I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

I saw a big red coffin in the yard. Looking at the color, I guess it was an old coffin that had just been drawn.

Right in front of the big red coffin, there was a spell floating, and it wasn't a curse spell or an exorcism spell, but a short line of words.

"Senior brother, your copper coin sword is so beautiful. I'll borrow it to play for two days. When I remember it, I'll return it to you."

And Uncle Jiu squinted his eyes, looked at the note and laughed, and didn't have any good ideas in his mind.

Luo Su silently turned his head away, couldn't bear to look straight in his eyes, and silently mourned for the four-eyed uncle in his heart.

Uncle!

Why do you want to die!

Master is small-minded, don't you know?

Russell rubbed his chin and smiled immorally. He was really curious, how exactly Uncle Nine was going to punish Uncle Four Eyes?

He will learn from it when the time comes, and the master will definitely like it.

The sky was getting darker and the moon appeared.

All I heard was the clanging sound of the big red coffin in the yard.

Uncle Jiu put his hands behind his back and looked at the sky. The moon and stars were sparse, which was okay.

He pushed the coffin away with one hand, and there was a poor rice dumpling inside, unable to get up no matter what.

Dead change, but not completely changed.

Uncle Jiu stretched out his right hand, and took out a charm from nowhere, then, with a little saliva on his tongue, he directly tapped the spell on Zongzi's head.

The zongzi became stiff immediately.

Uncle Jiu silently picked up the big stick in his hand, and when he stuffed the zongzi, he took a deep breath and jumped forward.

The zombie in the coffin jumped out immediately.

"hey-hey!"

Uncle Jiu looked at his yard with malicious eyes, and the houses inside had some mottled walls.

With a wave of both hands, the zombie waved a big stick and kept smashing around the house. Uncle Jiu hummed a little tune, and waved his hands more and more vigorously.

La la la la la!

I am a hard-working little expert who gets rich.

It's definitely not coveting the box of big yellow croakers in the junior brother's house.

He also doesn't want a yard, a small garden, a swing, a bicycle, or an arbor.

But, if the younger brother insists on covering him, he can't stop him.

Brother, brother loves you so much!

Chapter 96

"A man in a man, a man in a man."

Uncle Jiu was humming a little tune and strolling leisurely in the yard, but the corners of his eyes couldn't stop smiling. He felt amused when he thought of yesterday.

The zombie in the coffin suddenly turned into a dead body, picked up a stick inexplicably, and smashed Yizhuang to pieces.

He is so heartbroken!

If it wasn't for his junior brother taking four big yellow croakers, he would almost have been overwhelmed with grief, and went to the underworld to meet the patriarch.

Alas, let the younger brother spend money again.

Uncle Jiu touched the copper coin sword in his hand, and hummed a little tune. Today is really refreshing, and he just happened to go to Taojia Village to show people Fengshui.

An ocean is also money.

"Squeak!"

A door opened, and Russell walked out from inside, his legs were a little weak, as if he had stayed up all night to practice immortality.

The pale man competed with the kid with kidney deficiency.

"Ok?"

Uncle Jiu frowned, "What did you do last night, sneaking out again?"

"No, I didn't, it's impossible!"

Russell replied directly and proficiently. He folded his hands in front of his chest and said frightenedly, "Hey, master, I practiced seriously all night yesterday!"

Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes, feeling that there must be something strange about this matter.

The little apprentice Russell is very lazy, he can lie down but never sit down, he can float on the tortoise shell and never come down to walk.

But fortunately, being lazy is a bit lazy, but he is smart!

There are three paper figurines to help him practice, and the cultivation speed is very fast.

It is much better than Wencai and Qiusheng. People who are not talented enough and don’t work hard can’t even catch up with those who are talented but don’t work hard, let alone those who have good weather and work hard.

It's just a pity that Russell's paper figurine technique requires too much spirit, otherwise.

Ugh!

Uncle Jiu sighed, and seeing Russell's complacent appearance, he had a bold guess in his mind.

He tentatively asked, "Russell, what are you doing now?"

Once one breaks through the sixth level of the human teacher and cultivates the soul, the cultivation base will not be easily seen by others.

Russell was waiting for this moment, he blinked suddenly, "Master, I'm eighth, um, my cultivation is so slow, it's been almost two months."

flutter!

Uncle Jiu felt a knife stabbed into his chest, and he was so depressed that he didn't want to talk anymore.

This is blatant showing off!

Cultivation, the more difficult it is, especially after the appearance of the soul, warming the soul with magic power is the most important thing.

If the soul is warm and strong, after reaching the ninth level of the human division, it will be a matter of course and advance towards the earth division by leaps and bounds.

If the soul is not warm and strong, and blindly pursues speed, Master?

Sorry, you are gone.

As soon as he saw Russell's smug little eyes, Uncle Jiu wanted to give himself two slaps, why don't you have a long memory, know that the little apprentice is a genius, and still ask? ?

"cough!"

On the surface, Uncle Jiu was still calm, trying to restrain his trembling hands, "Not bad, not bad, with my demeanor back then."

"Come out with me in a while, and help people watch the wind."

Uncle Jiu began to change the subject without a trace, because the topic of the little apprentice really made him sad.

I was also a genius back then!

"In Taojia Village, others have been working for several days, and they have been paid. It's an ocean!"

Normally, Uncle Jiu would charge a piece of ocean for his ability to eliminate demons and ghosts. If he wanted to look at such trivial things as Feng Shui, he would basically just have a meal.

Occasionally I would take two fish or a chicken or a goose or something.

That's how Xiao Hei's harem came about.

"Got it!"

Russell complied for a while, and did not continue to show off. If this thing is good, just accept it, otherwise the master will be annoyed, and the end will be very miserable.

Do you know Ren Jiazhen's buttocks?

"strangeness."

Russell looked at Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng who were busy packing up their things on the other side, their little heads couldn't help turning their heads.

"Master, are you going to take senior brother and the two of them there today?"

It had been a long time since he saw Uncle Jiu bring Wencai, and Qiusheng and Qiusheng went out together, mostly with Wencai.

Not because of Wen Cai, but because Wen Cai can hug him.

"Ah."

Uncle Jiu responded, with an inexplicable sadness on his face, "It's not that these two bastards are too stupid!"

He said angrily, "I've grown up so much, I don't know how to go out and trick a daughter-in-law back, ah bah, find a daughter-in-law and come back."

Uncle Jiu hated iron for being weak, "Go to other villages more often. After a long time, there will always be one or two people who say goodbye?"

Russell suddenly realized that in towns like theirs, ninety-nine percent of the marriage problems of men and women depended on the elders.

Match each other and match, this thing will be done.

Free love?

If you dare to get within one meter of a big yellow girl, try saying one more sentence.

Rumors and rumors can directly cause her to jump into the river the next day.

But to be honest, Russell felt that the elder's matchmaking process lasted longer than what he talked about.

He is young and still doesn't understand. Is this a problem of the times or a problem of people?

Russell suddenly thought of another question. He looked at his two senior brothers and asked slowly, "Master, I remember that senior brothers are not very old, are they so eager to go on a blind date?"

Qiusheng still looks very young, and his literary talent is not good enough, but he just looks a little anxious and looks old, but he is still a young man.

"Aren't you old?"

Uncle Jiu was about to blow his beard and stare, "One is 17, the other is 18. When I was their age, uh."

He realized that something was wrong, and changed his words in an instant, "When they were as old as the two of them, the children were all making soy sauce on the ground."

Russell secretly laughed, he heard what the master said just now, at his age.

Has your old man married a wife?

Russell couldn't help but feel emotional. The master became more and more like a worried old mother. She used to worry about the cultivation of the two apprentices, but now she is worried about the marriage of the two apprentices.