I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"Knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that?"

"Knife, knife, knife, and pig-killing knife!"

"Cut off the grass by the Qingqing river with one knife."

"There is only one chrysanthemum floating in the wind."

"Time is a butcher's knife."

"The fungus is black, the grapes are purple, the bananas are soft, the fruit is ripe and the time is racing..."

The old man was singing hard, feeling emotionally aroused, under the stimulation of alcohol, the voice became louder and louder, and it was still very stable!

When Su Han heard the following lyrics, he almost lost his mind.

These are some tiger wolf lyrics!

What black fungus ah.

What purple grapes.

What kind of banana is soft again? !

What a tiger and wolf this is!

I have no ears to hear!

Hearing these words, the faces of Su Han's mother's girlfriends blushed.

Old and unprincipled!

This is everyone's evaluation of Su Long.

Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu were completely messed up on the spot.

shit.

Su Han's father is too hardcore.

In the live broadcast room, countless monks have already started to get excited, boiled, and burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, Father Su is still the same father!"

"Even with so many people present, Papa Su still didn't panic, and suppressed the audience with a butcher's knife!"

"Father Su, you really are yyds!"

"I just want to ask, what does the lyrics behind this mean, Mengxin doesn't understand!"

"Upstairs, I've seen your homepage, all of which are videos of female disciples of the Hundred Flowers Sect dancing!"

"Grass, exposed nature!"

The people in the live broadcast room are all old drivers, and they can hear what these tiger and wolf words represent.

It is simply impossible to look directly at.

Papa Su is still the same Papa Su, so powerful that it makes people suffocate.

Every operation can be unexpected.

Su Long's Butcher's Knife was ridiculously long. After listening to this song, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue felt as if a century had passed.

until the song ends.

Only then did Su Han go up and take the microphone from Father Su's hand.

Don't let daddy go crazy anymore.

"Let me sing Sad Pacific again!" Father Su refused to accept it, and he hadn't even enjoyed singing it yet.

Another bottle of wine was downed.

Su Han saw that beside his father, there were already six or seven bottles of wine empty.

Good guy!

Su Han pulled his father and shouted: "It's okay, father, if you continue to show off, everyone will dare not speak."

Tonight's Xiu'er is you.

Dad!

Hearing this, the old man recovered a bit, mumbled some words that Su Han couldn't understand, and then threw him on the sofa with Su Han's support.

The members of the mother's best friend group looked away from Su Long in shock.

"Sister Qing, your husband can't drink too much of this wine."

"It's all like this, if you drink too much, you will not go mad."

Su Han's mother nodded expressionlessly: "Don't worry, there will be no next time!"

Go back and castrate this old thing!

The old man's butcher's knife session is over, and the private room has lost the old man's voice, so it is finally much cleaner.

A group of women took turns singing, and all kinds of old songs appeared on the stage.

Lin Qingyan glanced at Su Han who was playing a game, and suddenly said, "Brother Han, why don't you sing a song too."

Yup!

Su Han's voice when playing games is really charming.

Hearing Lin Qingyan's suggestion, many female monks appeared even in the monk's live broadcast room.

"Yes, yes, male god Su, please sing a song to moisten my ears."

"Su Zhinan, warm me up with your voice!"

"Watched the live broadcast that day, and heard Su Zhinan's magnetic voice when playing games, I was really intoxicated, it was so nice."

When Su Han's mother's girlfriends heard it, they also smiled and said, "Xiao Han, let's play a song too."

When Su Han, who had just finished the game, heard it, he immediately refused: "I haven't sung before."

How could he do this.

He rarely drank even wine.

Not to mention singing.

Didn't you see Dad's pig-killing knife? Are you really afraid that I will come too?

Seeing that the girlfriends were all interested in listening to their son singing, as the head of the family, the mother immediately said: "Xiaohan, you can sing any song."

"Okay, okay." Su Han sighed.

Actually, I really don't want to sing.

soon.

Under the expectation of everyone, Su Han came to the karaoke machine and began to input the songs he wanted to sing.

I thought about it.

Su Han finally chose a relatively good song.

Picking up the microphone, Su Han coughed, and then, a voice so magnetic that any woman would be surprised and obsessed came out through the speaker.

"Then, let me sing a song and give it to two new friends, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue."

Ok?

These words immediately moved Liu Lingyue and Lin Qingyan's hearts.

The dog man knows to please us?

Even Su Han's mother was surprised, and said in her heart: This child's brain has opened up?Do you know how to dedicate songs to girls?

Su Han clicked to play.

Then, a familiar accompaniment sounded.

Su Han's voice also followed:

"An ugly song, give it to them!"

Chapter 57 Rewards for cows and horses, one punch and one monster "Four Watches"

Lin Qingyan: "???"

Liu Lingyue: "???"

Mom: "!!!"

What the hell!

You can sing as long as you sing, why choose a fancy name?

Su Han's mother was completely desperate for her son.

The child is helpless.

Even Su Han's mother's best friend group was shocked, this child really has no future.

It can be regarded as knowing why this kid is so handsome, but he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Su Han's operation is really shocking.

The ugly accompaniment sounded.

Su Han didn't pay attention to what they were thinking.

Just started singing my own.

The lips opened slowly, and a suspicious voice could be heard resounding.

"If the world is dark, I am actually beautiful."

"Advance and retreat in love are most consumed."

Lin Qingyan's pupils shrank slightly.

This voice...