After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Maybe this kid can be used...

Gabriel sighed helplessly, "Really."

"Yeah! Gabriel-senpai is really the best!"

"Then let's go now."

As Hua Ming said, he walked towards the door, and La Fei also followed quietly like an assassin.

A group of four went out to the school. Along the way, Taplis, who had a serious lack of knowledge of the lower world, was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. He found everything strange and interesting, and kept pestering Gabriel to ask questions.

At first Gabriel was patient enough to answer some of her questions, but as time went by, Gabriel became more and more irritable, and in the end she simply gave Tapris to Hua Ming and asked him to take care of her idiot. A cute, silly school girl.

This can't be blamed on Gabriel's lack of conscience, mainly because the questions Taplis asked are basically common sense. The cashier can get things with money...and so on, Gabriel's head is getting bigger when asked, which is why she doesn't want to take Taplis out.

However, Hua Ming patiently answered Taplis's questions one by one. Probably because he was a teacher, he would take the trouble to answer questions seriously to solve their doubts, and this also made him feel better. Taplis' favorability towards Hua Ming skyrocketed.

"Ms. Kazami knows a lot of things." Taplis put his hands on his chest, looked at Hua Ming with admiration, and completely lost the vigilance he had just had on the bed.

Hua Ming smiled and waved his hands, "Actually, I don't know a lot. I just read more and learned more, and learned more about things. Gradually, I understand a lot of things. You are actually very smart. As long as you are like this, Ask if you don’t understand, and you will understand a lot of things in a short time.”

"Hmm." Taplis nodded his head again and again, his excitement was beyond words.

Seeing this scene, Gabriel couldn't help curling her lips, and muttered softly, "Lolicon."

Although she said this in a low voice, Taplis was by her side, and the little girl seemed to have very sensitive ears, so she still heard this sentence. When she turned her head and asked Gabriel curiously,

"Senior Gabriel, what do you mean by lolicon~"

"Eh?——This, this..." Unexpectedly, her secret slander would be heard by someone, and it happened to be the person who couldn't hear it the least. Gabriel was at a loss for a while, not knowing what to do. How to explain it, he hesitated for a long time and couldn't fully say it.

So Taplis turned his attention to Hua Ming again, "Teacher, do you know what this means?"

Looking at Taplis' big innocent eyes that day, Hua Ming suddenly felt troubled, hesitated for a while, but could only shake his head, and gave Gabriel a hard look.

After all, he didn't want a little girl as pure as Xiao Baihua to know something bad, at least not at her age.

Seeing that Gabriel and Hua Ming didn't say what it meant, Taplis became more and more curious. She tapped her thin lips, as if remembering something, and muttered to herself, "I remember a senior sister once told me that when you encounter something you don't understand, you can check it online. If you are undecided about foreign affairs, ask Gu Ge, and if you don't know about internal affairs, ask Qiandu... Huh? This Guge and Qiandu are again what is this?"

Laffi clapped her hands to attract Taplis's attention, and then said with a smile, "Tap-chan, I know what lolicon means."

"Hey, does Senior Laffie know? What does that mean?" Taplis's eyes lit up.

"La Fei..." Hua Ming winked at La Fei, motioning for her not to talk nonsense, but La Fei smiled and winked at him, then patted her towering chest, saying that she could leave it to herself .

"Tapu sauce, the so-called lolicon..." Lafei raised a finger, waved it in front of Taplis, and deliberately elongated the tone, obviously trying to hang on Taplis appetite.

"Senior Lafite, tell me quickly." Taplis waited impatiently for Lafite to say the following, but Lafite just hung on like that, and didn't complete the words for a long time, which made him yearn for new knowledge The little Tappu boy was a little anxious.

"Hee hee, don't worry, this lolicon actually refers to caring for underage girls, or petite people, guarding their healthy growth, and will help them with anything without hesitation without asking for anything in return." Seeing that Taplis was so anxious that he wanted to scratch his head, Lafei, who had harvested a lot of pleasure points, finally spoke, "Just like Tapu, you are a loli~"

"I see." Taplis nodded half-understood, and then looked at Hua Ming, "Is this the teacher's lolicon?"

I tm.....

Hua Ming looked troubled, but looked at Taplis's pure eyes, and nodded with difficulty.

"Hey, I knew the teacher must be a good person." Taplis smiled sweetly.

Hua Ming: "..."

Your numb kiss!Why does every little girl whom I have just met send me a good person card!Do I look like I was born with a nice face?

For the first time, Hua Ming had the urge to draw a few scars on his face, at least it would look like he wouldn't be issued a good card.

"Pfft - I think so too, the teacher is a good person." La Fei covered her small mouth, but couldn't hide the overflowing joy in her eyes.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

Get out!I don't want your good guy card.

"Ahem, actually I also..."

"To shut up!"

Gabriel thought it was interesting, and was about to follow the formation to understand the essence of human beings, but after being stared at fiercely by Hua Ming, she decisively shut her mouth.

.....

After finally arriving at the school, Hua Ming separated from Gabriel's three daughters at the gate. He wasted a lot of time along the way, and now he has to hurry to Ali's to assign tasks.

When he ran to the chairman's office, there were already many colleagues standing inside, Hiratsuka Shizuka and Dora Han were also among them, while Ellie was sitting on a chair, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, holding He was talking about something with a document in his hand, and a group of teachers below echoed from time to time.

Hua Ming walked into the office and didn't make any noise to interrupt, but quietly walked to the side of Shizuka Hiratsuka and Dole Yan, and stood there obediently, listening to Ellie's narration.

Seeing Hua Ming, Dao Leyan and Hiratsuka Shizuru all smiled and waved to him.But the other teachers were not so friendly, they all moved their bodies away from Hua Ming, as if they were avoiding him.

Chapter 460 When it comes to missions, I think of competitions, and when it comes to competitions....

For this, Hua Ming is also very helpless. Sometimes, being too good is also a kind of trouble.

There is no way, who asked Ai Li to give him the title of the best teacher every year, although he is indeed qualified to take it, but it is hard to guarantee that other teachers will not feel bad, after all Ai Li's attitude towards him The attitude towards other teachers is also different, the difference is too big to determine everything, so except for Doraku Yan and Hiratsuka Shizuka, and a few teachers, most of them, especially the male teachers, are faintly ostracizing him sign.

For example, at gatherings between teachers, no one has ever called him. If he was called, he was called Dao Leyan and Hirazuka Shizuka. Hua Ming, who was in the same office with them, seemed to be ignored.

Of course, Hirazuka Shizuya has never been to this kind of party, and although they are both very popular among the teachers, they have never been to it once.

So now the school is basically divided into several circles, the kind that don't have much to do with each other, and being able to say hello is already a luxury.

But Hua Ming doesn't care, although he doesn't have many friends, but they can talk to each other, it's better than those friends who are full of wine and meat, right?

Coming to Hiratsuka Jing's side, after greeting the two in a low voice, Hua Ming stood there quietly, listening to Ellie's task after task.

The teachers who received their respective tasks left one by one.Gradually, there were fewer and fewer people in the office, and when only Hua Ming was left, Ellie finally stopped talking, took off her glasses, and rubbed between her brows.

Thanks to Huaming, Dao Leyan and Shizuka Hiratsuka have a good relationship with Ai Li, at least they can be regarded as friends. They will restrain themselves in front of others, but in private, everyone is not so particular.

Hua Ming directly pulled a nearby chair and sat on it, knocked on the table, and said rudely to Ai Li, "Ai Li, don't let me stand for a long time, what about my task?"

Hiratsuka patted Hua Ming's shoulder and said, "Hua Ming, Ellie is the chairman of the board no matter what, so it's better if you speak with respect."

"Oh, that's it." Hua Ming nodded, and then said, "Then Ellie, what about this baby's mission?"

Ai Li twitched her mouth, picked up the document in her hand and hit Hua Ming's head, but Hua Ming dodged in time, she didn't chase after her, she casually threw the document aside, resting her hands on it. On the table, I looked at him with the standard Commander Ikari's appearance, and said, "I heard that you are going to perform on stage today?"

"Um, can't you?"

"Tsk tsk, can you do it? Don't embarrass me then, so many people will be watching." Ellie deliberately smacked her mouth, with a hint of disdain on her face.

"Just kidding, I'm super brave, okay, why don't I act in a drama? What a big deal, I can do anything." Hua Ming patted his chest and vowed.

"Really? Well then, since that's the case, your task is..." At this point, Ellie suddenly elongated her tone, and looked at Hua Ming with a playful look, "Take the first place."

"Huh?" Hua Ming was taken aback for a moment, and then he realized it, and said with a strange expression, "You mean, let me win the first place in the class competition?"

"Yeah, aren't you omnipotent? Then you should be able to do this little thing with ease." Ellie said with a smile, "By the way, if you don't get the first place, you will also There is a punishment."

"Punishment? What the hell is this?"

"Haven't you heard of punishment games?" Ellie touched her chin with deep meaning on her face, "The loser must agree to the winner's request, no matter what~"

"Wait a minute! What the hell are you talking about? Aren't we discussing the assignment of tasks? Why are you talking about the punishment game for me? Talk about it later, do you want to have a Chinese and foreign Co-production, starting in the second half of the year, what are you paying attention to?!" Hua Ming was really speechless, did this dead woman, Ellie, have cement in her head?Inexplicably, he wants to let himself take the first place, and what kind of punishment game is he playing.

Tsk, they are all old women, and it is not shameful to still play this kind of young people's game.

Ellie frowned, and suddenly felt a malicious attack that made her extremely uncomfortable, but she didn't know the source, so she could only suppress this doubt.

"It sounds very interesting, Hua Ming, just agree, I believe you will definitely get the first place." Dao Leyan poked Hua Ming's waist with great interest, and advised.

Hua Ming rolled his eyes, and said bitterly, "Aren't you stupid? She's the chairman of the board, and it's not up to her to decide the outcome of the final competition. No matter how good our class is at that time, She could have ranked us last."

Ellie was not happy when she heard this, she patted the table and said, "What do you mean? Am I the kind of person who would cheat for personal gain and ignore the rules for my own selfish desires?"

Hua Ming glanced at her and nodded silently.

"You!" Ellie became angry immediately, if it wasn't for the fact that Shizuka Hiratsuka and Dole Yan were still here, she would have taken out her bow and arrow and set Hua Ming, a poor fellow, on the wall.

In the end, it was Shizuka Hiratsuka who couldn't stand it anymore, and stood up and said something fair, "Well, I think, why not just let the audience rate it, let them choose which class they think is better in the show, and then vote , the one with the most wins, how about it?"

As soon as Hiratsuka Shizuka said this, Hua Ming and Ellie fell into deep thought. After a moment of silence, they both nodded.

"Okay, I think starfish."

"Let's leave it at that, there will always be some small-minded people who will doubt the fairness of the competition." Ellie curled her lips and said, "By the way, don't do anything to give away important contestants from other classes for the sake of No. 1." Kidnapped."

"Damn! I'll tie you up!" Hua Ming shouted dissatisfied.

Afterwards, after Ai Li gave the final task to Shizuka Hiratsuka and Dora Ban, the three of them left the office together.

"I'm talking about Hua Ming, why is the chairman suddenly going to play some punishment game with you? Is there some secret here?" Dao Leyan asked curiously.

Hua Ming shrugged, expressing that he didn't know, "Who knows, maybe she's reached menopause and wants to have some fun. Hmm... What should she do if she wins~"

Hiratsuka raised her eyebrows and glanced at Hua Ming, "H's business is not acceptable, of course, if you have such needs, you can come to me."

"Uh...."

"Huh? Violent girl, are you in spring?" Before Hua Ming could speak, Dao Leyan glared at Shizuka Hiratsuka with dissatisfaction.

Hiratsuka Shizuka crossed her arms and looked contemptuously, "It's better than some people who can't even have sex."

Chapter 460 Opening

"What did you say?!" The body problem has always been a pimple in Dao Leyan's heart. Although she has always said that there is nothing wrong with being a loli, and that she can guarantee the quality forever, but in fact, there is no woman who would not want to have a pair of Good figure, especially when there is such a long-legged and big-breasted beauty Hiratsuka Shizuka who can be a model by her side.

"I, I can do it too, Hua Ming, come and find me." Unwilling, Dao Leyan grabbed Hua Ming's arm and sold himself to him.

Hiratsuka sneered disdainfully, "You can? What can you do? With your small body, I can do it with me. Is it something you can say? Be careful with your stomach."

Hua Ming twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, and three rows of black lines appeared on his forehead. Why didn't he notice it before? Shizuka Hiratsuka is also a master of connotation when he plays pornographic jokes. He really deserves to be a Chinese teacher. Look at the use of this idiom. .

Dorakuyan's face was flushed immediately by Shizuka Hiratsuka's disdainful words, and Pingping's chest kept rising and falling, obviously already extremely angry.

"Yo, what's the matter, but I'm going to do it?"

"So what, my old lady has always only used her fists to speak!" Dao Leyan squeezed her small fists, and the bones made a crisp cracking sound.

"Who's afraid of anyone? It just so happens that my hands are itchy recently, so let's do it." Shizuka Hiratsuka immediately put on a posture, and was about to separate male and female with Dao Leyan on the spot.

Hua Ming: "Don't fight, stop fighting!"

In the end, Shizuka Hiratsuka and Dorakuyan also failed to fight, because they still have their own tasks to complete, if they waste time here, Ellie will deduct the bonus if they find out.

Back in the classroom, all the students in the classroom have already arrived, and there is one more.