I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"Wangcai? Upstairs is the boss who fed father's pill to the dog?"

"you know me?"

"Well, yes, I heard that your dog is almost at the Golden Core, and you are still in the realm of God's possession."

"???"

"Hahaha, upstairs, your words are too deadly."

As a fat man, Su Han didn't show that he was good at playing basketball, but at a normal level.

After half a lap with the three of them, Su Han pretended to be out of breath, and then went back to the shade of the tree and sat down.

but...

Su Han just wanted to open the game and was about to start his own Canyon of Kings.

A graceful figure suddenly stood in front of him, looking at the smooth and straight thighs in front of him, Su Han glanced up along the legs.

Standing impressively is Yun Ran who just arrived today.

There was a faint smile on Yun Ran's peaceful face, and she didn't speak, just looking at Su Han like that.

As if waiting for Su Han to speak.

But...

Su Han just squinted his eyes and looked at her for a long time...

3 minutes passed.

Yun Ran couldn't bear it anymore, and said firstly, "Hi, classmate, what's your name?"

Made.

Can you have fun?

You weakling mortal!

Yun Ran cursed inwardly.

Hearing the words, Su Han immediately fell into deep thought. Two seconds later, Su Han replied, "My name is Wang Tiezhu."

Goudan: "???"

Sorry to be offended!

Yun Ran also had question marks on his face.

You fucking, really think I don't know your name, do you?

However, as a film star, she continued to smile patiently: "Hey, Wang Tiezhu is playing basketball over there."

As he spoke, he pointed to Goudan who was running wildly on the field.

Seeing her smile, Su Han fell into deep thought again, and then said, "Actually, my name is GUN."

GUN?

Yun Ran looked at him suspiciously.

What do you mean?

The cultivator in the live broadcast room was also taken aback for a moment.

"GUN? Can you come out and explain what it means?"

"It should be an English abbreviation for Mortal World."

"I remember that the aborigines in the Northern Territory seem to speak this language."

A group of monks were discussing what Su Han meant.

But Yun Ran was too lazy to think, and said directly: "Student, what does this mean?"

Fuck, can you be more serious?

Su Han paused, then said, "Take out your phone."

Yun Ran followed suit.

He continued to ask, "And then?"

"You set the input method to pinyin mode, and then input the three words GUN, the first word is what I want to say."

Ok.

Yun Ran continued to do the same. She wrote it with Wubi and handwriting, and had never learned pinyin.

When she played the gun according to Su Han's words...

The first word on the screen made her freeze immediately.

roll!

What the hell!

Nima.

Can you be more cheap, I just want to ask your name, what about you?

"Hehe, classmate, you really like to joke." Yun Ran's expression was a little stiff.

Su Han glanced at her and said calmly, "Are we familiar?"

"Eh, I'm not familiar with you." Yun Ran was stunned and shook her head.

"That's right, so this word is what I want to express." Su Han said very flatly.

!!!

In fact, Su Han's nature is not bad, and it doesn't mean that he treats everyone like this, otherwise he wouldn't be treated so well in the class, and he wouldn't have a good relationship with all his classmates.

If it was the kind of person that Su Han hated, then Su Han's attitude would be two completely different people.

Yun Ran took a deep breath.

Not angry not angry.

This is a mortal who can be killed with a single slap.

Seeing that Su Han had no way to get close now, Yun Ran left first and continued to play table tennis with the girls.

"Brother Han, why do all the new classmates come to you?"

At this time, Goudan also came over with a bottle of water, covered in sweat.

Su Han thought for a while, and then said, "What do you want to ask?"

Goudan looked up at the sky, and asked: "Well, Brother Han, as someone who has been here, can you teach me how to get closer to my sister?"

Goudan didn't care about what happened to him, and it wasn't the first time he was rejected anyway.

Come here...

Thinking of something, Su Han narrowed his eyes instantly, looked at Goudan, Su Han said: "Why do I feel that you are mocking me?"

Goudan: "???"

Meow meow, I just want to ask why you attract girls so much.

Why can't I? !

Why, why!

Goudan felt very angry.

However, it's not that Su Han doesn't know the reason why Goudan is single, it's so obvious to others, but this guy didn't express anything in a daze.

Isn't it normal to be single?

Goudan hurriedly asked: "Brother Han, you are from here, tell me quickly, how can you attract a girl!"

Now, the monks in the live broadcast room also quietly pricked up their ears.

Yes.

Why is Su Han so popular?

Under everyone's expectation, Su Han pondered for two seconds, then slowly said: "As someone who has been here, I suggest you...don't come here."

Goudan: "???"

Chapter 79 Lay down for my old lady! "Five Watches"

Goud is tired.

Brother Han, can we have a good chat.

"Since ancient times, a beauty has a bad life." Goudan sat down and lamented life inexplicably.

Su Han asked: "Then do you know why there is such a phrase from ancient times that a beauty is so unlucky?"

Goudan asked suspiciously, "I don't know, why?"

Su Han turned off the phone screen, and then said seriously: "Because, no one cares how long ugly people can live."

Goudan: "???"

Fuck, that doesn't seem to be the meaning of this sentence, does it?

But...

Why do I feel so reasonable.

No way to refute what the hell? !

At this moment, Goudan fell into deep thought, sitting on the stone bench thinking about his own problems.

Um....

Next time Liu Ying should not be taken to play LOL.

hum.

at this time.