After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"Hua Ming said that I can eat whatever I want." Kang Na lowered her head aggrievedly and whispered.

Hua Ming immediately smoothed things over, "That's right, I let Kang Na eat whatever she wanted, after all, she is a child, and it's time to grow up, no matter how hard it is, the child can't suffer, it's okay to let the child eat well , are you right?"

God damn kid, your kid can eat a cow in one go!The waiter couldn't help complaining in his heart.

"Eat enough..." Xiao Lin looked at the glaring bill, then at Kang Na's big eyes eager to eat, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, feeling that she had never made Kang Na full what....

But according to Kang Na's appetite, even if she is sold, she probably won't be able to eat for a few days... And there is Thor, Xiaolin suddenly feels a lot of pressure.

"Let me pay the bill this time. After all, I told Kang Na before to treat her to dinner. If Miss Xiao Lin comes to pay, wouldn't I become a guy who doesn't keep his promise?" Hua Ming struck while the iron was hot. Persuaded, and took out a few thousand yuan bills with Yakumo Zi's head printed on them from his pocket, and stuffed them directly to the waiter.

The waiter bowed respectfully, and took the money to the counter to get change.

220 Chapter Eight

"Hey...this...Mr. Kazami, thank you again for taking care of Kanna. I have nothing to repay you as an ordinary person. But I heard from Thor that you will live in the Red Devil City for a while from time to time. , then wait until the next time you go to the Red Devil City, if you are willing to show your face, I will treat you to a light meal, Thor's craftsmanship is still very good." Xiaolin's smile this time is a little less social, a little more Very sincere.

"Hee hee, I'll make a big meal then, but I can't give you the tail meat, that's a part of my body that only Kobayashi can enjoy." Thor shook his chest and smiled energetically.

Who cares about your tail meat!Even if you give me your breasts...you can think about it.

"Well, thank you in advance, I will definitely come to visit when I have the opportunity, after all, Kang Na is so cute, I want to see her more." Hua Ming said, raising his hand to touch Kang Na's little head .

Kang Na didn't resist, but narrowed her eyes slightly, enjoying Hua Ming's max-level head-touching kill.

'stare~~~~'

Feeling Yiwen Jielin's little resentful eyes staring at her back, Hua Ming laughed dryly, and took her hand back.

After eating and paying the bill, they walked out of the restaurant and prepared to separate.

"Then, see Luo next time, Kangna." Hua Ming squatted down, waved his hand in front of little Lolita, and smiled gently.

Kang Na nodded, and said in her characteristic soft voice: "Can you give me something delicious next time?"

"Of course, you can eat until you are full." Hua Ming said with a smile.

"Hua Ming, I like it." After quietly looking at Hua Ming for a while, Kang Na suddenly said this.

After watching Long Niang leave, Hua Ming turned around and looked at Yiwen Jielin, who was facing away from her, revealing a strong resentment all over her body, and couldn't help laughing, "You are so jealous when a child says he likes you? That's bad. Didn't Li usually say it often, why didn't I see such a big reaction from you."

"That's different!" Yiwen Jielin turned around and glared fiercely at Hua Ming with her emerald green eyes, "I've been watching the bad idea grow up, that cat that steals food is from the wild, And dragons are lustful by nature, you must not be deceived by her innocent appearance, only a pure vampire like me can be worthy, no, it is you who can be worthy of me."

It seems that the reputation of vampires is not very good... Hua Ming thought to himself.

Looking at Yiwen Jielin, who looks like a kitten with a blown hair at this time, if it was before, Hua Ming would probably follow the other party's wishes and say some good words to calm down this Tsundere True Ancestor... But now, there is an easier solution.

What should I do if my girlfriend is jealous and awkward?It's simple, just snap it.Of course, if you still can't make love, then kiss, if the person you kiss directly doubts life, then all problems will be solved.

So after spending more than ten minutes calming down the arrogant kitten, Hua Ming returned home with Ewen Jielin, whose face was flushed with honey and her hands and feet were still twitching unconsciously.

"Lord Hua Ming, welcome home." As soon as he entered the door, Rem greeted him immediately, and immediately saluted respectfully.

"Well, I'm back." Hua Ming nodded in response, and after changing her shoes at the entrance, she helped Yiwen Jielin take off her shoes.

"Lord Hua Ming, would you like to eat first or take a bath first?" Rem asked again.

"Let's eat first."

"understood."

After eating, Hua Ming returned to the room, turned on the computer, and logged into the bb chat software.

As soon as I logged in, the profile picture of a Q-version villain lit up and flickered non-stop.

Hua Ming clicked on the profile picture, and a chat interface popped up immediately.

【Come and play the game (/≧▽≦/)】

【Hurry up!I'm going to be the king today! 】

[Why don't you come, then I'll call Luo first, call me when you come]

【Fuck!This evil system tricked me again, it actually assigned me an offline teammate, two brain-dead teammates, and a stand-alone teammate, so I lost the promotion match again! (;≥dish≤)]

[Sister-in-law, are you flying a plane?Hurry up and get on the game! 】

One message after another at different times came into Hua Ming's eyes. When he saw the last one, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly wanted to go along the network cable and beat up that perverted dead house who claimed to be the most beautiful concubine. .

That's right, this person was the one who soloed with Hua Ming last time [The concubine's body is the most beautiful]. After Hua Ming returned home, he accepted this person's friend request, and by the way, he played two solo games with the other party. Win and lose.

After this point, even if the two have formed a bond, they will have sex together from time to time.But the thing that makes Hua Ming most speechless is that the most beautiful concubine seems to be a dead house. It's okay to be a girl, but judging from the game level of the other party, it's obvious that she's a gamer who has been immersed in this game for many years, and how can such a person be a girl?

That's why Hua Ming's name for the other party is that of a perverted dead house, and the other party is not a good person, and also gave Hua Ming the nickname of the dead sister. After all, Hua Ming's ID is there, and he is indeed She is also a sister-con, only sister-in-law of Youxiang.

Hua Ming picked up the keyboard and typed it cracklingly.

[Perverted dead house, don't you blame your teammates, you lose the pot if you lose, I don't have a shameful grandson like you. 】

Almost a few seconds after Hua Ming sent the message, the other party replied in seconds.

[Go away!Will the concubine be cheated?Even if I use my feet to play games, I can completely abuse 90% of the evil pen, okay?Also, don't run away in today's grandpa and grandson game, I will fight you for [-] rounds to see who is the grandson and who is the grandfather! 】

Hua Ming curled his lips, and said that he is not a dead house, and the speed of replying to this news in seconds, if he doesn't stay in front of the computer all day, who would believe it.

Then Hua Ming typed another message.

【Do you still want me to fly with you? 】

【I want it!Hurry up and help me, I only have the last round left in the promotion competition, if I meet actors and revenge society garbage again, I really want to smash my computer! ??(◣д◢)??]

【Call Grandpa】

[Okay grandpa, no problem grandpa. 】

【Hey, grandson, grandpa is here to take you flying】

This team-type game cannot be won by one person's showmanship. Even if you are as fierce as a tiger, one hit two one hit three is not a problem. After all the equipment is up, each person can drown a person with a mouthful of saliva, how should you play?

So at this time, if you have a very reliable teammate, then the probability of winning can be increased by at least [-]%, especially if you are a guy like Hua Ming who can also fight three-for-one, so the concubine who is the most beautiful will eagerly beg Hua Ming to bring it. she flies.

After all, it will be difficult to play one against five, but the two of them can play two against six together. Even if the three teammates are all brain-dead, they can still be happy.

This is the benefit of double rows.

Chapter 220 IX The Tragic Black-haired Princess

[No voice? ] While logging into the game, Hua Ming was chatting with the other party on the chat software.

[I still can't, what should I do if you don't get distracted when you hear the concubine's voice, which is more beautiful than Tian Lai, and make an operation error? 】The most beautiful concubine is still narcissistic as usual.

Hua Ming pouted, not bothering to talk to her.

Every time he and this guy were about to turn on the voice to cooperate, the other party would always use this reason to deal with him. If he said a few more words, Hua Ming was afraid that the other party would come up with 'I'm afraid you won't be able to resist calling after listening to my voice. Fly.plane'....this kind of stupid excuse.

What kind of person is this!

But aside from the narcissistic and perverted points, this person is quite interesting, Hua Ming will never feel awkward chatting with her, this is also a benefit of being an online friend.After all, none of us know the details of each other, so we can basically talk openly, say what we want to say, as long as we don't deliberately touch the taboo of each other, we can laugh it off.

Just like the father-son game and the grand-grandson game that two people often play, the winning side is proud of it, all kinds of arrogance and ridicule, watching the other party's aggrieved and unwilling to continue the challenge, the heart will be inexplicably excited .

Anyway, it's just one word, cool!

Moreover, this concubine is the most beautiful, and Hua Ming feels a little familiar. Although the tone and tone between the lines, although he can't hear the sound, he can still feel something, but he can't confirm it.

After entering the game, the other party quickly threw a friend invitation.

[gogogo!The concubine swears to be ashamed! 】

[Hey, is it really okay to set up this kind of flag before the game? 】

[It's okay, as long as we are here, there's nothing to be afraid of, baahahaha——! 】

[Alright then, after this battle, I'm going back to my hometown to get married. 】

【Meow? ! 】

[Help you reverse the flag, thank you. 】

[Thank you, ghost!What the hell are you trying to marry your sister? 】

[You are such a clever little ghost, you can guess this, (? ???ω??? ?)]

[Death sister!It's disgusting!Your sister must not be very good looking, otherwise how could she get along with a perverted sister like you. 】

Seeing this, Hua Ming immediately became unhappy. Damn Ji, this perverted nerd must be jealous, jealous that he has a bunch of older sisters, and he can only be with Xiaoyou in front of the computer, it must be like this!

[Although I only control one sister, I'm sorry, all my sisters are world-class beauties, completely different from your perverted dead house who can only hide in front of the computer screen, understand? 】

"Huh? How dare you call someone a world-class beauty in front of my concubine? I'm afraid you drank a fake bar!" In a Japanese-style room, a girl with black hair and black eyes and a kimono was sitting on the tatami. He looked at a chat window on the computer screen with a displeased face, and there was a message from Hua Ming on it.

She thought about it, and then replied: [Although I don't want to expose my peerless appearance in front of outsiders, which is enough to cause war, but in order to teach you a good lesson and let you understand what a real peerless beauty is, wait for this If I win the game, I will show you a photo of me as a mercy. 】

【Ha ha. 】Hua Ming smiled disdainfully.

[Hehe, you have a face... Forget it, I still won't give it to you, if you take my photo to flick me, wouldn't I be out of luck? 】

【roll! 】

While chatting, the game has already entered, Hua Ming still chose Kazami Yuka as usual, and the most beautiful concubine took out Bayi Yonglin to play the next lane.

There is nothing to say about the game process, and it is impossible for teammates to be fools every time. With their superb skills, the two have penetrated the middle and bottom lanes in just 10 minutes, laying the cornerstone of victory.

In the end, after Hua Ming and my concubine were the most beautiful, they ran to the waves and engaged in a two-on-five fight. After successfully knocking out the enemy's confidence, the opponent chose to surrender.

"Hahaha! My mother is indeed the strongest, MVP is all right." The black-haired kimono girl looked at the King's Medal that jumped out on the computer screen, and immediately laughed wildly with her arms on her hips.

【Do you still want to fight? 】

Then, after seeing the message from Hua Ming, she thought about it, took out her mobile phone, lifted the hem of her skirt, took a photo of her calf and ankle that were as white as jade, and sent it to Hua Ming.

[The reward for you, you are welcome, take it and frame it as a poster and hang it on your bedside] The black-haired girl wrote generously.

Looking at the photo sent by the other party, the corner of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, and he clicked delete.

[Pervert, you actually shaved your leg hair, please don't insult my eyes] To be honest, the photo of the leg sent by the other party is indeed very good-looking, but when I think of the opposite party is a pervert who died At home, Hua Ming felt uncomfortable in his stomach.

[Fuck you, my concubine has no leg hair! 】

[Too lazy to talk nonsense with you, come quickly, I will leave if you don't hit me. 】

[Hey, hey, today's grandpa and grandson game hasn't been played yet, what are you going to do, it's time for you to call me grandpa. 】

【are you sleeping? 】