People Are in the Great Antiquity Times, Just Become the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 13 Uncle Me

Chu Yi really couldn't stand it anymore, and secretly fed a nine-turn golden pill to each of Tongtian's two intangible apprentices-the bastard took a gourd golden pill from the Taiqing sage, which can be said to be the best pill rich landowner.

After taking the golden elixir, the two of them quickly changed their forms. Now that Master Tongtian had lost one of his bad tastes, he began to feel unhappy. Taking advantage of the absence of his apprentices, he yelled in private for Chu Yi to have some fun.

You mean cultivation?Cultivation is so boring, how can it be fun to play?Master Tongtian thought fiercely.

Chu Yi felt the same way, he didn't like to practice, he just liked to play.

But it was really hard to find fun, and Chu Yi didn't know how to find fun for him.As a junior, he thinks he can't lead his senior badly.

After the dojo was confirmed, Tong Tian took a few disciples to Chu Yi's place for a meal when he was free.Yunxiao soon showed his talent for learning cooking, and he had already started to attack Chu Yi, and he gritted his teeth again after seeing it.

"It's me first, obviously it's me first!" When there was no one around, Houtu brushed the cup there with gritted teeth, as if he regarded the cup as Chu Yi.

As for the instigator, Chu Yi, he didn't feel at all that it was a big deal for him to get into a romantic debt—in fact, he didn't notice the changes in Houtu, he just regarded her as his sister.

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In short, he is a big pig's hoof and it's over.

Chu Yi now has a bold plan. He wants to transform the human village where he lives now into a small town with a large scale, so that it has all internal organs and rich content. He wants to get rid of all the taverns and other messes.

But there are not many opportunities, and there are a lot of things recently, so it can be said that I am quite busy.

Besides, it's a bit like a cow gnawing on a pumpkin—nowhere to eat.

Recently, Yuanshi Tianzun also accepted many apprentices. It is said that exactly twelve of them were accepted, known as the "Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun". If you don't want to chew people's tongues behind your back, it's better to leave this kind of thing to Daozu.

In the world of the Three Kingdoms, Ji Han, who was funded by the arms dealer Mitu Xiaoshutong, marched forward all the way. Zhang Fei led his troops to break through Xuchang and was still advancing northward; while Guan Yu was preparing for revenge wholeheartedly. The second master, who has always been ashamed of digging graves, can't do it. Now he is surrounding Jianye like an iron barrel, vowing to take the head of the blue eye.

After two days of surrounding, it was said that the hail had arrived.Guan Yu still disliked it, saying that hail is not as fast as flooding Jianye.But it was Liu Xuande himself who escorted the hailstone. Guan Yu had no choice but to follow Liu Bei's suggestion and blast Jianye City with that kind of hailstone.

"Second brother, times have changed." Liu Bei said with a deep expression, making Guan Yu a little confused.

The green hail rocket launchers lined up in a line really lit up Guan Yu's eyes.When the group of green giant beasts let out a roar that shook the sky, Guan Erye, who had always remained calm before Mount Tai collapsed, was almost startled.And then, I saw that the city of Jianye was like hell, with the sound of explosions and screams.

"Is this the hailstone that the military adviser said?" Liu Bei murmured, "Sure enough!"

Only then did Guan Yu, who was belatedly aware, understand what hail is.

Translate for me!what!What the hell!Call!hail!

The second master put down the Qinglong Yanyue knife in his hand, and finally turned into a sigh.

Houtu was not happy again.

This time it's not just Yunxiao, Yaochi also come here for a stroll when they are free. It's called to have a meal, but it's actually to see Chu Yi.

Chu Yi is now more or less reluctant to leave, and has a girl version of his wife by his side, and now he has almost forgotten the wife of the royal sister version at home.

How to say that sentence, a girl has three good bodies and soft body, her cultivation base is not high, and she eats little.

Chu Yi has a lot of bad tastes, he often finds excuses to spank Yao Chi's butt, and Yao Chi looks at him tearfully in anger.So, this is an endless loop, Yaochi spanked him because Chu Yi always spanked her before, and Chu Yi spanked her because she always spanked her before time travel

It can be said that both of them are fair and reasonable.

Of course, Chu Yi didn't use much force, but Yao Chi really didn't hold back when he hit him later.

And Hou Tu always looked at Yao Chi and Yun Xiao beside Chu Yi with a blank expression, wondering if this Chu Yi's younger brother was a girl control, if not, why didn't he feel anything about himself as Yu Jie?

If Chu Yi found out, he would definitely cry out for injustice, but he was brought by a pure sister Yu.

Di Jun also often brings Chu Ge over, and occasionally Kunpeng participates. Kunpeng is not the same as the novels he came into contact with in his previous life.

Kunpeng especially likes to drink some wine, especially the feeling of dizziness after withdrawing mana, which makes him addicted.Every time I drink too much, I always start with "Uncle, me" and impart a little life experience to Chu Yi.

Chu Yi wondered if he was the boss of Pear Pear in his previous life, and he was really afraid that he would use that avatar when he used his mobile phone in the future, and he would just say "Uncle, me".

I don't know if there will be a person whose online name is Menggu top order to stroke his beard.

"Uncle, I used to be as romantic as you back then." Kunpeng swung his wine glass, watching the transparent and clear liquid in the glass, and broadcast the emotional channel to Chu Yi with his sexy smoky voice: "To tell you the truth , Uncle, I also had a few confidante friends."

"Oh? Uncle Kunpeng still has such a past?" Chu Yi raised his eyebrows, poured a refill for Kunpeng, and continued to listen to his nonsense.

"Didn't you notice? That guy called Houtu over there is obviously interested in you." As soon as Kunpeng finished speaking, Houtu's face in the distance turned red.

"I can't, I'm a human witch Zhu, don't joke about me as an ordinary human uncle." Chu Yi didn't think it was wrong to call the two of them so seniority, but Kunpeng really looked like an old uncle.

"Besides, I only regard her as my sister." When Chu Yi said this, he was obviously a little weak, and Hou Tuliu frowned slightly, and accidentally crushed the crystal cup in his hand.

"Huh? Don't you believe me?" Kunpeng slanted his eyebrows, patted Chu Yi's shoulder and laughed, "Boy, that's all for now. Believe it or not is up to you. Observe when you're free. When two little girls named Yaochi and Yunxiao come, what is your sister's face?"

Chu Yi obviously didn't believe Kunpeng's nonsense. Just kidding, Di Junke said that Kunpeng came here alone, so don't trust his advice on emotional issues.

But Di Jun forgot who came up with the idea when he pursued Xihe.

Chapter 14 Men only need to be able to count one

Kunpeng always looks immersed in talking about his past, and Chu Yi can't bear to interrupt him, so he can only let him tell his love history there.

Perhaps to show off, this uncle has several confidante friends.

Before we chatted a few words, some unscrupulous people came to make trouble. They were a few little monsters from the monster clan. They heard that there was a restaurant in the village, so they came to provoke trouble.

Di Jiang and the others knew that Kunpeng and Di Jun were here, so they didn't care about them, as long as they didn't target the human race, let the demon emperor and demon master handle the rest.

With a sound of "bang", the door was kicked open, and several slutty monsters walked in, one with the head of an eagle, one with the head of a bull, and one with the face of a tiger.