My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"Then how dare cousin Shang Hui bring Mrs. Tsuda Caixiang to meet us now? Have you met the parents?" Su Jie asked.

"Yes, I brought Caixiang to see your uncle and aunt a few days ago. The family is very satisfied. We are not too young. We plan to get married in October next year." Bingtang Shanghui said.

At the beginning, Su Jie joked that he took Bingtang Shanghui on a blind date, saying that he would bring his daughter-in-law home this year, but it really came true.

"It's time to get married. Uncles and aunts have long wanted to have grandchildren. If they don't get married, it will be too late." Su Jie pointed out that the two have known each other for almost a year, and they will not get married soon enough next year. Everyone is in their thirties, the age to get married.

Thinking of this, Su Jie glanced at Hiratsuka Shizuo again...and then another...a few more glances, as if seeing a rare animal.

We once went on a blind date together, but as a result, all of my friends were talking about marriage and getting married. Hiratsuka Shizu was still struggling to be single. So far, he has been hanging out in major blind date places, and the gap is inevitably too big.

"Look and try again." Hiratsuka Jing's violent temper was seen by Su Jie's bizarre gaze over and over again, how could he hold it back? Seeing her, she made Su Jie slap to death.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, just recognize the reality, man! You have to know how to relax your mind, think more about the joy of being single, think more about an empty house, and think about the loneliness of being alone in an empty house, and you will find that life is like that. pain of."

Su Jie chuckled, it was rare to have the opportunity to ridicule this female devil, Su Jie's harm was rude.

Click!Click!

Everyone present could hear the clack of the knuckles!As if a pair of iron fists are gearing up.

"Teacher, don't turn a home visit into domestic violence, I'll be heartbroken." Su Jie moved his butt back and picked up an ignorant little radish head as his courage.

"Okay, I believe that Xiaojing will find her home in the future, and in my opinion, sometimes the best choice is not necessarily obtained by blind date, sometimes familiarity is the best."

It was Tsuda Ayaka who came out to speak for Hiratsuka Shizuo, and glanced at Su Jie secretly, and said thoughtfully.

"Does Hiratsuka-sensei have a male friend? I've never heard of it." Su Jie wondered.

Inadvertently stabbed Hiratsuka Shizuo again, and Hiratsuka Shizuo's face turned black.

Tsuda Ayaka, who is familiar with Hiratsuka's character, spread her hands, signaling that she did her best.

I saw Hiratsuka Jing drank two sips of tea, but did not do anything, but said: "This is the first time I come to your house, can I go shopping? I want to know the living environment of the students."

"Okay, just look at it." Su Jie didn't care about this, but seeing Hiratsuka Jing's eyes staring at him, he suddenly had a bad premonition.

"I can show you the teacher." Tong Nai raised his hand excitedly.

"It's more meaningful for students to take a tour, you say yes, Su Jie." Hiratsuka Jing looked at Su Jie with a majestic and powerful gaze.

"I refuse, I want to accompany the guests here." Su Jie teased the tiger just now, and now he dares to be alone in Hiratsuka, isn't that a sheep entering the tiger's mouth!

"Everyone, I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with the students and discuss educational issues. Can you allow me to occupy Su Jie for a while?" But Hiratsuka Jingjing saw the tricks, and the reasons he found were invincible.

Hei Mao, Sazhi, Bingtang Shanghui and others heard it, this is the teacher communicating with the students about heart-to-heart education. quiet.

"Let's go, you must have a good heart-to-heart talk about your grades." When talking about heart-to-heart, Hiratsuka Shizu deliberately emphasized her tone, who knows what kind of heart she wants to talk about.

Su Jie grimaced, seeing that there was no one to support him, so he could only bite the bullet and get up and leave the sofa.

Hiratsuka Jing followed behind Su Jie and followed Su Jie to visit.

Looking at the backs of the two, Bingtang Michiru whispered, "Is this Ajie's teacher? Why is she so beautiful, no wonder Ajie always mentions her in front of me."

God knows what Michitome Bingtang thinks, Su Jie usually said Hiratsuka Jing, that is the image of a great devil who destroys the world.It has nothing to do with beauty or anything.

Tong Nai covered his mouth with a smile, and said, "One thing comes down to another, you will know about Michiru Cousin later. Teacher Shizuo Hiratsuka is a powerful person, so she can take care of her brother."

......

Su Jie's family is a relatively large apartment building. Thanks to the biggest legacy left by their predecessors, Su Jie and Tong Nai don't have to worry about living.

Just after leaving the living room and walking through the corridor, Hiratsuka Shizuo stopped and grabbed Su Jie's back collar with one hand, grabbing Su Jie who wanted to hide in the room and locked the door.

"Didn't you have a good chat just now? Why are you hiding from me now?" Hiratsuka Shizuo put his hands on Su Jie's shoulders, his bright and stunning face was close at hand, and he said with a smile that was not a smile.

"Teacher." Su Jie turned his head away from looking at Shizuo Hiratsuka, and said, "Can we talk about learning, this is the real business."

"Ha!" With a disdainful sneer, Shizuo Hiratsuka said in a low voice, "I remember studying, Su Jie, when did you become so eager to learn?"

In the face of Hiratsuka's aggressiveness, Su Jie gritted his teeth and said the truth: "Then what do you want to talk about, teacher? I just told the truth just now, teacher, aren't you single now? This is a reality that must be faced. It doesn't solve the problem."

"It's as if you're not a single dog, do you know what love is?" Hiratsuka Shizuo gritted his teeth and turned his hand.

"Teacher, it's not right for you to say this. We men are single dogs, and that teacher who always fails blind dates, isn't it ignoring him? Tsk tsk, you don't understand this simple truth, the teacher, no wonder you don't understand love. A dog...it doesn't make sense." Su Jie said confidently, completely risking his life.

"..." Hiratsuka Shizuo!

Faced with this act of rubbing salt into the wound, Shizuo Hiratsuka chose to use his fist to speak the truth!

All of a sudden!

It's dark!The sun and the moon are dull!The shadows of the fists staggered, and only the figures withered and... fell to the ground.

As if the last warrior who insisted on justice and truth fell in front of the brutal devil.

......

afterwards!

With tenacious perseverance and indomitable spirit, Su Jie survived his battle-hardened body, clutching his stomach and bowing his head in dejection, walking in front of him, followed by the smiling and refreshing Hiratsuka Jing.

"This is my bedroom." Su Jie pushed open the door, looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka leaning against the door frame, and said, "I said, Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, I don't need you to visit your home so painstakingly as a poor student. You should take care of those top students, you have a bright future when you see them, and besides, there are only two at home, Tong Nao and I, you can't talk to my sister when you visit your home."

"Before coming to your house, I have been to many students' families, and poor students are the key home visits. I have been to two-thirds of poor students' families, and you are the remaining one-third. This time is just right. Have the opportunity."

Shizuo Hiratsuka raised his eyebrows lightly, walked into the room with a pair of slender and fit long legs, and said, "Home visits are still very useful for solving the educational problems of individual families. Your sister is dependent on you, so I can't make a home visit? ? There is no such reason, let's not talk about other things, your sister's grades are in the top ten of the grade, should you take the initiative to learn, and you still care that I can't communicate with your sister, this is a thief."

"Co-authoring with me stretches my head out with a knife and a knife, and I can't escape it!" Su Jie sighed up to the sky. He was afraid of home visits in his previous life, because Su Jie was also a poor student at that time, and the results of home visits can be imagined.

Even in this world, even if Su Jie is the head of the family, but the experience of the previous life still makes Su Jie not like home visits, especially the object of home visits is the Demon King who is used to reasoning with his fists.

Hiratsuka Jing walked into Su Jie's room. The layout of the room was relatively simple, with a bed, a desk, a laptop on the desk, two stools, a wardrobe, and nothing else.

"It's pretty clean, I think it's different from what I thought." Hiratsuka said in surprise when she saw that the room was simple and clean, and all the things were arranged in an orderly manner.

"Of course, I am very self-reliant on the quality of life, and I won't treat myself badly." Su Jie said, although Su Jie exerted his lazy words to the limit in other aspects, but he always cleaned up the kennel he lived in. It's clean, and there is no sloppy stuff in the general boys' room.

"Do you usually draw comics here?" Hiratsuka saw that there was a thick stack of paper on the desk, or that there were many pencils of various types placed in a bamboo tube. After walking over to take a closer look, he found that some completed or unfinished The finished comic.

"There is no study or workshop at home, so I can only draw here. Of course, for a genius, it is only a basic requirement for a genius to be able to draw comics of perfect quality in any environment."

"Keep it up." Hiratsuka Shizuo didn't say much. Su Jie's talent for comics was there, and he was qualified to say such words.

"How to say that learning can be slowed down." Su Jie smiled.

"Don't dream, what I'm saying is to keep not telling you to give up your studies." Hiratsuka Shizuo straightened his face and didn't give Su Jie a chance.

Shizuo Hiratsuka seemed very curious, and looked around in Su Jie's room, as if her mother had raided the room, but suddenly her eyes narrowed again, and when she flipped it under Su Jie's pillow, a manga book was revealed. Really.

Su Jie's face froze, he got this from Ying Lili, and it was stuffed under the pillow after seeing it last night, who would have thought it would be turned out.

This is evidence!Su Jie's heart sank.

On the other hand, Shizuo Hiratsuka was stunned for a few seconds before picking up the manga book with five fingers.

The room was silent, and the air stopped moving.

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PS: It’s a bit of a text, this chapter is more than 5000 words, a little longer than usual, proud face (￣??)

Chapter 260 Seven: Hiratsuka Shizuka's Misunderstanding

In this speechless silence, Su Jie explained awkwardly: "Teacher, listen to my explanation."

Hiratsuka Shizuo's black pearl-like beautiful eyes stared at him. He flipped through the manga book in his hand and saw the picture that should have been painted with mosaics. He replied at the same time: "No need to explain, the fact is so obvious that these workers You draw the comic book yourself, so it turns out that your comic talent is not only for drawing hot-blooded comics, but also good at eroge."

Su Jie was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, he definitely couldn't bear this kind of black pot!

"I really didn't draw this, it was... I bought it. I'm usually busy with so many things, so I don't have time to draw a workbook." Ying Lili couldn't reveal it, Su Jie could only say It was purchased, although some suspicions are cleared, but it is easy to say it is not good!

"I bought it. You don't even have any information on the cover, the author, some production team, or the publisher. You told me that I bought it. There are new staples just punched by the stapler here. It's obviously just finished. ergonomic manuscripts, where you can buy such eroge manuscripts, except for the author himself."

Hiratsuka pressed the workbook on the bed with a slap, and sat next to him, his eyes piercing through the fire, and Su Jie's lie was exposed.

Although it's not the truth, it's not far away, because Su Jie knows the original author!

It's just that these words can't be said after all, and they can't be explained.

Seeing that Su Jie was speechless, Shizuo Hiratsuka sighed again, and said, "It's true that young boys who have entered puberty tend to be restless, but you will be able to support yourself, but it's just in the wrong place. It seems that you still have more problems with your education. renegotiate."

"Why do you know so much, Mr. Shizuo Hiratsuka!" Su Jie's mouth twitched. He retorted but had nothing to say. This misunderstanding was really... Su Jie wanted to cry but had no tears. This sentence.

A trace of panic flashed in Shizuo Hiratsuka's eyes, and he pretended to pick up the long soft hair that fell on the bed, and covered it up: "Man... hum! It's not like this, you little boy has nothing to hide from me, the teacher is from here. , know much more than you."

"Anyone here?" Su Jie seemed to understand something, and he blurted out without thinking: "Could it be that, teacher, did you secretly hide your book to read when you were my age?"

"Shut your mouth, I mean I've heard and seen this kind of thing a lot, who would look at me like you said, don't look at me with your eyes, it's just that as a teacher, I usually learn from you guys. The various comics confiscated by the students also include books, this kind of thing has long been no secret to me." Hiratsuka Shizuo, the royal sister, replied calmly, but couldn't hide the two red clouds flying up her cheeks.

As long as they are not married, this kind of topic is still too sensitive for a woman, not to mention that it is her student who said this to her. She always feels that the style of painting is wrong, and she makes a quick excuse. It is just in Su Jie's opinion, why? I feel a little overwhelmed.

"I'll say that when the teacher was a teenager, who hasn't been a teenager! I understand, I understand, the teacher doesn't have to cover up."

Smash it, smash its mouth, Su Jie remembered the age when the young girl's heart is rippling, and it is reasonable to say that girls develop earlier than boys. In contrast, looking at the workbook, he is really in front of Hiratsuka Jing. The junior, Hiratsuka Shizu is the senior.

"You know a ghost, I think you are healed and the scar has forgotten the pain." Hiratsuka Shizuo raised his fist, everything was self-evident.

"Hey, I didn't forget, I still have a dull pain in my stomach." Su Jie smiled and sat on the bed, reaching out to take back the manga book from Hiratsuka Shizuo's hand.

"It's confiscated." Hiratsuka Jing slapped Su Jie's outstretched paw away, and didn't know what Ande was in, so he calmly confiscated the workbook.

"It's my thing." Su Jie was a little unwilling. Su Jie got this comic book from Yingli, and he almost didn't finish it. He was going to look for a chance to review it. It would be a little distressing if it was confiscated.

"From the moment it was discovered, it doesn't belong to you. You usually neglect exercise. You should cherish your body and don't rely on your young capital to fool around."

Hiratsuka Shizuo said earnestly. In the words, Su Jie was asked to take good care of his body. The deep meaning was very scary. Should Su Jie really be someone who came here?

In short, the workbook was in Hiratsuka's hands, and Su Jie could never get it back, which made Su Jie even more depressed, and said speechlessly: "Teacher, how do you deal with these books that you confiscated, you won't keep them for your own use? ."

"Burning." Hiratsuka Shizu spit out two words from her red lips, completely dispelling Su Jie's idea of ​​taking it back.

"If you have this energy, it's better to exercise more, read books to increase your skills, even if you are busy with other things, you should read less of this kind of thing in the future." Hiratsuka Jing saw Su Jie's depressed appearance, and knocked it a little funny. Knocking on Su Jie's head, there is a kind of hatred of iron not turning into steel.

"This is spiritual food, which is occasionally used to adjust life." Su Jie raised his voice, looking for excuses for his behavior.

"Okay, don't ask yourself to make excuses, you just can't control your water pipe." Hiratsuka Shizu rolled his eyes.

Cough!

Su Jie pretended to be calm, put his fist on his mouth and coughed twice, and said, "Teacher, what are you talking about, I'm an honest person, I don't understand what you're talking about, in fact, our men are okay, there are always water pipes in the water pipe. A faucet is controlled, but women are different, it is a dam, and it cannot be blocked when a flood comes, it is completely a wave within a wave, flooding, killing and injuring hundreds of millions of people."

"Hehe, it's lawless. Even teacher, you dare to tell dirty jokes." Hiratsuka Jing rubbed Hao's wrist, stretched out his hand and grabbed Su Jie's arm. On the bed, a pair of phoenix eyes and willow brows with bright eyes, with inexplicable majesty, looked down at Su Jie from top to bottom.

"Teacher, I've been wronged! It's because you have a big brain, and I'm clearly talking about the philosophy of life." Su Jie struggled, but Su Jie also has the power of ordinary people, where is the power of Hiratsuka Shizuo, which is terrifying, and has fighting skills. The super-strong opponent, not only did not escape the devil's nest after struggling, but was knocked on the forehead several times by Shizuo Hiratsuka.