My Mom Chanedo

This stupid stupid fish, which is so ugly that it shakes the world, can be said to be one of the elves that Yang Guang wants to obtain, because the evolution of the stupid fish is a kind of elf that Yang Guang likes very much—the one that is known as the most beautiful elf. Menus.Menus is not only beautiful in appearance, but there is also a Menus among the main elves of Hoenn region champion Mikri and Sinnoh region champion Zhulan. The main elves who can become the two champion trainers can see the strength of Menus The strength is also top level.

Jianlan, who is No.2 in the elf college entrance examination in Huanjing area, is naturally excellent in elf knowledge. She recognized the value of the stupid fish at a glance and immediately subdued the stupid fish—by the way. The elf ball of this stupid fish was still taken from Yang Guang.

Yang Guang felt that he was about to be overwhelmed by the malice of the world, so why did he catch hundreds of carps (one), fish (family) and king (people) with the top fishing rod, while Gladiolus used the most rubbish fishing rod to catch a random one? Can you produce stupid (European) stupid (certificate) fish?

Gladiolus did not forget to confront Yang Guang when she was sleeping at night. When Yang Guang hugged his sister's arm under the bed to comfort his wounded heart, Gladiolus also got into the bed and hugged his sister's other arm... Actually Jianlan didn't do this purely because she wanted to confront Yang Guang, but because she really liked her sister, but this situation was even worse for Yang Guang!If Jianlan sneaks in with malicious intentions, Mumu, who has the ability to perceive people's hearts, guarantees that she will be thrown out of the atmosphere with a single thought.But if she really likes Mumu like Jianlan, the motherly mother will be happy to give her a place in the bed.

Yang Guang felt that Jianlan was the embodiment of malice in the world. Maybe it was himself, a traverser, who attracted the attention of the world's restraining forces, so he let Jianlan, a nemesis, to cure him?

Yang Guang picked up the stereoscopic image repeater more than once, and wanted to ask Jianzhu whether he supported the return business.I don't want the 1 million anymore, I just want to pack the aunt Jianlan and send it back.

But in the end Yang Guang still didn't do that...he couldn't afford to lose this person.

Jianzhu once promised to give Agong to Yang Guang as long as Yang Guang gave up the baby dragon. Although Jianlan didn't choose the baby dragon later, Jianzhu would rather suffer a loss than keep his promise, and gave Agong to Yang Guang according to the agreement.In contrast, now that Yang Guang has already taken 1 million Jianzhu, if he repents, it will appear that he is not keeping his promise at all. Where does this make Yang Guang face?

Man, you have to keep your promise even with tears in your eyes!

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PS: Man, I have to finish the appointment with tears in my eyes (manually funny).

For the part of Africans and Europeans, it doesn’t matter if they play a lot of card games. By the way, I am also a yellow-skinned Asian in the game.Asian admiral, Asia Arthur, Asian commander, Asian eater, is a model of all five poisons... It's a pity that I can only sign in when I get busy at work_(:3」∠)_

Chapter 16 15. The Secret Under the Skirt

Yang Guang stayed by the small river for another five days. After reaching the 233rd company of the Carp King, he finally resigned to his fate and gave up his plan to catch stupid fish, and prepared to go to the next city.

Jianlan does not have a bicycle, so the position of the back seat of Yang Guang's bicycle becomes Jianlan's throne in order to hurry.Probably because the body is very strong. Although the gladiolus looks slim, it is not light, and it is a lot heavier than Mumu.However, Yang Guang, who has the physical strength of an animal, said that there is no pressure, but it is really not a pleasant feeling to carry such an annoying guy with no chest.

As for Mumu, he used his super power to float in the air at a position about five meters above Yang Guang's head. When he looked up from this position, he could see the scenery under Mumu's skirt. When I went to take a peek, Jianlan raised her head for most of the day on the road...

Speaking of which, because Xanadu’s long skirts always cover the lower body so tightly that you can’t see anything, and Xanadu likes to use superpowers to float in the air instead of walking, many people once thought that there was no body under Xanadu’s skirt. Legs——Actually, this kind of view is completely wrong. It is purely because you can’t see the grapes and say that the grapes are sour.In fact, every Xanadu has a pair of slender and white long legs, as long as they are wrapped in a pair of black silk or white silk, it is enough to make foot-controlling gentlemen scream their legs for fun.

It took about ten days for Yang Guang and his party to arrive in Iwano City by riding a racing car and beating up wild elves.

Jianlan got a backpack sent by her father Jianzhu from the elf center in Iwano City. Inside the backpack was the trainer equipment Jianzhu prepared for her. Before Jianlan ran away from home in a hurry, she didn't have time to take it with her. Now Jianzhu When Zhu knew the whereabouts of her daughter, she was the first to send it to her.Along with the backpack, there was also an elf that made Yang Guang feel jealous...

Riolu (Aru)

LV17 ♂

Ability: Spiritual Power

Carry: Bell of Soothing

Remarks: A dog with outstanding talent, loyalty and bravery.

"Aru!"

"Wang!"

This Riolu with a bell hanging around his neck jumped into Gladiola's arms as soon as he came out of the poke ball, happily licking Gladiolus' face with his tongue and flicking his tail excitedly, really like an ordinary Dogs are no different.

"I'm sorry Alu, I was too hasty when I left before and didn't have time to take you with me, you won't blame me, will you?"

"Wang! Wang!"

"Aru, I knew you were the best."

Yang Guang couldn't help interjecting: "This Riolu is..."

Jianlan hugged Lioulu tightly in her arms, stared at Yang Guang with a defensive face and said, "Alu is an elf who grew up with me, don't try to think about it!"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and thought, "It's not that I want to snatch your Agong, don't make me just snatch your elf, okay, although I really want a Riolu... …Damn why all the elves I want are with you!"

This Riolu is obviously prepared by Sword Bamboo for Gladiolus. Growing up with a trainer can better cultivate relationships, and the soothing bell carried by Riolu can increase intimacy.The evolution method from Riolu to Lucario is the evolution of intimacy. This training method can make it easier for Riolu to evolve into Lucario, and Lucario is famous for his style. The little elves who are loyal, brave, and powerful in combat are the best choice for trainers.

It is this way of training that ordinary people can't play at all. Whether it is a precious elf like Riolu or a rare item like a soothing bell, the price behind it is quite expensive-to sum it up in one sentence, damn it rich man!

"Alu, you have to remember that this guy is a bad guy, if he dares to get close to you, you will bite him hard!"

"You can't talk nonsense, you...fuck, Riolu, why are you really biting! My hand!"

Yang Guang shook his hand, and found that Leolu was biting so tightly that he couldn't shake it off.

"Haha, well done Aru that's it, use the bite attack!"

"It's enough!"

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Iwano City is a large city near the Iwano Desert, famous for shopping, gambling, and rich ground-type rock-type elves.

Naturally, Yang Guang and his party would not engage in gambling, and the casino here would not have any activities such as exchanging 999 game coins for 3D dragons.As for the shopping, Gladiolus is very enthusiastic. She is similar to ordinary women in this respect. As soon as she came out of the elf center, she took Mumu to buy and buy.

Yang Guang is not interested in shopping, and Yang Guang doesn't want to do such a laborious thing like going shopping with a girl who has been struggling with him.However, Jianlan tied her sister to her shopping cart, so Yang Guang had no choice but to work as a coolie.

Women go shopping, nothing more than to buy clothes.

After Yang Guang purchased some necessary tools for his group to travel in the desert, Jianlan still dragged his sister to fight in the clothing store. Yang Guang was getting impatient after waiting outside the store for more than an hour. They came out together wearing new clothes and carrying big bags.

The new clothes on Jianlan are mainly practical, and they bought the highest-quality home training clothes and they are the same as Yang Guang's products from Devon Company. The result is that this set is the same as the Devon brand advertisement on Yang Guang's body. The suits are almost the same, which makes Yang Guang worry that if the clothes are washed together in the future, he will not be able to tell who belongs to whom...

Yang Guang originally thought that Jianlan would buy some more fashionable clothes, so he bought such a set of home training clothes that showed a feminine look. Yang Guang really couldn't figure out why he had to fight in the clothing store for so long.

But when Yang Guang saw the sister behind Jianlan, he instantly understood what Jianlan was doing in the clothing store for so long...

I saw that Mumu was wearing a delicate white silk shirt, which was matched with Xanadu's own soft and elegant white dress, which complemented each other perfectly. Just a very simple dress gave Mumu a new look.Coupled with a large sun visor that covers some of the features that are different from human beings behind Mumu's ears, Mumu can't recognize Xanadu at first glance, but looks like an elegant human lady.

The sharp-eyed Yang Guang also noticed a patch of black under Mumu's skirt—it was a pair of black stockings wrapped around Mumu's feet.Maybe it’s because Mumu doesn’t use her feet to walk this time. She didn’t wear shoes this time. The smooth nylon black stockings and slender bare feet gave Mumu a different kind of charm. The three elements of silk and bare feet are in one body... Well, it's really been a year of playing with legs.

Mumu seemed a little nervous when she put on clothes for the first time, with that embarrassed look and a shy blush on her face, Yang Guang felt that her doing nothing like this would make the surrounding creatures fall into a state of ecstasy—— This made Yang Guang couldn't help feeling that the characteristics of the sister should not be some kind of super perception, but should be a charming body.

Jianlan proudly said: "How about it, isn't the dress I picked out for Mom beautiful?"

For the first time, Yang Guang felt that Jianlan was also capable of doing personnel affairs, and it was a genius idea to match his sister with such a suit, so he couldn't help but stick out his thumb and said, "Great!"

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PS: The reason why this chapter has been entangled in the legs for so long is that I wanted to complain about green and black tea. It’s okay to describe Xanadu as a lich in "The Pokemon Who Traveled in the Wrong Way" because of the different painting styles, but Green Black Tea actually said that Xanadu has no legs... It’s true that you can’t see it in the games of three generations, four generations and five generations Xanadu's legs, but in the sixth generation game, you can see Xanadu's legs exposed under the skirt, and there are also scenes of Xanadu showing her legs in the special comics.

Ecstasy is a DEBUFF in the game. When a Pokémon in the state of ecstasy chooses to use a skill, there is a 50% chance that it will not be able to act.Charming body is a feature in the game. The effect is that when Pokémon of the opposite sex use melee skills to attack Pokémon with this feature, there will be a 30% chance of being enchanted.

Of course, it is actually impossible for Xanadu to have such a characteristic as a charming body. It is really unreasonable for such a beautiful elf not to be worthy of the characteristic of a charming body...

I didn’t find out what kind of call Riolu had, and I didn’t find what kind of call Lucario was. Lucario in Bird’s Hero speaks fluent Japanese... I didn’t bother to pay attention to the call at the end. That's the problem, just set it as Wang Xingren and finish the work. Anyway, I think it's quite interesting.

Chapter 17 16. Prepare to enter the desert

Yang Guang was pleasantly surprised by the unexpected harvest of Mumu's new clothes, but Yang Guang would never forget the serious things to do.

Yang Guang came to Iwano City for two purposes. One was to challenge the Panshi Gym here, and the other was to go deep into the Iwano Desert to see if he could catch one or two excellent elves.

The Panshi Gym is very easy to find, but unfortunately it is a gym with closed doors. Unfortunately, the day before Yang Guang's arrival, the owner of the Gym announced that he had something to go out, and the Gym will be closed for a month or two...

The owner of the Panshi Gym is called Sharba, and he is a very strict gym owner. He will not give out badges as easily as Granny Piaoyu. The number of badges issued by the Panshi Gym will not exceed ten fingers every year. Well, most newcomer trainers don't come here to make fun of themselves, so not many people care if the museum is closed for a month or two.

Yang Guang didn't care about things like being rejected. In fact, he didn't have any confidence in getting the rock badge. He came here to challenge more because he had the intention of honing himself for it. He didn't think about getting it. There is nothing to be disappointed about not being able to challenge gyms after getting the badge.

Going deep into the Yanye Desert to capture elves is Yang Guang's main purpose. The Yanye Desert is a large desert with a very harsh climate. The harsh living environment makes the elves who survive in the desert generally very powerful.The desert is rich in all kinds of rock-type and ground-type elves, such as Chuanshan King, Rumble Stone, and Scorpion King can be seen everywhere. There are even records of people witnessing Bangira and biting land sharks in the desert.

Having said that, there are not many trainers who come to the Iwano Desert to catch elves. The bad environment in the desert and the powerful wild elves make the desert trip full of danger. Those who dare to go deep into the Iwano Desert alone must be strong Most NB people are either short-hearted SB stuff.

Yang Guang is naturally not a SB person, but his current strength is not considered a NB person.His original plan was to come to Iwano City to challenge the gym and enter the Iwano Desert to explore after he was strong enough, but the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and Yang Guang had more choices after he had an extra 1 million deposit in his hand.

Every once in a while, some people will form a team to enter the Yanye Desert, or capture wild elves, or enter the desert to search for minerals or do something else. These teams are basically led by experienced trainers. Assure.In principle, these teams only recruit trainers with sufficient strength to join, but as long as they pay more money, they generally don't mind bringing one or two novices.

Yang Guang inquired about it, and it happened that a team really planned to go to Yanye Desert recently.Yang Guang found the members of this team in a tavern, but the negotiation was not very smooth.

Negotiating with Yang Guang was a 30-year-old tall and thin man with eyes in the team. He said: "We will go deep into the deepest part of Yanye Desert this time. It is very dangerous and we won't bring any newcomers. All are veterans who have been in and out of the desert for at least five years."

Yang Guangdao: "I asked about the general price of bringing people into the desert is 200,000 elf coins per person. Since the area you go deep into is far away, how about I give you double the price of [-] for two people? Don't worry, I and Gladiolus are both The best rookie trainers won't hold you back."

"No matter how good a rookie trainer is, a rookie is still a rookie, and our expedition is funded by Gan Bo, the owner of the largest casino in Iwano City, so there is no shortage of funds."

Yang Guang frowned and said, "We can increase the price, thirty..."

The rich girl Jian Lanhao interjected angrily, "500,000 elf coins."

"No, no, it's not about money."

"1 million."

"That... really won't work."

"2 million!"

"This……"

At this time, a burly middle-aged man came up and said to the tall and thin man with a big laugh, "Ha, forget it, let them join."

The tall and thin man with glasses said in surprise, "But captain, you are the one who said that this mission is dangerous and you can't take any rookies..."

"It's true that these two little ones are rookies, but this one is not." The burly middle-aged man pointed to his sister, and said to Yang Guang, "As long as this Miss Xanadu is willing to come together, then we can bring you I will serve you, and I will not charge a penny!"

As soon as these words came out, the tavern suddenly became noisy.

"Huh? This is Xanadu?"

"Nani? I always thought she was a beauty."

"Really, look carefully, it's Xanadu."

"I almost didn't recognize it when I put on the clothes."

The tall and thin man with glasses said again: "Captain, even if they have a Xanadu, they can't..."

"This Miss Xanadu is extraordinary. I'm afraid I'm no match for her. With her, our trip will be safer."

This burly middle-aged man not only recognized his sister's identity at a glance, but also was very sure of his strength. Yang Guang's eyes immediately revealed his attributes.

Salpa

42 years old♂

Title: Man of the Sand (I have dealt with the desert since I was a child, the ability to survive in the desert is increased by 100%, and the combat effectiveness in the desert is increased by 15%)

Specialty: Son of the Earth LV2 (combat power increases by 10% when using ground and rock elves)

Possession of elves: Desert Dragonfly LV46 Super Iron Tyrannosaurus LV49 Cradle Lily LV47 Boss Cordora LV49