"Yes, yes, at least wait until you go to the hotel at night before exposing her, how stupid!"
Yuan Yifan does not agree with the ideas of these male netizens. Feelings are sacred, and those who want to play with their feelings will eventually be played by their feelings.
But he is an anchor, so it is not easy to openly attack netizens, so he just lied casually and rejected the suggestions of netizens: "I'm sorry, I dare not play, I practice boy kung fu."
As we all know, boy kung fu is powerful, but it needs to maintain a virgin body all the time, and not be close to women. Just like the sunflower book, men's expressions will change when they talk about it, and few are willing to try it.
"Ah? How did you practice this skill? Hurry up and break it. I suggest you to practice Yu Nu Dafa."
"Yeah, our buddy knows an old military doctor. He has the Dali Pill passed down from his ancestors. It's no problem to take ten or eight pills in one night. If you want to add me to WeChat, there is a big discount. Recommend 10 people to buy and upgrade to a city-level agent , recommend 100 people to upgrade to provincial agents, and get a share for every medicine sold..."
Those who dare to love these netizens are drug sellers, and they started to advertise in the live broadcast room, and finally overstepped the control and directly banned them forever, so that the atmosphere of the live broadcast was eliminated.
Facing the imminent pursuit, Yuan Yifan faced it calmly, and even joked with netizens.
"Everyone, magician No. 22 is online again, and I'll show you a unique trick in a while!" Yuan Yifan said as he walked.
"What unique skill?" Netizens asked curiously.
Yuan Yifan asked with a smile: "I'll show you a live show, this live man is a member of the arrest team, do you want to watch it?"
Netizens expressed disbelief, because they watched Shi Xuefei's live broadcast room, and they were still searching in the urban area.
"You will see it in 2 minutes. I will prepare some magic props first."
When Yuan Yifan spoke, he had already returned to the locker room to take back his personal belongings, and now is the time to officially run away.
Before coming here, Yuan Yifan studied the escape route. He wanted to avoid the main road so that the arrest team would lose the advantages of vehicles and numbers. For this reason, he had to cross the entire water park and go out from the farthest end of the water park.
There is no exit there, but you can climb over the fence and run to the residential area, which stretches for several kilometers. No matter how powerful the arrest team is, it is impossible to separate people to set up an ambush in a place with no roads. Then he can leave calmly.
Then Yuan Yifan began to trot, because there was not much time left, and he only had 1 minute left.
"Old irons, look well, this magician is about to perform his skills, look at my great summoning technique, show up, stupid terminator!"
According to Chu Lili's prompt, Yuan Yifan had a premonition that the Terminator was coming, so he made an exaggerated stage move, reaching out and pointing towards the door.
The audience was looking forward to it, and even the cameras were pointed in the direction of the entrance.
To say that the Terminator is also cooperating, he is still dressed in black, and riding his beloved motorcycle, he leaps in from the gate at the gate. A group of security guards are chasing him wildly, but after all, he can't catch up with the motorcycle on foot. The Terminator is very fast. Swinging quickly, he quickly approached Yuan Yifan.
Anyway, the effect of this performance is superb, some people even think that Yuan Yifan knows metaphysics, how can he even control the Terminator to arrest free men at will?
So the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became lively again.
"xswl, the Terminator has a new title, stupid!"
"Number 22 is amazing. This magic is superb. After the escape show is over, he can go to perform magic. He can simply set up a magic cloud club to compete with Mr. Yu Qian's Deyun club. It's exciting to think about it."
"Yeah, Yuan Yifan has never seen these magic tricks before. If he becomes a magician, Liu Qian will have nothing to do with him during the Spring Festival Gala."
The magic show is over, and Yuan Yifan's journey has just begun.
Because the Terminator has already appeared, it is easy to be discovered by him if he runs from the shore, so Yuan Yifan hid in the parent-child area of the water park. There are parents playing in the water with their children. There are hundreds of people at least, which played a very good role. hidden effect.
Yuan Yifan saw a mother playing with her son, so he turned his back to the shore and walked to the side. Looking at it this way, they were as warm as a family of three. Normal people can't tell the difference from a pool of hundreds of people. Which is Yuan Yifan.
However, the Terminator may not be a normal person. After riding a motorcycle all the way to the parent-child zone, he suddenly braked and pretended to be looking for it. After getting off the car, he slowly approached the water area of the parent-child zone.
Yuan Yifan noticed this situation out of the corner of his eye, and cursed in his heart, this Terminator doesn't even want to act anymore, there must be an accomplice showing him the way, otherwise the water park is so big, why would he stay here?
No need to ask, the next step he will suddenly jump into the water to arrest himself, for a cheater, cover-ups are useless, so Yuan Yifan ran directly to the opposite bank quickly.
The Terminator also tore off the camouflage, jumped into the shallow water, and the two ran in the water, starting today's chase.
When Yuan Yifan ran in the pool, he would deliberately avoid the area where the children were, preferring to take a detour, but the Terminator didn't care about anything, and ran in a straight line the whole way. The water splashed by his running splashed many children. Either the eyes got water, or they were brought down by the huge water waves.
This aroused the dissatisfaction of the parents, and some people scolded on the spot. If the Terminator also had a reputation value, it would probably have fallen into a negative value at this moment.
Because of the Terminator's lack of scruples, when the two ran out of the pool in the parent-child area, the distance between them was not farther away, but shortened a lot.
Yuan Yifan didn't panic, he went ashore and ran for a while, and then got into the next project "Water Curtain Cave".
It is said to be Shuilian Cave, but it is not the place where Monkey King lives, but a stream that sprays water for tourists, similar to a car washing machine. When people enter, they will be washed by water from all directions. It has the homonym of "Chongxi", so it is very popular Tourists love it.
The park also provides each visitor with a foam board to resist the water flow.
Yuan Yifan ran into the Water Curtain Cave, walked through the turbulent flow area a few steps, and the Terminator did not lag behind, so he chased after him.
Chapter 121 You are still tender!
The turbulent flow area in front is an appetizer, and the key point of the Shuiliandong game area is below, because here is where people are manipulating the water flow.
The water guns are also controlled by tourists, and they will let the tourists passing below receive "baptism". Of course, this water gun is not a high-pressure water gun. Within the range of adults' tolerance, everyone who enters the water curtain cave will inevitably be sprayed with water.
In order to be able to run fast, Yuan Yifan didn't wear a foam baffle. If he was sprayed all over his head and face, it would affect his escape.
As soon as he showed his head, several water guns were aimed at him from above.
However, Yuan Yifan was quick to see the opportunity, and immediately waved his hands to signal everyone not to criticize him, because he has something to say.
"Dear water gun contestants, my friend said later that you are all useless, you can't spray him, is that true?"
"Bad boy! Let's see if I don't spray him to death!"
"We specialize in all kinds of dissatisfaction."
The tourists who operated the water guns above were filled with righteous indignation, and there were still people who came to challenge them. They liked such thorns.
So Yuan Yifan passed the water gun area without being sprayed. The tourists above were all waiting to spray the Terminator.
As soon as the Terminator appeared, he was attacked by six water guns.
"Fuck, you are sick, what are you spraying on me, I'm catching fugitives!"
The Terminator, Jiao Mingchen, was so angry that he cursed, but when he opened his mouth, he was poured with water and choked on it.
He was sprayed all over his head and face. Although it didn't hurt, he couldn't open his eyes, lost his vision, and it was difficult to run and speed up.
"Aren't you going to challenge us? Don't let the dishes stand out like this."
The water gun tourists above are still mocking him.
The Terminator cursed in his heart, if he wasn't in a hurry to catch No. 22, he would definitely go up and teach these troublemakers a lesson.
The Terminator managed to run across the area of the Water Curtain Cave, wiped the water off his face with his hand, then opened his eyes hard, looking for Yuan Yifan.
But because he lost his vision just now, he has lost his target and can't find anyone.
After looking around but not finding it, Jiao Mingchen secretly looked at a small instrument in his arms. This instrument is waterproof and can work even after being submerged in water.
On the small LCD screen of the instrument, it displays the same interface as the radar, with a small dot constantly flashing, that is Yuan Yifan's azimuth.
Jiao Mingchen looked up, and there was an empty hovercraft at the position indicated by the instrument, Yuan Yifan must be hiding behind the hovercraft, using the blind spot to block his vision.
"Hmph, I found you!"
Jiao Mingchen pretended to yell to the live broadcast camera, as if he spotted Yuan Yifan with the naked eye, he plunged down and began to swim and chase.
Although there is a hovercraft in this pool, it is equivalent to a large bathtub. It is used for tourists to play bumper cars on the water. The speed is so slow that it is better to swim fast.
Yuan Yifan, who was hiding behind the hovercraft, stared at this situation. This Terminator's cheating method is a bit abnormal, and it doesn't look like someone tipped off the news in real time.
If someone had been monitoring his movements, then Jiao Mingchen would have rushed to his position as soon as he landed, instead of finding his position after he glanced in his arms.
"The Terminator is really shameless to a certain extent!"
Yuan Yifan cursed inwardly, and was forced to swim to the opposite bank.
Yuan Yifan originally planned to use the distance created by the Water Curtain Cave to hide in the water. As long as the Terminator lost his target, he would be able to swim in the water and slowly increase the distance. However, his plan failed, and the Terminator had no bottom line for cheating. , All his tricks were in vain.
The swimming speeds of the two were about the same. Yuan Yifan swam to the bank of the pool first, got up and started running wildly, and then Jiao Mingchen also climbed ashore and followed closely behind.
After chasing and fleeing for so long, Yuan Yifan has not seen the shadow of Shi Xuefei from the arrest team. Now he is absolutely sure that cheating is the Terminator's business alone, and has nothing to do with Shi Xuefei.
Otherwise, there was cheating before, and there was double-teaming by three 40 people from the arrest team, and he really didn't have much confidence that he would be able to escape unscathed.
For the next few hundred meters, the two of them were running with all their strength. Under the sun, the two wet people rushed on the bank, scaring passers-by to avoid them.
Yuan Yifan's destination is the rafting area ahead, where the staff is helping tourists put on life jackets, and then reminding them of safety precautions.
"Be sure to pay attention to safety. If you accidentally fall into the water halfway, don't panic. The water here is not deep. Just stand up and walk to the shore to wait for rescue. The whole journey of drifting is 4 kilometers. At the end, there will be a sightseeing car to take you back to the starting point. ..."
While the staff was still explaining, Yuan Yifan jumped into a kayak by himself, untied the safety rope, and rowed away.
"Hey, come back! You're not wearing a life jacket!"
The staff was startled and hurriedly shouted on the shore, but Yuan Yifan went down the river without looking back.
It wasn't over yet, another man came running from behind, and he wanted to go after him in a kayak. Of course, this was Jiao Mingchen.
The staff grabbed him and said angrily: "Hey, no fee, no life jacket, no play!"
"Fuck you!"
Jiao Mingchen didn't have a good temper. As soon as he pushed the staff down, he jumped into the kayak and chased after him.
Although kayaking for rafting is not as difficult as competitive sports, it still requires certain skills. Yuan Yifan has played kayaking before, so the operation is not jerky.
At this moment, the running system sent a prompt: "Do you want to spend 1 attribute point to activate the boating skill?"
"Yes!"
Yuan Yifan agreed, and he wanted to use this section of drifting to increase the distance.
Running system: "Turn on the boating skill, the current level is H!"
The initial level of this rowing skill has directly reached level H. This is because Yuan Yifan has played kayaking before, and now after turning on the skill in the system, his original level is automatically recognized.
Of course, for any skill, F-level is used as the watershed to distinguish beginners from masters. At the critical moment, Yuan Yifan was not stingy, and after throwing two attribute points, he strengthened his rowing skill to F-level.
Running system: "Upgrade the rowing skill to F-level, unlock the passive stunt dragon boat walker, which can greatly improve the control level of dragon boat boats."
Kayaking is a sport that has only emerged in recent years in foreign countries. However, as early as in the ancient Dragon Boat Festival to commemorate Qu Yuan in my country, there was a dragon boat race. That is the ancestor of kayaking. Yuan Yifan gave it a thumbs up for national culture.
After turning on the rowing skills, Yuan Yifan's control of the kayak became very smooth. Swiping left and right can always keep the kayak in the most turbulent position of the water and maximize the speed.
On the other hand, Jiao Mingchen is no good. Although he has received a lot of military training, he has never studied kayaking.
He only knows how to paddle hard into the water, but kayaking is not a simple exercise. When passing a bend in a stream, because the speed of the boat was too fast, his kayak rushed to the bank and ran aground .
Yuan Yifan took the time to look back at the Terminator, and then dismissively smiled, playing kayaking with my brother, you are still young!
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