After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"Flying Phoenix Wings——!"

In an instant, the entire workshop was filled with endless crimson clouds.

......

In the end, Hua Ming still had to make a move. If he didn't make a move, he wouldn't be able to catch the prisoner, because they would all be burnt to death by Meihong...

When the flames dissipated, Hua Ming looked at the ground and looked at the place where the locusts were drinking and playing, calling for a phantom shin print?/p>

Who let them piss off Meihong so much?You have to die, thinking that if you have more people, you can win.

It was like a group of brave men who had just left Novice Village and held the sword forged by Li Blacksmith, the head of the village, and went directly to challenge the big boss.

After finishing everything, Hua Ming left after Meihong's subordinates came to clean up the situation.

Back home, the little maid Rem stood at the door as usual, welcoming him back respectfully.

"Master Hua Ming, please wait a moment, the food will be ready soon." After making a cup of black tea for Hua Ming, Rem went into the kitchen to help Cha Cha Wan cook.

"Why did you go again today?" Yi Wen, who was sitting on the sofa playing games with Bad Li, turned his head and asked him.

So Hua Ming told her about today's experience, and Yi Wen couldn't help curling his lips when he heard it.

"You don't ask me to come along for such a fun thing, isn't it too stingy for you Hudan?"

Hua Ming said, "Actually, it's not much fun, just to help sister Meihong. If I take you there, you probably won't be able to sit still for an hour, right?"

"Well... that's true."

After eating, Hua Ming returned to the room, turned on the computer as usual, and clicked on the game.

Since he and Kaguya resolved their grievances, he would go to the game and play a few games with this dead house sister basically every day. Of course, this was all requested by Kaguya.

[Why are you here so late today? 】

As soon as he started the game, Kaguya's message was sent within three seconds. People couldn't help but wonder, did this guy stay in front of the computer all the time?

Hmm...it seems that there is a possibility.

[Going to help sister Meihong today. 】Hua Ming replied honestly, after all, this is not something to hide.

Hui Ye: [Tsk, you really are a good-for-nothing turkey, you are such a big person, and you still need help from others. 】

Seeing this news, Hua Ming's head suddenly turned black.

What the hell are you talking about, the guy who asks him to double row all the time for the sake of scoring? !

Kaguya: 【Forget it, let's play another game today. I recently found a good game. 】

【what game? 】

[Have you heard of 'eating chicken'? 】

Hua Ming thought about it. He had seen this game on the Internet before, and it seemed to be very popular, but he heard that there were many cheats and bugs, so he didn't play it.

[I have heard it. 】

【Okay, let's play this, you hurry up and play the game. 】

【Um】

Without wasting time, Hua Ming quit Fantasy Heroes, opened Steam, found the game, and started downloading it.

The internet speed of his home is still very fast, one G per second, so it is very fast, and the game has been downloaded within a few minutes.

"Hua Ming, are you playing a game?" At this moment, the door was pushed open, and Ewen Jielin walked in with a wet shawl of blond hair, wrapped in a bath towel, obviously just washed bath.

Hua Ming turned to look at her, nodded and said, "Want to play together?"

"Are you playing...eating chicken?" Ewen Jielin walked over and asked in surprise when she saw the game being installed on the computer screen.

Chapter 490 Nine f*ck me

"You know this game too?"

"Nonsense, do you think I don't know how to surf the Internet?" Yiwen Jielin gave Hua Ming an angry look, "I remember you don't play 3D gun games very much? Why did you think of playing this today?"

Hua Ming spread his hands helplessly, "Follow the heavens, my elder sister said, I can't do anything about it."

"Tsk, it's this dead house girl again." Yiwen curled her lips, she didn't like this guy who always took up his time and insisted on playing games with him.

"So, do you want to play together?" Hua Ming asked again.

"Well... let's play, I will get the computer when I go back."

"Wait, let's dry your hair first. It's winter now, even if there is an air conditioner at home, you can't be so wavy." Stopping Yi Wen who was about to turn around and go out, Hua Ming got up and took out the hair dryer from the cabinet, beckoning to her waved.

"What's the matter? Anyway, I'm the true ancestor. If I catch a cold or something, don't get along with me at all, okay?" She said so, but Yiwen Jielin's body has already walked over honestly .

Hua Ming patted his thigh and said with a playful smile, "Come on, sit up and move yourself."

Yiwen blushed immediately, and reached out her hands in embarrassment to pinch Hua Ming's soft flesh, "Hun Dan, don't tell me dirty jokes!"

Hua Ming grabbed her hand with a smile, and with a little force, he lifted her petite body and hugged her to his lap.

Hua Ming has hugged his body countless times, but Hua Ming doesn't feel tired at all.Yiwen's weight is very light, holding it in his arms is like holding a doll, but the touch is extremely real, it really makes people want to keep holding it like this.

Burying her head into her moist hair, and gently sniffing the unique fragrance produced by the shampoo mixed with the girl's body fragrance, Hua Ming's heart gradually became hot, and her hands began to become dishonest.

"Soul, soul light...Is this what you mean by blowing your hair?" Ewen Jielin felt her body go limp for a while, and she weakly held down the big hand that was trying to reach into her bath towel, and turned her head 'viciously'. Liao Huaming rolled her eyes coquettishly.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it back for a while." After licking his dry lips, Hua Ming mobilized the few self-control in his body, and managed to restrain himself to withdraw his hand.

I don't know if it's because of Yiwen, he feels that he seems to be becoming less and less resistant to the soft-spoken loli figure, and he is going further and further on the road to becoming a lolicon... .

Hey, after all, if there is no agreement with Youxiang, Yiwen doesn't know how many times he has been eaten by him.

what a pity....

In order to avoid some disharmonious things from happening in the future, Hua Ming didn't dare to let himself go any longer, picked up the hair dryer, and turned all her attention to blowing her hair, which made the somewhat ambiguous atmosphere become Warm up.

"Hmmm..." Yiwen squinted her eyes halfway, leaning comfortably on Hua Ming's body, enjoying the warmth brought by the hair dryer and Hua Ming's attentive service, she couldn't help crying out so happy .

Hua Ming squinted his eyes, "Hey, it's just blowing your hair. Don't be so flirtatious. Are you trying to seduce me?"

Yiwen blushed immediately, and hit Hua Ming's stomach with an elbow, "You're flirtatious, your whole family is flirtatious! Can you speak? You idiot, the devil is seducing you!"

Hua Ming smiled and stroked her blow-dried hair, then turned her face, and kissed her pink and tender cheek, "Okay, go and change your clothes, let's play a game .”

With a red face, Yi Wen pinched Hua Ming's face vigorously, then kicked his calf, jumped off his lap, and trotted out of the room.

Hua Ming returned to the computer and found that Hui Ye had sent him several urging messages, and the game had already been installed.

After he sent Hui Ye a message that he would come soon, he clicked on the game.As the computer screen went black, soon, the loading interface of eating chicken appeared, and a pop-up window popped up.

"Get the id...." Hua Ming thought for a while, waved his hand, and typed on the keyboard——

【f*ke me】

Well, the taunting effect of the id of shooting a gun battle is absolutely appropriate!

At this time, Huiye sent a voice call invitation, and Huaming agreed, and then Huiye's beautiful and moving voice, like an oriole out of the valley, came out of the earphone... swearing.

"I'm stupid, tm, a group of brains and scumbags, why don't you die! It's amazing to hang up? If you have the ability to practice PK, my mother will let you beat you with both hands and feet. Your mother doesn't even know you!"

A big drop of cold sweat suddenly dripped from Hua Ming's forehead.

He froze for a while, then twitched the corners of his mouth, and asked, "Sister Hui Ye, what's wrong with you...?"

Hui Ye's voice was a little hasty, obviously still angry, she said angrily, "Just now I met a group of hangers-on, beat my old lady to death, and mocked me around me, I scolded them a few times, but These bastards are still...fucking!"

Hearing what Hui Ye said, Hua Ming immediately understood why Hui Ye was so angry.

It's a game. When most people meet a girl, especially a single dog, they will become extremely enthusiastic. From a single dog to a licking dog, it doesn't count if they don't lick the girl comfortably.

But there is also a very small setback. When they meet a girl, they will intensify their ridicule and use all kinds of foul language to satisfy their poor vanity. Generally, this kind of person belongs to the most unlucky kind in reality. An unremarkable type, that's why his temperament changes drastically in the game and goes to extremes.

What Kaguya met was obviously the latter.

"Well, it's just a game. You can turn off the voice, it's fine if you don't see it. After all, you can't beat them along the network cable." Hua Ming comforted.

"It really pissed me off." Kaguya complained angrily for a while, then calmed down, and said instead, "What's your ID name, I'll drag you."

"My ID...uh..." Hua Ming suddenly regretted that he had taken such a mocking ID.

How should he tell Hui Ye?

fuck me?

Fuck, this fucking ghost just said it!

"Let me pull you, what's your name?"

Hui Ye didn't think too much, and gave her a string of English names, and when Hua Ming invited her, she was silent for half a minute.Just when Hua Ming thought that she had another problem with the Internet, a burst of crazy laughter came to her ears.

"Fuck hahaha! You're so flirtatious, you actually took such a gay ID, how much do you want to be fucked, hahaha——!"

The corners of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, and he silently canceled the voice call, then took out a lollipop and put it in his mouth, with a sad expression, like a prodigal smoking a cigarette.

md, I would not have chosen this name if I knew it earlier!

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"Let's go, the concubine can't help but want to go on a killing spree—as long as it doesn't come across cheaters." The mood of the dead house comes and goes quickly, and after a while, Hui Ye returned to normal, repeatedly urging Huaming quickly started the game.

Hua Ming said, "Wait a minute, there is one more person coming."

"Who?"

"My wife."

Kaguya was taken aback for a moment, and immediately realized, "The little man with the golden hair?"

The corner of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, "I said Sister Huiye, didn't you say no adjectives? If Yiwen knew that you said that about her, she would definitely be furious."

Hui Ye curled her lips, and said disdainfully, "I'm not wrong, she was originally a little golden-haired dwarf, and she was still a tsundere, I really don't know how your taste became so strange, from Kaze Jian Youxiang, a queen like you From the royal sister to the tsundere loli... there is no buffer at all!"

"Can't you?"

"Hehe, Lolicon!"

"I'll wipe...you come too? Okay, okay, since everyone says I'm a lolicon, then I'm a lolicon, okay?" Being called a lolicon by countless people made Hua Ming feel a little broken Shouted in a broken voice, "But even if I am a lolicon, I am still a lolicon who only controls my Yiwen!"

"Ah... how disgusting."