I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Thinking of this, Su Han shouted again: "Open the system mall!"

[Ding, the mall list is being updated...]

PS: Well... I still don't have time to finish writing the fifth update, and I will go out again later. The fourth update has a total of 8300 characters, and I beg for gifts and reminders~

Chapter 58

[The system mall is successfully opened! 】

A white light flashed in my mind, and then the system mall page began to refresh.

Su Han felt greedy when he saw the dazzling array of products on it.

For example, there is a set of [-] ways for a straight man to protect himself, and the ultimate cheats on how a straight man can live forever.

These are what Su Han covets the most.

If you don't have enough talent, then you can rely on a lifespan as long as a tortoise to kill these gangsters.

Wipe away the drool.

Su Han quickly turned to his favorite low-level product purchase list.

[A bottle of stinky perfume, price: 500 steel value. 】

[120-minute cooldown flash skill, price: 5000 steel value. 】

[A roll of toilet paper with a special smell, price: 4000 steel value. 】

[Cards that can make people laugh all day, price: 100 steel value. 】

[Today's spike: Artificial intelligence Jarvis code stolen from Iron Man's house, price: 1000 steel value. 】

Look at the rows of cheap merchandise.

Su Han fell into deep thought.

Um...

Today's spike why not Iron Man's clothes!I want Jarvis's code to be useful? !

Su Han almost died of anger.

I waited for N for a long time, but I still haven't refreshed the steel suit.

Is Jarvis's code useful?

Without powerful storage devices and servers, why not use your own head to support Jarvis to run calculations and store data?

Also, what are these cheap commodities?

And this card that can make people laugh all day long, what am I doing here?

At this moment, Su Han just wanted to curse at the system.

But very helpless.

After thinking about it, Su Han sighed, and then said: "Buy today's flash sale products, and there are five hilarious cards."

no way.

These two items are normal.

others...

What the hell is that stinky perfume?

Who do I give this to?Mom?or to whom?

Um...

and many more.

Su Han hurriedly said again: "Buy another stinky perfume."

【Purchasing...】

[Commodity purchased successfully, steel value -2000! 】

Um...

A day in vain.

My heart is bleeding.

Su Han reluctantly shouted: "System, open the personal attribute panel."

【Open successfully】

System: Iron Straight Man System.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Level: Middle Foundation Establishment (6666/20000).

Backpack: smelly perfume*1, hilarious card*5, artificial intelligence Jarvis source code*1.

Steel value: 8000 (100 points increase 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience points.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation method column: (invincible body training method [automatic training], instant unicorn arm [automatic training])

Attributes: Constitution: 135, Strength: 127, Speed: 139, Charm: 150 (maximum)

skill:

Eating: Level 9 (cooking is not active, thinking has problems).

English: Level 7 (8353/8000)

Game: Level 9 (7999/10000)

Coquettish position: MAX

One punch and one monster: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

.....

The steel value has also been saved a lot in the past few days. Adding the 4000 just added, it is just over 2000, and now I have used [-], leaving [-].

Small assets.

After glancing at his data, Su Han said immediately, "System, extract the experience from the skill column."

No matter how you say this, it will be a big success, and it should be able to increase a wave of experience points and cultivation.

[The extraction was successful, and a total of 200 free attribute points were obtained for this practice. 】

[The rapid unicorn arm is about to be completed, and the remaining training time is 10:24:42. 】

very good.

This wave is very good.

Su Han gave the system a thumbs-up, this wave directly became rich, embarked on the road of getting rich, awesome!

The free attribute points are 200 points, Su Han added 100 points to his physique, and the remaining two are divided equally.

[Free attribute points -200]

Updated:

Attributes: Constitution: 235, Strength: 177, Speed: 189, Charm: 150 (maximum)

cool!

Su Han couldn't help screaming, but he held back, it's impossible for a strong man to scream!

But it will make a fuss!

As the attribute is updated, the level in the level bar also changes accordingly.

Level: Late Foundation Establishment (9999/30000)!

After adjusting the basic attributes, Su Han set his sights on the exchange items in the backpack.

[Introduction to the stinky perfume: The user will find it very fragrant, but when she sprays it on her body, it will emit a stinky smell. Spray it once and the quality will last for a whole day~]

Su Han: "???"

great!

This prop is worth it, so worth it!

Su Han made up his mind, and immediately exchanged another bottle from the system mall.

One bottle for Lin Qingyan and one bottle for Liu Lingyue.

Rain and dew soaked.

"Let you two old women attack me, and you still want to embarrass me?" Su Han pulled out a perverted smile.

It seemed that he had already seen the scene where the two fairies exuded a foul smell.

Gee.

It has an inner taste!

[Introduction to the hilarious card: The host can designate one person to use it at will. After the other party is used the hilarious card, he will laugh from time to time, making it difficult to control. It is a spoof product, use it with caution, and beware of being beaten! ! ! 】

The last beware of being typed is extraordinarily large.

However, Su Han didn't care.

I'm about to do it!

I'll use it on anyone who doesn't like it!

Su Han suddenly realized that it didn't seem like a particularly bad loss, at least if he did this, his steel value would also increase a lot.

To be so cruel to the two beauties, if it were someone else, Su Han would never have done it.