And it's not the face, it's the mouth!
Ah this!
Xiao Wu was the first to react, she stretched her arms, her little face was as red as a ripe red apple, she stretched out her little hand and slapped Zhang Ge on the face: "Hooligan! Smelly hooligan!"
It's just that her slap didn't even have any strength, it was like touching Zhang Ge's face.
Xiao Wu got up with difficulty, staggered to a bed next to her and sat down, looking at Zhang Ge bitterly, and when she regained her strength, she must beat Zhang Ge up!
Zhang Ge also got up, feeling that everyone was looking at him, and his old face turned red.
Forget it, anyway, the task is accomplished!
"Boss! Awesome!" Wang Sheng moved to Zhang Ge's side with a look of surprise and envy!
Zhang Ge didn't bother to talk to him, poured a glass of water and brought it to Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu clenched her fists angrily, as if she wanted to eat Zhang Ge!
003 A master at flirting with girls!
"You are dehydrated now, hurry up and drink some water." Zhang Ge handed the water glass to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu didn't speak, just stared at him angrily.
The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.
Tang San smiled wryly, he was an old pussy, and he didn't know how to deal with this kind of thing.
Zhang Ge was different. After thinking for a while, he had a countermeasure in his mind, and put the water glass in front of Xiao Wu: "I know you want to hit me, but how can you hit me if you don't recover?"
Xiao Wu's little eyebrows frowned, it seemed to make sense!
So she took a sip from the water glass.
The people around were stunned, this... Is this accepted?
They thought that Xiao Wu would knock off the water glass!
Zhang Ge laughed sinisterly in his heart.
When a girl is angry, the best way is not to apologize to coax her, but to find a way to divert her attention!
It's the same as coaxing a child. When a child cries, the more you coax her, the more she will cry. But if you divert her attention with something she is interested in, she will stop crying in an instant.
Tried and tested!
Oftentimes the more you apologize, the more angry the girl will be, like this time, when the two kissed by mistake, Xiao Wu also knew that Zhang Yue didn't mean it, but even if it wasn't intentional, the girl would be very angry when encountering such a thing.
At this time, the more you apologize, the more frequently the images of the two of them kissing each other by mistake will appear in her mind, and the angrier she will be.
At this time, she should divert her attention. After her attention is diverted, her anger will gradually dissipate. When her anger disappears, she apologizes. The effect will be perfect!
After Xiao Wu drank a few sips of water, Zhang Ge said: "The hot wind just now is my soul skill. When it blows on people, it will make people dehydrated. At our age, the water in our body accounts for about four-fifths of our body weight, so Once dehydrated, the consequences can be serious."
Sure enough, the anger on Xiao Wu's face gradually disappeared, replaced by an expression of listening carefully.
"However, in this instant dehydration situation, as long as you drink plenty of water in time and your body replenishes water in time, there will be no problem." Zhang Ge sat down beside Xiao Wu: "So if you want to take revenge on me in the future, don't worry about it." Be careful with this soul skill of mine."
Xiao Wu pouted: "Hmph! I remembered! Just wait and see, next time I will definitely beat you up! And if you don't use soul skills, you can't beat me at all!"
"That's right, so you will be the boss of the dormitory." Zhang Ge said.
Everyone was stunned.
Xiao Wu was also taken aback: "But this time I lost..."
As she said that, she remembered the scene of the two kissing by mistake again, and her little face turned red with embarrassment in an instant.
But this time, there was no such angry expression on her face.
"That's fine. I'll be the boss for now. When you recover, we'll fight again sometime. No soul skills are needed. Whoever wins will be the boss."
"Okay! It's a deal! When the time comes, I will beat you to the ground!" Xiao Wu said confidently.
"I'm sorry about what happened just now." Zhang Ge said.
Xiao Wu showed an angry expression again, but this time it was more like a faux pas than real anger.
"We will face all kinds of enemies in the future," Zhang Ge continued, "If you are injured or lose strength, don't be too eager to fight, because other enemies will not stop like me."
Xiao Wu pouted: "Is it up to you to teach me?"
"I'll treat you to something delicious later," Zhang Ge said.
Xiao Wu's eyes lit up, and then she snorted softly: "Don't think that I can forgive you after a delicious meal."
You have forgiven.Zhang Gexin said, if you don't forgive me, you won't even talk to me.
"If one meal doesn't work, then ten."
"you said!"
"I said."
Looking at Xiao Wu, who was turning from cloudy to sunny, Wang Sheng and the others simply cast their eyes on Zhang Ge in admiration!
It's too awesome, just a few words will settle it!
They thought that Xiao Wuhui and Zhang Ge would never stop dying, and they would never get in touch with each other forever!
Then they looked at Zhang Ge's face, and sighed inwardly.
First of all, you must have the same appearance as Zhang Ge!
At this time, the door of Qishe was pushed open, and Teacher Mo walked in: "Who are the new work-study students?"
Zhang Ge, Tang San and Xiao Wu stood up.
Teacher Mo held two quilts in his arms: "Tang San and Zhang Ge, these are the quilts that Master gave you."
The two of them took over the new and clean quilt, and both felt grateful to the master.
Teacher Mo looked at the three of them: "You are all first-year work-study students, and you will be responsible for cleaning the garden on the south side of the playground..."
After explaining, Teacher Mo left, and Xiao Wu looked eagerly at Singer Zhang's quilt.
Although Tang San also had brand new quilts in his hands, Xiao Wu and Tang San had no communication at all from the beginning to the end.
Zhang Ge said: "You build it, it's my apology."
Xiao Wu's expression brightened, "You said that!"
Zhang Ge handed her the quilt and went to make his own bed.
Tang San came to Zhang Ge with the quilt in his arms: "Brother, this quilt is not small, so it's okay for us to cover it together."
Zhang Ge immediately turned to stare at him.
Tang San, oh Tang San!Why are you so ignorant!I'll cover a fart with you!
I still want to build it with Xiao Wu!The female university has boundless mana!If you want to build with me, Xiao Wu won't build with me!
Tang San was taken aback seeing Zhang Ge's expression, huh?Am I saying the wrong thing?
Xiao Wu bit her lip and walked up to Zhang Ge: "Hey, it's already an apology for you to treat me to delicious food, and what happened just now... It's not all your fault, I don't take advantage of you, Let's build it together."
"Um...isn't that good?"
"What's wrong... kiss me..." Xiao Wu blushed and lowered her head, muttering in a voice like a mosquito.
"That's the decision! Push your bed over!" Xiao Wu raised her head and said.
Everyone looked at them, yes, they kissed each other, why are you still pretending here!
Think we're blind?Your eyes are clearly full of secret joy!
The double bed was finished, Xiao Wu put the luggage on the bed seam: "This is the boundary, don't cross the boundary, otherwise I..."
Zhang Ge fully agreed, Tang San showed an 'understand' smile, and returned to his bed with the quilt in his arms.
Just in time for lunch, Xiao Wu came alive: "Eat delicious food! Zhang Ge, you can agree to treat me to delicious food!"
"I keep my word, let's go!"
That being said, there are actually only a few Gintama coins in Singer Zhang!
Can you ask Xiao Wu to eat a fart...
But it doesn't matter, there will be a treat in the cafeteria later!
"You guys go, I won't go." Tang San's family was poor, and he definitely couldn't afford the cafeteria.
Zhang Ge patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, just go with Senior Brother."
Tang San still refused, but was directly pulled away by Zhang Ge.
canteen.
"Wow! It's so big! It smells so good!" Xiao Wu looked at the spacious and luxurious cafeteria in front of her with some excitement.
At this time, a discordant voice came from above the head: "Hey! Isn't this the gang of poor ghosts of Wang Sheng!"
Here comes the treat.Zhang Ge showed a sinister smile.
004 Reaper's Scythe!
Everyone looked up and saw a group of senior students standing on the stairs, looking down at them.
The one who spoke was a handsome kid about eleven or twelve years old, his eyes were full of disdain: "A poor ghost is a poor ghost, I'm afraid I'll never be able to eat on the second floor."
Xiao Wu's violent temper came up: "What are you, what's so great about the second floor!"
A work-study student said in a low voice: "The second floor is a place to order food alone. The price is expensive, and we really can't afford it."
When the male student saw Xiao Wu, his eyes lit up immediately: "What a beautiful little loli, but unfortunately she is a work-study student. Wang Sheng, I'm going to eat now, so I'll let you off this time!"
After finishing speaking, they walked proudly to the second floor.
Xiao Wu raised her foot to chase, Zhang Ge was even faster, and within a few breaths she had already arrived in front of the group of students.
Everyone was stunned.
"What are you doing? You, a work-study student, dare to go up to the second floor?" Boss Xiao looked at Zhang Ge with slanted eyebrows.
"Your treat." Zhang Ge said.
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