Traveler, High School Student, Homeless

At that time, Virgil, who was sneaking a glance at these tasks from the side, directly broke the desk of the office with a livid face.

"If I had known that you could be so stupid..."

Virgil sighed heavily, reaching out to rub his temples.

Thinking that he actually had to stay in such an office, Virgil couldn't help but feel his blood pressure jumping up.

"So, I really didn't expect it to become like this..."

Jiang Ming didn't know how to continue talking.

In the current situation, Virgil is naturally unwilling to go to the Mercenary Association for level certification, and if Jiang Ming conducts a sudden re-certification, it is very likely that the examiner will be alerted by the excessive short-term level changes. If you falsify when issuing the first certification, it will cause considerable trouble to the firm.

Once the firm is established, unless there are special circumstances, it must accept tasks at least once a month. This is a rule set up to prevent the firm from not doing anything, and this is for Jiang Ming and for this firm. It can be said that it is also a pretty bad situation.

After all, Virgil is definitely not willing to go to those broken tasks.

Therefore, under the current situation, the only thing Jiang Ming can do is to accept these E-level mercenary missions in order to maintain the existence of this firm.

"If I had known, you would have done such a stupid thing..."

Virgil sighed again and continued rubbing his temples.

Obviously still looking forward to robbing Dante's business, using the limelight of the branch to suppress the main store.

As a result, Jiang Ming played like this now, so how hard does he work, is he going to dance with the coffin in the funeral procession?

Virgil seemed to be able to see Dante pointing at himself and smiling happily.

Ah, if I had known the idiot would do such a stupid thing...

i'm so stupid...really...

Virgil covered his face and fell into a state of autism at this moment.

"Jiang Ming, Virgil, Fengzi is here to play with you!"

The petite girl with long dark brown hair cheered and pushed away the office with the Devil May Cry signboard painted blue, and ran in bouncingly.

Then I saw Virgil who was closed to himself not far away.

"Hey, what happened to Uncle Virgil?"

Fengzi blinked, and looked at Jiang Ming curiously, but saw Jiang Ming also covering his face, sitting on the other side of the seat and shutting himself up.

"Don't ask me, don't talk about it, let me be quiet, I want to be quiet now, let alone who is such an old meme!"

Chapter 84: First Order and Orientation Questions

On the first day of opening of the office run by Jiang Ming and Virgil, they successfully received an order.

The reward is 30 star alliance coins. An aunt who wanted to dance in the square brought her young son with a runny nose to the office, and asked Jiang Ming and Virgil to watch it for an hour or two, and danced the square in a while. After dancing, she will come back to pick up people.

Judging from the expression on Virgil's face, he probably wanted to draw the knife and turn the aunt and her son into sashimi, but Jiang Ming immediately stood up and said with a smile that it would be no problem to wrap it on himself. While chewing their fingers, children up to three or four years old were ushered into the office.

"I received business on the first day I opened the door. This is called a good start, and I have to accept it."

Jiang Ming said to Virgil seriously.

"Then take it slowly, I'm off to read."

Sighing, Virgil got up and left, going to the library to read.

Then, the time between Jiang Ming and this little kid turned into a time of flying around.

At the beginning, it was crying, crying loudly, until Jiang Ming felt that he was going to have a nervous breakdown. He bought lollipops, cakes, potato chips, etc., and couldn’t coax him well, until he turned on the TV to show the kid Happy Horse Hunter And the gray tauren cartoon is finally getting better.

After less than 5 minutes of healing, the child yelled [EX super transformation, Adama! ] With such an inexplicable voice, she stepped on the sofa with her shoes on and danced wildly, and kicked a paper cup that Jiang Ming placed on the table flying.

Jiang Ming: ...

Then, there was a boy who was dancing with great interest, and told Jiang Ming that he was going to the toilet.

"Well, let's go."

Jiang Ming nodded, pointed to the location of the toilet, and then tidied up the messy living room of the office while the child was away.

A few minutes later, the kid came running back and said the toilet was out of order.

Jiang Ming followed the child to the toilet, and saw a scene that made him choke.

This brat used up a whole roll of toilet paper, got all tangled up on the toilet brush and got into the eye of the toilet, and then started to use the toilet after flushing with maximum power, so at this moment, the whole toilet had already started to flood the golden mountain, overflowing The ones are still really golden.

"I'm so..."

If Fengzi hadn't finished touring the villa forest at this time, and then ran back to the office, Jiang Ming would probably have made this kid's butt bloom for a whole year.

"Hmph, Jiang Ming is indeed a big fool. To deal with such disobedient children, Feng Zi is the most powerful!"

The girl who spoke in this way proudly crossed her waist, grabbed the child's hand and went to a corner of the office.

Jiang Ming didn't know what she was going to do for a while, so he cleaned up the toilet first, then walked over, and found that Fengzi was holding a starfish up high, with a holy face like a preacher, teaching the How a child becomes light.

In the next few 10 minutes, Fengzi successfully used the transformation movements in various cartoons to attract this poor kid, so that he had no time to explore other places in the office, and honestly followed Fengzi to learn a lot of special features. There are even [Man who will cry for love, Aunt Sibai! ] This kind of action with a strong sense of age.

"I can't see that you know a lot."

It wasn't until the aunt came back, picked up her bear child with a smile on her face, and gave Jiang Ming's office a five-star praise by the way, that Jiang Ming turned his head, looked at Fengzi with some subtle emotions and said.

"Hmph, obviously Jiang Ming is too stupid to even know about this kind of thing."

Feng Zi raised his head proudly.

"I really have no way of knowing about that kind of old-fashioned stuff. It's really surprising that you know so clearly. It's so late, you still have to stay here, don't come back If you are at home, won't your sister be worried?"

Yawning, Jiang Ming half closed the door of the office, glanced at the clock which had already reached nine o'clock in the evening, and couldn't help asking Fengzi who was playing games on the office's TV.

"Fengzi will go back after finishing this round, Starfish Brave, he is about to defeat the Leggings Demon King!"

On the screen that the little girl is staring at closely, there is a little starfish holding a sword and slashing against a strange-looking boss. The style of painting is similar to Mario's pixel game, and it still looks very interesting.

But what is the Leggings Demon King?

The little girl was having fun for a while, so Jiang Ming naturally wouldn't disturb others and drive her back, but was going to send her home directly when it got late.In the final analysis, although he has some strange abilities, Fengzi is still an ordinary person in essence, and it is very unsafe to walk alone in the streets at night, even in a place with a low crime rate like Yunhai City.

"By the way, Jiang Ming, Fengzi wants to move here, is that okay?"

When Jiang Mingshuo was playing with his mobile phone on the sofa in the office, Fengzi suddenly asked in a low voice.

"Uh, why did you say such things suddenly? How could it be impossible for your sister to agree with you to live in the office of two big men?"

Jiang Ming turned to look at Fengzi with some doubts.

"No, I discussed this matter with my sister, and she agreed..."

Fengzi's voice became a little softer.

Did you agree?

Thinking of something, Jiang Ming's expression changed subtly.

"What's the matter, is it possible!"

Jiang Ming didn't answer for a while, Feng Zi hummed a little unhappy.

"If you really want to come, but if you come to the office, at least you have to do something, such as sweeping the floor or something, is that okay?"

Probably knowing what kind of thoughts this girl might have, Jiang Ming thought about it, and finally chose to agree.

After all, this girl has saved her several times. Although he also saved her life, the two sides have back and forth, but Jiang Ming has always had a basic sense of gratitude.What's more, in a sense, he did something terrible to this girl.

The first kiss, and even looked at the naked body.

But wait a minute, I was also fruitful at the time, why do girls feel guilty when they are seen by boys, and it doesn’t matter if boys are seen, I also have dignity, okay, why can’t I be the weak one !The air is shaking and cold, when will the male compatriots stand up!

"Jiang Ming, don't you have a girl you like?"

Fengzi suddenly asked again.

At some point, the girl became a little absent-minded, and the clearance screen had already been played in the game.

"Well, among the girls I know, you are probably the one with the best relationship."

Jiang Ming answered after thinking for a while.

"Don't get close to Fengzi so casually, this set is useless to Fengzi."

With a soft snort, the girl's body was already swaying slightly because of her happiness.

Although sometimes the brain circuit is very magical, but most of the time this girl is actually very easy to understand.

Jiang Ming smiled confidently.

"Then Jiang Ming, do you have a boy you like?"

So Fengzi's next question made Jiang Ming, who was about to drink his saliva, choke up.

"Cough cough! Cough! What kind of strange question is this, I am a serious straight man, and my orientation is very normal!"

Jiang Mingyi spoke uprightly.

"Really? But I heard some female students say several times that there are two very loving and handsome guys in this office, one is cold and the other is enthusiastic, and they always appear together, which is very heart-warming and nosebleed. .”

Fengzi turned his head, showing a very worried expression.

Ah, I remembered, Jiang Ming remembered.

During the period when the office was being built, I would occasionally go out with Virgil, to buy groceries or take a stroll, sometimes I would see some female students walking together, showing strange expressions to myself and Virgil. expression.

At that time, Jiang Ming just thought that these girls were attracted by Virgil's strong temperament and his own handsomeness, and they were just nympho.

But now it looks like a group of rotten women are ruining the reputation of themselves and Virgil!

"Absolutely don't say this in front of Virgil."

Covering his face and sighing several times, Jiang Ming finally came up and begged Feng Zi seriously.

"Sure enough, there is an ulterior secret in it? Jiang Ming, could it be that you are that, that zero or something?!"

At this moment, Fengzi showed a shocked and sad expression.

"I'm not. I'm afraid that those girls will be cut off by the angry Virgil. Listen up, you idiot girl. My orientation is absolutely normal. I like cute and kind girls. One point is very important!"

Jiang Ming felt so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

"Who is the cute and kind girl? Does Jiang Ming really know other girls?"