Siheyuan: Break the Stick and Become a Billionaire

The hatred in the hungry stick stem's heart surged even more.

When everyone fell asleep in the middle of the night, I found a bucket and sneaked out.

Then I ran into a public toilet next to the courtyard.

He lifted the lid of the manure tank, and took the manure scoop leaning against the corner with one hand.

Holding the long bamboo pole under the armpit and holding it with one hand, he stretched it into the dung tank like this, scooped up a spoonful, and poured it into the bucket he brought.

While scooping it up, he muttered fiercely: "Eat, let you grab my food and eat it. If you want to eat it, then I'll give you shit!"

However, Stickyong, whose mind was full of evil thoughts, didn't notice it at all.

In the shadow behind him, there was always a pair of cold eyes watching, watching all his movements.

Chapter 13 Hurry up, I'm out of the latrine

With what he knew about sticks, the little brat was sure to do something.

So after dinner, he lay down early and kept paying attention to the movement of Qin Huairu's house.

Sure enough, a thin figure slipped out in the middle of the night.

Zhang Wei got up immediately and followed out the door quietly.

Stick carrying a bucket looked around furtively, then slipped out of the compound, came to the back of the public toilet, and scooped up the excrement with the other intact hand, spoon by spoon.

The stick stem was young and had no strength, and one arm was broken, so he could only grit his teeth and stick to scooping up the dung with one hand.

After Zhang Wei saw all this, he secretly thought that the little guy really had a strong desire for revenge.

And there is a kind of ruthlessness to achieve the goal by unscrupulous means.

If it was a special age, maybe he could still make some achievements, but it's a pity that he met himself.

Stick panting for a long time, looked at the amount of dung in the bucket, reckoned it was almost enough, wiped the sweat from his head, sat aside and rested.

Zhang Wei guessed that after the stick was done, he might not be able to wait to harm him, so he planned to wait for him.

Go home and wait quietly.

Not a quarter of an hour.

The sound of messy footsteps sounded outside the door, and Zhang Wei thought to himself that the little bastard really came.

Zhang Wei grabbed a bamboo pole and stood silently behind the door.

Just when the panting outside the door suddenly became louder, Zhang Wei opened the door suddenly, and at the same time shouted in a deep voice:

"who?"

At this time, a stick that was struggling to carry the dung bucket was startled by the shout.

Originally, he was halfway up, and the action of preparing to throw the dung was interrupted. It was the time when the old strength was exhausted and the new strength was not born.

The dung bucket turned over all of a sudden, and the small half of the bucket of Gu Dao Creatures fell on the waist of the stick.

Suddenly, a disgusting stench came from the stick.

Angry and furious, Sticky didn't care about the pickled things on his body. Seeing that the person in front of him was the one who caused everything he suffered, he rushed towards Zhang Wei with all his teeth and claws.

However, Zhang Wei, who had been prepared for a long time, pulled the bamboo pole and swept across the waist of the stick.

The sticks were swept away immediately, and amidst the screams, the windows of every house in the courtyard lit up one after another.

Coincidentally, the bucket that was carried out happened to be set on the raised head of the stick after it landed.

Seeing BangGong frantically opening the bucket on his head, Zhang Wei sneered, little bastard, let's see how I deal with you this time.

Bang Gauge was so fuzzy at the moment, and just as he came back to his senses, he found that his mouth was sticky and nauseated.

Realizing something, he suddenly retched.

Zhang Wei didn't intend to let him go, he dropped the bamboo pole in his hand, and shouted pretending to be terrified.

"Come on!"

"Come here, catch the thief."

With this shout, voices came from the surrounding windows that were already lit.

BangJiao suddenly panicked, recalling what his mother said in his mind.

Thinking that it would be over if he was caught, he didn't know where he got the strength, so he got up quickly, ready to run.

He could no longer care about the sticky stench all over his body, and stumbled towards the door.

What makes Zhang Wei sigh is that it is the child who lives here all the year round, who can find the path by instinct when he is in a panic.

Unknowingly, the stick ran back to the back of the public toilet.

But this time the stick was not so lucky. He forgot to close the cesspit cover because he was in a hurry to do bad things before.

No, there was a plop.

It fell directly into the dung tank.

The fall was real all of a sudden, and the whole thing sank as soon as he saw it.

Originally, this is a public area, so the capacity of the manure tank is naturally large.

The stick stem itself is short in stature because of its age.

It went straight over the shoulder, leaving only one head still outside.

He danced and struggled for a while but couldn't come out, so nervous that he wanted to open his mouth to call for help.

As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, a large stream of sticky and foul-smelling stuff poured in.

Driven by instinct, the stick's throat made a natural swallowing motion.

gollum...

All of this was clearly seen by Zhang Wei, who was able to see at night under the nourishment of vitality.

While feeling happy, I also feel a little nauseous.

But soon, the awakened neighbors came out with flashlights.

Under the bright lights, all of this was immediately seen clearly by everyone, and they couldn't help but retched.

Zhang Wei said: "I didn't expect this stick to come here to steal the fertilizer from the farmer in the middle of the night."

"Zhang Wei!"

Widow Qin also rushed over, and she couldn't care less about Zhang Wei's fear after hearing the words, and shouted helplessly:

"What did you do to my stick?"

As he spoke, ignoring the stench, he reached out and grabbed the stick's hand, and pulled him up.

Zhang Wei curled his lips and said, "Widow Qin, don't splash dirty water indiscriminately, you can ask everyone, am I doing nothing here all this time?"

"Besides, your stick just wanted to throw dung in front of my house. Is this trying to insult my grandma's reputation?"

"You bullshit!"

Jia Zhang, who had just arrived, immediately jumped out and denied it.

Everyone knows how insulting it is to throw dung in front of the door these days.

In serious cases, it may even lead to murder.

Although Jia Zhang is a bad person, she is also very shrewd. This matter must not be admitted.

"Oh, I'm talking nonsense? Then how do you explain what your stick is doing now?" Zhang Wei sneered.

"Could it be to steal the fertilizer from the public house?"

When Jia Zhang heard this, she was stunned, and Widow Qin was also dumbfounded. What should I say about this?

Although it is absurd now, but if you really want to get to the bottom of it, the stick really stole the fertilizer from the public.

"He just...just fell down accidentally, Zhang Wei, what nonsense are you talking about." Widow Qin suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said hastily.

"Oh, not careful? To avoid accidents, the government covers them with lids. Why not be careful?" Zhang Wei continued.

"That's it...that's it..." Widow Qin was dumbfounded. She had just been woken up and her mind was in a daze. How could she make up a perfect rhetoric all at once.

However, Qin Huairu was also clever, and quickly reacted, and then hugged the stick and let out a heart-piercing howl:

"You are bullying my family, you are bullying a widow like me, you are bullying my family without a man~ wow~vomit~"

In the end, I didn't realize that there was a pungent smell of fermented feces coming from the stick that I was habitually hugging, and I couldn't hold it back for a while, and vomited.

I saw that the face of Bang Geng gradually changed from despair to numbness, a numbness with nothing to love.

Looking at the disgusting singing of this play, Zhang Wei frowned and said to the crowd in the courtyard covering their noses: "Masters and aunts."

"No matter what happens to this matter now, call the police to solve it. What do you think?"

The people in the compound glanced at each other and nodded.

Stick immediately jumped up when he heard it: "No, don't call the police, I don't want to go to the police station! I don't want to be arrested."

"Grandma, save me, mom, save me, I don't want to be arrested."

At this time, the second uncle stood up and said firmly: "No, we must be arrested. Last time I stole a chicken, I lied."

"I want to throw shit again today, and I don't know how to repent again and again. I must catch it and reflect on it!"

"Don't grab it again..."

"Slap!" The second uncle was talking, suddenly Jia Zhang jumped up like crazy and rushed over, and interrupted the second uncle's words with a slap.

"Shut up, old lady! Are you trying to kill my grandson? There is only one seedling in my Jia family, and my old lady will fight with you!"

Everyone was startled by this sudden development, even the widow Qin and Banggen who were crying in their arms were stunned.

Zhang Wei also had a look of astonishment on his face, but he was already happy in his heart. Originally, he thought that it would be enough to let the stick eat shit.

Unexpectedly, Jia Zhang suddenly rushed towards the second uncle like crazy!

Chapter 14 Jia Zhang was sent to the police station