I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

But in other words, if he hadn't been born with evil spirits, he might not have met Uncle Jiu!

Wang Ba fell in love with Mung Dou, and he was that Mung Dou, who was immediately attracted by Uncle Jiu, who was born to practice Taoism.

"Master, master!" Russell yelled, turning over the talisman paper from his bosom, making Uncle Jiu twitch a little.

All of them beautiful paper beauties.

He couldn't help having a headache, the little apprentice didn't travel far, how did he remember these beauties?

Looking at him on weekdays, he seems to have no interest in women.

Uncle Jiu was startled, remembering the little apprentice's joke that he made it himself without a wife, and obeyed everything.

Does the little apprentice not like women?

He was shocked in his heart, and then couldn't help but smile bitterly. The little apprentice might become a celestial master in the future. Under the care of his uncle, he can go to the underworld to find a good job, and live for hundreds of thousands of years. .

When the time comes, what kind of women do you want? There are plenty of female ghosts, goddesses, and female goblins.

There were too many paper figurines in his arms, and it took Luo Su a long time to turn out a blank talisman paper. He looked at Jiu Shu's appearance, folded his hands quickly, and after a while, he vaguely saw Jiu Shu's appearance.

The origami man seduces the plantain ghost?

Uncle Jiu couldn't help laughing, little apprentice Luo Su was really naive, ordinary people couldn't tell the real from the fake of his paper figurines, but they couldn't do it in front of female ghosts.

Because there is no popularity on him.

"You can't do that."

Uncle Jiu didn't blame him either. After all, the apprentice was still young and had a lot to learn. He had been practicing Taoism for decades before he gradually became a Taoist priest.

Luo Su didn't raise his head, "It's very simple! I'll stick a Yang Qi talisman on the paper figurine later."

Speaking of the yang qi talisman, Russell looked at Bold's face wonderingly, "It's strange, where is my talisman?"

Uncle Jiu remained calm, quietly moved his little hand into his sleeve, pulled out the Yang Qi Talisman, bent his fingers, and flicked the Yang Qi Talisman to the ground, then quietly moved his foot, and stepped on the Yang Qi Talisman above.

"Yeah, what about the big spell?"

Uncle Jiu raised his head and looked around suspiciously, and suddenly seemed to notice something, he lifted his foot.

"Hey, it turned out that I stepped on it. The wind is quite strong tonight."

Windy tonight?

Russell looked at the motionless corn field in front of him, and felt a little depressed. Where did the wind come from?

He shook his head, and didn't bother to think about it, as long as he didn't lose it, it would save him from painting again.

He's not drooling too much.

Russell continued to fold his own paper figurine, and Uncle Jiu also heaved a sigh of relief. He looked at the paper figurine in Luo Su's hand, and then at the yang talisman in his own hand, and couldn't help but his eyes lit up.

Paper figurines with spells?

Can you still play like this?

learned, learned.

Uncle Jiu couldn't help thinking about it and started to play, if the next time he encountered a tricky one, he would pull an army of paper figurines with spells all over his body, preferably with ink fountain lines on his body, and black dog blood on his hands.

On weekdays, Uncle Jiu thinks that he has few hands when exorcising demons.

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. This paper man with a charm is really a good thing.

Before Uncle Jiu got excited for a while, he couldn't help but froze. Russell tilted his head, wondering what he was thinking, and then took apart the paper figurine he had just folded.

What's going on here?

Russell's little hands were extremely nimble, and he folded the paper figurine that had just been disassembled, and the appearance became clearer and clearer. When he blew on the paper figurine with his small mouth, the paper figurine grew up against the wind, and became more and more familiar to him.

Uncle Jiu suddenly realized that this looks very similar to the grown-up Russell.

"Master!" Russell blinked, "I think, you are not as handsome as me, so you can't seduce this female ghost."

I don't want you to feel, I want me to feel.

Uncle Jiu looked at the paper figurine in front of him silently, and couldn't help but feel a little sad. Wouldn't he be a little taller, a little whiter than me, and a little better-looking?

"Ah."

He responded, and secretly he didn't know where his mouth went.

"On a certain day in a certain year, the little Queen Russell sold melons and said that he was prettier than me. I took a closer look and found that he was prettier than me. I was very depressed and very angry. I wrote down three slaps on Russell's ass. "

How many times have you come?

Uncle Jiu suddenly realized, he remembered it three hundred times.

There were hurried footsteps in the distance. It turned out that the old man had returned, followed by a young man with a red candle and a red rope in his hand.

With eagerness on his face, "Lin Daochang, I found something."

He patted the young man next to him, "This is Aaron, a bold friend, I just called him up."

The old man looked at Uncle Jiu eagerly, he found all of the red rope, dragon and phoenix candle, and virgin.

Uncle Jiu coughed in embarrassment, "Old man, I don't need it anymore."

"what?"

The old man was dumbfounded, and stared at Uncle Jiu in a daze, aren't you playing tricks?

Uncle Jiu gestured with his eyes, and the old man followed his gaze and found that there was an extra person beside him. He came here just now in a hurry and hadn't noticed yet.

Taking advantage of the moonlight, the old man took a closer look and couldn't help but gasp.

How do you look so good-looking?

He silently took back the red rope, as well as the dragon and phoenix candles, they really don't need it, this man catches female ghosts every time.

The one named Aaron looked at Bold lying on the ground with envy in his eyes, holding a dragon and phoenix candle in his hand, and looked at the red rope in the old man's hand, wondering what he was thinking.

Russell closed his eyes slowly, the paper figurines around him moved, and they went directly through the corn field in front of them to the plantain grove behind them.

I don't know if it's because the goblin is looking at the face, or because he has tasted the sweetness of a man because he has absorbed the bold yang energy.

Before Russell entered the plantain grove, a red light floated out from the plantain grove, slowly turning into a beautiful woman in red.

The long thighs are a little white, and the red dress on her body is half-covered, making her figure vivid and charming.

The plantain female ghost was very hungry and thirsty, and unlike other ghost stories, one first came into trouble, and then the other came back to repay her body, and first flirted with her for a while.

She went straight to it.

The red belt stretched long, the clothes on his body gradually fell off, his soft white arms hugged Russell tightly, his head was pressed inside the rabbit, if it wasn't for the paper figurine, he would probably have been suffocated.

Such a strong yang energy!

The plantain female ghost couldn't help sticking out her tongue and licking it, she was very excited, she had to take care of this one in front of her, how nice it would be to be happy and happy every day.

She suddenly noticed something strange, why isn't the man in front of her tough?

The next moment, a hand touched her head quietly, a golden light flashed in the hand, and the plantain ghost screamed, and her soul flew out of her mind.

"The world is suffering, Xiaodao will send you to see the ancestor of Maoshan."

Russell looked at the small energy light ball falling on the ground, and couldn't help but feel joyful. There was so much justice dropped this time, it was almost 10 o'clock.

What a great justice!

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Chapter 84 Zhang Sanfeng (for Subscription)

"Dangdangdang!"

Wencai got up very early today, and unlike the past, Xiaohei called three times before reluctantly letting go of Duke Zhou's daughter and getting up.

Because today is the Dragon Boat Festival.

According to the customs here, every household has to clean the house, insert wormwood, sprinkle realgar, and eat some rice dumplings.

But these things are all done by literary talent, Russell is teasing Er Hei in the yard.

Make him work?

Hiring child labor, what a vicious person!

Wen Cai naturally wouldn't let his junior brother do it. Starting in the morning, he cleaned the entire Yizhuang back and forth.

The Yizhuang is very large, and it is really difficult for one person to clean it.

But today is different, Yizhuang is empty no matter the front or back, and occasionally some coffins are placed in the front yard on weekdays.

Those who haven't found the geomantic treasure, or the auspicious day, can only temporarily put the coffin in Yizhuang.

Now that the population pressure is high, there are not many geomantic treasure lands, and it is even more troublesome to find them. After searching for dragons and acupuncture points, I finally found a land, but people took it.

Digging people's graves is detrimental to morality and morality, so we can only continue to search all over the mountain.

Uncle Jiu could not hold back his temper, so he visited all the good geomantic places around him for so many years, and at worst it couldn't be a bad place.

Those Fengshui masters who couldn't bear their temper just turned the compass over, carried a Luoyang shovel on their backs, called three or five friends, quit Fengshui, and changed their careers to touch gold.

It is too introverted in the industry.

Now that it's the Dragon Boat Festival, the Yizhuang will naturally be vacant, and those customers who have not been buried can only spend the night outside.

Anyway, these customers have absolutely no opinions and absolutely no bad reviews.

After Wencai finished cleaning the front and back rooms, he only heard the knock on the door and opened the front door. It was Qiusheng who came.

Every time there is a holiday, he must come to the master.

One is that he is an orphan, without father and mother, and his aunt has her own family, so it is not bad to take care of her on weekdays.

Er, Uncle Jiu has treated him well. After so many years, he has already become a relative, so they will naturally be together during the holidays.

Qiu Sheng carried a large pile of wormwood and two peach branches on his shoulders.

Wormwood is a good thing. It can be stuck on the door to drive away evil spirits, soaked in water can improve eyesight, and most importantly, it can also be eaten with boiled eggs.

With Uncle Jiu's secret recipe, it smells delicious!

If you don't dislike it, the water left after boiling can also be used for bathing, soaking feet to remove athlete's foot, and dispel the cold in the body. It is much more fragrant than the saponins.