I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

If it wasn't for the hostile relationship between the two, if it wasn't for the wrong environment, Naruto and Xiao Nan would seem to be like a meeting between a senior sister and a junior brother.

Xiao Nan: "..."

You are not a little wrong.

You have billions of faults!

"Dark energy from Xiaonan, gold value +777!"

Soon, Naruto cooked the legs of the tongs, and skillfully divided them into two huge plates, and then put the dipping sauce on the side, saying that it was a dipping sauce, but it was actually a little soy sauce and sweet mustard. : "Senior sister, have something to eat?"

Eat and eat.

eat your sister!

Xiao Nan was expressionless, and was still trapped in the air by the technique of the lion hair. Even if it was a hostile relationship, he couldn't help but want to ask, Junior Brother, do you have a brain... a problem?

"Ow, you don't eat it."

Xiao Nan took a deep breath and couldn't help but ask, "What do you want to do?"

But before Naruto could answer, Toadyoshi came back at some point. Hearing Xiaonan's voice, he pondered for two seconds before speaking: "This woman's voice is different from ours, it looks like a Old thing, kill her!"

Xiao Nan: "???"

What's the matter with this toad?

What's wrong with the lady's voice?

In terms of seniority, I am afraid that my mother is not much younger than your nine-tailed man Zhuli's father, right?Is it a problem to speak maturely?

one by one.

Is it possible to be a little normal around Jiu-Tai Ren Zhuli?

"Dark energy from Xiaonan, gold value +999!"

Naruto ate on his own for a long time, but he didn't even think about how to communicate with Xiaonan. He couldn't even find a way to speak.

Toad ji is also very fragrant, it has not been so delicious for a long time.

"that……"

"Sister..."

Xiao Nan heard the voice, expressionless: "Don't call me Senior Sister."

Naruto glanced at her sideways: "If you don't respect your teacher, you don't recognize your master, and if you put it in the past, you'll be immersed in a pig cage."

"..." Xiao Nan: "I didn't deny that Jirai was also my teacher."

Naruto then nodded: "Just admit it, when I was cultivating in the past few years, I heard Teacher Jiraiya talk about the three of you, and then I heard that you were killed in battle, and Teacher Jiraiya was sad for a long time. "

"Seeing you again now, it doesn't seem like it's not what Teacher Jiraiya said."

"Can you tell your lovely little junior brother what happened back then?"

Xiao Nan remained expressionless: "It has nothing to do with you, it's our own business."

When Naruto heard the words, he was silent for a while, and then stood up: "Senior sister, you are wrong. The point of my question is not whether it has nothing to do with me."

"But you don't admit that I'm cute!"

"unacceptable!"

"I'm going to teach you a lesson!"

Xiao Nan: "???"

You are crazy!

After Naruto said this, he slowly put Xiao Nan's figure in front of him, then took her hand and stared at it for a while: "What an ugly nail polish, is your 'Xiao' organization's aesthetic level so poor? !"

"It's just unbearable for uncle, unbearable for aunt!"

Xiao Nan: "???"

After saying this, Naruto hurriedly took out nail polish, nail clippers, nail clippers, and a bunch of messes from his ninja bag, and while doing a manicure for Xiao Nan, he said, "Forget it, senior sister, your lovely little junior brother. I won't teach you any more."

"The aesthetic level of your 'Xiao' organization is so poor, I will simply give you a manicure."

So, with Xiaonan's face so shocked that she couldn't complain, Naruto really gave her a beautiful manicure within 3 minutes, and couldn't help raising her hand after finishing it: "This way It's a bit feminine."

"By the way, also, the flower on your head is a bit redundant. I watched the battle between you and Teacher Jiraiya just now. Are you using ninjutsu like origami?"

"Consider other styles on your hair next time."

Xiao Nan: "..."

enough.

Really enough!

Just say what you want to do!

Your master Jirai is also fighting against God right now, won't you go and help?

At this moment, Toadji seemed to sense something, and suddenly said: "Naruto, the second immortal of Jiraiya psychic is using the immortal mode, it seems that he has encountered a strong enemy."

"You here..."

Naruto took a deep breath, didn't say anything, just stood up slowly, and he didn't know where he got a bucket of oil and poured it on Xiao Nan's body without any pity.

Xiao Nan: "..."

Go away!

Even if I look older than you, I'm still a woman!

"Dark energy from Xiaonan, gold value +1748!"

After doing this, Naruto took out the rope and tied Xiao Nan again: "Well, I'm sorry, Senior Sister, please bear with me for a while, I have to help Teacher Zilai Ye, or I'm afraid he won't win what you said. the god."

Xiao Nan completely felt that the so-called junior brother was a lunatic, and really ignored him in anger: "It's useless for you to go, Payne's strength is far beyond your imagination, our will..."

"Woooooooooooo..."

Naruto disliked her being noisy, so he took out the tape and put it directly on her mouth: "Senior sister, your weakness is too obvious, as long as you pour enough oil on you, your broken paper will not be able to blow up... "Okay, Senior Sister, wait for me here first."

"Don't worry, I will definitely find out Payne's secret. What about the reincarnation eye, are you right?"

After saying this, Naruto didn't care about Xiao Nan, but explained to Toad Ji who was on the side: "I'll leave this woman to you to watch first, don't be rough with her, after all, it's my senior sister."

"Wait for me to see if I can use the guns, ah, no, it's good words to persuade him and turn against him and senior brother."

Then Naruto dodged and left, ready to help Jiraiya.

Old man, hold on for now!

[Chapter 362] Let's talk about our own, I call you brother... (5K)

Jiraiya went through untold hardships and beatings by various psychic beasts, and finally psyched out two big toad immortals and entered immortal mode.

However, after another wave of ridicule, the two great immortals also began to exert their strength, and almost instantly got the chameleon channeled by the beast Dao Payne.

As for the sarcasm...

Almost your apprentice Minato Minato can open the immortal mode by himself, and the time to enter the immortal mode can almost reach the point of instant, and Naruto also has his own way to open the immortal mode, but you are the only one. I haven't learned to open the fairy mode by myself. Although the speed of summoning the two clams is much faster than before, it is too useless.

At the moment, the beast Dao Payne realized that Jiraiya's strength was extremely powerful at this time, and this puppet alone would definitely not be able to win, so he instantly channeled out of the Hungry Ghost Dao and the Human Dao.

So, Payne said, see.

When Shima and his wife saw that all three of them had Samsara eyes, they were stunned!

They dare not imagine why the legendary Samsara Eye exists in three people at the same time!When did Samsara become so worthless!

This time it was a bit difficult.

……

……

At this time, Naruto, who had re-emerged from the stomach of the toad, did not know that Nagato had sent three people including Tiandao to contain him in order to search for him!

Nagato's idea is simple.

Teacher Jiraiya didn't know that Payne had the secret of the Six Paths, so on the surface, he took out three of them to fight against the teacher, but he actually sent the other three to intercept Naruto behind the scenes. He wanted to fight on both sides at the same time!

On Naruto's side, he also quickly used the 'Octopus Maruko's Special Space Shuttle Technique' to reach his vicinity through the technique he left behind on Jiraiya.

In his eyes, the teacher Jiraiya at this time was completely defeated.

Even the ninjutsu like 'Senfa · Goemon', which can rank first in fire-type ninjutsu (in terms of temperature alone), is completely absorbed by Hungry Ghost Realm.

And the fastest hair Qianbenyu was also blocked by the panda who was channeled by the animal Dao Payne!

Naruto couldn't help but pouted.

what do you mean.

Did the Chinese baby panda come out to block ninjutsu for you?

When I saw this episode in my previous life, Naruto was thinking, don't you all know how powerful Chi You is?Although Chiyou was defeated in that year, his strength belongs to a true god. What is his mount, that is the panda!

You must know that pandas were called iron-eating beasts back then!

Do you think pandas only eat bamboo and sell cuteness?Let me tell you, people are carnivores, and their bite force is the top ten animals in the world's teeth bite ability, and their bite ability is equal to that of a brown bear.

Don't look at the cute panda, plump body and cute personality, once it gets angry, it will teach you how to be a human being in minutes!

That is to say, Chiyou was defeated. They started their cute career in order to 'survive'. They are used to being raised by the breeders, so they have a good temper. If it is a wild or angry panda, do you think you can beat it?

Having said that, Naruto couldn't help but think of what a cerebral palsy player asked.

Since pandas are national treasures, if a person is in the wild without food or drink for more than ten days, he will starve to death immediately.

The answer is, in this case, you are about to starve to death, and you haven’t eaten or drank for more than ten days. Of course, you can kill it, steam it, bake it, or eat it with sauce.

The premise is that you think you can beat it.

As long as you can be sure whether you are its food or it is your food.

Just when Naruto was thinking, Jiraiya was already in danger. Whether it was Ninjutsu or Taijutsu, they were all at a disadvantage. Even the two great immortals were powerless. Now they chose the most important tactic.

illusion.