I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

This made him look forward to it. After all, the money that he robbed is also counted in the value of gold coins. If he becomes a genin or chunin in the future, his income will definitely be much higher, right?The value of gold coins at that time must have been much better than it is now.

Thinking of this, Naruto, who was going to wash his hands, suddenly stopped and washed his ass. The superpower column has been in this column for so long, when did it get serious?As for the lottery, it is guaranteed to be the bottom line anyway. If you draw all ten consecutively, there will be 36 Qianyuan Dan, an increase of 36 points of speed.

Naruto started the lottery with a look of indifference. He didn't have any expectations at all. The system's urgency, and he hoped that it would give him something good. It's better to have a chat with Nine Tails. That plug-in seems to be much more reliable than the system. .

as predicted.

"Congratulations on getting octopus balls*10."

"Congratulations on getting octopus balls*10."

"Congratulations on getting octopus balls*10."

"..."

Hehehe, he knew that it was all octopus balls that didn't run away, and the bottom line was 36 Qianyuan Dan, but just in the last lottery, a card suddenly flashed, which made him stunned.

What the hell is this?

Naruto suddenly took out a card from the space out of curiosity, with the words 'Stupid Experience Card' written on it.

???

What is this?

Naruto flipped the card over curiously, and the introduction on the back was as follows: Duo Mao Experience Card, which can gather the natural energy around him by complaining, scolding people, etc. With a certain amount of energy, unexpected things can happen.

Use effect: lasts 10 days.

What the fuck is this?

When you come out of the system, am I such a person in your eyes?

I am so positive, kind, lovely and generous...

Emmmmm, how much energy can be collected once or complained?natural energy?Is it the natural energy of that magic?How much is collected to be considered to collect a certain amount of energy?What exactly does it mean when something unexpected happens?

By the way, why is the effect of 10 days?

It's impossible to get the answer, the system's urination, if he can answer him, he's a ghost, so he started to eat Mai Lisu, um, he started to eat Qianyuan Dan, every time he swallowed, he could clearly understand Feeling the change in his body, it didn't take long for him to discover that if he eats too much of this stuff, Qianyuandan will also make his stomach bloated!

It's just stupid!

However, when he was eating Qianyuandan, he was also thinking about another thing. Fortunately, he didn't travel to the villain's side when he traveled. Although there are many characters known in the Naruto world, there is no absolute good and evil. Everyone just has their own ideas, and there are differences because of different ideas...

Forget it, don't whitewash them.

If he really became a villain when he crossed, how would he survive.

Not lustful, not greedy for money, self-abandoned cultivation base, go home to farm, can't kill mountains, easily do not do anything, can't get ahead, but can't hide from stubbornness, give a step in case of trouble, can live [-] chapters?

Or do you say that you shouldn't mess with a down-to-earth genius, don't be lustful when you meet a beautiful woman, don't fight for it at auction, and make sure you live to the end?

Naruto thought about it, and he couldn't help but feel happy, because he really thought of a villain who lived to the end!

There is a novel of Gao Wu, there is a coward named King Ping Shan, and the other bosses who are more powerful than him, I don't know how many levels are dead, and he is still alive when he reaches the finale, Not because of anything else, but because he was so cowardly that the protagonist didn't even want to hit him.

……

……

In the days that followed, it returned to peace.

Naruto still practiced swordsmanship on time every morning, rain or shine, no matter what, pluck a little wool, and if he scolded someone, the protection fee should be charged, and all the students have already begun to have a vague sectarian relationship. The trend, and even started to practice the cooperation between the teams in private, only Naruto, he was not in any hurry about the alliance.

The team member Xiao Ying was going crazy. Seeing that the exam was less than a month away, she finally couldn't help it, and she couldn't help but say at the end of get out of class: "Captain, which team are we allied with? "

"And what you said before, are we really going to wipe out all the other teams?"

Naruto glanced at her, then lowered his voice: "Shh, can you be quieter? Don't you think the whole class will hear you with such a big mouth?"

Sakura has a black line on her face, co-authoring with you as the captain, you know this is the case.

After another silence, Naruto sighed, left a sentence to wait, and then went to find Hinata and his team.

Hinata was so nervous about Naruto's sudden arrival that he was so nervous that he couldn't speak, and his face was about to become familiar. What are you coming for?"

Naruto wiped the nosebleed that was about to flow out, and set his eyes on Tooth: "Let's form an alliance, I won't take any shots at you during the exam. Our two teams will be an alliance to complete the exam together. As for strength, there are Sasuke and I, um... with Sakura here, we won't be worse than you."

When Hinata heard this, her heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

Tooth is a sneering look: "Do you think I will believe what you say?"

Naruto frowned: "How?"

Tooth sneered and took out a piece of white paper from the drawer, crumpled it into a ball, and spread it out on the table: "See? Trust this thing, just like a piece of paper, even if it is wrinkled, it cannot be smoothed out. It's back to normal. So when you attacked me last year, I don't trust you anymore."

Naruto pondered for two seconds, and then said: "Water tape, spray water, and then stretch it on the wooden board. After drying, the paper is flatter than before!"

"You can't do it because you don't have enough knowledge and know too little."

"Ya and Akamaru are so confused, they even want to call you crazy, the gold value is +648!"

Huo, good guy, I got a gift pack!

Ya thought for a long time, then said again: "Okay, even if I don't have enough knowledge, what about the scars after pulling the nails? My trust in you is like..."

Naruto rolled his eyes, don't blame me if you want to be so rude to me, lad: "Fill with wood chips and glue, compact it, and then polish it. Finally, adjust the paint to paint a little texture, so that you can't see it at a glance."

i fuck...

Did I mean this?

"Ya seems to be sitting under a stubborn tree, quietly thinking about life, the value of gold coins is +1748!"

Ally!

Knot!

End it now!

After getting an affirmative answer, Naruto glanced cheerfully at Teeth, who was still sitting in the same place, and left happily.

After school, Naruto was stunned for a moment as he passed the two stone lions at the school gate.

The two stone lions were nothing at all, but I don't know who said that the stone lions were auspicious and safe, and then...

Naruto saw piles of food placed under the two stone lions.

What's the matter, is this a tribute?

There are large batches of tangerines, flowers, milk, various fruits, as well as ramen, natto balls and so on...

Wait a minute, the attentive Naruto suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth, because there was a box at the very edge, and there were people who sent Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets!

Damn, you are too much!

【Chapter 070】Do not guard against people but not against dogs.

The closer to the exam, the more uncomfortable the school atmosphere.

It can be said that everyone looks very dignified.

From the increasing number of tributes, it can be seen that everyone does not want to give up the entrance examination, but they also hope that they are safe and sound.

And after Kakashi came back from the mission, after hearing Naruto's 'request', he agreed after a little thought. Isn't it just to guide the cooperation between the three of them? Not lightly.

It's just that Kakashi didn't want to pay so plainly, so he asked Naruto a question as a quid pro quo, because every time he thought about the question he asked before about himself falling into the river, he felt that it was himself. Unreachable hurdle: "I asked you about my falling into the river last time, so this time I'm going to change the question."

"If I fell into the river, would you eat the watermelon or the grapes first?"

Naruto rolled his eyes and glanced at him: "Is it time to eat?"

"..."

"Kakashi wants to shoot you down and then go to the teacher's grave to repent, the gold value is +666!"

In the end, Kakashi still sighed and waved his hand: "Old time, old place, you bring your other two teammates together, let me guide them two."

When Naruto heard the words, he hopped away, and smoothed the natto balls in his hand.

……

The next day, early morning.

Sakura yawned and joined Naruto Sasuke, but soon came to the spirit: "Naruto, are you telling the truth? Will the Junin who was attacked by us really guide us?"

This is true. Usually, Shangren is very busy, so he has to often do tasks without saying anything. Even if he doesn’t have tasks and the rare rest time is replaced by others, it is impossible to train a few people who have not graduated and are not even Shionin. of ninjas.

Naruto nodded: "Don't worry, I have already agreed with him, otherwise I wouldn't have asked you to gather so early."

It was rare for Sasuke to not be arrogant. After experiencing the sneak attack before, he also saw clearly that the strength of the Jōnin was bottomless. The three of them tried their best, but failed to cause too much effective damage. , so he can be guided by Shangnin, and he will not be stupid enough to say no.

After the meeting, Kakashi stared at the three of them for a long time, resting his chin in one hand and holding "Intimacy Paradise" in the other: "Well, to be honest, I don't really want to..."

Before the words were finished, Naruto took out a small book with a bad face...

Kakashi sighed and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, let's solve your problems first. Judging from the previous sneak attack..."

Sakura had the thinnest skin, and when she heard the word sneak attack, she felt a little embarrassed.

She originally thought that this Junin would not bring up this matter, but she was directly exposed, and she was so generous...

At the time of analysis, according to Kakashi's opinion, the main attackers of this team are Sasuke and Naruto. One is responsible for the feint attack and the other is responsible for the main attack. Harassment, this kind of cooperation is not bad.

Although their current strength is not very good, but one day, this team should be quite good.

But by then...

Kakashi frowned, and then told Naruto to continue to practice swordsmanship first. Just when Naruto thought that Kakashi would guide Sasuke first, he did not expect that the first person to be instructed was Sakura.

"Your name is... Sakura, right?"

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei."

"Well... I'm not really your teacher, but I can call you a teacher. I'm more straightforward. I see that in your team, Sasuke and Naruto are both stronger than you, so I want to do it in a short time. I may not be able to improve your combat effectiveness, but I would suggest, have you thought about taking other routes?"

"Eh? Other routes? Teacher, do you mean..."

Kakashi thought for a while: "A few days ago, Konoha Hospital was conducting research on a planarian, which claims to never die. At present, except for the psychic beast of Tsunade Hime, one of the three ninjas, this creature is It is the most regenerative organism ever discovered."

"The Konoha researchers cut it into 4 pieces. Not only did the planarian not die, but the wound was healing quickly. Finally, a medical ninja from Konoha cut it into 279 pieces. As a result, the planarian started to regenerate. Growth and development, and now it has grown into 279 individuals!"

Kakashi said while observing Sakura's reaction. Sure enough, Sakura's reaction also confirmed his conjecture.

"Is it that great?"