People Are in the Great Antiquity Times, Just Become the Emperor of Heaven

But what else to say? ? ?Just play dumb.

But I have to admit that Nuwa's clothes are quite white... oh no, the clothes are quite big, and it's not, anyway, just as long as you understand what I mean.

To be reasonable, it seems that there are only two poor women around Chu Yi, the Holy Mother of Wudang and Bi Xiao.

Poor breasts are indeed a scarce resource.

Thinking of this, Wudang Shengmu and Bi Xiao in the police station looked at each other and sneezed twice at each other.

"Someone is scolding us." The Holy Mother of Wudang said blankly.

"That's right, don't let me know who it is." Bi Xiao waved her small fist: "Senior Sister, do you think it might be the fox demon you caught yesterday?"

"No, he doesn't have the guts." The Madonna of Wudang replied with certainty.

"Then who could it be?" Bi Xiao lost his mind after thinking about it: "What should I have for lunch?"

Speaking of it, Bi Xiao is really a model for me to reflect on myself three times a day.

After all, "what to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon, and what to eat in the evening" can be regarded as an introspection, isn't it?

"Isn't there a menu in the cafeteria at noon?" The Holy Mother of Wudang fiddled with the mobile phone she had just sent, and silently gave a like when she saw the circle of friends of Master Tongtian.

Since someone took care of Master, Wudang Virgin felt that she was much more at ease.

I really like my wife, I really want to post with my wife.

The idea of ​​not being a Virgin Mary can be said to be very dangerous...

"I watched it, and it was because of it that I struggled with what to eat." Bi Xiao lay paralyzed on the table, as if she had lost her dream.

"Just eat a little." Wudang Virgin nodded and said: "If you eat, you can eat something with a good color? Why should you care about the taste?"

"You don't have a sense of taste, so of course you think so." Bi Xiao curled her lips: "Why don't you eat those colorful mushrooms? Ah... that's right." Bi Xiao said here suddenly: "I saw the pandaren the day before yesterday. I picked up a fiery red mushroom in the mountains of 35 days, it is very beautiful, do you want to go and see it together?"

Chapter 24 Red Umbrella Yellow Pole

When the Holy Mother of Wudang heard the words, she immediately regained her spirits: "What did you say? Brightly colored mushrooms?"

It's hard to imagine what she looks like when she comes here, probably the volume is [-] decibels higher than usual, but there is no obvious fluctuation in mood.

It's hard.

"Let's go, let's go and have a look together!" Bi Xiao grabbed the little hand of Our Lady of Wudang and walked towards the cafeteria.

In the back kitchen of the cafeteria, two pandaren chefs are busy. They are a pair of brothers, the elder brother is Zhang Long, and the younger is Zhang Hu.

After coming to Honghuang, they completely changed their naming habits to Honghuang's appearance.

The two chefs had been getting close to Bi Xiao for a long time, and they didn't stop their work, they just greeted the two police officers lazily.

"I heard that you picked brightly colored mushrooms, right?" Bi Xiao asked.

Zhang Long opened the cabinet next to the stove, and there were three bright red mushrooms inside, with irregular white flowers dotted on them: "Is this what you are talking about? These mushrooms are poisonous and cannot be eaten."

"Really? I don't believe it." Bi Xiao naturally didn't believe it, just kidding, what kind of poison can poison a quasi-sage?

"That's true." Zhang Hu said while shaking the spoon: "I heard that a few days ago, a man named Wu Yunxian ate it, and he just woke up yesterday."

Bi Xiao snorted, "Wu Yunxian is a good-for-nothing who is only a Golden Immortal. Isn't it normal that he can't handle the toxicity of mushrooms? And I, Wudang Senior Sister, is a dignified quasi-sage. How could I be scared by a little mushroom?"

"Don't dare to eat indiscriminately. It's not good to lie down together after eating." Zhang Long shook a pair of bear paws like a windmill, with a very embarrassed expression on the bear's face.

"Hey, we are not afraid, what are you afraid of!" Bi Xiao stomped her feet: "We are responsible for the consequences, okay?"

"Really?" Zhang Long asked hesitantly.

"Really! Are we going to lie to you?"

"Okay then." Zhang Long carefully held out the mushrooms and asked again: "You two fairies, do you want me to make mushrooms into dishes?"

"Hey duck, can you still cook?" Bi Xiao asked excitedly.

"Of course, otherwise it would be unpalatable to eat raw." Zhang Long replied.

At this time, the Holy Mother of Wudang suddenly said: "I don't want to cook, I want to eat directly."

The three of them looked at the Madonna of Wudang curiously, and the Madonna of Wudang shook her head, still in the voice of Sanwu: "It won't look good after being made into a dish, but it looks good when eaten like this."

"Okay." Bi Xiao pulled out a mushroom and handed it to the Madonna of Wudang. The Madonna of Wudang, like Kang Najiang, swallowed the mushroom bigger than a palm in one gulp.

Zhang Hu, who was shaking the spoon, was still singing nonsense pandaren nursery rhymes: "Red umbrellas, white poles, after eating, lie on the board together. Lie on the board, sleep in the coffin, and then bury the mountain together. Bury the mountain , Crying and shouting, the whole village comes to eat, eat, have umbrellas, and the whole village lies down together..."

It is still sung in the Sichuan-Shu dialect, which can be said to be very magical.

"I still want to eat." The Holy Mother of Wudang obviously didn't eat enough, she was like Zhu Bajie swallowing ginseng fruit, she couldn't taste anything.But the difference is that Zhu Bajie is impatient and has no taste, but Wudang Virgin is because he has no sense of taste.

It sounds like a poor girl.

Bi Xiao felt sorry for her senior sister, so she pulled out another mushroom and handed it to Our Lady of Wudang.

Zhang Hu needs to finish frying all the dishes in his hands before he can cook for Bi Xiao.After all, Xiao Zao has to be arranged in the back, and everyone's lunch is in the front.Although Bi Xiao is rather eccentric, he is also considered a considerate person, and he is very good at emotional intelligence. How should I put it, it is - to control that kind of arrogance within a reasonable range, neither will It makes people feel disgusted, and it even makes people feel a faint feeling of liking.

That's right, how can a girl who is not arrogant and indulgent be called a sister girl?

You're making a fuss, there's no such thing as a considerate younger sister, you can watch less of the two-thorn newt.

Bi Xiao was waiting obediently, when the Madonna of Wudang behind her suddenly felt a little strange.