I Don't Want to Be the Seventh Naruto

Thinking of this, Naruto suddenly had some thoughts. If he remembered correctly, in the later Ninja World War, the nine-tailed mode (referring to the power of the nine-tailed, but the seal was not opened, not the Kurama mode) can be perceived. malicious.

If I borrowed the Nine-Tails pattern myself...

Forget it, Naruto himself has given up, and now he wants to get the nine-tailed mode to perceive other candidates... Not to mention that it is impossible to achieve, even if it is really achieved, isn't this shooting cannons and mosquitoes?And everyone is a student, if it is malicious... there should be no, at most it is a rant.

Just when Naruto was thinking about it, he suddenly found that the value of gold coins in the background increased by more people, but it was still the same, it was an increase of 20,30,50, [-], [-]...

What the hell was going on, it really made him a little confused.

"Crack."

Just when Naruto was puzzled, a small sound from the side made him immediately vigilant. I saw him holding a kunai, posing handsomely, closing his eyes slightly, calming himself down, and starting. Listen to every move around you.

windy……

There are insects...

There are birds chirping...

Naruto opened his eyes and almost threw his kunai to the ground. What kind of coolness did he play here, thinking that he was just like those peerless masters, and could tell if there was anyone around him just by hearing?

As a result, just as he was about to leave, a gold coin in the system increased in value, which caught his attention.

"Muraishi Hanghui scolded you to death and thought about why you didn't leave, the gold value is +333!"

Naruto grinned suddenly.

There are people around.

"Come out."

Naruto put Kunai in his hand, then slowly threw it up, and caught it gorgeously: "Is it still hiding? Should I go over to find you, or will I start indiscriminate attacks to force you out, or you will come out to find me?"

……

Not far away, Hatake Kakashi was sitting on a very tall tree, and thanks to the concealment of the leaves, he couldn't help but praise him.

As expected of the apprentice he brought out.

Those little devils... have been well hidden, but... how did Naruto find them?

……

The three students hiding in the bushes were already extremely nervous.

Just now, they met Bitian Jingzhao, "Yong Tu Huan 鲂, "Sakura Reef 鲂, "Maid Prostitute Di Yue Ya  phantom  Su 镧隼 washes the toad 绺, lazily playing, saying that the neon thief λ  sheath chokes. Rui Yan, model, scan, plaque, neon, and timidity, in exchange for a very important piece of information...

Naruto, the eldest brother, not only wants to rob them of their special kunai, but also all their cutting tools, unless they are redeemed with money.

This is nothing, the most important thing is that this big brother is still very funny...

……

Can't come out?

Naruto looked around, and suddenly found that there was a bush that was a little different from the other bushes, and suddenly walked over slowly, playing with Kunai: "You know, if I were you, when I was hiding, I would find a few more. A tree branch, practice a swastika or something, and put it on your forehead to prevent you from being seen."

"How many of you..."

Naruto sighed, and for a while, the three members of the team stopped hiding, and quickly stood up, and before Naruto could speak, the leader in the lead spoke up: "This exam is the first time for students to use Death Forest. open."

"The reference number is 150 people, and there are 50 teams in total."

"The 150 people are, Hyuga Neji, Tian Tian, ​​Li Rock, Naruto Big Brother, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Inuzuka Tooth, Hinata Hinata, Oil Girl Shino, Ino, Nara Shikamaru..."

The guy opened his mouth and immediately said a full 150 names.

Naruto:"???"

i fuck...

"Naruto was full of question marks, and said that he wanted to kill Bitian Jingzhao "Especially vulgar and bustard? 999!"

Naruto's face darkened: "Did I ask you? Have you learned to answer quickly?"

The captain smiled honestly and touched the back of his head: "What do you want to ask, eldest brother?"

Naruto thought for a while: "Please ask me three questions that I can't ask without cerebral thrombosis in ten years."

Muraishi Hanghui's trio looked stunned: "???"

What a question!

……

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Ah... Another [-]-word outbreak, I have worked so hard, everyone, please vote for me, recommendation tickets, monthly tickets, blades, rewards, really, I am very short.

[081] Are you... envy?

Muraishi Hanghui's trio were a little stunned.

Cerebral thrombosis... Even if they don't know medical ninjutsu, they know that it is actually based on cerebral atherosclerosis and plaque, under the conditions of slow blood flow and low blood pressure, the formed components of blood adhere to the inside of the arteries Membrane thrombosis, the main manifestation is paralysis.

This disease is very normal, and it is mostly a disease that only middle-aged and elderly people get.

But let them ask a few questions that haven't been asked for ten years with a cerebral thrombosis...what the hell.

So Village Shi Hanghui thought about it for a long time, and finally asked: "I planted the money on the ground today, can I have a little money tomorrow?"

Naruto glanced at him sideways and sighed inexplicably.

Why does no one in this world understand him?

Sharpen them!

Da Da Da Da, Piu, piu, Boom, End.

Naruto clapped his hands with satisfaction, and looked at the three people who were subdued in an instant: "I gave you a chance, you didn't cherish it yourself."

Muraishi Hanghui fell to the ground and looked at the sky: "Is it a bad question I asked?"

Naruto nodded: "You can ask people who don't have cerebral thrombosis."

Village Shi Hanghui asked again: "Since we have been beaten, can you give your answer standard."

Naruto resolutely said: "Yes, but you will have to pay extra for a while. The so-called cerebral thrombosis for ten years is basically the same."

"Will sleeping pills and laxatives pull the bed together? Answer: I will have diarrhea while sleeping."

"Do black people call black flesh-colored?"

"Can one pound of Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets be enough?"

Village Shi Hanghui silently looked at the sky, you won.

When it came time to hand over the money, Muraishi Hanghui was so happy that he didn't bargain at all. After a little discussion with his two teammates, the three of them readily paid for a special kunai with 1 point plus 10,000 taels.

This made Naruto couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, the little things are quite rich?

However, Naruto also discovered that the girl in this team seemed to have a little interest in their leader, Muraishi Hanghui, and the love in her eyes could not be hidden.

The world of ninjas... as expected.

As Naruto counted the money, he began to miss the past.

He also had a girlfriend back then, but after the two got acquainted, her girlfriend asked him a question that made him still not understand why they broke up.

That's what his girlfriend asked him, do you love me?

Naruto nodded as he should: "Of course I love it."

His girlfriend asked again, "Then are you willing to eat my shit?"

Naruto:"???"

His girlfriend sneered immediately: "Break up, scumbag, why do you say you love me if you don't even want to eat my shit."

then……

Then they really split.

After Naruto finished counting the money, he was hesitant to ask the girl if she would like to eat Shi Hanghui's shit, but thinking about this kind of question is too perverted, it will be regarded as an abnormal brain, so I simply didn't ask, but I changed my mind. Think, in other people's "Love Apartment", Tang Youyou, a little aunt, can take on any 'poisonous phlegm' plot... He is nothing.

"Hey, wait a minute, don't leave."

The three village Shi Hanghui, who were just about to leave, only felt their hearts sink, and they all turned back with bitter faces: "Big... big brother, what else... is there anything else?"

Naruto pondered for a while, feeling that it would be too much trouble for him to find a team so slowly, so he might as well wait for others to come to the net.

When the time comes, his wooden knife should be very deterrent. As long as they are all intimidated, isn't the situation still up to you?

"Well...it's not really a big deal."

"After you leave, spread my information around, say that I, Uzumaki Naruto, will now start recruiting people to form alliances, and expose my coordinates to other teams you encounter."

"At that time, it was said that I only waited for the fastest first three teams, and the teams that arrived late, I didn't need it."

Muraishi Hanghui was overjoyed: "Brother, do you want to form an alliance? What do you think of us?"

Naruto didn't speak, just looked at him so quietly.

It wasn't until the village Shi Hanghui was a little hairy that he reacted.

Alliance ass!

This guy asked his team to spread information... I guess he thinks it's too troublesome to find the team on his own, and wants to lure a wave, and then come to a pot?Don't be afraid of overturning yourself.

"In addition, when you spread it, you said that I had collected all 18 points of the assessment, and the alliance was just to prevent other people from attacking."

"Well... Also, what should be said and what should not be said, you have a little ear in your own heart, and you don't say that everything will be fine after the entrance examination is over, understand?"

Muraishi Hanghui's heart suddenly froze.

That's right, he almost forgot, this guy is still the school's handle, and he is collecting protection fees every week!

"Of course, I won't let you pass on information for me in vain."

"Well, I'll give you a special kunai, 1 point, as a reward, so keep your mouth shut, what to say and what not to say, do you have a sense of what to say?"

After explaining these things, Naruto left a special Kuwu for them before leaving first.

If you want a horse to run, you must let the horse graze.

Naruto said that he couldn't do something that he wanted others to do without giving him a favor. What's more, the favor he gave was something he had just snatched from someone else.