I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

"Is there any genius over there? Haven't you fought before?"

When Ningji came over, he heard these questions, and he pondered for a while: "The problem is not with Shayin Village or anywhere else, but with your mouth."

Naruto:"???"

Neji looked at Naruto's questioning expression and sighed: "Remember before we set off... Did you talk about being robbed?"

Naruto opened his mouth wide enough to put an egg: "Is there really someone who wants to kidnap you back in front of you? How to say it, did you let Sasuke choose first?"

Neji was silent for a long time before he said silently: "I asked him to choose the opponent first, and then he was so angry that he almost beat that woman to death."

Naruto snorted: "What about you?"

Neji smiled smugly: "I beat my opponent to the point that he shouldn't be able to get out of bed for a month."

Awesome!

Naruto called 666 in his heart and gave a like by the way.

But he also thought about it carefully. It was almost two weeks ago when Sasuke and Neji set off. At that time, the superpower that the system updated him was something like a big boulder in the chest, and he repeatedly confirmed that the system also He didn't give him any causality skills such as 'speaking and following the law'.

So... As for them being spotted by female bandits...

Yes, don't ask, asking is a good thing Tuanzang has done!

and many more?

Group possession?

Naruto touched his chin and became suspicious.

Wouldn't it really be a good thing that Danzang did?Uchiha Itachi killed the Uchiha family back then, and he had a lot of agreements with Danzo in private, such as letting Sasuke go, and for example, not to shoot Sasuke, and Uchiha Itachi needed to bring back the information of the Xiao organization. ...

Although the agreement is so agreed, but the old dagger like Danzo can't do anything else, and the means when playing yin are really not comparable to ordinary people.

Maybe that female bandit was sent by Danzo. If Sasuke was hooked, it would be fine, but he was really robbed by the female bandit. He could also blame Sasuke and say that Sasuke's own temperament was not enough, and he couldn't stand the temptation of you outside. What does it have to do with him.

If he is not kidnapped and killed by Sasuke, then he can still take credit. Look, Uchiha Itachi, I am trying my best to train your brother, don't you hurry up and do more for me!

Emmmmm.

This is very likely.

When Naruto thought of this, he suddenly became angry again, old man Danzo, what a big conspiracy you have!

Xiao Sakura listened to their conversation and felt that the three views of life seemed to be refreshed. What are they talking about?Why can't I seem to understand?

In the end, Naruto sighed, raised his feet and walked towards the village.

Sasuke saw this and followed with a dark face.

Neji thought about it for a while and followed suit.

Sakura hesitated again and again, and then she gathered up her courage and followed.

As a result, Sasuke found out that the destination was not Yile Ramen, and was immediately curious: "Where to go? Didn't you say Yile Ramen? I'll treat you."

Naruto didn't turn his head back: "There are a lot of people, and I'm too embarrassed to kill you for a barbecue, so just buy some vegetables and go to my house to eat hot pot."

hot pot……

Sasuke's eyes suddenly lit up. Although he didn't know what a hot pot was, Naruto's rice... that was delicious. The last time it was just a simple fried rice. come out.

He can eat it again today, which makes him feel a little better for the humiliation he has suffered these days.

Naruto walked at the front, and asked as he walked, "What about your exchange competition? It shouldn't be just about female bandits. I think you all came back from defeat."

Neji took over the conversation: "Let's talk about it in a while, what is the hot pot you're talking about, is it delicious? By the way, do you know how to cook?"

Naruto stood still: "Do you look down on me? Then let me ask you, should you put tomatoes or eggs first in tomato scrambled eggs?"

Neji thought for a moment: "Let's put the eggs first."

Naruto sneered: "Put the oil first."

"Ningji Hyuga wants to go back to the sky and perform spinning and jumping for you, I close my eyes, the gold value is +333!"

Sasuke saw Naruto's tone of voice against Neji, and suddenly felt that it was still the same, so he also smiled: "Don't worry, Neji, Naruto's cooking...that's a must!"

When Naruto heard the words, his footsteps suddenly stopped.

Damn it!

I can't cook I can't cook I really can't cook!That superpower of cooking delicious food has long been covered by other superpowers!

[061] The way to destroy a boy.

What is the main point of hot pot?

For example, Baidu gave this answer: Guangdong's seafood hot pot is made of seafood and the like, and the ingredients are very particular. The most important thing is the delicious taste and the taste of eating. It is not greasy and delicious. The soup is chicken soup or broth, supplemented with thin slices of meat, fish, chicken, etc., and chrysanthemums to eat...

But in the eyes of his Foshan Naluduo, hot pot is about two words.

Ma, spicy!

The kind of hot pot that can make their buttholes sore is the most authentic!You can't eat spicy, tell me a chicken feather hot pot! (No territorial discrimination, I just wanted to show off my ability to eat spicy food.)

After the division of labor, under Naruto's unique arrangement, Sasuke and Sakura went to buy chili, chili sauce, peanut butter and other condiments, while he himself touched nearly 3000 taels from Sasuke to buy meat and vegetables.

When shopping for food, Naruto was surprised to find that classmates kept approaching him, making him think that his popularity had suddenly improved a lot, but...

Reality sucks.

All to invite Neji to form a team.

This made him feel a little doubtful about life.

Neji was still curious about what team to form. After listening to the explanation, he learned that the 'Death Forest' would be enabled for the exam at the end of the semester in the second half of the year.

When the two of them were curious about the weirdness of this matter, Neji couldn't help but sigh: "Actually, I really want to form a team with you, but unfortunately we are not in the same grade, otherwise, teaming up with you should be the same. A pretty good thing."

Naruto raised his eyebrows: "If that's the case, then you should choose Sasuke first, right? His strength is our number one this time, and the former Uchiha clan and your Hyuga clan are the best of Konoha. The top two families."

Neji thought for a while, and looked at him seriously for a long time: "No, I will still choose you as my teammate. As for the reason... If a genius can't get a good tempering of his temperament, he will be easily destroyed."

and so……

What did you experience when you went to Shayin Village this time?

Naruto thought for a while and couldn't help but complain: "As for the way to destroy a boy...it's actually quite simple."

Ningji stopped and was stunned: "What method?"

Naruto pondered for two seconds: "You just need to wrap your arms around his neck, sit on his lap, and whisper into his ear, 'There is no Ultraman Tiga in this world'."

Neji had a question mark on his face: "???"

What and what?

Why don't you understand it at all?

Carrying the beef he just bought, Ningji was a little curious about the attitude of the aunts who sold vegetables to Naruto and the attitude of Naruto to those aunts, so he asked: "Naruto, why do you always think beat them?"

Naruto thought for a while: "It's just to buy a vegetable, do I have to give them three sticks of incense every time I buy food, and then kowtow to say that you have worked hard, thank you for selling the vegetables to me?"

hiss……

"Ningji thinks what you said makes sense, but she is speechless. The gold value is +222!"

Naruto successfully got the gold value, and then happily changed the subject: "By the way, why did those who invited you to form a team just refused?"

"Because it doesn't fit..."

"What kind of teammate do you think is suitable?"

"The team I envisioned was two men and one woman. The girl was in charge of logistics, and it was enough to make up for the knife remotely. If it was in the future, it would be better to have a little medical ninjutsu. Boys, because our Hyuga clan is capable of reconnaissance, it is considered a perception ninja. , and I am good at soft boxing myself, so it is most suitable to find a teammate who complements me, preferably the kind that is more sturdy."

When Naruto heard the words, the two characters Tian Tian and Li Luo appeared in his mind subconsciously. These are his fucking teammates tailored for Neji!

"By the way, do you know such a person?"

"I don't know either."

"Then would you recommend it to me?"

"Farewell, I'm afraid that if I recommend it, you will roll your eyes in the future."

"why?"

"Because... Well, I'm afraid of the character of the teammate I recommend to you... Well, let's ask, can you accept the youth running under the sunset?"

Ningci suddenly felt a chill: "Forget it, I'll find it myself."

The two chatted a lot along the way, but he didn't say anything about Shayin Village and his party, because there was nothing to say about the exchange competition in Shayin Village, at least in his opinion, that's what happened, but the two of them together When Qi talked about 'Death Forest', he couldn't help but feel a little strange.

For example, Naruto would be curious about how many beasts there are in the 'Forest of Death'. Having read the Chunin Exam in the original book, he still remembers how many terrifying insects and beasts are hidden in that forest even after many years. …Although for those taking the exam, as long as they are careful, there is not much threat, but coupled with the pressure from other candidates...

You must know that even if it was Anzu, a disciple of Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas, under the influence of the curse mark, if the Anbu at that time hadn't arrived in time, it is very likely that he would have explained it there.

Neji frowned, and Naruto was thinking in two directions. He suddenly asked, "You said...will the school throw all the third, fourth, and fifth grade candidates into the 'Death Forest' this time? A big fight between students?"

Naruto was stunned when he heard the words.

You really don't say, this possibility is really not impossible.

But...if the difference is too big, it shouldn't be.

Naruto shook his head: "Probably not. Although it doesn't matter whether it's fair or not on the battlefield, I'm more curious than this, what animals will there be in the forest of death?"

Neji frowned and thought for a while: "Snakes, tigers, and poisonous insects are basically there, but there are also some relatively cute ones, such as little rabbits, little squirrels, foxes and the like."

fox?

Never heard of foxes in the forest of the dead.

If there was a fox, Naruto felt that King Zhou must have been holding Daji and said that the fur must be very comfortable when he saw its fluffy fur.

Seeing the longing expression on his face, Ningji was surprised: "Why, do you like foxes? You are not afraid that foxes are also psychic beasts, are they really fierce?"

Naruto glanced at him, hehe said: "Compared to this, I am more afraid that it will suddenly come up to me and hug me and say 'Jiang Ziya, long time no see'..."

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At the same time as the food was bought, Sasuke and Sakura also bought the necessary seasonings, and the four walked into Naruto's nest together.