I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Goudan has gained a large number of cultivator fans just by relying on the perspective of his supporting role.

The two came out of Goudan's house.

Su Han didn't drive either, and Goudan, a minor underage, naturally didn't know how to drive either.

The two just took the bus to the most prosperous pedestrian street in Jiangcheng.

Get out of the car.

Goudan excitedly ran into the pedestrian street.

Su Han followed behind him very calmly, because he knew what a dog's temperament was, the kind that didn't have to go out at home.

Except looking for him by yourself, or Goudan Daddy is on a business trip!

Otherwise he's an orphan at home!

On the other side of the pedestrian street, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were also shopping arm in arm, attracting the attention of a group of men.

The camera of the monk's live broadcast also switched to the two of them.

After all, they still prefer to look at fairies rather than just looking at men.

If several people match up, it's Su Han.

"Sao Fox, do you think it's okay if we don't go to Su Han today?" Lin Qingyan asked casually with several bags of clothes in her hand.

Liu Lingyue said indifferently: "Forget it, the dog man is just like that, and he will be free for a while."

She is very open-minded.

Fairy Liu felt that Su Han was bothering them because she and Liu Lingyue would pester him whenever they had time, which made him impatient.

In this case, just take it slow.

Every day pestering, even couples will get tired.

Lin Qingyan snorted: "Okay, I'll just listen to you once."

It just so happened that she also had time to chase dramas and go shopping.

Whether it should be said or not, the clothes in the world are good.

Easy to wear.

The clothes in the world of cultivating immortals are quite fixed, which is troublesome to wear.

The two made up their minds and just walked on the road like this, regardless of what others thought.

Anyway, if you see something you like, buy it.

"I want to buy a body shaping ball back." Lin Qingyan said suddenly.

One of her hobbies is playing with body sculpting balls!

Because this can make your body look better.

"Buy it!"

"I want to drink a cup of papaya milk. How about, let's go buy papaya and pig's feet to stew tonight. I heard breast enhancement."

Lin Qingyan: "???"

"I now realize that if I were older, it would definitely be more charming." Liu Lingyue said with a smile.

In the live broadcast room, all the monks applauded her words!

"That's right, if Fairy Liu gets older, I won't be able to grasp it."

"But... I just like things that I can't grasp!"

"The barrage gradually fades."

And not long after the two walked over, there was a pair of eyes watching them in a milk tea shop they passed by.

"Target found!"

Chapter 61 Give the stinky perfume to two fairies! "Four more"

Su Han saw the figure of the two walking over, and the corner of his mouth slowly pulled out an arc.

Um...

The target of the prank was found.

Now there are two bottles of smelly perfume in the backpack, and five hilarious cards.

Own...

A sinister plan slowly takes shape.

Goudan gulped down a bucket of 1.5L milk tea, unaware of what evil plans his buddy had.

Simple as my son of a bitch.

Gradually perfecting the plan, Su Han said to Goudan: "Goudan, I'm going to buy something nearby, you sit here."

"Go, go." Goudan waved his hand.

Just don't bother me with milk tea.

Su Han smiled slightly, then walked out of the milk tea shop, came to a shop selling perfume, and after a long argument with the boss, he finally bought two bags for 10 yuan.

The boss was desperate, because Su Han's smile made his daughter motionless.

If he doesn't let this person go, maybe his daughter will be abducted.

Su Han put his hand into the empty perfume bag, and said to himself: "System, extract a bottle of perfume."

In just an instant, Su Han felt his hand sink suddenly.

After taking it out for a look, Su Han was also stunned.

Fuck, the packaging is pretty good!

Look at this packaging, if it is really beautiful, you will know it is not cheap!

Taking out the perfume, Su Han unscrewed the cap, and sprayed a little on a corner of the wall.

The moment the lid of the perfume is opened, there is a very pleasant smell, refreshing.

but...

When Su Han sprayed the perfume on the wall, a foul smell hit him instantly.

"vomit!"

Su Han retched, and almost spit out the milk tea he just drank.

"Fuck, what is this, why is it so smelly!" Su Han pinched his nose, eyes full of disgust.

This is really stinky.

A bit like...

The stink that has just been pulled out is mixed with the durian meat and put into the microwave to heat up.

vomit!

Su Han really felt the smell was stinky.

Unable to bear the poison of this smell, Su Han quickly ran away, fearing that he would be contaminated by this smell.

And not long after Su Han left.

A young couple also walked in slowly holding hands.

This smell is fragrant for people who smell it for the first time, so the two of them only think that this place is very clean and smells so fragrant.

No one around.

The boy directly put the girl against the wall, stared into her eyes affectionately, and said slowly: "Oh, Selling Darling, you are so beautiful, I can't open my eyes so beautifully, it takes my breath away... .”

Ga...

The sound stopped abruptly.

The girl was being attacked by sweet words, when the artillery fire stopped suddenly, she immediately felt uncomfortable. She quickly hugged the boy's waist and said coquettishly, "Honey, why don't you continue talking?"

Under her astonished gaze, the boy's expression gradually became ugly, and he even felt a little nauseated.

The girl wondered, "Honey, what's wrong with you?"

The boy looked uncomfortable, and held his breath, "Sell Darling, do you smell a strange smell?"

Strange smell?

The girl shook her head blankly: "No, I think it smells good."

Boy: "???"

Then, the boy seemed to think of something, grabbed the girl off the wall, and sniffed her behind her back.

Immediately...

The boy's face turned into a liver color.

After 3.14 seconds, the boy couldn't bear it anymore, and directly...

"vomit!"

With a wow sound, seafood noodles all over the floor came out.

girl:"!!!"

"Fuck, what do you mean? You told me that you ate seafood, and it turned out to be 5 yuan a bucket of seafood noodles???"

The girl got angry immediately, and, this is not the most important thing, the important thing is that this guy vomited when he smelled himself!

How many meanings!

The boy said angrily, "What's wrong with me eating seafood noodles?"

"It's better than falling into a cesspit and eating hot durians on your body!"

After speaking, the boy vomited again, and then left quickly.