"Add some, fill me up to full!"
Energy points minus 280 points.
"Congratulations, you have learned the seven steps of Yubu, you are a genius!"
Chapter 107 Goose is... dead wood
At this time, Uncle Jiu didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and he was still teaching his young apprentice Russell seriously.
He looked serious again, and when he stepped out, the ground shook even though he didn't use much force.
Then there was another kick, the house was trembling, and the people watching at the door backed away in fright. Some of them were timid, and they just called out Grandpa Immortal!
Uncle Jiu breathed out, using Yubu to adjust yin and yang is fast, but it consumes energy and energy, but it is still very worthwhile to teach the apprentice a lesson.
He turned his head slowly, "Russell, you will...will...will."
Uncle Jiu's eyes were wide open, and he couldn't say what he said next. Russell tilted his head, as if he was following his example, and walked forward step by step.
The whole person seemed to be walking up the stairs, stepping on the air under his feet, stepping on the midair out of thin air.
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but opened his mouth wide, then couldn't help but rubbed his eyes with both hands, and looked again carefully.
That's right!
In the eyes of outsiders, little apprentice Russell stepped on the air, as if he was suspended in mid-air.
The layman looks at the excitement and the insider looks at the doorway.
Uncle Jiu could tell at a glance that Luo Su had stepped on Qi, but this was clearly only possible if Yu Bu had practiced to an extremely high level!
Tread!
Only the fifth step of Yubu can do it!
Uncle Jiu couldn't help being a little dazed. He had practiced Yu steps for so many years, but he still only stopped at the fourth step.
This...this...damn it, is it still a Taoist priest of Maoshan! ! !
Uncle Jiu wanted to scold someone, but when he saw the little apprentice's half-smile eyes, Uncle Jiu coughed immediately.
"Russell, it's okay. The first five steps of Yu's step are the easiest. Your master and I have been using half a stick of incense. You are better than me, but the sixth step is still a bit difficult. Let me tell you... "
Uncle Nine was teaching with a red face, and Luo Su patted his head with his hand, with a look of enlightenment, "Master is right, I understand!"
Then he took another step up, and suddenly the room was gusty, hot and cold, and returned to normal after a while.
Uncle Jiu was dumbfounded.
This is the sixth step of Yubu, luck!
With one step, the yin and yang qi of Qian and Kun were adjusted, and the air flow surged, and they returned to normal in an instant.
With just one kick, the feng shui problem of the house is solved!
Uncle Jiu couldn't help doubting his life. Is it so good to make apprentices by yourself?
"master!"
There was a sly smile in Russell's eyes, "Did I step on it wrong?"
"This……"
Uncle Jiu was embarrassed, right? Just now he said it was difficult, he was slapping himself in the face.
It's not right, I am teaching my apprentice, and I can't teach wrong.
Dilemma!
"Whee!"
Russell looked at the shriveled Uncle Jiu, and secretly laughed, telling you to scare me just now, I am small-minded, don't you know that I learned from someone?
Uncle Jiu, who was still in trouble at first, looked at Russell who was giggling, his face turned red, and his eyes became unkind.
With a big hand, he directly grabbed Russell by the back of the neck, and pulled him in front of him, with a particularly gloomy look on his face, "Hey, my boy, why do I think there are worms on your butt?"
Russell stared, suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, quickly covered his buttocks with his hands, and yelled.
"No!"
"Snapped!"
"what!"
"Snapped!"
"what!"
"Clap clap clap!"
"Woooooo!"
"Finally beat the bug to death!"
Uncle Jiu let out a long sigh of relief, and he immediately felt refreshed. The little apprentice owed him 800 slaps last time, and now he finally slapped him ten times, leaving 802 slaps left.
Russell covered his butt with an aggrieved expression, well, the small-minded meets the even smaller-minded.
Do not lecture on morality! !
It must take one day to sue in front of the master, and let the master spank Xiao Fengjiao's ass!
Hehe, Russell quietly glanced at Uncle Nine, and wait for me, it's not too late for Russell to take revenge in three days!
In the house, everyone looked at this scene strangely, trying not to laugh out loud, their shoulders were shaking there, people who didn't know thought they were doing something wretched.
"cough!"
Uncle Jiu coughed dryly, and immediately became serious, as if the person just now was not him.
This level of shamelessness is quite thick!
He beckoned, and the master carpenter at the side understood it, and immediately walked over with an extremely respectful expression.
"Lin Daochang, have you finished dealing with it?"
Although a craftsman builds a house, he will follow the rules in the "Book of Luban" and avoid many taboos, so he can be regarded as half a professional.
But they just know it, but they don't know why. How can there be a real person like Uncle Jiu with a high level?
To put it bluntly, Uncle Jiu respects these rules, these rules are rules, and if he doesn't respect these rules, then he is nothing.
These craftsmen were afraid of taboos, but for Uncle Jiu, the taboos were easily removed.
Who is taboo, not sure!
Uncle Jiu nodded, and did not explain the specific situation to the master carpenter, but stretched out his right hand and said a word.
"Please!"
He told Russell, because Russell is his apprentice, and this is the inheritance of the teacher.
And the master carpenter is an outsider, so Uncle Jiu didn't have the big intention to directly pass on the master's unique skills to the outside world.
The master carpenter naturally understands this truth. Besides his own apprentice, who would tell others what he is good at?
Even as an apprentice, sometimes you have to keep a hand.
The master carpenter took the mahogany ladder. This is the rule for lifting the beam. This mahogany ladder must be new mahogany, and only the master carpenter can step on it.
If others step on it, it means unlucky.
The master carpenter held the peace talisman in his hand, stepped on the mahogany ladder, and came to the raised wood by the wall again.
Everyone in the house raised their hearts. The first ten attempts were unsuccessful. Will it succeed this time?
The master carpenter hung the Ping An Talisman on it, and everyone watched, Ping An Fu remained motionless, as stable as Mount Tai.
"It's amazing, it's amazing, Uncle Jiu is really a god!"
"That's right, this time the safety talisman finally stopped shaking!"
"It's too powerful, Uncle Jiu is worthy of being a Daoist!"
There were waves of bragging, and Uncle Jiu smiled. He usually enjoyed this time the most.
Even if someone asks him to do something sometimes, he will go regardless of the salary.
On the one hand, it is to accumulate some merit.
On the other hand, it is to accumulate some yin virtues, what if one or two ghosts can be saved?
On the other hand, it is to protect one side and keep the other side peaceful.
There is such a small reason for the loss, it is because of the praise of everyone, Uncle Jiu feels that this reason is still very small.
"Master, help!"
Suddenly, Qiu Sheng's shout came from outside, "Wen Cai seems to have been bitten by a zongzi!"
"what!"
Uncle Jiu took a leap forward and rushed over, seeing the chaos outside, Wen Cai was hugged and gnawed by a zombie wearing a zombie suit with an expressionless face.
It's worth it!
Uncle Nine was furious, and kicked up directly, Russell, who was following behind, was taken aback. He saw the copper bell in that zombie's arms, why did it look so familiar?
He thought of someone in an instant, but it was too late.
"what!"
There was a scream, and the zombie was kicked to the ground, crying out in grief, "Brother dead, it's a goose, the goose is... dead wood!"
"Senior brother with four eyes?"
Uncle Jiu sized up the pig's head wearing a zombie uniform in front of him, and then kicked twice in disgust, "How dare you pretend to be my junior brother, I kick, I kick, I kick!"
"Ah, the goose is really dead wood! Dead brother!"
Chapter 108
"what!"
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