Host, I'm Here to Accompany You to Pretend

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In Longhushan Tianshi Mansion, Zhang Tianshi, who had just finished a set of punches, exhaled slowly. When he was about to take a break, two people in police uniforms walked in.

"Zhang Tianshi, we are members of the National Security Bureau. This is our certificate. I hope you can cooperate with our investigation on something."

Seeing the IDs shown by these two people, Zhang Tianshi looked confused, completely confused about what the situation was.

Could it be that his secret cultivation of internal strength was exposed?

Impossible, he has always kept a low profile in his life and work, and he advocates science. He never engages in feudal superstition, so it is impossible for him to be exposed.

Could it be that the people in the group exposed it?

Zhang Tianshi thought about the people in the exchange group of the head of Huaxia, and felt that it was very possible. Isn't Lao Chen very popular recently? Could it be that he attracted people from the country?

Thinking of this piece of Tianshi, I felt uneasy, and accompanied two people from the National Security Bureau to leave Tianshi's mansion.

The same thing happened not only in Longhu Mountain, but also in Wudang Mountain, Maoshan and the heads of other famous rivers and mountains were invited by the National Security Bureau to drink tea.

Of course, all of this has nothing to do with Chen Mo. At this time, he has been teleported home by the system.

"The host pretended to force me to give you 82 points. In order to prevent you from being proud, I will give you the remaining 18 points in the form of 666."

Hearing the familiar voice of the system, Chen Mo knew that this wave of pretense was completely over. Although he wanted to complain about the system, he still had more important things to do now.

Without further ado, Chen Mo sat down cross-legged and practiced with his heart turned upside down.

But whoever is a Chinese person does not have a dream of cultivating immortals. This is not only Su Luo, Chen Mo is the same. Yujian rides the wind to slay demons in the world, but his childhood dream, this time he finally experienced a great immortal cultivation Dude, I still remember his exercises in my mind, if I don't practice now, it will be later.

1 minutes passed...

10 minutes passed...

An hour has passed...

Chen Mo opened his eyes and fell into thinking about life.

What he is practicing now is not the ordinary method that he casually throws to Su Luo, but the natal exercise of the character who is experiencing this time. This set of exercise is completely created by this boss. Yun's strength should tell how powerful this technique is.

Theoretically speaking, a peerless genius who practiced this set of Kung Fu would be able to feel the breath within a few breaths at most, and a lesser person would be able to feel the breath within 1 minute, even if the aptitude is really rubbish. Weighing the level of waste, you should be able to feel aura after ten minutes.

But now he has been cultivating for an entire hour, not to mention the feeling of qi within this hour, and he has not even achieved the most basic meditation. Doesn't this mean that he is not even as good as a waste!

It's fucking outrageous!

"System, tell me the truth, is my cultivation aptitude very poor?"

Chen Mo is not reconciled, he finally had the opportunity to cultivate immortality, and he also possessed the strongest cultivation technique, but he turned out to be a waste among wastes who can't even generate a sense of energy. This gap is too great.

"Host, don't think too much, your aptitude is not too bad."

Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief, as long as his aptitude is not too bad, everything can be remedied.

"You always have no qualifications at all!"

Chen Mo was silent for a long time after listening, and then couldn't help asking a soul question.

"Am I really a time traveler?"

His cultivation aptitude during the character experience is the same as that of the experienced character, so he doesn't know what his cultivation aptitude is.

However, in his perception, the kidney deficiency has cultivation aptitude, so how can he say that his cultivation aptitude is against the sky as a traverser with a pure yang body, okay? But the system directly told him that he didn't even have cultivation aptitude. Chen Mo couldn't help but fall into self-doubt.

"You don't have to doubt the host, you are always a pure traverser who has been certified by the system, and your blood is absolutely pure!"

"What pure blood, I'm not a stallion, and have you ever seen that transmigrator who is so trash that he doesn't even have the qualifications for cultivation!"

"The host, have you ever seen a cultivator in the third dimension?"

Chen Mo's body shook as if he understood something.

"Host, it's normal for a native two-dimensional character to be able to cultivate immortality, but host, you have traveled from the third dimension, and you have traveled through the physical body. If you can have the qualifications for cultivation, it will be unreal."

Chen Mo was speechless, this damn explanation was so reasonable!

Chapter 9 The crumb system lets this host teach you how to pretend

After confirming that three-dimensional people cannot cultivate immortals, Chen Mo resolutely gave up his dream of cultivating immortals. There is no way he is such a realistic person, and there is really no other way but to give up. He doesn't even have the qualifications for cultivation now!

And it's not just a simple problem of not having spiritual roots or magic circuits in his body. The essential reason why he doesn't have the qualifications for cultivation is from the problem of the dimension. If he wants to save himself, he must make himself Two-dimensional!

But there is nothing in the world that can make people Two-dimensional.

"Host, if you really want to, then there must be a way."

Hearing what the system said, Chen Mo didn't even think about it, so he planned to dig a way, and with the system's ability to organize, he knew that he would never give any serious solution.

But the system also seemed to have predicted Chen Mo's plan, and immediately stuffed a translucent rectangular membrane into Chen Mo's hand as soon as he finished speaking.

Looking at the unknown substance in his hand, Chen Mo clicked his tongue, the system guy was so quick to attack.

Looking carefully at the translucent substance in his hand, he couldn't recognize what it was with his knowledge of animation. This made Chen Mo immediately vigilant. What he didn't know and it was produced by the system, he knew it It's not going to be anything normal.

"What is this?" Chen Mo asked directly.

"The host is amazing. It is something that can realize the dream of countless people entering Two-dimensional, which is the legendary Two-dimensional pass." The system's tone was a little excited, as if this thing was really amazing.

But Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, Two-dimensional pass?And this thing?He thought about it carefully, and found that this possibility is not impossible, after all, doesn't Jun Ji in RE:CREATORS have the ability to travel through Two-dimensional.

"Is this something similar to Jun Ji's ability?"

"No, it's two-way foil."

"..."

Chen Mo didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment, other than shit, he dared to guarantee that if the system had an entity now, he would not hesitate to paste the lump on its face without hesitation!

Did you take this thing out to flatten the solar system?Also fucking Two-dimensional pass!Do you call the dimensionality reduction strike Two-dimensional?Have I learned physics for so many years in vain?

Sure enough, I'm too sweet to have expectations for the system, this guy is really generous, the ultimate weapon in other systems, he just gave it out casually.

After a period of silence, Chen Mo quietly put away the translucent substance in his hand and said, "When will the system materialize?"

"Host, why are you asking this? Have you finally awakened, host, and want to take the CP of host X system! Sure enough, host, your old taste is broad!" The system's turbulent tone seemed to become stronger when he said this. Waves.

Hearing the system's words, Chen Mo shook his head calmly and said, "No, I don't have that plan, I just think it's inappropriate if you don't have a body."

"What's the inconvenience?"

"You really don't understand what I mean?" Chen Mo didn't believe that the system would have such no B number.

Sure enough, the system was silent this time, and it was not until a while later that the notification sounded suddenly.

"Ding, it has been detected that Oni Wu Tsuji Mucan and the ghost of Shangxian are coming soon, please prepare quickly for the host."

Hearing the prompt from the system, Chen Mo froze for a moment and then revealed a contemptuous look, that was such a coincidence.

"System, you must not have deliberately brought these people here to divert the topic."

"Host, you can't wrong me, I'm an innocent system, so it's possible to do this kind of thing, the person who should come will come sooner or later, I'm just worried that you are not prepared enough, so I notified the news a little earlier You are just old."

"How much do you say?" Chen Mo immediately grasped the point of the system's words.

"Oni Mai Tsuji Mumi and the Oni of Winding Up will come at night."

Chen Mo turned his head to look at the sunny sky outside, and the corner of his mouth twitched. It really was a scumbag system. The mission released this time was obviously to divert the topic. It's been a long time since the system released missions to divert the topic.

But the ghost dance Tsuji Wumi and the ghost of Shangxian, let’s not talk about the others, I am very impressed with Chen Mo, the pretentious man of Wuyan. If you can teach him to be a man, no, to be a ghost, then he will be [-] willing!

It's a pity that they all came at night, which made Chen Mo a little regretful that he couldn't take Wu Mi to bask in the sun.

After recalling the combat system in Ghost Slayer, Chen Mo said: "System, who do you want me to play to fight Ghost Dance Tsuji and the others?"

"Host, don't worry, we'll lose face if we pretend to be aggressive. This time you're playing the enhanced version of Ji Guoyuan, the founder of Breath of the Sun. It's just a matter of moving your fingers. It depends on how you plan to perform." The system explained to Chen Mo in a turbulent voice.

After all, judging from the combat system in Demon Slayer, human beings are basically in a weak position, and most of the Oni's strength is stronger than Zhu, not to mention that this time we will fight all the Oni and Tsuji Mumi Well, if you really play as an ordinary pillar to hit them, wouldn't that be tantamount to being deflated? As a systematic traverser, how can you be deflated.

Hearing the system's explanation, Chen Mo revealed a look of disdain and said: "The system really only has this level of understanding of the way of pretending to be coercive."

"Host, if you want to talk about other things, I can bear it, but if you want to question my way of acting aggressively, then I can't bear it." The voice of the system rarely became serious. Doubt, really stimulated it.

Facing the system's rebuttal, Chen Mo smiled and said: "System, the abilities of plot characters have limits. What I have learned from my short career as a host is that the more the host relies on the plot characters, the more they will rely on the plot characters. Pretending to force things outside of it fails, so you have to go beyond the characters in the plot!"

Hearing Chen Mo's words, the system's DNA (database) reacted immediately.

The despicable host actually used this method!

Although the system has tried its best to resist, it still couldn't resist the transcription of DNA, and took up the lines extremely unwillingly.

"What do you mean, what are you talking about?"

"I don't need plot characters anymore, system!"

"I want to surpass the plot characters!"

"System, just use your abilities!"

After cooperating with the system to perform the famous scene, Chen Mo said in a comfortable mood: "The system will let me teach you how to pretend!"

Chapter 10 I'm just an ordinary shrimp dumpling

At night, in an indoor studio.

"Ka, that's the end of today's filming, thanks to everyone." After the director announced that the filming was over, the staff present breathed a sigh of relief and packed up their things.

After seeing the end of the shooting, a person waiting at the side came to Nakano Yihua and said, "Yihua worked hard for you today too."

He is the president of an artist firm. There are many artist firms like Neon, but his artist firm is only a very small firm, which is basically full of newcomers, and among these newcomers, the most The one he is optimistic about is Kazuka Nakano.

Hearing the president's greeting, Nakano Kazuka shook her head, and replied with a smile: "It's nothing hard, this opportunity to appear on camera was won by the president with great difficulty, so I should thank the president."

Unlike those well-known artists, Kazuka Nakano is just a newcomer who has just debuted. Although she has great potential, this potential cannot be directly converted into popularity. For a newcomer like her, no one will specialize To hire her, you have to find all the jobs by yourself, and you have to pass a highly competitive audition before you can officially leave the country.

Although she played only a very marginal supporting role in this movie, even such a role is very rare for a newcomer like her. It's the first official role I've got, so of course I have to do my best to play the role well.

The president nodded and said: "But Yihua, you are still a high school student right now, and taking care of filming and school affairs at the same time is really tiring, why don't you ask the school for a period of time off, what do you think? ?”

Nakano Kazuka showed a hesitant expression. She is now sure that she will step into this industry in the future, so academic matters are not so important anymore, and her grades can be said to be the bottom of the class in school. Even if you don't go to school, it won't get worse.

In fact, according to her current situation, it is the best choice to temporarily suspend school and focus on her career, but in this way, her current job will definitely be exposed, and she is not yet ready to confess to her sisters.

"President, let me think about it first."

"Well, I understand. This kind of thing can't be decided casually. It's already dark now. I'll take you home first."