People Are in the Great Antiquity Times, Just Become the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 27 Two Jokes

Hou Tu carefully considered Chu Yi's words, and asked, "Then what do you want to do?"

"What should I do?" Nu Wa smiled and said, "It's very simple, just smear them, and when the time is right, drive them out of the underworld in one fell swoop."

"But" Houtu frowned and said, "Isn't this method too despicable?"

"Slave?" Nuwa laughed, "Sister Houtu looks at things as naive as she did back then."

"I can't do such a thing." Houtu said firmly: "As a saint, I will not do such a bad thing!"

"There is no absolute definition of good and evil." Nu Wa smiled, her eyes seemed to be looking at a primary school student.

"If the sage does not pursue good and evil, then this prehistoric order should be"

Nuwa interrupted her and said eloquently, "Sister Houtu, what a sage should care about most is not good and evil, but order and chaos."

Houtu wanted to refute her, but he couldn't organize his words to refute for a while, so he could only stare at Nuwa with helpless rage.

"Look, you're angry." Nuwa chuckled, "You're angry, which proves that you subconsciously think I'm right, but your rationality can't accept this fact, but you can't refute me, so you're angry. Did I say yes or no?"

"" Houtu really wanted to grab this woman on the recliner and make soup.

Hou Tu looked at Chu Yi again.

"Don't look at me, what she said is right." Chu Yi quickly waved his hand: "Under the premise of not violating public order and good customs, people's thoughts are free, and I have no right to interfere."

Houtu stared at Chu Yi for a while, then turned and left.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Chu Yi asked curiously.

"I'm going to invite Chu Ge, Yao Chi and Yun Xiao to visit the underworld together, we sisters must unite, we can't make you bastard happy!"

After speaking, Houtu's figure disappeared.

"It's really unexpected that His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, a model of morality, would stand with me, a bad woman with a moral vacuum." Nuwa turned off the holographic screen, staring at Chu Yi as if she had met Chu Yi for the first time. non-stop.

"People are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden." Chu Yi said with a smile: "I still understand this truth. You have to pay attention to morality when dealing with your enemies. I'm afraid I'm not out of my wits."

Nuwa covered her mouth and chuckled when she heard the words, and after a while she touched Chu Yi lightly with her handkerchief, and said, "I am a bad woman in your eyes, but am I also being bullied by you?"

Chu Yi stood up, wrapped his arms around Nuwa's plump waist, stood on tiptoe and whispered in her ear: "I not only want to bully, but also to ride."

"It depends on your ability." Nuwa pulled his hands away, turned around and touched his face lightly with her mouth, leaving a series of brisk laughter, turned and left.

"This woman." Chu Yi wiped his face, the warm touch still lingering for a long time.

Chu Yi has already begun to draw up the plan to attack the Buddhist forces in the underworld.

Since the mobile phone has been extended to all monks in Honghuang, he tried to write two jokes and posted them on a forum called Haijiao.

The name of the post is, Two Buddhist Jokes.

"[-]. After a young man joined Buddhism, he had dinner with his friends one day and complained: It is really rare that such-and-such is shameless, but he was caught by an arhat on the spot and had to be dealt with.

The young man argued: I didn't say who it was at all, how could you arrest me?

You stop lying!Luohan roared: I have been here since I taught in the West, who is shameless, don't I know? "

"Second, a certain little girl wrote a poem and recited it aloud: There is a big tabby cat in my family, who gave birth to three baby cats. The cat's eyes are still squinting, and Meow is boasting about the goodness of Buddhism.

The parents were overjoyed and praised again and again, and said: "When the Bodhisattva is making inspections, you can go up and read aloud, she will be happy."

The Bodhisattva came, and the little girl recited: My family has a big tabby cat, which gave birth to three baby cats. The cats’ eyes are still squinting, and two of them are praising Buddha!

The father reminded in a low voice in embarrassment: Three, three, not two!

The little girl said very aggrieved: But the other one has opened its eyes! "

After writing it, it was directly uploaded to the forum, and Chu Yi didn't pay attention.When he returned to Qixia Palace that night, he found that Yaochi Yunxiao Chuge was not there.

But it's not a big deal, Chu Yi took out his phone, he might as well browse the forum if he has nothing to do.

As a result, the inbox has exploded with information.

In just one afternoon, Chu Yi's "Two Jokes" post has received [-] likes and countless comments. Most of them are praising Chu Yi's jokes are well told, very appropriate, and special. damage; a small number of people are cursing Chu Yi to die, and dare to discredit their holy religion.

It's smelly.

I have to say that Su〇 jokes are really human treasures, and they are completely worthy of the title of intangible heritage bestowed by netizens. Most of the jokes are not made up by themselves, but made up by the CIA and other organizations with countless efforts. Duanzi, can it not be funny and ironic?

Thinking back when Shizong of the United States told a joke to Su Aizong, Aizong could still laugh, which is enough to show how powerful the joke is.

Taking these jokes into the wild where spiritual life is scarce is tantamount to pulling dozens of modern main battle tanks to the Han-Hungary Mobei decisive battle, or pulling an aircraft carrier to Trafalgar to really, completely It is a dimensionality reduction blow.

These two jokes quickly spread to every corner of the prehistoric world that was connected to the Internet at the speed of wildfire.

In the Western Paradise, Maitreya is running towards the Zhunti saint at high speed.

"Report to the saint! Something is wrong!"

"Speak slowly, panic, what's the proper way?" Zhunti sage frowned.

"Look at that post on the Haijiao forum, and those two jokes! It's really heart-wrenching! Take a look, uncle!" Maitreya's face unexpectedly showed a pained look like that of a saint.

He is not like Li Zi who should be stalking, but he is like Tao Zi who made a video with Li Zi.

Zhunti sage unhurriedly took out his personal terminal, clicked on the holographic screen, and then selected the Haijiao forum, while browsing, he taught Maitreya: "I said, don't panic when things happen, look at you, panic , still like a big Luo Jinxian?"