, I haven't seen him for so long, let's save him some face."

"Well... Just hang Hanzi on a tree where no one can see, and give him two symbolic blows."

"Oh, thinking about it this way, I'm still too kind to Hanzi!"

"Hmph~(*?ω< )"

I finished talking to myself.

Luo Li continued to walk briskly and left Jinling University.

In the afternoon, Su Han finished class, went back to the dormitory to take a shower, and then went to the classroom to sit for a while.

Wait until 10pm.

He ran back to the dormitory to tidy up his current attire.

Find a mirror.

Um...

Coming out of the world like a fairy, like a fairy in a painting, Su Han, who has been well-groomed, is even more handsome in several dimensions!

Standing beside Su Han, Sun Zi, who helped Su Han tidy up his clothes, saw this beauty.

He couldn't help saying enviously: "Brother Han, I really envy you for being so handsome."

If you also have this kind of beauty.

That...

What a blessing that would be!

The sex index is directly MAX! ! !

Su Han smiled slightly, turned around, patted Sun Zi on the shoulder, and said solemnly, "Don't be envious!"

"Anyway..."

"No matter how envious you are, you won't have it."

Sun Zi:? ? ?

Seeing the seriousness on Su Han's face, Sun Zi took a deep breath, and then begged, "Brother Han, I beg Ning, can Ning speak something in the world?"

"I can't bear to clean up these underworlds!"

This is so special.

Day by day, you don't say anything about the world, and you don't let go of the words about the underworld!

Su Han was immediately fascinated: "What I said is the truth!"

As he said that, pride appeared on Su Han's face, and he glanced at the other two squatting salted fish in the dormitory, and said proudly: "After all...my face is only half of that of a fairy (handsome reader), which makes you so envious , do you know why?"

"Why?" The three asked in unison.

"Because...you are not the main characters!"

After finishing speaking, Su Han patted his cuffs, turned and left!

Does not take away a speck of dust.

Because... all left to Sun Zi!

Get out of the dormitory.

Su Han caught the eyes of the students who passed by downstairs, all of them were shocked and envious.

Dress up to attend.

Tonight...just to beat Luo Li!

Su Han is very satisfied with everyone's reaction, this is the first time he is happy because of his appearance.

Go towards the school gate.

Su Han couldn't help muttering in his heart: "By the way, what if the big devil falls in love with me?"

"Should I...shall I wake her up?"

It's like...waking Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue sober.

I thought about it.

Su Han felt...it was unnecessary.

"Hey, as expected, I'm still too kind to the Great Demon King, and I can't bear to beat her up and cry, so I just hang up and hit her a hundred million times?"

Su Han walked out of the school gate, looking up at the sky and sighing.

"I also want to fall in love, but unfortunately... I am a straight man of steel!"

"Dating or something can only affect the speed and feel of my headshot!"

Feeling finished.

Su Han directly sat in the driver's seat of the A8, started the car, and drove away.

In the live broadcast room.

After listening to Su Han's hopeful emotion, all the monks burst into complaints.

"Fuck, Su Zhinan, you really are a pervert!"

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Chapter 261 This damn is not what I used to be

"That's right, Su Zhinan is becoming more and more perverted. Ever since he got his headshot, it seems..."

"It seems that Su Zhinan is becoming more perverted every day!"

"It's so terrifying, it turns out that headshots are so lethal!"

"Curious, may I ask if there is any fellow Taoist willing to have my head blown up, I have never tried it, generally rude people like me are... directly crushed (?ω≦)!!!"

"Hiss... from upstairs... why is your ID so similar to that of Gu Hui Yang who killed Red Eye in the Eastern Wilderness recently?"

"What does it look like? This is the big boss who likes to spread ashes!"

"?!!"

With the exposure of Su Han's perverted attributes, all the monks were unwilling to lag behind, and they all came out to bubble up.

after all...

The headshot little octopus is still... very fragrant!

Seeing Su Han's increasingly coquettish operations, a group of monks also paid more and more attention to Su Han.

unconsciously...

This group of cultivators...don't like looking at fairies anymore!

Rather...

I really like watching fairies get beaten!

The monk gradually became perverted...

Under the attention of billions of eyes, Su Han came to the food stall that he had agreed with Luo Li.

Um...

It was discovered some time ago, and it is a more delicious food stall.

Park the car.

Su Han came to the familiar seat and sat down.

The air outside is relatively good, and the evening breeze can blow, which is very refreshing.

"Boss, bake something for me..." Su Han greeted the boss directly, and then reported all the things Luo Li asked him to buy before.

No matter what the details are... Su Han remembers them clearly.

This is all forced!

After all...this f*cking use of his pocket money to honor her!

Hearing Su Han's detailed report, the boss wearing a vest held a toothpick in his mouth, swung the towel over his shoulder, touched his belly with one hand, and said with a smile: "Oh, this time it's so detailed, this is dating a girl." ?"

The boss's hairline is not too high, and he wears a pair of flip flops. The mustache adds a little charm to him as a middle-aged man.

Talking is also fun.

Su Han looked at the boss and grinned: "Uncle Ma, you found out again."

The owner's surname is Ma.

Because Su Han came to this house every time he gave supper to the dead salted fish in those three dormitories.

After coming and going, the two naturally became acquainted.

And... When Su Han looked at the boss, he always felt that the boss must have a story when he was young!

Uncle Ma clicked his teeth with a toothpick in his mouth, and then said with emotion: "I think back then, Uncle Ma, I was also a romantic person. I can remember the girl's request and the details of her request clearly!"

"Later..."

After talking about it, Uncle Ma suddenly felt a little emotional, a little regretful, and...a little lucky and embarrassing.

"Fatty man, what are you bragging about!"

Just when Uncle Ma was about to continue talking, a voice interrupted him.

look away.