My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

There is a towel hanging around his neck, and the ends of the naturally hanging towel just cover the infinite scenery of the towering European style, making people swallow their saliva and want to find out.

Looking at the beautiful face of the woman walking out of the bathroom, the familiar purple hair and purple eyes were not Su Jie's cousin. Who else could Michiru Bingtang disappear for a summer vacation.

"Michiru, you you you..." The scene in front of him was so shocking that Su Jie didn't say a word for a while.

Except for a chubby child and the European style covered by a towel, the current Bingtang Michiru is not wearing any other clothes, and most of the body is unobstructed for Su Jie.

"What am I, didn't I tell you before, I'll be back in the next two days? Why, I haven't seen you for so long, I think I'll be stunned."

Bingtang Michiru had no self-consciousness, and walked over with a thin water snake twisting her waist, her small and tender feet leaving wet footprints on the ground.

"It seems that you did say it, and you didn't say the specific time. How did I know that you were coming back today, hey, wait, the focus is not on this now, clothes, go and get dressed."

Su Jie felt his mouth dry and his tongue was dry. He used the Almighty Buddha Mantra to clear his mind and calm his mind. He kept hinting to himself that he was his cousin, cousin, cousin...

"Hey, Ajie, you're shy." Bingtang Michiru seemed to have discovered the new world, and didn't listen to Su Jie's words at all. With a provocative look, he deliberately teased Su Jie.

"Give~ me~ wear~ clothes~ clothes..."

The echoes of Su Jie's roar echoed in the room, and he couldn't be polite to Bingtang Michiru, because the other party was sometimes thicker than Su Jie, especially in matters of men and women.

......

5 minutes later, Michiru Hido, who was wearing denim shorts and a sleeveless jacket, was sitting on the sofa. Although her white thighs and half of her snow-white waist were still exposed, she was much better than before.

"Don't say anything in advance when you come back, pour me a glass of water." Su Jie sat on the other side of the sofa and said angrily.

Originally, I was unlucky and depressed today, but I was even more depressed by the stimulation of Michiru Bingtang in front of me.

"What's wrong with your hand? I've practiced too much at night and I can't blow myself up." Bingtang Michi left Su Jie pouring water, noticed Su Jie's gauze-wrapped hands, and said with a smile.

"Fall, you have learned how to be a hooligan in two months, right? Be serious." Su Jie glared at the other party.

Bingtang Michitome was not afraid, but instead giggled and said with a smile: "I haven't seen this for a long time. It's hard to control my emotions, so I can express it to liven up the atmosphere!"

"Seriously, I've missed Ajie for the past two months. I don't have Ajie to take care of you when I work outside, especially the food. I'm drooling just thinking about it now, no, Ajie is going to eat you tonight. A big meal made by myself." As Michiru Bingtang said, she squeezed her body over from the sofa and counted her fingers to make a request.

"Dreaming, my hands are already like this, you still want to eat, I see you and Luo Tianyi, the foodie, have a fight, and you will eat takeaway tonight, or you and Tong Nai will discuss who will be tonight. It’s okay to be in charge of cooking.”

Su Jie was so angry that he wanted to do labor to squeeze the remaining value out of his injury. Su Jie directly gave Bingtang Michi a big white eye.

"Who is Luo Tianyi?" Bingtang Michiru bent down and exhaled, "Could it be another female classmate of yours?"

"Enough, don't guess, that's my Chinese friend, don't get too close, I'm hot." Su Jie's hands were injured now, and he was powerless to stop Bingtang Michi from staying close.

Bingtang Michiru and Su Jie sat side by side, a pair of small and tender jade feet held on to the coffee table, but stretched diagonally over Su Jie's calf, found a comfortable place to lie down, and chatted with Su Jie while watching TV, as if It was as if Su Jie's legs had been massaged back then.

It can be seen that Bingtang Michiru's feet are extremely cute and perfect in shape, blue blood vessels can be seen under the bare skin of the young feet, and the white toes are curled up, cute like a shy white rabbit, giving people a kind of playing in the palm of their hands. impulse.

Su Jie shifted his gaze away and gritted his teeth: "Michitome, you look like a lady, why don't you go back and play the guitar, don't stop me from watching TV here."

"Is that so?" As soon as Su Jie said, Bingtang Michiru changed his posture again, turned his head and rested his head on Su Jie's thigh, stared at the TV sideways, and kept changing channels with the remote control in his hand.

Su Jie lost her temper, and Bingtang Michiru just saw that her arm was injured and bullied, and regarded Su Jie as a pillow toy for her.

"How did you end up working for the past two months?" Su Jie was helpless, feeling like he was being bullied by a dog.

"It's good, I'm rich now, and during the summer vacation, Yui, Mio, and other band members went to several performances in the name of the light music team, and I got a lot of extra income." For self-satisfaction, the money was earned by herself, which added to the joy of being proudly harvested.

"You're rich, you should pay me back for robbing me before." Su Jie threatened. Last semester, Bingtang Michiru didn't take any less money from Su Jie's pocket.

"Why should I pay back the money I robbed by my ability? It's right for my sister to take my brother's money."

Bingtang Michi kept her innocent eyes wide open and blinked at Su Jie flickeringly. Her eyes were bright like amethyst with a hint of feminine charm, and she was malicious to Su Jie.

"I don't think there are many such sisters in the world, so why did they spread it to me!"

"The goddess of luck is blessing you and making you lucky to be my cousin, otherwise how could we be born on the same day."

"Forget it, I don't want this blessing, I want to live a few more days."

"Ajie, you have a great opinion of me! Did you find a new love in the past two months, and you liked the new and bored with me, and sold you a wave of benefits after I came back."

"..." Su Jie.

"Who are you calling?" After a few seconds, Michiru Bingtang turned her head when she realized that Su Jie was not moving.

Because Bingtang Michiru had been watching TV with his head resting on Su Jie's thigh, and now he turned around and just in front of him was Su Jie's key point. Somehow, a small tent had been set up.

Pretty face blushed, Bingtang Michi's eyes seemed to be misted with water, looking beautiful and moving, she raised her head with her arms propped up on the sofa, avoiding the embarrassment, and saw Su Jie on the phone.

Su Jie's attention was on the phone, but he didn't notice the difference between Bingtang Michiru, otherwise he would definitely think wrong.

"Hey, cousin Bingtang Shanghui, your sister is here with me, are you free now? You are free! That would be great, come and take her back."

When Su Jie called, he didn't deliberately cover up his voice, and he couldn't cover it up so close, so that Michiru Bingtang could hear it clearly.

"Hmph, stinky Ajie." Bingtang Michiru suddenly became anxious, reaching out and grabbing the phone from Su Jie's hand.

But it's too late, Su Jie has already notified him, I think Bingtang Shanghui will be able to come over soon, then Bingtang Michiru will definitely be preached, and Su Jie can live in peace for a while.

"Your brother didn't notify me. I'm very tired of taking care of you. Just give me a break for a while." Su Jie said, heaving a sigh of relief.

Bingtang Michiru's clothes were too casual, and she was unprepared for Su Jie. After staying for a long time, Su Jie's body and mind were being tested.

Chapter two hundred: illiterate

night!

Kirino, who returned home, was quite happy to see Michitome Bingtang. The two seemed to have endless things to say, chatting non-stop.

It was Su Jie’s own takeout call. Neither of the two were willing to cook, and their cooking skills, Michiru Bingtang, could make something that was barely mouth-watering, but Tong was completely unwilling, unless he wanted to eat in the dark cuisine.

"Tong Nai, the takeout is here, go get it." Su Jie looked at the TV and shouted at Tong Nai, who was still chatting with Bingtang Michiru.

"Understood." Tong Nai jumped and ran over, brought takeaways back, and opened them one by one on the table.

"It's not as delicious as Ajie." Bingtang Michi took a bite and came to such a conclusion.

"I finally told the truth." Su Jie smiled, no one was willing to listen to good words.

After speaking, Su Jie also started to eat. It was inconvenient for his arm to be injured, and it was a little painful when moving, but it was not a big problem.

After eating, I watched TV again. At ten o'clock, after taking a bath, Su Jie went back to his bedroom and climbed onto the bed to play with his mobile phone.

Ten days of vacation is enough for Su Jie, so he doesn't need to go to bed so early.

Fortunately, the draft of Su Jie's "One Punch Man" has been completed. Otherwise, if the arm is injured, the high-intensity painting can be uncomfortable enough.

"Brother, come to my room to play games." A few minutes after Su Jie returned to the room, Tong Nai pushed open the door and walked in, and La Su Jie went over to play games.

As for what game to play, of course, it is Tong Nai's favorite type of game such as sister control.

Since the beginning of Su Jie's journey, Tong Nai's hobby has not changed, and Su Jie has also been pulled into the thief boat, and is called to play sister-control games together from time to time, whether willingly or not.

"I'm out of energy, and my hand is still injured." Su Jie raised one of his arms, but he didn't want to play games with injuries, or games from the Sister Control series.

"Isn't it okay to eat just now?" Tong Nai pouted and ran into the room, holding Su Jie's arm, and said, "Today I went after school to buy the latest "Sister Juice 8" series, you played the previous game last time Don't you say it's pretty good? Let's go, let's go and play."

"Is there a hidden plot?" Su Jie's eyes lit up. The previous work of this game was well-made. Su Jie accidentally entered the hidden plot at that time. After an accident, the hero became a vampire. In order to resist the urge to suck blood, And find his sister, suck another kind of liquid from her sister, so as to maintain her humanity.

Tong Nai's face was hot, she stretched out her hand to pinch Su Jie's thigh, and said coquettishly: "What are you thinking, you know playing such a dirty thing, the last time you triggered the hidden plot was an accident, it's all the fault of the production staff, but they still Put so... so nasty stuff in there."

"Dirty, then you're still playing?" Su Jie had some interest in this kind of hidden plot, and simply admired the picture. Hearing Tong Nai say this, he immediately laughed.

This is not something Su Jie wants to play by himself. In terms of his liking for this kind of girl-controlled game, Tong Nai is the real obsession, and Su Jie is just forced to participate.

"That...that's two different things, I...don't play that kind of H's hidden plot, brother pervert." Tong Nai was reluctant to admit Su Jie's statement, thinking that although he was playing the game of sister control, he and Su Jie would not be able to play with him. But different.

Of course, no one knows whether she will play H's game plot or not.

"You want me to play the game, why am I a pervert." Su Jie was speechless.

"Hmph, pervert~ pervert~ pervert."

"..."

In the end, Su Jie was called by Tong Nai to her boudoir, and the two played the new game "Sister Juice 8" together.

In Tong Nai's room, Su Jie and Tong Nai were sitting on the bed with their laptops in front of them.

As the game starts and runs, the overloaded game screen appears. First, there are a few cute loli, all about the age of junior high school students, portraying super kawaii, and the protagonist is also a little fresh meat.

This game is the first point of view, the picture of the protagonist is not important, as a game of sister control type, the real focus is on the sister.

With the experience of the previous game, Su Jie and Tong Nai got started very quickly, especially Tong Nai, an experienced guy who has played many girl-controlled games, and the dark cabinet in the bedroom was almost unable to hold the purchased game CDs.

"This short-haired Miyamoto Xiaohui is good. She is the youngest of the three younger sisters. She should be the best strategy. Let's choose her to start the game." Su Jie said, choosing the target of the first strategy.

"That's her." Tong Nao clicked OK, the game screen changed, and the two officially started the game.

In the process of the game, Su Jie has been looking for opportunities to trigger hidden plots, which is the greatest joy for Su Jie to play this game.

But as Kirino said, the game producers of this "Sister Juice 8" series made it extremely difficult to trigger the hidden plot settings. Su Jie played for more than an hour without even a clue. Let's take a look at the strategy of Miyamoto Xiaohui , the favorability has reached more than 90.00%, if you can enter the hidden plot, you can do some H sports, which is good for your physical and mental health.

"Is there any discovery? It's too difficult to hide the plot, and there is no clue at all."

Su Jie sighed, without hiding the plot, what fun is this game to play.

Tong Nai glanced at Su Jie contemptuously and said, "You really have impure motives. I bet you won't find this hidden plot."

"Understood, brother, wait, let me do it." Su Jie still didn't believe that he could find the hidden plot last time, but not this time.

Su Jie concentrates on controlling the game character Miyamoto Xiaohui, because Miyamoto Xiaohui has a high degree of favorability and is the female character who is most likely to trigger hidden plots.

After working hard for half an hour, Su Jie's patience disappeared without a trace, and he didn't even find Mao hiding the plot, so he could only put down his laptop in dejection, causing Tong Nai to keep laughing.

"Let me tell you, last time you were just lucky, not by strength, so you couldn't find a hidden plot." Like a victorious general, Tong Nai raised his head happily, and fell into the trap when Su Jie gave up.

"There is a problem with the game's settings. The producers don't understand the essence of this game at all. Only by hiding the plot can it really bring interest to the players. However, the producers have set the difficulty so high. No wonder the sales are not good." Su Jie was depressed. Said, completely lost the mood to find hidden plots.

"Give it to me." Tong Nai took the laptop from Su Jie's hand again, but accidentally did not connect it securely. The laptop rolled and fell under the bed.

"Why are you so careless, and I don't know if it broke." Su Jie quickly picked up the laptop. The bed was not far from the ground. The laptop was not damaged and was still running normally.

It's just that when Su Jie put his eyes on the computer screen, his mouth opened instantly, and his face was full of surprise.

It may be that the keyboard was pressed during the fall, and the game screen flickered. It was dark at first, and then cut into a bedroom. The male protagonist and Miyamoto Xiaohui were doing some warm-up preludes to H, and there were also some training options. And the props, Su Jie was stunned when he saw it, and the hidden plot was triggered like this.

Tong Nai on the side also opened her small mouth slightly, with an incredible look on her face. Looking at the hidden plot on the laptop, she felt depressed in her heart.

Just now she satirized Su Jie for not being able to find the hidden plot, and she was slapped in the face by Su Jie before 1 minute had passed. She can only say that Su Jie's luck is too bad, and such bizarre things can happen.

"Haha, do you still think I'm bragging now? This is whether you understand your strength." After Su Jie was surprised, he laughed and cast a provocative look at Tong Nai.

Tong Nai didn't speak this time, but wanted to snatch Su Jie's laptop and turn off this hidden story for Su Jie.