After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

After breakfast, Yiwen Jielin flew away directly, not planning to be with Hua Ming at all, Hua Ming was annoyed and funny at this childlike self-willedness.

When walking halfway, Hua Ming suddenly saw a familiar figure around the corner in front of him, and followed him curiously.

Walking in and looking, it turned out to be the red-haired idiot devil Satania in my class. She didn't know what she was doing at this moment, but she was looking like she was going to fight to the death. If it wasn't for a dog facing her, Hua Ming would still I really thought she was looking for someone to fight...

"Satania, what are you doing?" Hua Ming, who stood behind Satania and watched for a while, still didn't understand, asked aloud.

"Huh? Old, teacher?" After being called out by name, Satania turned her head subconsciously and saw Hua Ming.

"I said you didn't go to school early in the morning, but came to meet a dog face to face, did you see your feelings?" Hua Ming said a little funny.

"What kind of feelings! That dead dog snatched my pineapple bun!" Satania yelled angrily, and when she turned her head to continue confronting the dog, she realized that the other party had already been pissed off. ran away.

"Ah! My pineapple bun... woo woo woo..." The idiot devil knelt on the ground like a salted fish that had lost his dream, and burst into tears.

"...I said you seem to be a high school student, right? You cry when dogs rob food...Are you an elementary school student?" Hua Ming was speechless.

"I don't care! That's my favorite pineapple bun..." Satania didn't listen to Hua Ming's persuasion at all, and cried even more sadly, almost rolling on the floor.

Hua Ming's hair was black, and seeing the curious eyes from the people around him, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

It would be fun if people thought she was bullying a female student and made her cry.

ps: I'm sorry... this fucking pineapple is a sensitive word, if it wasn't for the occasional reminder, we would not only know...

Chapter 39 It's against the law to be mentally retarded, and so is an idiot

"Don't cry, it's just a pineapple bun, I'll buy you one."

"Really?" As soon as she heard that there were pineapple buns, Satania immediately regained her spirits, and she smiled as soon as she wiped her tears.

"I'll go...you're changing your face too fast..."

"Pineapple buns, pineapple buns! Teacher, you can't lie to me, I'm the big devil in the future, if you lie to me, then you will be my servant." Satania said enthusiastically, with a look of fear Hua Ming looked like he was running away, and grabbed the hem of his clothes.

Hua Ming didn't bother to talk to her anymore. Dealing with idiots with the second illness is the most troublesome thing!

Just like that, Hua Ming, who originally wanted to see the excitement, became a victim out of nowhere, and was grabbed by a foolish devil all the way, until he bought a pineapple bag at a convenience store and gave it to the other party, and finally calmed down .

"Yes, you are really a qualified servant. I accept your offering." Tore open the package of the pineapple bun, and Satania happily took a bite, puffing her cheeks and enjoying the delicacy happily.

"Are you satisfied now? I don't owe you anything anymore." Hua Ming glanced at the happy and bubbling Satania, and the depression in his heart suddenly disappeared.

After all, the only people who can be satisfied with a pineapple bun in today's society is probably this idiot in front of him, except for a certain Fire Mist Warrior.

Hua Ming suddenly became a little worried, worried that this guy would be tricked away with a pineapple bun, and then do some bad things.

Looking at the red-haired idiot who was eating a pineapple bun, an idea appeared in Hua Ming's mind. He wanted to see if this guy would be easily deceived by others as he thought.

"Hey, Satania." Do as soon as you think of it, this is Hua Ming's good habit all along.

"What are you doing? Do you want to eat pineapple buns too? Um...that's not okay, this is mine." Satania looked at Hua Ming, then at the pineapple buns in her hand, and suddenly her expression turned pale. He vigilantly hid the pineapple bag behind him, as if he was afraid that Hua Ming would suddenly come up to snatch it.

Hua Ming has black hair, how bored he would be to grab food from the students.And this is not what I bought!Why are you so thick-skinned!

"I'll buy you another pineapple bun, how about giving me a kiss?" Hua Ming half-closed his eyes, and expressed his thoughts.

He wanted to see where this guy's bottom line was. It would be best if he refused and scolded himself severely, so he wouldn't have to worry about anything.

As Hua Ming expected, when Satania heard this, her delicate face blushed a lot. She looked at Hua Ming, stuttering and unable to speak a word.

"W-why...how could I kiss you!" Satania hurriedly stepped back, looked at Hua Ming nervously, and swallowed, "I....I don't want to kiss you now!" I'm pregnant!"

"Pfft!" Hua Ming, who was originally satisfied with Satania's strong rejection, almost choked to death when he heard her last words.

You can get pregnant with just one kiss... Which primitive society do you come from!Now even a three-year-old child knows that Kiss will not be pregnant, okay?Or is the ghost of hell really that simple?

"Has anyone taught you about physiology?" Hua Ming helplessly raised his forehead.

"What is that? Can it be eaten?" Satania looked dumbfounded.

"... Forget it... Let me give you some science first. It's impossible to get pregnant by kissing, understand?"

"Liar! Obviously, that's what my mother told me."

"Huh... did your mother ever tell you that you were picked up from a trash can?"

"How do you know?! It's amazing!"

"Hehe...I suggest you read more books on physiology...to gain some knowledge so as not to be deceived and not know."

"I'm the big devil in the future. I don't need to read books at all, and no one can fool me. I'm so smart!"

(Smart? With your IQ, I can cheat you twice with just two pineapple buns!)

Hua Ming thought maliciously in his heart, but his purpose was to educate Satania so that she would be more on guard against strangers, so he said: "Forget it, I don't bother to talk nonsense to you anymore, anyway Remember, in the future, if a stranger or someone you haven’t met several times tempts you with pineapple buns, asks you to kiss him or something more extreme, you must strictly refuse, if conditions permit, ruthlessly It would be nice to have a beating."

"Hey! Does anyone want to give me a pineapple bun?" Satania showed her little canine teeth excitedly.

Well, to put it bluntly, this guy's attention is completely not on the things that should be paid attention to.

"Well, let's make an agreement." After thinking about it, he felt that it was impossible to change the mind of a fool like Satania at once, so Hua Ming came up with a clever plan.

"What agreement?"

"From now on, I will give you a pineapple bun every day, but you have to promise me that if a stranger accosts you and asks you to go with him, or asks you to do something strange, you must refuse, not a little Hesitation, understand?" Hua Ming stretched out his little finger, waving it in front of Satania, and said with a smile.

Although it would be troublesome to do so, as long as he can slowly change the other party, Hua Ming thinks it is worth it. After all, he is his student, so he must be responsible for Satania's safety.

"Really?!" As soon as she heard that she would be able to eat pineapple buns every day, Satania's eyes lit up immediately, and then, regardless of what Hua Ming said, she quickly stretched out her white and clean His little finger hooked up with Hua Ming.

"You can't lie to me."

"Don't worry, what the teacher said is as good as it gets."

"Wow ha ha ha, that's great!"

After pulling the hook, Satania happily jumped on the ground a few times and spun around a few times.

(Is this idiot really a high school student....)

"By the way, teacher." After being excited, Satania suddenly stopped. She looked at Hua Ming, blinked her big watery eyes, and said, "Since you are willing to worship me every day, then neither will I." You are stingy, starting from today, the position of the number one member of my subordinates will be yours, and from now on you will be a high official under one person and above ten thousand people, baahahaha~"

"Hey, hey~" Hua Ming didn't bother arguing about these settings with a second-year-old child, waved his hand, and was about to walk to the school.

"Ah, wait, my family!" Seeing that Hua Ming was about to leave, Satania became anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Hua Ming's clothes.

"I want to call you teacher." After correcting her address, Hua Ming asked, "Is there anything else?"

'Chirp~'

Unexpectedly, as soon as Hua Ming turned around, Satania blushed and kissed her, and her small cherry lips were printed on Hua Ming's face with a moist temperature.

As soon as it was touched, the idiot demon crossed his arms, obviously very shy, but insisted on putting on a majestic appearance, and said: "Since you are my family member, you are also my own. Signing the contract is a It is necessary. Also, you are not lying to me when you said that kissing...kissing will not make you pregnant?"

"No..." Touching the traces of moisture on his face, Hua Ming suddenly felt like a reminder sounded in his head.

[Congratulations, on the second day of school, I got another kiss from a student]

.......

What a mess!

Why do all of you chuuniborgs sign contracts in this way? Could it be nothing else!Watch too many anime!

Chapter 41 What does Edo 48 hands mean? (questioning face)

"Ah.....I really want to die..." Lying on the desk in the office, Hua Ming murmured weakly like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

Just now, I was kissed forcibly by a little girl!Although it was just a cheek, it was simply a provocation to his majesty as a teacher!

Is the advantage of my big flower bright that you can take it if you want?

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"Hua Ming, what's wrong with you? Are you not in a good spirit?" Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was in the same office, saw that Hua Ming's state was not right, so he quickly walked to his side and asked worriedly.

"It's nothing...just a headache..." Hua Ming continued to sigh weakly.

"Do you have a headache? Leave it to me." Shizuka rubbed her hands together, and then began to massage Hua Ming.

Hiratsuka Shizuka's technique is very skillful, one can tell at a glance that she has practiced it, which made Hua Ming feel refreshed.

"Ah, it's much more comfortable. Thank you, Sister Jing." With Hiratsuka Jing's massage, Hua Ming gradually felt that his heavy body seemed to be lightened, and it was extremely comfortable.

"Hehe, we still say thank you, didn't you help me yesterday? If you are free, you can come to me for a massage at any time." The corners of Hiratsuka Jing's mouth curled up. , leaning slightly, leaning into Hua Ming's ear and blowing gently, "Or come to my house~ 48 hands to find out."

"Pfft!" Hua Ming, who was half-closed and enjoying the massage service, almost fell off the chair when he heard this.

Damn... is this what a Chinese teacher should say? ! It should be regarded as the category of physiology teacher!

"You **** violent woman! Want to seduce Hua Ming in front of me? Huh! Hua Ming is not the kind of disgusting man who would be brained by sperm!" Dao Leyan, who had been watching for a long time, finally endured I couldn't hold it anymore, and jumped out to directly attack Shizuka Hiratsuka.

If it weren't for the fact that watching Hua Ming was really tiring just now, and Hiratsuka Shizuya could really relieve Hua Ming's stress, she would have rushed over to interrupt the two of them.

As for now, Shizuka Hiratsuka is a bit too much, she actually wants to use her physical advantage to make sex... 48 moves or something, she doesn't believe Shizuka Hiratsuka can do it!

"If you are not convinced, come here too. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that your body like a primary school student can only arouse the interest of those perverted uncles. Our Hua Ming's preferences are normal, so we don't like people like you. Xiao Douding, right~" Hiratsuka Jing glanced at the angry Dao Leyan, stretched his arms around Hua Ming's neck, and gave him a wink.

Although in Hua Ming's eyes, this wink was just a blink of an eye, after all, Shizuka Hiratsuka's temperament is not suitable for playing this kind of skill that only mature women or those with full female strength can use.

Dao Leyan was immediately annoyed that her face was flushed. What she hated the most was when people talked about her short stature. Although this might seem cute to some people, to most people it was not. He would treat a girl of her size as someone who could date.

After all, lolicon is still a minority.

As for Hua Ming, although he is not a Lolicon, but because most of his friends are Lolitas, Ai Wu Ji Niao takes good care of Dao Le Yan, who is also a Lolita. This is why Dao Le Yan fell in love with Hua Ming. an opportunity.

In fact, she also knew very well in her heart that if she really wanted to compare Hiratsuka Shizuka, she would definitely be blown away for several blocks.The reason why she can still compete with the other party now is because Hua Ming has the feeling of being friends with both of them, and she doesn't deliberately lean towards one side, which gives her the feeling that she might still have a chance .

Therefore, she will never admit defeat in Dao Leyan! Isn't it just that she can't match her figure?Then use your own strengths to your advantage, Huaming!

Thinking of this, Dao Leyan bit the lollipop in his mouth, his eyes glistened, and when he was about to take some action, suddenly there was a 'click', and the door of the office was opened.

Gabriel came in with a pile of homework in her arms, and seeing the three of Hua Ming's intimacy, she couldn't help but froze for a moment, then blushed, thinking that she came in too suddenly and ran into Hua Ming's good deeds, His eyes lowered involuntarily, not daring to look at the adult world ahead.

"Mr. Kazama, this is the homework of the students." Putting the homework on the table, Gabriel thought for a while, and then added: "That... Evan Jielin and Satania seem to be It's because the new semester has just started and I'm not used to it, so I forgot to write my homework, please don't blame them, the teacher."

"Oh, it's okay. It's the new semester. It's normal for everyone to be a little nervous. It should be fine in a few days." Hua Ming said casually.

In fact, he knew very well that he wanted Yiwen Jielin to do homework, hehe, she would not be able to do homework even if the sky fell.As for Satania... this stupid devil, he just needs to lure her with pineapple buns... oh no, just preaching, and she should be fine.

But Gabriel's kindness once again flashed into Hua Ming's eyes. With his toes, he could guess that when Gabriel received homework from Ewen Jielin, the other party was so arrogant that he looked for samples, but Even so, Gabriel is still helping the other party and saying good things. Doesn't this show the kindness of this child?

Well, it really was the right thing to choose Gabriel as the squad leader.