I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

If they really fight the enemy...

The Ninja Sora said that none of them can fight, and the average strength is not even the level of Genin.

When Naruto arrived at the Fortress of the Sky, he turned off the flying power of the bamboo dragonfly, and also turned off Amaru's flight power. After all, it takes 1 minute more to use this thing, and 1 minute less time. It can save a little bit. .

Moreover, he soon took off the bamboo dragonfly, defeated and killed all the sky ninjas before the hatch closed, and then pulled Amaru into the sky fortress quickly.

No way, war is like that.

If you show mercy to the enemy, the enemy may not show mercy to you!

"Dark energy value + 1748 gold coins from Nakamura Nao!"

"Dark energy value + 1748 gold coins from Kensuke Taniuchi!"

"From..."

Hehe, can you still provide gold coins when you die?

Naruto didn't have time to pay attention to this. After he got into the fortress of the sky, he only saw that the surroundings were like an environment formed by stone walls. There were even vines growing on it. The gaps in the stone walls were shining from time to time. There were even a lot of Sora Ninjas constantly patrolling, and there were also a lot of Sora Ninjas rushing in his direction.

Found out?

Naruto frowned, didn't say anything, sneaked into an elevator while no one was paying attention.

But what comes next...

Naruto felt that his three views were all destroyed, and he kept asking himself, why didn't he kill this fool who broke into the elevator as soon as possible!

See the first perspective below.

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My name is Mo Chengkong, and I'm a ninja in the Kong Ninja Village.

Saying it's a ninja... is nothing more than occupying a 'place advantage', seriously speaking, in addition to our ability to fly in the sky, we can have a huge advantage, if we fight on the ground, all ten of us will It's not enough to fight under the chin of one of the five major countries.

Although my character is usually cowardly and timid, I advise everyone here to be straightforward and not procrastinate.

If there is a fart, let it go, and if there is a shit, pull it!Procrastinating and not pulling, the consequences are wonderful!

Just today, a foreign enemy broke into the empty fortress, but what does this have to do with me? I can do 'work' on this empty fortress. !

The most important thing is that now my stomach is tumultuous, because I'm about to get off work, so I don't care about the foreign enemy who breaks in and doesn't break in. I have a half-cent relationship with me, and I'm going to shit!

But under the eyes of Lord Shennong, I was embarrassed to go directly to the toilet. Besides, I am leaving get off work now. In order to leave a good impression in the eyes of Lord Shennong, I have to keep the bottom line and not be a paid shit in the eyes of my own boss, so I I plan to go back to my dormitory after get off work and go to the toilet again, it's not far away anyway, it's only a matter of a few minutes.

After holding on for a while, I finally got off work. I quickly packed up and rushed to the dormitory. In fact, I was already in a hurry, but since I didn’t choose to poop with pay before, I definitely wouldn’t care about the intruder. , so I hurried to my dormitory without hesitation.

The result is good to die.

I was in the elevator... bumped into the intruder, or two.

One was a blond-haired boy who looked like he was only twelve or thirteen years old, and the other was fourteen or fifteen years old at most, probably a young girl.

Originally, I was hesitating whether to surrender or what to do, but people just glanced at me lightly and asked me, "Where are you going in such a hurry?"

I knew that I would definitely not be able to beat him, so I was silent for a while: "Get off work and go back to the dormitory to sleep."

The young man looked harmless, but I knew that this kind of appearance without any nervousness must be a big boss among big bosses. Make something simple?

The young man seemed a little disdainful and asked directly, "Have you arrested anyone recently? For example, villagers, commoners, etc.?"

I thought about it, and was just about to answer, but...

Something that made me want to die my whole life happened.

I was thinking, why didn't I die sooner!

I don’t know if it’s my bad luck, or the boy and the girl. The elevator we took in the Sky Fortress suddenly shook twice when we reached the 6th floor, and then suddenly fell down, the light was black and stuck in the middle. Not moving.

I, that boy, that girl, all three were trapped in the elevator.

In fact, the elevator of the fortress of the sky... how to say, after all, this country has been destroyed for so long, Lord Shennong does not know what means he used to suddenly start the fortress of the sky again, there must be something wrong. But who knew that it was the elevator that had a problem!

So I learned the life-saving knowledge described by Lord Shennong, and pressed all the floors, but the elevator didn't respond at this time, I don't know if it was due to lack of energy.

When people are unlucky, they are really stuck in their teeth when they drink cold water, and when they fart, they can come out shit.

In this way, I was quietly waiting for rescue in the dark elevator with the boy and the girl. During this period, my stomach repeatedly cramped and I kept clenching my teeth.

"Naruto-kun..."

"What's next?"

In the darkness, I heard such a voice, but the boy named Naruto didn't respond, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

I don't know how long it took, the elevator suddenly shook violently twice, and the image of the elevator falling flashed in my mind. I don't know why, I subconsciously grabbed the hands of the boy and the girl and let them use it with me. The back is against the elevator, the knees are slightly bent, and the body is half-squatted.

Lord Shennong once said that this way you can protect yourself to the greatest extent when the elevator fails and falls.

I don't know why I dragged them both, maybe they didn't attack me, maybe I knew that if I attacked them, I would definitely die.

but……

I never imagined that with such a pretentious meal, the stomach that I had been holding back for a long time couldn't help it, and I was pulled in my crotch.

quiet.

Deadly quiet.

At this time, the twelve or thirteen-year-old boy called Naruto spoke: "Uncle, don't be afraid, it's alright, this thing rarely happens, don't be afraid."

Naruto, who was nervously leaning against the elevator just now under my control, began to react and comforted my enemy. He thought I was scared and pulled my pants.

I've never been so embarrassed.

At that moment, my embarrassed scalp went numb, and people couldn't control themselves even more when they were embarrassed. Then... I pulled again. I don't know what happened to me that day. I don't think the donkeys in the production team are as capable as me. pull!

My stomach was clattering, and there was an embarrassing smell in the air.

Just now, I was comforting my enemy - Naruto was silent, he paused for a few seconds, and suddenly said: "Uncle, don't pull, I'm afraid."

Puff puff.

I'm still pulling...I feel like I'm really giving up on myself now.

And Naruto didn't know if it was true or false, but he cried out with a wow, his voice trembled a little: "Uncle, are we going to die, will we die, woo woo woo."

"Uncle, I beg you to stop, I'm afraid..."

"Uncle, I seem to be dying. It's so pungent. I'm having trouble breathing."

"Naruto-kun, don't say a word, I want to die too, woo woo woo..."

Oh shit.

Don't say it, I really want to die, okay?

Although they were enemies, but having such a shared experience, I also thought about comforting them, but just as I was about to comfort Naruto and them, the elevator suddenly shook and a light shot in.

It turned out that my colleagues from the sky had arrived, and at that moment, Naruto seemed to believe in the light.

The elevator door was open, but the elevator was still stuck in the middle. In the mood to drag the enemy up first and then let my colleagues kill him, I lifted him and Amaruto up, and then climbed out by myself.

When I climbed out of the elevator, I found that there were already a lot of people outside, and everyone's expressions were a little weird, more or less covering their noses, and even my colleagues were mocking.

"Why, now you know you're afraid?"

As a result, Naruto's calm voice came out: "It's not me, don't talk nonsense, I'm not afraid at all, it's this uncle."

After speaking, the enemy even pointed his finger at me.

Damn, why are you so cheap!

Are we not in an adversarial relationship now?

So all the eyes at the same time suddenly focused on me, and it swayed like a flash, and I couldn't open my eyes. At that moment, I really wanted to jump back into the elevator and let myself fend for itself.

but……

Do you think this is over?

The hostile little boy ninja called Naruto finished saying those words without giving anyone time to react or hurting my colleagues. He dragged the little girl and disappeared in front of us in an instant. That speed... even surpassed The speed of the chunin I've seen at the time!

Damn, this kid... is definitely a very powerful ninja!

No wonder he's not afraid!

On the second day, the patrols on the Sky Fortress became more and more strict, and our work also increased due to the invasion of Naruto and the little girl.

But when I adjusted my mind and exited the dormitory door, I found a morning paper that was often sold inside the Sky Fortress, and found that the headline was: Sky Fortress elevator malfunctioned, a man trapped in the elevator scared shit out of it.

The accompanying picture shows me just crawling out of the elevator with an embarrassed expression of pulling my pants, and next to the narration of the blond-haired Naruto who was hostile to the ninja: Don't pull it, uncle, I'm afraid.

Oh shit!

It was only at this time that I realized that there really was a flash yesterday!While we were trapped, everyone from the internal gossip system department of the Sky Fortress came over.

From that day on, I've been the least timid man in the Sky Fortress.

But if that's the case, that's fine.

After all, the next day...the fortress of the sky...was penetrated by that kid named Naruto, and Lord Shennong was taken away.

It would be nice if that was the case.

After that 'battle', I was fortunate enough to be one of the few survivors of the Kong Ninja Village, and I also went to the Land of Fire incognito to do a little business casually, thinking that it would be good to live like this for the rest of my life.

But what I didn't expect is that even after so many years, I have escaped the Fourth Ninja World War, I have children, and the children are in their teens, and there is still someone who can find me.

After the Fourth Ninja World War, the Ninja World has entered a very peaceful era, and the development of technology has also advanced a lot. Things like elevators are already an item that everyone can use, but... How often do accidents happen? Also a little tall.

And when they found me, they said directly: I know you, once in the country of the sky, a 'ninja' on the fortress of the sky, we don't care about your past, but I hope you can do me a favor now .

Help us to defend our rights, and I beg you to shit.

Ha ha.

I don't dare to go home now. When I go back, I see those blond-haired children on the street, and all I can think about is: "Uncle, don't pull me, I'm afraid."

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6K, so tired...