I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

Naruto closed the door and raised his eyebrows: "Hey, why didn't you ask me why I came to see you?"

Sasuke yawned and rolled his eyes: "If it's not a big deal, you shouldn't come to me. If you come to me, there must be something important to tell me, so let's go in and talk."

Naruto hesitated for a moment, then raised his footsteps and followed slowly.

Sorry...it doesn't seem like a big deal this time.

After entering the room, Naruto looked left and right and couldn't find any trace of Sakura, so he smiled and rubbed Sasuke, who was still sleepy, with his elbow: "Where's Sakura? Why didn't you see her?"

Sasuke was stunned for a while, and said naturally: "She will go home after her practice is over."

"Ow." Naruto responded casually.

Sasuke was almost woken up by his voice, and looked at him speechlessly: "Okay, let's talk, I have something to do with me this time, I am sleepy, and I have to get up early tomorrow to practice with Kakashi. Well, fortunately you are here today, starting tomorrow, Sakura and I will go to special training for a week, and then come back once a week."

Naruto raised his eyebrows: "Is Kakashi so cruel? Then where do you eat and live?"

"Eat the military ration pills... Then see what game there is in the special training area, just grab some." Sasuke continued to yawn: "Ninja still care about this? Say what is the matter with you, hurry up and say. ."

"Oh." Naruto took a deep breath and said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just that something happened to me at home, and I don't have a place to live today, no, it's because I have no place to live in the past few days, come here For a few days, if you don't come back in the next few days, give me the spare key and I will stay for a few days."

Sasuke: "..."

Are you serious?

What a joke!

Sasuke just wanted to roll his eyes, but after looking at Naruto's serious eyes, he suddenly felt that this guy... didn't lie: "Did you tear down your house?"

"..." Hearing this, Naruto burst into tears: "Almost, it's been demolished... woo woo woo woo..."

As he spoke, Naruto burst into tears with snot and tears.

Sasuke's face darkened.

But he was also suspicious.

What the hell did this guy do?

If it is cultivation, it should be in Konoha's practice ground, or in the forest to practice ninjutsu, how can they tear down their home?

Could it be that the ninjutsu that this guy learned... can be done at home?

Sasuke thought about it, he couldn't think of any ninjutsu that could be done at home, but because of his personality, he was too embarrassed to ask the other party what kind of ninjutsu he had learned, so he asked in a different way: " Naruto, let me draw an analogy."

"If you say, if there is a god who appears now and can satisfy your three wishes, what wish would you make?"

Sasuke was full of confidence when he asked this.

The question he really wanted to ask was, which three ninjutsu do you most want to learn, or which ninjutsu are you practicing right now?

Naruto was stunned, isn't this Aladdin's magic lamp?

To be honest, if this is the problem, he must be trying to get stuck on a bug.

The requirements of the first two wishes are to fulfill two of my own wishes, and then the third wish is to ask for seven dragon balls. When the seven dragon balls are collected, I want an Aladdin magic lamp in the wish.

But he thought about it for a while, and immediately answered: "The first wish is to eat unfinished shit."

Sasuke: "???"

are you crazy!

Make a wish in front of the gods, what do you want shit to do?

Naruto continued: "The second wish is to drink endless horse urine."

Sasuke: "..."

Get out of here!

What about your third wish?

Naruto thought for a while, and said seriously: "I asked that god to let him finish eating it for me within 1 minutes, the kind that still can't hiccup."

Sasuke: "..."

Go away!

"Sasuke wants to kill you, a man with a mouth full of lotus flowers, the gold value is +1748!"

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The second update is coming~ La la la, everyone had fun~

【Chapter 194】The first time with Hinata.

Sasuke fell asleep with a black face.

Count him as an asshole!

Knowing what Naruto is, he still asked, didn't he obviously block himself!Ask, ask shit!

Naruto looked at his movements and immediately questioned: "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

Hearing the words, Minato Nami was silent, not wanting to speak, and dodged to a deeper space to keep the consumption of chakra to a minimum.

Assistant Zuo ignored him and just went to sleep with a dark face and eyes closed.

It's just... It didn't take long for Sasuke to feel that there were more people around him, so his face became even darker: "Who put you in my bed?"

Naruto looked serious: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you, I just want to push you inside so that I can carry another quilt up, or do you want me to sleep on the floor?"

Sasuke felt extremely tired and didn't want to say a word. He just watched Naruto with a cold face. He took a pillow from the room next to him, and hugged the bed Xia Liang and threw it beside him. Ready to come up.

Fortunately, the bed in the house he lives in is big enough. When the two of them are still growing, they don't take up as much space as adults or fat people, so they don't feel crowded when they sleep together.

It didn't take long for Naruto to feel sleepy.

"Naruto?"

"..."

"Naruto, are you asleep?"

"..."

"Uzumaki Naruto!"

"Ugh..."

Naruto opened his eyes reluctantly, and his tone was not particularly good: "What's wrong? Didn't you sleep at night?"

When Sasuke heard this, he really wanted to jump up and beat him, but soon, he calmed down: "You should have learned a very powerful ninjutsu today, right?"

"It's not particularly powerful, it doesn't feel like a big deal."

"It's no big deal to tear down the house?"

"That's why I said it's no big deal. If you want, I can help you tear down your home now."

"...then I really thank you."

"Ugh...then sleep? I'm exhausted."

So, within 3 minutes, Naruto entered the state of being dazed and about to fall asleep again. As a result, this state did not last long, and Sasuke's voice came out again.

"By the way, what ninjutsu did you learn today, so tired?"

"..."

"Fell asleep?"

"Ninja, Psychic Technique!"

Naruto was annoyed by Sasuke, and with his eyes closed, he used the psychic technique in a daze, and slapped it directly on the quilt covered by the latter!

When the white smoke dissipated, Sasuke clearly saw... a toad not much bigger than a slap... quietly squatting on the quilt covered by him, staring at him with big watery eyes.

"Hi, hello, I'm Toadji, what's the matter with calling me?"

Sasuke: "..."

Is this the ninjutsu you learned?

Summoned a... toad?

How could this combat power be inferior to the dog named Parker summoned by Kakashi!

Naruto listened to Toadyoshi's voice, and said in a daze: "Oh, it's nothing major, you play with this kid named Sasuke for a while, I'll sleep."

Sasuke: "???"

Who asked you to summon a toad out to play with me!I just want to see what kind of ninjutsu you have learned!

Toad Ji is not like this. It is different from his father Toad Wentai. His father Toad Wentai is the top of Miaomu Mountain, and he has the power of the first toad in addition to Big Toad Immortal and Fukasaku couple. Naturally Very proud!

But at this time, Toad Ji was a little old, and when he heard the word play, he felt a little interesting. He had not played with humans before, so he immediately asked: "What to play?"

Sasuke looked tangled, I really don't want to play with you, you go back.

However, Naruto said in a daze: "Toad Ji, why don't you play with him to catch ducks, it's really not good, catch chickens, catch tigers, catch lions, as long as you want, you can catch anything. , just don't delay my sleep."

Toadji tilted his head and widened his eyes: "Catch... the duck? What is that? How do you play?"

Sasuke had a black line on his face: "This...you...you're called Toadyoshi, right? Don't listen to his nonsense! What is catching ducks, tigers and chickens, he's just messing around here, if there's nothing else you can do it first Let's go back."

go back?

It's hard to come out, let me go back now?

Naruto continued to talk to the side in a daze: "Toadyoshi, if you don't want to go back, don't go back, let this Sasuke play with you."

"Sasuke, let me tell you, this little toad's father... Kakashi has to give three points when he sees it, and it makes him anxious, he calls his father out, even Kakashi can at most Hit five to five!"

hiss……

Is it so awesome!

Sasuke was immediately surprised. He had no idea that the ninjutsu that Naruto learned was actually a psychic technique!And the one I mentioned just now... the father of this little toad... can definitely be summoned too!

This guy... progresses so fast!

After getting this answer, Sasuke didn't even feel sleepy anymore. He didn't say a word.