I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu felt puzzled when they heard this.

You are obviously a single dog, why do you sell kidney tonifying resources?

Do you really think that this is still the era when train stations sell Dali pills? !

Jiezai was stunned for a moment, and then said weakly: "Is it true? Brother Han, you are selling kidney treasure tablets, right?"

Those eyes that looked empty and a little lifeless were full of doubts.

Of course, Su Han's reputation in the whole school is very high, and, as a super god-level academic master, naturally he wouldn't fake it enough to sell him Daliwan.

Although doubtful about the authenticity.

But Jiezi still chooses to believe him.

After all, Jay...

It's really gone! ! !

Su Han just looked at him quietly and smiled without saying a word.

Then he said in a low voice: "Jiezi, don't worry, don't you know my reputation?!"

"This medicine is guaranteed to be effective as soon as you take it!"

Although Su Han has never taken it before, he still knows how powerful his medicine is. After all, it is produced by the system, so it cannot be worse!

Treat kidney deficiency for 10,000 years!

Just suitable for a kid with kidney deficiency like Jiezi.

As a basketball boy, Jiezi successfully captured the hearts of many girls by virtue of his perfect dunk.

Of course, not that kind of scumbag.

Jay is a fastidious person.

People pay attention to your love and my wishes, you need my money, and I need your body, so I can't suffer.

So Jiezai has become a frequent visitor to places like the old station alleys.

Just because I was drunk, it started and then it got out of hand.

Um...

By the way, he also ruined himself.

Now I worry about my body that has been hollowed out all day long.

Jiezi's family conditions are very good. His father owns several factories, and his mother is in a trading business. He is a billionaire family.

No shortage of money!

Su Han squinted his eyes and whispered, "Use first and pay later!"

"Does it really work?"

Jay is full of doubts.

But, I don't know why, but I still have a little expectation!

Taking another peek at the vicinity, Su Han carefully took out a stoppered test tube from his schoolbag, which contained dark green water.

This is what Su Han secretly cut off two of his kidney-tonifying pills to dilute them.

No matter what, it is something for cultivating immortals. If you just take a whole one for ordinary people, it will definitely burst your blood vessels.

Therefore, Su Han was very careful when testing.

When he was at home, he experimented with his own tortoise.

result...

It was just a drop of water, and when the tortoise sticked out, Su Han was shocked.

He was watching how the medicine worked.

At that time, Su Han was shocked to see the male tortoise crazily exporting another tortoise.

"Hey, treat kidney deficiency for 10,000 years!" Su Han said to Jiezi confidently.

Looking at the reagent in front of him, although Jiezi was very puzzled, he still took it: "Is it really useful?"

Su Han nodded: "It's useful! Refund is invalid, and one will guarantee you ten nights...cough, restore your masculinity!"

"One piece costs 1 yuan!"

Su Han squinted his eyes and quoted a price with a dark heart.

Um...

Slaughter Jiezi, he also has [-] pocket money a month, how can he be worthy of himself if he doesn't kill him? !

"Hiss...so expensive!" Jiezi took a deep breath.

Su Han waved his hand indifferently: "Hey, there is a reason why you are expensive, and the effect is guaranteed to be immediate, and it's awesome!"

"Remember, you can use it when you go back, just give me the money tomorrow."

After speaking, Su Han left.

Su Han is very confident that Jiezi will definitely use it!

because...

You guys won't understand the troubles of the boy with kidney deficiency!

on the other side.

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were flustered by the wind. After listening to Su Han's words, they just felt that this dog man had some serious illness.

Damn it, it's so mysterious.

Like a fantasy novel.

Hmm... It seems that those who practice immortality themselves are also very mysterious in front of science...

On the other hand, in the live broadcast room, countless monks almost laughed out loud when they saw this funny scene.

"A single dog sells kidney tonic products to professionals."

"What is this called? This is what is called professionalism. Professionals have fooled people for 10,000 years!"

"Hahaha, I just want to know whether Jiezi will give or not give the 10,000 yuan."

"Su Zhinan ruined his integrity."

In the live broadcast room, some felt funny about Su Han's stick-like operation, and some thought it was inappropriate. After all, it is wrong to fool people!

Lin Qingyan and the two also felt speechless.

At this moment, they couldn't understand Su Han again, what kind of person is this dog man.

How to clean up these god stick things.

And... importantly, others believed it!

How high is his 'prestige' in school!

The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, and then they both had a tacit understanding and didn't speak.

But thinking seriously.

What attitude should they have towards Su Han.

After all, this guy is so out of touch every time, it's hard to figure it out.

Early reading hours.

Jiezi, who was sitting at the back of the fourth row, couldn't believe what Su Han said.

Is a bottle of potion really so magical?

My own kidney deficiency has not been a day or two. I have sharpened my unicorn arm since junior high school, and now I often go to alleys, and I don't know how to treat it.

2 minutes at a time, this has made Jiezi very ashamed.

Can't wait to be healed.

"Brother Han is so clever, is it really effective?" Jiezai didn't want to read early, and could only look at the green potion in his hand.

I was very hesitant.

In the end, should I trust Brother Han?

"Why don't you try a little first?" Jiezi struggled inwardly.

Then...

Decided, just try a little bit and see how it works.

Just do it.

Jiezi put the book on the desk, held the test tube with one hand, and pulled out the cork with the other.

The moment the cork was just pulled out.

A faint herbal fragrance wafted from the test tube.

Jackie sniffed.

Um? ?

It's a little fragrant.

and many more...

The next moment, Jiezai suddenly discovered that his terribly weak kidneys were a little bit alive? !

What the fuck? !

"No way, no way, the medicine is so effective? It has such an obvious effect just by smelling it all at once?!" Jiezi was shocked.

The effect of this medicine is too scary.

I just smell it, how can it be effective? !

"As expected, Brother Xinhan, you will live forever!" Jiezi no longer doubted Su Han anymore.