I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

"I understand, I understand, I won't talk nonsense." Russell showed a weird smile, and covered his mouth tightly with two small hands.

man!

He understands that he can't say that he is not good enough, even if he doesn't need it, he has to make up for it, the stronger the better.

Uncle Nine was completely defeated by Russell's strange eyes, he reached out his hand helplessly and rubbed Russell's little head vigorously.

Xiao Hei didn't know the twitch in his head, so he stretched out his wings and touched Uncle Jiu's head in a similar manner.

"Ok?"

Uncle Jiu turned his head sharply, his eyes full of murderous intent.

Russell's eyes lit up immediately, and he immediately hugged Uncle Jiu's thigh, "Master, Xiao Hei is my brother and best friend, you can't kill him!"

Xiao Hei looked relieved, although the little kid in front of him was a bit annoying, he was still reliable when it was critical.

Russell went on to say, "If you can give me an extra chicken leg, I have no problem."

Xiao Hei: ??????

Can't wait for this home!

Mom, I want to go back to Xiangxi, where there are clear rivers, fragrant earthworms, and groups of beautiful hens.

The most important thing is that there is no puppy!

Xiao Hei flew straight away, looking at its wobbly fat body, Russell couldn't help but licked his lips.

The ten-year-old rooster eats Jiushu's old medicinal materials on weekdays. In addition, it can also swallow the essence of the sun and the moon, and it often exercises itself. The meat quality must be delicious!

"You, you!"

Uncle Jiu looked at Xiao Hei who was running so fast, he couldn't laugh or cry, he finally knew why Xiao Hei was waiting for him halfway, and he looked aggrieved.

It turned out that I wanted to sue!

When I was a child, I always bullied little Russell, but I didn't expect that Russell would not be bullied anymore when he grew up.

Uncle Jiu patted Luo Su's head, and couldn't help feeling a sigh of relief in his heart, hit the apprentice!Be sure to go early!

I remember how many slaps little Russell still owes me?

Can't remember a bit.

Uncle Jiu pondered for a while, and if he couldn't remember clearly, forget it, and count it as two hundred times!

I am such a good teacher!

Wen Cai came out of the back room with a package in his hand, "Master, the aphrodisiac medicine has been packaged."

As soon as the aphrodisiac was mentioned, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, this silly apprentice, can't you not mention these two words?

He was just about to go out, before he took two steps, he thought of something again, he pulled out his hand back, and carried Russell out skillfully under his arm.

The two of them galloped on the dark road to their heart's content. Anyway, at night, every household was full of wives and children, and few of them dared to go out for a stroll, and they were not worried about bumping into people.

Russell was hugged by Uncle Ninth. He wanted to ride his pony. Uncle Ninth thought his pony was too small, and his legs sprinted slowly. It seemed that there was something really urgent and he was in a hurry.

He tilted his head and asked curiously, "Master, aren't you helping people to get rid of evil? Why are you in such a hurry?"

There are two types of evil spirits. One is that people who practice Taoism use Yin evil techniques to deal with ordinary people.

And the other is that there is too much yin in the body, getting into trouble with ghosts or living in places with too much yin for a long time.

If it's the former one, don't think about anything else, go to the coffin shop for a walk, see which coffin is better, buy it in advance, and save the time to grab the coffin from others.

If a cultivator starts to make trouble, and if he does it accurately, he hides behind his back and stabs the villain, that's a formidable one, and Nanny Rong is ashamed of herself.

If it's the latter, it's even simpler, just basking in the sun, there is nothing that can't be eliminated by the sun star, unless it is the lunar star.

As soon as this was mentioned, Uncle Jiu's expression became a little strange.

"It's nothing, it's just that someone went to Baomi Field in the middle of the night and bumped into a female fairy, and his Yang Qi was sucked away."

Uncle Jiu also looked helpless, if there were ghosts and goblins, he would be able to call him Dad with a few talismans, but he was sucked away from his yang energy.

That person is also full of lust, is it so easy for a female fairy to fall in love with?

Grandma's, the key is a banana tree!

Uncle Jiu didn't mention how depressed he was, he thought about a solution all afternoon, and finally decided to meet this female fairy privately in the dead of night.

By the way, take some aphrodisiac medicine to replenish yang energy for that lustful person, otherwise he will belch farts.

As soon as he heard that it was a female goblin, Russell became more and more looking forward to it. He really didn't know what this female goblin looked like.

But when you think of it as a cornfield?

Russell always felt that he had a bad premonition in his heart. If it was on the mountain, he could still hope that it might be a vixen or something.

But what kind of female fairies can there be in Baomidi?

Corn essence?

Russell was a little apprehensive, and gulped down his saliva. The picture was so beautiful that he could no longer imagine it.

The image of Zhang Wei's tree demon grandmother automatically appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.

Does anyone really have such strong tastes?

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Chapter 81

The place where the accident happened was outside Renjia Town, a remote small village. There are too many such small villages around Renjia Town.

Every household farms, and from time to time, they can go to the mountains to collect firewood, get some wild animals to eat, and pick some herbs, which is much better than living in Renjia Town.

There are rows of ghosts clapping hands planted on the side of the road. When the wind blows, the branches and leaves shake.

Russell suddenly thought of a question, "Master, why did that person go to Baomi Field in the middle of the night?"

The person came to look for it early in the morning, so it should have happened last night. Aren't normal people sleeping at home?

Uncle Jiu looked embarrassed, "Why do children ask so many questions?"

Russell instantly understood that in this era, there are no open houses or same-city apps, and Baomidi is the best choice.

On the willow twigs on the moon, people are about corn fields.

If it wasn't for that female goblin who seized love with a sword, Baomidi would definitely stage a side story.

A short story in Baomidi, carrying an umbrella without a knife on a rainy night.

When Uncle Jiu and Luo Su arrived at the place where the accident happened, it was already almost midnight, but it was still full of uproar, almost a sea of ​​people, probably the whole village ran over.

All the people, old and young, gathered here, some even brought melon seeds, and some held palm-leaf fans. Even though they were bitten badly by mosquitoes, they still stood and refused to leave.

Ghost thing.

I am afraid to say that I am afraid, and I am very taboo on weekdays, and I dare not provoke them.

But if it's eating other people's melons, they don't care about that ghost anymore.

To be precise, it is not, but a goblin, ninety-nine percent is a beautiful female goblin.

Although Uncle Jiu didn't say anything, he looked sharply at the man lying on the ground, his face was pale, his body was naked, and his clothes and pants flew to nowhere.

It must have been a fun and happy night, and the eyes of many bachelors were full of envy.

How about an old saying?

When peony flowers die, it is also romantic to be a ghost.

But seeing his unlucky appearance, they silently withdrew their envy in their hearts. In fact, they still think that their lives are important.

At least by saving money, I can still go to Yihong Courtyard to be an uncle, unrestrained and unrestrained, and order a girl to listen to a little song.

Happy world!

"Uncle Jiu is back!"

I don't know who in the crowd yelled, and then fell silent in an instant, looking at Uncle Jiu in unison.

Their eyes were filled with awe. Ever since Uncle Jiu killed the toad spirit in the big water last time, Master Maoshan Master Uncle appeared out of thin air and made the flood recede with one word.

In their eyes, these things, like gods, made Uncle Jiu's prestige directly reach the highest peak.

Regardless of good officials and gentry, no matter men, women, young or old, everyone has to be called Jiushu when they meet each other!

There are people below!

Russell could remember clearly that there were always matchmakers coming to the door recently. They used to propose marriages for him, but now they proposed marriages for Uncle Jiu. Uncle Jiu ran out to hide for two days in the end.

Who made the eldest girl and younger sister-in-law be too enthusiastic, like a wolf like a tiger, Uncle Jiu couldn't bear it.

Seeing Uncle Jiu's arrival, the anxious expressions of the sixty-something old men in the crowd were finally relieved, and he let out a sigh of relief.

The villagers can watch the fun, but he, the village head, definitely can't watch the fun, especially if this guy is still a strong man in the village.

This is one of the few active forces in the village. After a while, it will be time to irrigate the farmland. If they can't get water this year, they will wait to eat the soil!

The village head trotted all the way, which scared Uncle Jiu. At the age of more than sixty, it can be said that half of his foot has stepped into the gate of hell.

Letting such an old man come to greet him, Uncle Jiu couldn't bear to say anything. He flew off the horse, and with a wave of his hand, the horse shrank rapidly and turned into a paper horse.

The villagers who were watching took a breath.

Fairy method!

If it becomes a cow, how much money will be saved, maybe the family can plow two more acres of land and harvest more in autumn.

"Lin Daochang, you have come. According to your instructions, you are still lying there boldly. We didn't dare to move."

The old man pointed to the man lying on the ground, his strange name caused Russell to stretch his head to look with a little interest.

He looked like a strong man in his thirties, but at this moment his complexion was pale and he was dying, and a thick black mist surrounded his brows.

As for where?

It goes without saying.

Russell couldn't help feeling a little bit, bold, bold!

As his name suggests, he is really courageous, but it's a pity that he is called bold, but not Ning Caichen. It's okay for people to prostitute female ghosts, but bold is not enough.