After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Chapter 260 Let's Talk About Zima sh[,][email protected]

"Sister Zi?" Hua Ming stopped in his tracks, his eyes fixed on a beautiful figure lying on a bench basking in the sun by the pool.

"Hey, isn't this Xiao Hanako? What a coincidence that I can meet you here." Hearing the voice, Yakumo Zi took off her sunglasses, propped herself up slightly, looked at Hua Ming, and waved to him with a smile.

Hua Ming walked over, "Why are you here?"

"Why can't we be here?" Yakumo Zi asked back: "We work so hard, can't we go out to play and relax once in a while?"

Hua Ming squinted: "Working hard? Going out to play occasionally? Are you afraid you're saying the wrong thing?"

Yakumo Zi smiled and waved her hands, not embarrassed to be exposed at all, "Come sit with us for a while?"

Hua Ming looked around, and found that there was no one in the swimming pool, and the passers-by were all passing by in a hurry, as if they couldn't see it.

"Hey... this is a public facility, is it really okay for you to use the enchantment to reserve the venue?"

"What's wrong, who dares to bb when I do things? Don't talk about taking him a swimming pool, we want to take over the whole paradise."

Hua Ming sat on the chair next to Yakumo Zi with black hair, and said speechlessly, "I haven't seen you for a few days, you're still so thick-skinned."

"You first met us?" Yakumo Zi raised her eyebrows and smiled.

Hua Ming shook his head, too lazy to argue with Yakumo Zi on this matter, since it's none of his business anyway, "By the way, are you here alone? Sister Lan was squeezed by you again?"

"We can't bear what you say. Yakumo Zi is also a well-known great sage anyway. How could he do such a thing as squeezing the labor force of his subordinates?" Yakumo Zi pretended to be angry and said, really don't say it , if you don't know her details, you can really be fooled by her.

"Hehe..." The corners of Hua Ming's mouth turned up slightly, and he pulled out a mocking smile, silently despising the person in front of him.

"Cough cough, don't look at us like that, Lan and Orange are here too, they went to buy drinks, they should hurry up... said Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, isn't it here?" Yakumo Zi coughed lightly A few times, he looked past Hua Ming's back, pointed to a certain place, and said sincerely.

Hua Ming turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw Yakumo Lan and Orange Meow walking towards this side not far away. Both of them changed into swimsuits without exception, their snow-white skin was exposed, and they were exposed to the sun. Under the weighing support, it is extraordinarily smooth and delicate.

"Master Zi, let's go back...Xiao Hua!" Yakumo Lan held Orange Meow's hand in one hand, and a bag of cold drinks in the other. Just as she was about to say hello to Yakumo Zi, she saw Hua Ming's figure , a pair of beautiful eyes suddenly lit up.

"Xiaohua, meow~" Orange Meow has the habit of a child, and when she sees something she likes, she will always rush towards it without thinking, just like now.Yakumo Lan paid a little attention to his image, and did not run over in a hurry, while Orange Meow had already broken free from Yakumo Lan's hand, and rushed towards Hua Ming with a meow.

Hua Ming caught Orange Meow with a smile, spun 360 degrees in the air, and held her firmly in his arms.

"Long time no see, do you miss me?" Looking at Orange Meow, who was hugging her and rubbing against her chest, Hua Ming couldn't help stretching out her hand, teasing her wonderful cat ears, and said with a smile.

"Hee hee, it's so itchy, of course I miss you." Hua Ming's sensitive cat ears were being played with, and Cheng Miao's face immediately turned red, but she didn't avoid it. Instead, she moved her two tails Wrapped around Hua Ming's body, it seemed as if it wanted to merge with Hua Ming, showing the cat's cuteness like a baby.

Presumably, someone who saw such a coquettish and well-behaved cat girl would lose her soul in an instant and become a hopeless cat slave.

Then I suck cats all day long, unable to extricate myself.

"Xiao Hua, would you like something to drink?" Yakumo Lan also came over at this moment, looked at Cheng Miao enviously, and then asked Hua Ming with a smile.

"No need, you should only buy three servings, right? If I drink it, won't some of you not be able to drink it?" Hua Ming said with a very clear mind.

Yakumo Lan was taken aback, it was true, she only bought three cold drinks, but it didn't bother her.

Then she continued to smile sweetly, and handed a glass of iced watermelon juice to Hua Ming, "It's okay, Master Zi doesn't like to drink this anyway, the three of us can drink it."

"Hey, hey, hey! When did we say we don't like drinking anymore?" Yakumozi was still smiling and watching Hua Ming tease Orange Meow, but now she heard that her cold drink was about to run out, and she became anxious.

Yakumo Lan glanced at Yakumo Zi faintly, "Master Zi, I have already helped you take over 23 days of shifts this month, and I feel a little uncomfortable. Starting tomorrow, I may take a month off. , what do you think?"

"Uh...cough cough, I suddenly remembered that we really don't like to drink this, so you can drink it for us, Xiao Huazi." Yakumo Zi swallowed her saliva, wanting to cry without tears Said.

There is no way, this naked threat is in front of her eyes, unless she wants to go to work by herself, at some point, she still has to follow Yakumo Lan's temper.

After all, these days, it is so difficult to find a reliable subordinate who is willing to endure hardships, can do things, is obedient, and does not talk back, and does not need to be paid. If such a talent makes the other party unhappy, Yakumo will strike every minute Zi can't cry to death.

"Then thank you, Sister Zi." Hua Ming was not polite. Seeing Yakumo Zi's bitter look, he couldn't be happier. He took the drink, and under Yakumo Zi's eager gaze, he drank it in one gulp.

"Xiao Hua, is it good?" Yakumo Lan sat sideways on the chair next to Hua Ming, and smiled softly.

"Well, it's pretty good."

"Then do you want another drink?" Saying that, Yakumo Lan took another cold drink out of the bag.

"No need, no need, it's not very hot now, one cup is enough." Hua Ming shook his head quickly, he just drank the drink just to bully Yakumo Zi, as for the share of Yakumo Lan and Orange Meow, he naturally didn't like it. Will go for it.

Yakumo Lan nodded, expressing her understanding, and then gave the drink to Orange.

Cheng happily took the drink, and stopped hugging Hua Ming, but sat on him, leaning against Hua Ming's chest, crossed his legs, squinted his eyes and drank it. drinks.

"Xiao Hua, did you come to play alone?" Yakumo Lan asked.

"No, this time is an activity organized by the school. All the teachers and students of the school are here. Didn't you see that there are many young children here?" Hua Ming shook his head and explained.

"No wonder I saw so many children who looked like students playing around when I was buying drinks. It turned out to be because of this." Yakumo Lan pondered thoughtfully.

Hua Ming couldn't help laughing and said, "Does that mean there are many people accosting Sister Lan? A beautiful person like Sister Lan must be the absolute focus of attention no matter where she goes?"

Yakumo Lan blushed, and was a little embarrassed to speak, but Cheng Miao hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, there are many people who are looking at Master Lan and me with disgusting eyes along the way, and there are many people. It's really annoying to come up and ask Master Lan if he wants to play with them."

"Cheng, stop talking." Yakumo Lan's face turned redder, and she hurriedly stopped Cheng from continuing.

"Hey, Sister Lan, what's there to be shy about? You are already pretty, and you have an outstanding temperament. It is only natural that you will attract others to strike up a conversation. If no one comes to strike up a conversation, I will doubt it. Are all the people here blind?" Hua Ming said with a smirk.

Chapter 260 Three Gou....

"You, the way you speak is getting better and better. You must have deceived a lot of girls, right?" Yakumo covered her mouth and chuckled.

Hua Ming exclaimed, "I'm telling the truth, not sweet words, how could I lie to a girl?"

"Then do you think we are more beautiful recently? These days we specially went to the fountain of life of the elves to borrow some nectar to wash our face. It feels like we are living younger and younger." I put my hand on Hua Ming's shoulder Come on, Yakumo Zi asked with a smile.

Hearing this, the corners of Hua Ming's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Let me go, the fountain of life of the elves dare to touch it, and if you borrow it, it is obviously stealing!That thing is the lifeblood of the elves, the essence of life condensed by the power of nature, just one drop can make people rejuvenate, but you use...

Probably if the entire spring is used up, you won't be able to return a tenth of your life!

What a waste of chicken!

But it's good to think about these words. If you really want to say it...you have to call out Miss Youxiang as a shield first.

"Yeah, Sister Zi's skin is really getting softer and tenderer, it seems like a pinch can squeeze out water, even the skin of a baby is probably not as good as yours." Hua Ming started talking nonsense without blinking. Octave mode.

Conscience, integrity?

Put that kind of thing on the ground first, and then pick it up when you leave later, it won't fall anyway.

Well, in fact, if it weren't for the dangerous breath coming from Yakumo Zi's hand on Hua Ming's shoulder, Hua Ming would have turned on the death mode and complained wildly, but since he was caught, forget it.

"Yeah~ Little Hanako is so good, her mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter, come on, let my sister taste it, have you eaten honey?" After getting a satisfactory answer, Yakumo Zi smiled even more intensely, and stretched out her hand to grab the flower. Ming's head, I will kiss it unceremoniously.

After all, an old cow who doesn't want to eat tender grass is not a good old woman!

"It's too much." The voice was cold, as if it came from the dark, the voice without any emotion suddenly sounded, and then, a torrential force burst out from Hua Ming's body, turning into an invisible The shock wave blasted Yakumo Zi's face that was thicker than the city wall, and directly blasted her into the swimming pool.

You Xiang's figure quietly appeared behind Hua Ming, originally she was too lazy to talk, but Yakumo Zi wanted to take advantage of Hua Ming, so she couldn't bear it.

Other women can tolerate Hua Ming getting closer to You Xiang, but if it is Yakumo Zi, then there is nothing to say, just greet her face directly, and it will be the best ending if she can break the relationship.

It's a pity that the other party is too thick-skinned, even if she punches with all her strength, it will be scratched at best.

"Sister Youxiang, you..." Hua Ming opened his mouth, looked at Yakumozi who crawled out of the swimming pool again, with disheveled hair, and looked at Youxiang with an expressionless face, but still closed his mouth , so as not to get burned.

"Bastard, it's easy to be bullied if you really are an old lady!" Yakumo Zichu roared angrily.

Damn Ji, it's okay to hit you twice when no one is around, but now in front of our subordinates, you're still so merciless, it's unbearable!

We don't want to lose face!

"Who made you shameless, hooking up with little boys even at your age, I'm waking you up." You Xiang said expressionlessly.

"Brother fucker! Come on, come on, let's fight this one out, whoever loves the grandson." Yakumo Zi yelled, rolled up her non-existent sleeve, and was about to fight Youxiang.

Youxiang cleverly hid behind Hua Ming, she is still a thousand miles away from her prime, if she really fights with Yakumo Zi, it would be a life-and-death beating, so how could our ice-snow-smart Queen Youxiang succeed? How about a moment of courage to fight a fight that has no chance of winning?

"Fuck! Why didn't you dare to come, little girl? You even hid behind Xiao Huazi. You weren't so mean just now."

You Xiang was not agitated, and said calmly: "I'm a woman, so what's wrong with hiding behind my own man? If you have the ability, beat him to the ground, and come trouble me again."

"Damn...you've changed, you weren't like this before!" Yakumo Zi was speechless at once, the former Youxiang was an authentic queen fan, although she wasn't like Long Aotian, you just glanced at me, I'll kill your whole family, but I'm also full of arrogance and domineering, unlike what I'm doing now, if I can't beat you, I'm going to kill you...

Yakumo Zi missed two lines of the poem at that time.

"Ahem, Sister Youxiang, Sister Zi, please don't say a few words. It's rare for everyone to see each other. Rather than fighting and killing, it's better to sit down and chat." Hua Ming became a peacemaker.

"Who wants to chat with her, hum." Zi Yakumo snorted coldly, turning his head away.

Youxiang looked left and right, and glanced at the swimsuits of Yakumo Zi and others, and then she didn't see any movement, a white light lit up all over her body, and when the white light disappeared, the clothes on her body turned into in a white bikini swimsuit.

Hua Ming's eyes widened, looking at the sexy swimsuit that Youxiang put on, he almost couldn't hold back, his nosebleed was about to spurt out.

"Hmm.... I feel a bit uncomfortable." Youxiang frowned, and subconsciously covered her chest, but under the half-cover, the faintly revealed ravine was even more alluring.

"There's nothing bad about it, it's as good as it is! Sister Youxiang, you are so beautiful!" Hua Ming gave a thumbs up, praised without hesitation, and silently added another layer of enchantment .

You Xiang is so beautiful, only he can see it, no one else should even think about it!

"Tsk, you dare to come out to show off with such a poor figure." Yakumozi dismantled the stage unconvinced, then walked up to Youxiang in a few steps, puffed out her chest, and formed a confrontation with her, then turned to look at Huaming, " Hua boy, which of the two of us has the better figure?"

"Sister Youxiang!" Hua Ming said without hesitation.

In fact, to be honest, the figures of both of them are very good. They should be concave, convex, and their skin is white. It can be said that there is no flaw in the whole body...However, how to choose? There is still something in Ming's heart.

Hearing Hua Ming's decisive answer, Yakumo Zi gritted her teeth in anger, glared at Hua Ming viciously, and grabbed his ear with her hand.

"Okay, you heartless little thing, my mother has been so kind to you all these years, she has never treated you badly, and even helped you warm your bed and give you benefits. You don't even give me any face now. It's really too much." Disappointing!"

"Fart bed warmer! Then you're the one who treats me like a toy pillow!"

"Hey~ Are you starting to get angry from embarrassment when you can't compare? You really don't have the demeanor of an elder." You Xiang showed a mocking smile.

"How the hell can't we compare? Look at this chest, these legs, how can we not compare with you?"

Youxiang looked up and down calmly, then stretched out her hand, pinched Yakumo Zi's stomach, and said with a sneer, "You have a belly."

Chapter 260 How to treat milk sickness?

"Nani!"

Yakumo Zi turned pale with shock, and quickly squeezed it a few more times, only to feel that it was soft... she really got fat!

Looking at Youxiang again, there is no fat on her stomach, the lines are clear, the muscles are tight, full of beauty.

"Impossible, we are majestic monster sages, how could we be fat!" Yakumo Zi said in disbelief.