After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Could this girl be the reincarnation of the smiling face Buddha?

Shaking his head, throwing away all the messy thoughts in his mind, Hua Ming waved his hands and said, "No need, I'll just go by myself."

"Oh, teacher, I think you can't buy food anymore." Satania, who had already wiped off the noodles on her face, interjected at this moment.

Hua Ming was taken aback, then turned his head to look at the windows of the cafeteria, only to see there were no more signs on several windows, indicating that the food was sold out.

"I'm going, what's so unlucky? If I knew it, I would have ordered the meal before I came to talk to you." Hua Ming suddenly looked helpless. Although there are other windows that sell meals, those places only sell meat. Most of the meat dishes, he still prefers to be vegetarian.

"What should we do now? Teacher, why don't you go and buy some meat dishes to eat, at least you can fill your stomach." Wei Nai, who has been with Hua Ming for so long and has already figured out what he likes, said worriedly .

"Forget it, I'll go to the supermarket to buy some bread later." Hua Ming shook his head and said.

"How can this work? As the saying goes, the day's plan is in the morning, and the day's meal is in the noon. If you can't eat well at noon, your health will be affected. If your health is affected, then the teacher will not be able to continue teaching. We study, let alone participate in the performance of the school festival, so teacher, you still have to eat well." La Fei said a long paragraph of words without blinking, which seems very reasonable, but actually The illogical nonsense directly made Satania faint.

Hua Ming twitched the corners of his mouth, looking at the smiling La Fei, he always felt that this dead girl was planning some bad idea again.

"Isn't this out of food? What can I do?"

"Hee hee, it's okay, I have it here." As if waiting for Hua Ming's words, La Fei picked up the chopsticks, picked up a broccoli flower, and held it to Hua Ming's mouth with his hands. Breathing out like blue, "Ah~~"

Hua Ming's face darkened in an instant, feeling the strange gazes from Wei Nai and others, Hua Ming really wanted to push this dead girl on a chair and spank her ass.

It's a pity that the current environment does not allow it, unless he can smash it, Varudo!Otherwise, you can only think about it in your heart.

"Take it away, take it away, I don't...uh—" Leaning back against the chair, Hua Ming just wanted to refuse Lafay's public feeding, but never thought that Lafei would take advantage of her When he opened his mouth to speak, he inserted it directly into his own mouth with lightning speed, sent the broccoli in very forcefully, and then withdrew his chopsticks.

"Teacher, is it delicious?" Blinking her big watery eyes, La Fei just asked Huaming whether the food was good or not, as if she hadn't done anything just now.

"Damn you..." Covering his mouth, Hua Ming looked angrily at La Fei who looked innocent, but after this happened, it was impossible for him to spit out the thing again, so he could only chew quickly After a few bites, I swallowed it into my stomach.

Although Hua Ming is very angry now, but I have to say... umm... the broccoli is so delicious!

"Isn't it delicious?" La Fei asked, tilting her head, with unconcealable joy in her eyes.

Hua Ming didn't want to talk to her anymore, he turned his head and looked aside.This dead girl, when no one is around, let's see how he will deal with her!

"Teacher..." However, just as Hua Ming turned his head aside, he saw Xiao Zuo, who was sitting beside him, scooped up a spoonful of red mapo tofu and brought it over.

Although he didn't say much, Hua Ming already understood what she meant from Xiao Zuo's eyes.

Yes, after confirming the eyes, it is another baby who wants to feed himself.

.....

Depend on!what is it today?Why do all the cats want to feed me, am I a giant baby?

"Wait, wait, my apprentice hasn't shown any performance yet, so why are you guys taking the lead!" Gabriel, who felt as if she was being compared to others, quickly rolled up the noodles with chopsticks, leaned forward, and sent them to the flowers. Ming said, "Master, try it, the udon noodles are delicious."

"Gabriel, how could your noodles taste better than mine without the perfect seasoning." Satania followed Gabriel's example and rolled her up with chopsticks. The bowl of noodles, which had been turned into a glowing red color after adding an unknown amount of chili powder, approached Hua Ming like a model.

Gabriel glared immediately, "Satania, quickly take your face away! Master's sense of taste is not as bad as yours, are you trying to murder him?!"

"Huh? You said my sense of taste is bad? I think you are jealous that my noodles taste better than yours! Hehehe, in fact, as long as you are willing to surrender to me, the great Lord Satania will reward you with a bowl After all, I am very generous."

".....go to hell."

Looking at the chopsticks protruding from all directions, and then looking at the small face flushed, from time to time, he glanced at himself and then quickly lowered his head. It seemed that it was Wei Nai who was a little excited. Hua Ming remained silent and raised his head at a 45-degree angle. Looking at the bright moon in the sky... Ah no, it's a bright white ceiling, and there is no fluctuation in my heart.

Damn Gaia, is this your test for me?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴!!!

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What happened at noon is hard to describe in one word, so we won't describe the process in detail. In short, the final result is that Hua Ming... is full.

In the afternoon, Hua Ming, who had suffered a serious mental blow, was lying on his desk. He just wanted to be quiet now, and he didn't want to worry about anything else.

It's not that he doesn't want to refuse the feed from those girls, but... Xiao Zuo's eyes are so lethal that he can't refuse at all!

However, Hua Ming, who was immersed in self-reflection at this time, might have become like her because of Remy's recent arrival. She didn't know that there were already four sneaky figures climbing over the wall from the outside. came in.

Chapter 420 Sneaking into the School

"Am I, do we really want to go in? What if we are found out?" Outside the school wall, Xinhua looked at the snow-white wall at least three meters high, thinking that if he went in, what would happen? What happened, he couldn't help but retreat.

"If you are discovered, you will be discovered. The worst thing is to be thrown out. What a big deal." Luo Tianyi said nonchalantly, "Xinhua, you are too timid, so you can practice this time."

"I heard from Hua Ming that their class's performance for the school festival is Sleeping Beauty, but we can take a sneak peek at their rehearsal." Le Zhengling suggested.

Yan He asked, "Do you know where the teacher's class is?"

Le Zhengling shook her head, "I don't know."

"Then how do you see it?"

"Hey, did you forget that we still have Xiaozao?" Le Zhengling smiled and took out her mobile phone from her pocket and shook it in front of the girls. Last time, they all exchanged calls with Xiaozao. I usually chat when I have time, but now if I want to know something, I can just ask Xiaozao.

After turning on the screen and finding Xiao Zuo's profile picture, Le Zhengling sent a message to the other party.

However, 5 minutes later, they have not received the message.

"It seems that there is a class in there, otherwise Xiaozao will definitely reply." Yan He glanced at the school and said.

"It should be like this. Judging by Xiao Zuo's appearance, he doesn't look like someone who knows how to play with mobile phones during class." Le Zhengling nodded, agreeing with Yan He's words.

But now that they have not received accurate information, they can only watch their own adventures.

After that, the girls discussed for a while, Luo Tianyi hugged Le Zhengling, Yan He hugged Xinhua, and the two of them jumped up and jumped over the three-meter-high wall.

"Wow, Sister Tianyi and Yanhe, you are so amazing, you came here in no time." Xinhua, who saw Luo Tianyi and Yanhe for the first time, immediately opened her eyes wide and looked at them with admiration.

Luo Tianyi scratched her face, facing Xinhua's adoring gaze, she felt a little embarrassed.

Yan He smiled slightly, "Actually, you can do the same, as long as you are willing to learn martial arts with me, let alone a wall that is more than three meters high, you can jump over even a few hundred meters, but it will take a long time Time to practice."

"Well...forget it, I don't have time to learn martial arts anymore." I was a little moved, but Xinhua finally chose to refuse with a little disappointment, because she really didn't have time.

After all, she is now in her third year of high school, she is about to face the college entrance examination, and she has to find time to practice singing and painting, so she has no spare time to practice martial arts.

Yan He didn't force her, originally she was just talking casually, if Xinhua didn't agree, she wouldn't necessarily force her to agree, right?If she was such a person, then Le Zhengling would have become a master long ago.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go to the teaching building, remember to be careful, don't be seen by other teachers." Le Zhengling hid in the shadow of a big tree, looking out cautiously.

"I think it's easier for people to spot you, Ah Ling, if you look like a thief. We might as well wander around the campus openly. Anyway, we all put on makeup, so we shouldn't be recognized." Touched With the makeup on her face to cover up her face, Luo Tianyi said seriously.

In fact, in order to prevent being recognized by the fans who know them, the girls came here with special makeup. Of course, although it is makeup, they don't wear that kind of heavy makeup, just make their skin dark A little bit, the eyebrows are also drawn a little ugly, and a few more dots are applied on the face, and the perfect secret agent sneaking makeup is completed.

"Is your mind full of stuffed buns? What if someone finds out and someone asks which class we are in, what is our name, and who is the head teacher?" Le Zhengling said angrily.

Luo Tianyi looked indifferent, "When the time comes, we will push it on the teacher, and say that we are the teacher's students. Anyway, this is not a lie."

"Uh...."

"Hey! What are you guys doing here? Why don't you go to class?" Just as the girls were chatting happily, a stern voice suddenly came over.

The four girls followed the prestige, and saw a tall female teacher in sportswear, with a whistle in her hand, walking towards them.

"Wow...we've been discovered, it's over now..." Seeing the female teacher walking towards him, Xinhua suddenly panicked, his nervous body was trembling.

"Xinhua, don't be nervous, if you reveal your secrets, it will be over." Luo Tianyi comforted in a low voice.

Seeing that the matter was irreversible, Le Zhengling could only bite the bullet and walk forward. As a representative, she said to the female teacher, "Teacher, it's not that we didn't go to class, but..."

Le Zhengling has rarely lied since she was a child. Because of her family, she has received a comprehensive education. It can be said that there is no one who can't tell a lie... But, no one taught her to lie.

Now that the arrow is on the line, being watched by the female teacher with scrutiny, Le Zhengling is already a little nervous, and at this moment, she can't think of what to say next.

"It's the teacher in charge who wants us to get things." Luo Tianyi interrupted quickly.

"Oh? Who is your head teacher?" The female teacher softened her tone slightly after hearing the words, and continued to ask.

"It's Kazami-sensei, Kazami Hanaaki, you should know the teacher, right?"

"Oh, so it's his student, so what are you here for?" The female teacher suddenly realized, and her expression became less serious.

"Isn't the school festival going to start soon? Our class is preparing a drama, so the teacher asked us to go to his office to get the costumes, saying that we will prepare them later." Unlike Le Zhengling, Luo Tianyi said He didn't even blink his eyes, his face didn't turn red and his heart didn't jump, it can be said that he had learned Hua Ming's thick skin to the fullest.

"That's it, then go quickly, don't waste time." The female teacher nodded, then turned and left.

"Phew...fortunately, I was fooled." The calm expression disappeared immediately after the female teacher left, Luo Tianyi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said with lingering fear.

"That's right, Tianyi, you're going to deceive people. What you said just now is true. If we weren't by your side, you would have fooled me." Le Zhengling patted Luo Tianyi on the shoulder. , as if it was the first day I met her, I couldn't help but look up and down, to see if my good Jiyou had been dropped by someone.

"Hehe, the teacher taught me this." Luo Tianyi grinned.

Yan He was speechless, "Why did he teach you this..."

Luo Tianyi tilted her head, tapped her lips with her fingers, and said, "The teacher said, it's to make me more discerning, so that I don't get fooled so easily."

Chapter 420 Three Visits to School

"So that's how it is." Yan He understood now, it turned out that it was because Luo Tianyi was too stupid and was afraid that someone would cheat her away one day, so Hua Ming taught her some deception skills.

"Well, let's talk in another place first. If the female teacher sees that we are still here, maybe she will come back again..." Xinhua shrank her neck and said timidly.

This proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, so led by Le Zhengling, a few girls started to wander around the school.

They looked at the surrounding scenery as they walked, and from time to time they also put forward their own opinions, as if they were traveling.

After walking for a while, a few people came to the school's flower garden. Every flower here is very beautiful. Just walking nearby, there is a pleasant fragrance of flowers rushing towards you.

"There are still so many flowers blooming in this season, tsk tsk, as expected of that guy." Le Zhengling looked at the small world that seemed to be formed in the flower garden, and couldn't help but praise.

Outside the flower garden is cold and windy. Although there is a little sunshine, the temperature still makes people want to wrap their clothes tightly. However, the inside of the flower garden is as warm as the tide, just like the spring with the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, forming a sharp contrast with the outside world .

In front of the flower garden, there is also a notice board, which reads [No picking flowers, offenders will bear the consequences].

"That guy?" Xinhua was also attracted by these beautiful flowers, hearing Le Zhengling's tone, as if she knew the person who planted these flowers, she couldn't help wondering who this person was.

"It's the teacher. The teacher's hobby is to grow flowers, especially sunflowers, which account for more than half of the flower garden." Luo Tianyi explained with a smile.

"Yeah, I don't know how this guy grows it, but it's still blooming in winter." Le Zhengling said a little annoyed, "My lady asked him how he did it, and he actually said it was because he was handsome. The sunflower keeps blooming because it wants to see him every day, I'm so meow..."

"There are still lilies." Yan He squatted down with his knees in his arms, with a smile on his lips, stretched out his slender arms through the fence of the flower garden, and lightly touched a blooming lily.

"It's so beautiful..." Xinhua couldn't help but stretched out her hand, and touched the flowers lightly like Yan He.

"By the way, Xinhua, you must never pick flowers." As if remembering something, Le Zhengling hurriedly warned, "This guy values ​​his flowers more than anything else. Tianyi used to be greedy and couldn't bear it." I secretly ate sunflower seeds, but Hua Ming gave her a hard spanking, which made her dare not sit on the bench all day...Luo Tianyi! Take back your claws! Your ass is Isn't it itchy again?"

As soon as she told Xinhua about Luo Tianyi's tragic experience before, Le Zhengling subconsciously looked at Luo Tianyi, only to see that idiot swallowing his saliva and stretching out his hand towards Sun Kui.

"I, I just want to touch it, I have absolutely no intention of eating it." Luo Tianyi was so frightened that he shivered, quickly put his hand back, and shook his head to argue.