I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

"Oh!"

Naruto's face was black, and he retched several times in his heart. He suddenly changed back to his original self, rolled his eyes, turned his head and left.

At the same time, in the Hokage office, the three generations of Hokage suddenly fell to the ground, with a nosebleed, and I don't know whether to live or die...

[Chapter 180] Spiral pill?Is this what you mean?

Sure enough... not a good thing!

Bang!

The white smoke dissipated, and Naruto turned back to his body and rolled his eyes, as if he was looking at a fool.

Jirai not only had nosebleeds, but his saliva was about to flow out. When did he ever see such a sexy lady, when even he shouted: "Boy... hurry up, change back, let me appreciate it again, Inspiration seems to come out immediately..."

Naruto snorted coldly and didn't bother to pay attention to him: "Who do you think you are?"

Jiraiya's tone of voice was a little dissatisfied: "I am one of the three dignified endures, Lord Jiraiya who is known as the Toad Immortal! Boy, you have to respect me when you talk to me, who do you think you are..."

Before he finished speaking, Naruto took over what Naruto said. Hearing Jirai suddenly had a headache. He didn't finish his half sentence. What he wanted to say was, who do you think you are covering... ...If it wasn't for him, I'm afraid your kid's life would be worse than it is now!

As a result, before the half sentence was spoken, Naruto's voice came out: "Oh, hello old sequel, I am the human body of Ultraman Tiga, in the last battle, I was injured and can't I've transformed, I need a boy... ah no, it's a girl who is going to have sex with me."

"Having a girl and me make a partner, give me hope, let me become a light again, and protect the ninja world. Are you willing to help me to propose a marriage to the Hinata family? Let's defend the ninja world and protect ordinary people together."

"I hope you don't ignorant of flattery."

Jiraiya: "..."

Are you sick?

Is this kid out of his mind, what is Tiga?Why can't you understand yourself?

At this time, Jiraiya, who had a question mark on his face, finally understood why the three generations of Hokage told him when he notified him that he must remain calm when communicating with this kid.

Now it seems... I am afraid that if I am not careful, I will be pissed off?

Jiraiya also took a deep breath, looked at Naruto who was about to leave, and then put on a serious face: "Okay, Naruto, the joke is here, call Minato, I am Master’s also really want to see Minato again, although the three generations of old masters have already told me everything Minato had foreseen, but…”

Naruto glanced at him, and was about to complain that this old rascal was not going to continue playing, but in the next second, he felt that at this moment, the dangling aura of Jiraiya completely disappeared, and what was replaced was extremely Reliable feeling.

"If we meet...you don't have to?"

"Although the cheap daddy left behind quite a large amount of chakra, the word of this kind of chakra in the outside world is very fast, and it has lost nearly one-tenth of the last time he talked with the three generations for more than an hour. Chakra, if it goes on like this, the cheap dad will die very quickly."

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Jiraiya: "..."

Although what this kid said is the truth, the sentence 'will die soon'...why does it sound so awkward?

"Forget it...Naruto..." Zilai also pondered, "You lift up your clothes."

Naruto didn't even think about it, when even his hands were wrapped in front of him: "??? What do you want to do to me? I'm not interested in men."

Zilai said angrily, "Let me see your Nine-Tails seal. Since Minato left a rather huge chakra in your body, then you should also know about the Nine-Tails."

Naruto hesitated for a moment, and then seemed to have heard what his cheap dad said, and then reluctantly lifted up his clothes, revealing the seal.

Zi Lai also looked at the seal and immediately raised his eyebrows.

really.

The two four-image seals, that is, double seals, belong to the Bagua seal type.

The design is to transform the nine-tailed chakra leaking out of the seal of the four elephants into Naruto's chakra, so I don't want Naruto to be hurt... Minato.

Naruto looked at Jirai and stared at his stomach, and suddenly felt a little chilly, especially when the other party was about to put his hand on his stomach, Naruto almost jumped up, but the next second, he It just felt a little different.

Jiraiya's hand on his stomach has a strange chakra, and this chakra has vaguely reached the vicinity of the cage where Nine-Tails was imprisoned!

How did you do it?

Naruto suddenly became curious.

He remembered that in the original book, Sasuke Uchiha entered Naruto's body directly through the writing wheel and saw the existence of the Nine-Tails. He didn't expect that Jiraiya could actually input his chakra through the seal type to achieve the wave. The purpose of feng shui gate!

Naruto secretly wanted to eavesdrop on what the master and apprentice were talking about, but when he closed his eyes and tried to find it, he found that he couldn't open the barrier.

Ha ha.

Even defend yourself?

It seems that this pair of master and apprentice is not a good bird when they are together.

So Naruto stood there and waited for more than half an hour before Jiraiya opened his eyes and took his hand from his stomach, with a complicated look on his face: "From today... Follow me to practice."

Naruto raised his eyebrows and refused on the spot: "No, I'll practice with my cheap old man, at least space ninjutsu... At present, he is the only one in the ninja world!"

Zi Lai was also dissatisfied on the spot: "I am your father's master! The dignified three-forbearance! Teaching you this little brat to practice, there is no problem at all!"

Naruto rolled his eyes at him: "What can you teach me?"

Zilai also laughed, raised his right hand, and condensed a spiral pill, and the small typhoon was condensed and formed in his palm in an instant: "spiral pill, this is the A-level ninjutsu developed by the cheap old man in your mouth. , it can be activated directly without the need for a seal, as for the power..."

"Oh, did you mean that?"

"I would have done it long ago."

Jiraiya was just about to shoot the spiral pill in his hand, but his eyes widened and he saw a spiral pill in Naruto's left and right hands, and just looking at the size, it was bigger than the spiral pill in his hand. times more!

See the hell!

Why has no one told him that this kid already knows screwball?

Zilai also took a deep breath, then took out the test paper and shook it: "Do you know what this is? Try it to see what kind of attributes you have?"

Naruto pondered for a while: "I am an S attribute."

Jiraiya: "???"

Whoever mentioned this to you, this immortal will kill him now!Alright, how could you teach a child like this?Is it Kakashi...?

"Test me, hear me, or I'll kill you now!"

"hurry up!"

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The first update is here, and there will be another update later~

[Chapter 181] The charm of octopus balls!

What is fierce.

Isn't it just to test the properties?

Naruto took the chakra test strip with an aggrieved look on his face, and then asked: "How do you use this thing? Can it be used for sensitive skin? Will it prevent me from developing new ninjutsu? Before or after meals? back……"

Hearing this, Zilai also called out almost with a slap, only to hear him say angrily: "Take the test strip and input your chakra into the test strip. Different attributes will lead to different changes in the test strip."

"In simple terms, chakra is divided into five attributes: fire, wind, thunder, water, and earth."

Before he could finish speaking, Naruto interjected: "Isn't there still yin and yang? Yin attributes include Nara Shikamaru's shadow imitation technique..."

Jiraiya glanced at him sideways, and continued: "The Chakra test paper cannot detect the two attributes of Yin and Yang, both of which are very rare."

"If you interrupt me again, don't blame me for being rude to you."

"If your attribute is fire, the test strip will burn by itself; if it is wind, the test strip will split in the middle; if it is thunder, the test strip will wrinkle; if it is water, the test strip will be wet; if it is soil, the test strip will Broken, understand?"

Naruto just nodded, but quickly asked again: "By the way, in the test, can only one type of attribute appear on a piece of paper? For example, Kakashi-sensei, I remember Kakashi-sensei has the thunder attribute. , but he also uses the ninjutsu of water, fire, and earth a lot."

"No..." Hearing this, Jiraiya shook his head immediately: "The test strip I gave you is not an ordinary chakra test strip, it is a one-time display of all five attributes of a ninja except the Yin and Yang attributes, and you said The kind that only shows the main attributes of the ninja..."

As a result, before Ji Laiye could finish his words, his eyes widened.

The test paper in Naruto's hand... The area in the upper left corner started to catch fire, the paper in the upper right area suddenly became wrinkled, the test paper in the lower left area suddenly became wet, and the paper in the lower right area suddenly shattered into slag, and this It's not over yet...

In the next second, the entire test strip was divided into two halves from the middle...

Naruto looked at the degree of change in the paper, and immediately threw it out: "Just barely, I have all five attributes, but it seems that the main attribute of this genius is wind."

Zilai was also surprised.

Good guy, a physique with all attributes?

You must know that although Namikaze Minato has both yin and yang attributes, the other common attributes are only wind, thunder and fire!

this kid...

Jiraiya also took a deep breath, and then smiled: "The five attributes are the rarest attributes in the ninja world, but it seems to be dominated by the wind attribute?"

Naruto looked at the test paper, and there was no surprise, because he saw it very clearly in the previous life. In the book of the official announced later, except for the yang attribute, he has all the other attributes!So for this result, he was not surprised at all.

As for the wind attribute...it was originally his main attribute.

Thinking of this, Naruto raised his eyebrows: "So, Lord Jiraiya, what kind of ninjutsu do you want to call me?"

Zilai also smiled: "As for ninjutsu... that's not easy?"

"Ninja: The Hair of the Lion of Chaos!"

"Ninja, Needle Jizo Technique!"

As soon as the voice fell, Jiraiya's white hair suddenly grew like a natural frenzy, and he immediately included himself, forming an extremely tight protection!

Naruto thought for a while, and when he lost the kunai, he only made a clear 'ding' sound, and there was no trace of breaking the defense at all!

"What kind of ninjutsu is this...?"

Hearing the question, Jirai also smiled: "Have you seen this immortal's ninjutsu? This move... It's not within the scope of the five elements, it should be regarded as the five attributes! It's like a spiral pill!"

Suddenly, Naruto laughed.

"You need to have long hair to practice this ninjutsu, at least above the shoulders, and above the waist to meet the standard, the longer the better." Jiraiya looked at Naruto's expression, and immediately smiled: "Bald, don't try this ninjutsu, you understand. of."

Naruto pondered for a moment: "So, baldness is something that all young people over the age of 25 are not worthy of talking about?"

Hearing this, Zilai also laughed a little wretly, "Throw one and put the scroll away. If you want to learn, look at the scroll carefully. If you don't understand anything, you must come to me!"

Are you worthy?