I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

Boom!

Wei Liquan is really domineering.

Especially when seeing a 'weak woman' smashing a huge rock with one punch, Naruto can always think of the scenes where the girls in the previous life who were twisted and couldn't unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle opened the watermelon with their bare hands...

Really... tsk tsk tsk.

And at the moment when the 'Five Seals Barrier' was broken, Kaiban's four people discovered that something was wrong in front of them.

Kai looked at the figure exactly like himself that appeared in front of him, and pondered for a moment: "So that's how it turns out... Even if the barrier is unlocked, the mechanism will be thrown back to activate to prevent the enemy from invading..."

Neji also spoke on the radio: "Let the team of four act alone, and set up a thoughtful 'insurance' around the barrier, it's really amazing."

the other side.

After the barrier was forced to open, the four-person team headed by Kakashi rushed directly into the cave. There, Deidara and Scorpion sat on the spot with expressionless faces. In front of them, Gaara had already It was a corpse that Deidara sat on, and beside Deidara, there was a huge clay bird.

"Yo, speaking of which... Ren Zhuli, which one is it?"

Deidara sat on Gaara, his eyes were full of provocation, and it seemed that the four people in front of him couldn't put them in his eyes: "That old woman is from Sand Ninja, so it shouldn't be very similar."

"Copy ninja Kakashi...? I heard that this guy has been famous for a long time, so it may not be him..."

"Then it's just this blond boy and that little girl with sakura hair?"

"You can't go wrong, it must be one of the two of you."

Naruto looked at Deidara's clamoring appearance, and pondered for a moment: "Beep beep, is your mouth rented? You're in a hurry, so you talk so much?"

Deidara: "???"

"Dark energy from Deidara, gold value +999!"

This cheap look... is this kid?

Scorpion glanced at Deidara, "No mistake, it's him."

When Naruto heard the words, he turned his head and glanced at Scorpion: "Your mouth is also rented, do you charge by the word? Talk like a bean."

scorpion:"???"

"The dark energy from the red sand scorpion, the gold value is +999!"

Hehehehe.

Really... as Itachi said, this nine-tailed man, Zhuri... is really a jerk.

Now that the fight is on, Scorpion and Deidara both want to kill Naruto directly!

Naruto glanced at the gold coin income in the backstage, ignored them, but looked at Gaara and complained: "Thank you for being Fengying, and now lying there, like a headless corpse. "

"Don't worry, no matter what, I will take you back, and I will give you three incense sticks."

"Lest your corpse be exposed to the wind and the sun outside. By then, there will be so many small bugs, maggots, etc. climbing up and gnawing on it, and no one will recognize it."

"It really doesn't work. After I take you back, I will give you the highest-level death ceremony, celestial burial!"

Grandma Chiyo: "..."

Kakashi: "..."

Sakura: "..."

Deidara: "..."

scorpion:"……"

Naruto's remarks not only made his teammates speechless, but even the two enemies couldn't help being silent.

"Dark energy from Deidara + Scorpion of Red Sand + Granny Chiyo + Sakura Haruno + Kakashi Hatake, gold value +1748*5!"

The Red Sand Scorpion took a deep breath, then hid in Fei Liuhu with an expressionless face: "It seems... this Nine-Tailed Human Pillar Force seems to want to regain the One-Tailed Human Pillar Force."

Deidara said with a smile: "Brother Scorpion, if I say this, it may irritate you, but I still want to say, let me deal with the nine-tailed man Zhuli, eh?"

The scorpion's expression did not change, but the murderous aura in his eyes was instantly exposed: "The requirement is one person per person... Deidara, you don't have to make an inch."

Deidara didn't change his face, and began to retort: ​​"If the Shenwei artist does not seek stronger stimulation, the feeling of things is the size, big brother."

"I heard that the Nine-Tails' human column is very powerful, so I also want to play against him."

Scorpion snorted coldly: "What did you say? Even your explosion is considered art? Art is something that is long-lasting and beautiful, and can be passed down to future generations... Long-lasting beauty is art."

Deidara retorted again: "You and I are also creating, big brother, I respect you very much, but the beauty of art is fleeting, um, it is the beauty of an instant, um... understand, big brother?"

Naruto couldn't help listening to their talk.

Just the two of you are worthy of talking about art?

Do you know what art is?

"so……"

"You two are not mainstream...know the art of shit!"

"From a formal point of view, art is a culture that uses some means or media to shape images and create an atmosphere to reflect reality and express emotions. Art is a social ideology that uses images to reflect reality but is more typical than reality. ."

"Good art often has aesthetic value or philosophical value, but not necessarily entertainment at the mass level. Compared with science, art is inseparable from the expression of emotion."

"Do you know what the characteristics of art are?"

"First, the unity of image grasp and rational grasp... Second, the unity of emotional experience and logical cognition... Third, the unity of aesthetic activities and ideology..."

"Excuse me, what did you do?"

"Do you know what kinds of art are divided into? Do you know what language art is?"

Having said this, Naruto took a deep breath and snorted: "If you say that things that are not in the mainstream are called art."

"Then my speech... is called language art."

scorpion:"……"

Deidara: "..."

"The dark energy from the red sand scorpion, the gold value is +999!"

"Dark energy from Deidara, gold value +999!"

Naruto's remarks made his teammates speechless. Is it time to discuss art with the two enemies in front of him?

Can you pay attention to the occasion when you speak?

Deidara listened to Naruto's words, and suddenly began to think. After a while, he looked weakly at the scorpion next to him: "Brother...Why do I think what he said makes sense...I can't refute it."

Scorpion was expressionless.

I can't argue with that either.

This guy... seems to know a lot about art.

If it weren't for the fact that he was the Nine-Tailed Man Zhuli, I really wanted to make him a puppet and exist in his own eternal art.

It's just that Naruto was too lazy to talk nonsense with him and started the first wave of testing. He wanted to see, with his current strength, how the opponent would resist if he made a rash move!

The next moment, Naruto suddenly took out the scroll from his waist, channeled a huge shadow windmill shuriken, and quickly threw it at the two of them!

This time, with Naruto's almost shadow-level strength, the speed and power of the shadow-windmill shuriken thrown are unimaginable!

However, the scorpion was sitting in the puppet, waving Fei Liuhu's tail lightly, and the shadow windmill shuriken flew out!

Kakashi narrowed his eyes when he saw this.

At the same time, he also had a conclusion in his heart.

It seems... the two people in front of me are indeed not simple things.

With Naruto's current strength, although it wasn't considered a sneak attack just now, the angle of the attack is indeed very tricky and powerful. You know, this is a shadow cast by a person with almost shadow-level strength. sword!

After the scorpion bounced off the shuriken, he didn't mean to look back at all, but looked to the side and continued to argue: "Didara...you guys, are you trying to anger me?"

Deidara sighed: "That's why I said, what I said is likely to make eldest brother angry."

"In short, although this nine-tailed man Zhuli has his own unique views on art, I still think that my art is an explosion, completely different from Big Brother's surprising puppet drama!"

After saying this, Deidara stood up instantly, and the big clay bird beside him also ate Gaara into his mouth.

The Nine-Tailed Man Zhuri... is my opponent!

Just when Deidara was grinning, Scorpion Fei Liuhu's tail suddenly stretched out and stabbed at him. Deidara also reacted instantly, jumped away instantly, and then jumped up, standing on the big side. Bird: "Hee hee hee, big brother, I didn't hit it, then I'll leave first and see you later."

After saying this, Deidara flew out riding a big clay bird.

Naruto thought for a while, then turned around and ran after him: "Mr. Kakashi, mother-in-law Chiyo, Sakura, the three of you stay here to deal with this puppeteer in front of you."

"That person... leave it to me!"

Kakashi became anxious when he saw this.

Even if Naruto's current strength is almost at the level of the shadow level, but the other party is not a fuel-efficient lamp. After all, will the strength of the person who can kidnap Fengying be worse?

Moreover, one of the goals of Akatsuki's organization is Naruto, and now let Naruto chase out alone... How can you be relieved!

Even if there is a teacher's chakra in Naruto's body, but... the teacher's chakra can only last for one battle at most, this is what he knows.

He didn't want the teacher to leave just like that.

"Mother-in-law Chiyo, Sakura, I'll leave it to you."

"I'll go after Naruto and that person, but... don't act rashly until Kaiban comes back!"

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Sorry for the late update, two in one.

[Chapter 326] What a handsome boy, grab it! (4K)

After leaving a message, Kakashi went after him. While chasing him, he said softly into the headset: "Akai, can you hear me? It's a little unexpected, come back soon!"

On Akai's side, he also felt that things were a bit tricky: "I'm afraid it's a little difficult... We have been hit by the enemy's technique here, so we have to give us some time."

It's hard to do...

Kakashi took a deep breath and slowly pulled away the forehead guard on his left eye, revealing the scarlet three-hooked jade writing wheel eye.