After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

The concubine is the most beautiful: [The soul is light....]

Hua Ming raised the corners of his mouth, 【What's your name? 】

The concubine is the most beautiful: [Grandpa! 】

【Hey~ my grandson~】

【...】

After entering the game, the most beautiful concubine chose a hero, and then sent a message to Hua Ming: [Are you on tt? 】

【Up. 】

[Okay, let's make a voice. 】

Seeing this sentence, Hua Ming was a little surprised. Isn't this guy silent?Why are you opening your mouth now for the first time?

[Don't think too much, I just recognized you temporarily, you are considered a qualified playmate, so listening to my heavenly voice is a compliment for you. 】

Hua Ming curled his lips in disdain, this guy is still so shameless, he has met so many people over the years, the level of shame alone is probably only comparable to the unscrupulous Zima, right?

[Then what should I call you?I can't call you the most beautiful, can I? ] Glancing at the voice call that popped up in the lower right corner, Hua Ming didn't rush to pick it up, but spoke to the other party slowly.

【You can call me that if you want, but forget it. Although this is true, you have to be humble in life... Just call me Penglaishan. 】

【what?Penglai Mountain?Why don't you say that you are Kaguya?The game is silly, right? 】Hua Ming was quite speechless, this guy's brain is really not normal, and he even called himself Penglai Mountain... Although there is indeed a hero in the game with Sister Huiye as the prototype, this guy has not been playing Bayi Yonglin ?If you want to call it, it is called [-] million, right?

【The relationship between you and me is not good enough to call you by name directly. 】The concubine said the most beautiful and straightforward.

Well, this guy really put himself into the game.

Hua Ming suddenly remembered that his former colleague once had a student who seemed to have suffered from this kind of disease that could not distinguish between reality and games. It was said that he was cured by a boy of the same age. I don’t know how it is now. .

Shaking his head, Hua Ming decided not to expose this guy's old background. After all, mentally handicapped children need love and care, and cannot shatter their illusions roughly.

"Hello? Can you hear me? Grandson?" Hua Ming fiddled with the microphone and said bluntly after the voice was connected.

"Whose grandson are you calling!" Suddenly, there was a melodious voice like the sound of a clear spring flowing in my ears. The voice contained a little displeasure and anger, but more, it was a kind of excitement.

Fuck?What a girl!

Hua Ming was stunned. He didn't expect that the voice of the person on the other side was actually a girl, and it sounded very nice and cute!

Wait, this must be an illusion.

Taking a deep breath, Hua Ming asked, "You turned on the voice changer?"

"I'll fuck your grandma!" The woman's voice suddenly rose, as if she had been insulted, she was extremely angry.

Hearing that the voice was suddenly raised at such a high volume that the sound did not break, Hua Ming believed for the time being that the other party did not turn on the voice changer.

"Okay, Penglaishan, I was wrong, I always thought you were a man, sorry."

"Hmph, knowing that I was wrong is still helpful. Do you dare to ask me to call you grandpa in the future?" Penglaishan... well, it is actually Huiye. She has been ridiculed by Hua Ming for a long time, and she is under the pressure. Now that she has finally seized the opportunity, she must get her place back.

However, Hua Ming's answer...

"Of course, do you still want to be lazy?"

Hui Ye was stunned, and then asked in disbelief: "You know I'm a girl, and you still want me to call you grandpa?"

"Nonsense! Don't think it's a girl... A handsome guy will spare you. In the field of e-sports, men and women have never been judged, only skills. You are not as good as me. How should you call it? If you don't want to scream, try to defeat me, don't engage in those crooked ways."

Hua Ming rolled his eyes, does this b really think of himself as a princess?Do you think you can escape punishment if you are a woman?Haha, what a joke, even if she is really a princess, your uncle is still your uncle!

"You're such a weak soul... don't you know what a gentleman is? You'll be single for the rest of your life, let me tell you!" Hui Ye said depressedly. Although I haven't met the man in question, my voice alone should be able to fascinate all living beings, right?

gentleman?What kind of thing is that, even if there is, what can I say to you, a neet girl.

"Thank you for your concern. I have a wife, and I have been single for a long time." Hua Ming said with a smile. He felt that it was very interesting to chat with this man named Penglaishan. It's very familiar, even the voice is the same, it always feels like I've heard it somewhere before.

(Don’t ask Hua Ming why he can’t hear Hui Ye’s voice. Anyone who understands knows that the voice in the voice is actually somewhat different from the real voice, and Hua Ming hasn’t heard Hui Ye’s voice for 50 years. So it's normal not to hear it.)

"It's you who brags about how beautiful you are every day, but I guess you must be single, right?"

"How do you know?" Hui Ye suddenly turned pale with shock.

"A dead house girl who stays at home and plays games every day, still wants to get out of the order? Be your great magician." Hua Ming launched a mental attack on Hui Ye with a kind of pride.

"You bastard, I'm going to hack you to death!" Hui Ye said in a bitter voice, feeling a little uneasy after being exposed.

"Did you forget something?"

"Forgot what?"

"The game has started, do you want me to hang up?"

"Fuck, are you a devil?! It's a pleasure to hang up for a while, the whole family crematorium!"

"Don't get excited, think about how to talk to the elders."

"...Grandpa, come out quickly, my granddaughter will take you out of the spring to relax."

"Hey, okay~" Hua Ming almost laughed, this guy is so interesting!

On the other side, Kaguya's pretty face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, she was holding the keyboard and mouse tightly in her hands, her chest was constantly heaving up and down, as if she was enduring something.

You bastard.... When my old lady becomes king, she will definitely press you on the ground and rub you a hundred times a hundred times!

When the time comes, you won't be allowed to kneel down and call you aunt, so I will write my name upside down!

Chapter 250 IX The Handsome Man Has Already Sleeped

"Cool!"

On the tatami, Kaguya stretched her waist greatly. She squinted her eyes and looked at the word "Victory" shining brightly on the computer screen. The comfort in her heart could not be described in words.

"It's really exciting. I almost lost just now. This two-on-five game is really not something you can play casually." Hua Ming also relaxed his tense nerves, breathed out a dirty breath, and moved his fingers.

The game just now was a tough one. They had a teammate disconnected at the beginning of the game, but this didn't stop Hua Ming from blowing up the opponent's middle lane, and the game still had an advantage.However, in the middle of the game, another teammate of their family dropped the line, instantly forming a three-on-five situation. Although Hua Ming and Kaguya were still able to hold on, the only teammate had a mentality explosion after being caught and killed by five opponents a few times. Also hung up directly.

The result of this is that the guy on the opposite side who was blown up by Hua Ming turned on the taunting mode after mixing with the group with good equipment, and sprayed five times a second, which was as fast as a chicken blood.

However, it has been stipulated since ancient times that villains die because of talking too much, so Hua Ming seized the opportunity of the other party typing, and killed the other party directly with Hui Ye, and finally used his own body to achieve Hui Ye's five kills, and let the other party step on him dead body, walked a bloody road, and brought back the glory of victory.

"Sister-in-law, Bengong really recognizes you more and more. It's really hard to find a good playmate like you." Hui Ye felt like meeting a bosom friend. For guys who stay at home and play games, it is undoubtedly a very important thing.

"What do you call me?"

"...Grandpa." Well, Hui Ye retracted the thought just now, how could he have such a confidant who doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade!

"Have you become the king yet?" Hua Ming asked.

"There should be one more round." Hui Ye glanced at the rankings and said a little excitedly.

"Okay, let's play another round, I'm going to sleep." Hua Ming threw out the game invitation.

Kaguya couldn't help but frowned, "Going to bed so early? It's only 10:30, are you a primary school student?"

"Going to bed early is good for your skin. If you are cultivating immortals all day long, your skin must be dry and you may have wrinkles." When it comes to cultivating immortals, Hua Ming reminded him of his salted fish apprentice. He used to like cultivating immortals, but Under my wise guidance, I got rid of this bad habit. I go to bed at twelve o'clock every day and wake up at eight o'clock every day. The law of life is as stable as poi.

"This princess is born with beauty, fair skin, beautiful temperament, elastic and shiny skin, even if she practices immortality every day, it will not fade at all." Hui Ye said confidently.

People from Penglai are so confident.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have your natural beauty, I'm just an ordinary person, so I still need to sleep." Hua Ming said indifferently.

"Hey, so mortals are troublesome enough." Hui Ye couldn't help but sigh.

"Shut up, old man, don't you even want to fight the last round? Then I'm going to sleep now."

"Don't! My good grandpa, don't let me lose the chain at this critical moment!" Hui Ye's little face turned pale with fright when he heard this.

It's not that she's timid, but that she's really scared by her pig teammates. For example, just like the last game, if it wasn't for Hua Ming, she probably lost a teammate at the beginning, and she could have given up this game.

After all, this is a high-end round, not a low-scoring round that can be crushed all the way to the end, and the final [-]v[-] is not a problem.

So this fact proves that having a reliable teammate is really an extremely important thing. As the saying goes, playing well is not as good as platooning, and good platooning is worse than lying down. Although Kaguya is not the kind who is willing to hide The salted fish who shouted 666 behind the powerful teammate was nice.

But I have to say, this feeling of just lying still and letting the other party output wildly is really cool!

Three 10 minutes later.

"Okay, are you satisfied now?" Hua Ming asked.

"I'm satisfied, I'm satisfied." Seeing the king's medal reappearing on the screen, Kaguya nodded excitedly.

"Then I'm going to sleep."

"What's the fun in sleeping, wake up!"

"Hey, you are paralyzed and go to bed."

"Uh...."

After all, Hua Ming ignored Hui Ye's repeated begging, directly turned off the computer, and went to bed.

Silent all night.

In the blink of an eye, it was Friday, and today the students were all in high spirits. Answering questions in class became more positive one by one. With such excitement, the morning time passed quickly.

"Have you notified Chachawan and the others?" At one o'clock in the afternoon, Hua Ming's class had already boarded the rented bus, and the group headed for the water park, and Yiwen Jielin was sitting beside Hua Ming. , asked now.

Hua Ming nodded, "I informed you earlier, maybe they will arrive first and wait for us at the beach."

"That's good." Yiwen Jielin glanced at the back. She and Hua Ming were sitting at the front of all the seats. Now, listening to the chirping voices of the students behind her, she felt a little sleepy. I yawned a few times.

"Sleepy?" Hua Ming squinted, "I told you to go to bed early last night. You were not too excited, tossed and turned on the bed and couldn't fall asleep, and then barely fell asleep in the middle of the night, right? Are you going on a picnic? Is it a primary school student?"

"No...not at all." Yiwen Jielin blushed, she never expected to be exposed by Hua Ming in such a simple way, of course, she would definitely not admit it.

Hua Ming chuckled, looked at the students behind, and saw that they didn't pay much attention to his side, so he stretched out his hand, pressed the little girl's head, and put her on his lap.

"Sleep well, and I will wake you up when you get to the place."

"Um...."

Yiwen Jielin blushed, curled up like a well-behaved kitten, and found the most comfortable position to lie on Hua Ming's lap.

Then she seemed to feel that something was missing, looked around, grabbed Hua Ming's hand again, and placed it on her back.

Hua Ming was a little amused, but still leaned against her, as if coaxing a child, and patted Yiwen Jielin's back lightly.

"Gululu..." Under the double enjoyment of body and mind, this arrogant true ancestor gradually closed his eyes, with a smile always appearing on the corner of his mouth, and fell asleep.

Hua Ming's eyes were gentle, and his big hand slowly moved up, gently stroking Ewen Jielin's smooth long hair, again and again, just looking at her peaceful sleeping face, Hua Ming felt an indescribable feeling in his heart, It was as if something filled my heart, it was warm, like lying on the lawn, with the sun shining on my body, it was extraordinarily relaxing and comfortable.