After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

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Following Ai Li all the way to the door of the toilet, Hua Ming stopped and looked at Ai Li who had already walked in but not closed the door with weird eyes, as if waiting for him to go in with him, and couldn't help but said, "I can put Does this mean that you are seducing me? Or do you mean that you want to rule me? Let me say it first, I am a serious teacher, the kind who sells art but not body. And it will not be the first time in such a high-level toilet place!"

Ellie was taken aback for a moment, and then her face turned red. She gave Hua Ming a vicious look, stepped forward and grabbed Hua Ming's arm, and dragged him to the toilet, saying, "Who the hell wants to sneak into the toilet?" Ruled you?! Are you the first time to be amazing? You speak as if no one is the same, what are you thinking about all day long!"

Then, she pressed the flush button of the toilet, and at the same time delivered the magic power. After a burst of water rushing, a light green portal appeared on the snow-white wall.

"Let's go."

"Farewell."

With all his strength, he held Hua Ming who was about to turn around and run away, and Ellie also felt a little embarrassed.

"Well, don't be surprised, this is actually the entrance to the portal back to the forest of elves, we just need to step in and get there."

The corners of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, and there were rows of black lines all over his forehead, "So...why is the switch of this portal set on the toilet flush button! Do you know that this will make people Any bad associations? Sorry, I think I may not be able to go in, you should change the way for me, I am just an ordinary person, I don’t have such special hobbies as you.”

"I don't have such a special hobby either!" Ellie exclaimed in shame and indignation.

Hua Ming lifted the dead fish eye and pointed at the portal, "Then how do you explain this?"

"This is the teleportation magic that my sister installed for me! She's just messing with me on purpose. After I found out, the teleportation array has been installed, and I'm also very desperate." Ellie also had a sad face.

Hua Ming was a little surprised, "You still have a sister? Why have you never heard of it?"

"Sorry, because I've been hypnotizing myself, telling me I'm an only child."

Hua Ming glanced at the toilet flush button, and seemed to understand what Ellie was thinking.

It seems that her sister...well, she is not very reliable.

"By the way, if you see my sister at my house later, you must not look at her! Don't even talk to her!"

"Hey, is your sister the evil god Crusu?"

"More terrifying and disgusting than the evil god!"

"Oh? I'm more interested in meeting you when you say that." Hua Ming rubbed his chin, curious about the sister Ellie said was more terrifying than the evil god.

"Don't!" Ellie crossed her arms and drew a big X on her chest, with seriousness on her small face, "You will definitely regret it when the time comes."

Ellie paused, as if she felt that this was not enough, she added a few more words, "My sister was expelled from the Elf Forest before, and she is not allowed to enter during normal times, only during the Holy Sacrifice. Go home, so at this time, she will be even more terrifying than usual."

"So, where is your sister's horror? You should at least tell me clearly." Hua Ming's curiosity grew stronger, "Is she bad-tempered? Or black-bellied? She likes to play pranks?"

"I, I don't want to say it." Ellie turned her head away, a faint blush floated on her cheeks, "I don't want it to come out of such foul language."

"Alright then." Hua Ming nodded.

"Then let's go now."

"...Farewell."

"Why?!"

Holding Hua Ming's arm again, Ellie didn't care about the question of whether she was shy or not, and hugged him hard, trying to drag Hua Ming into the portal.

Hua Ming's face was expressionless, and the soles of his feet seemed to have taken root. No matter how Ellie pulled, his body did not move a bit.

"Sorry, I can't accept it psychologically. I feel like being flushed down the toilet."

"Ah! Don't say it! It took me several years to hypnotize myself not to think about it!"

"Ah, sorry..."

"If you really want to apologize, come in with me quickly."

"Ah, I'm sorry about that too."

"Why?!"

The two argued for a while, but neither could convince the other, and the whole scene suddenly fell into a stalemate.

But in the end, Hua Ming compromised.

After looking at Ellie for half an hour, who was already in tears, as if she was about to cry in the next moment, but still pouted forcefully, and kept pulling herself into the pit, Hua Ming sighed deeply.

"I really lost to you, just go."

"Really?!" Ellie was taken aback for a moment, and then her face became overjoyed. She even sucked back the golden peas that were about to fall.

"Hey..." Hua Ming closed his eyes, with a solemn and solemn expression, as if the wind was rustling and the water was cold, and then he fell headlong into the portal.

The moment he stepped into the portal, his body lightened suddenly. With his strong control over the space, Hua Ming immediately realized that the installation of the portal was not very stable, and the error of the space nodes would be at least ten meters.

But this is also normal, after all, it is tens of thousands of kilometers apart, and it is already a difficult thing for ordinary people to install two teleportation circles, otherwise, they would not still use airplanes as the main means of long-distance transportation. Tool, just a teleportation array is enough.

This wasn't a big problem, so Hua Ming didn't take it seriously... Such thoughts continued until he walked out of the portal and saw the scene in front of him.

The exit is a bathroom, which at first glance seems to be the same as Ellie's toilet, but...the problem is that there are people in this bathroom now!

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In this spacious bathroom compared to ordinary people's homes, the first thing Hua Ming saw was Avril not far in front of him, who was sitting naked on a small bench, carefully washing her long hair. ——and lying in the bathtub, with a pair of long legs crossed, a young woman with a face that is [-]% similar to Ellie.

In the bathroom, there was faint water vapor produced by the hot water, enveloping the bodies of the two women faintly. Unfortunately, in Hua Ming's eyes, there was nothing to hide, and it was useless at all.

Looking at the scene in front of him that was enough to drive any man crazy, Hua Ming silently swallowed his saliva, pulled up an ugly smiling face a little stiffly, and greeted Avril who turned around after realizing that he was waiting for someone, " Yo...yo, Auntie."

Avril Lavigne was obviously taken aback when she saw Hua Ming, and immediately subconsciously waved her hand to say hello, but she reacted in the next second, her pretty cheeks quickly heated up, and then she stretched out her hand without even thinking about it. The bath towel on the wall sucked it over, and blocked himself at the fastest speed.

"Mom, sister, why are you taking a bath here!" Ai Li, who was half a beat behind and surprised by the scene she saw just now, remembered that Hua Ming was also there, and quickly covered her with her hand. His eyes, and shouted at Avril angrily at the same time.

"Ah la la, I'm sorry Ellie, I didn't expect that you would just teleport here." Avril's complexion was flushed, and her snow-white skin was dyed an attractive pink, but because of the dignity of being an elder for a long time , or let her adjust her emotions quickly.

Of course, the main reason is because in her opinion, the people here are all from her own family anyway, and it seems that it is not difficult to accept being shown by her own family... Well, yes, she has already put the flower Ming saw her as her son-in-law, otherwise she would have turned him into scum by now.

"I thought you guys would come later. I just finished cleaning the house with Amy, and I just wanted to take a shower and welcome you back." Avril explained.

"Then, let's go out first, you guys wash up quickly." Ellie couldn't say anything more, now that she stayed here for a second, she felt uncomfortable all over, and she was so embarrassed that she brought her mother and sister back. The man looked at his body and so on... Isn't this a plot that only exists in a book!

After finishing speaking, she covered Hua Ming's eyes while pushing him towards the door. Hua Ming also cooperated with her obediently. In fact, he couldn't stay any longer and just wanted to get out quickly.

This shit.... It was also very embarrassing for Hua Ming to go to a friend's house and see his friend's mother and sister taking a bath.

It's nice to have benefits though.

"Hey, so this is Xiaoli's boyfriend? It just looks so-so." At this time, another voice suddenly sounded, accompanied by the sound of rushing water, as if there was someone Like something came out of the water.

Immediately afterwards, Hua Ming heard Ellie yelling in embarrassment, "Sister! What are you doing out here, go back to the bathtub!"

The voice replied full of jokes, "Don't worry, Xiao Lili, I'm just curious about your boyfriend, what kind of man can pass the mother's test? Could it be that he has three heads and six arms? Or...."

"Sister! Where are your eyes looking! Also, don't come here!"

Although Hua Ming's vision was blocked by Ellie, Hua Ming's eyes were completely dark, but his body and senses were keenly aware that a gaze was unceremoniously falling on his lower body. The playful eyes, as if he was looking at some toy, made Hua Ming Ming couldn't help shaking all over, goosebumps almost popping out.

"Hey, your name is... Kazami Hanaaki, right? Let me introduce, my name is Amy, and I'm Ellie's sister." The voice went from far to near, and when it came to the end, it seemed to have come to me In front of her, Hua Ming could smell a faint scent of shower gel on the tip of her nose.

"It hurts..." Hua Ming instantly felt the hand covering his eyes exert force, as if it was about to pinch his eyes, and he couldn't help but let out a cry of pain. .

"Ah, ah, little Ai Li, you see that you are too careless, your boyfriend is hurt by you."

"It won't be like this if my sister puts on her clothes! Get out of the way!"

"Hehe, it's been a long time since I saw Ellie's expression like this, I miss it so much, what if I want to look at it for a while longer?"

"Amy." Avril's voice sounded at this moment, with some undeniable majesty in her tone, just like Hua Ming's appearance when she met this lady for the first time, "Don't trouble Ai Li, she It’s the first time you bring your boyfriend home, so don’t scare him.”

"Yes yes yes~" Amy responded softly, then blinked at Hua Ming (although Hua Ming couldn't see it), and said with a smile, "Boyfriend, if you need any help, feel free to come Look for me, sister, I will definitely satisfy all your [requests], who made you my brother-in-law~"

Hua Ming twitched the corners of his mouth and chose to remain silent.

Ellie glared at Amy angrily, then pushed Hua Ming around her and walked out of the bathroom.

After closing the bathroom door with her backhand, and walking to the living room, Ellie heaved a sigh of relief and let go of the hand that had been covering Huaming's eyes.

"Let me tell you, don't believe what my sister says, she's just teasing you, if you really ask her for something bad, you will definitely be the one who is unlucky." Ellie raised a stick Finger, reminded very seriously.

"I know." Hua Ming replied straight away, anyway, this was the last time he was acting as a shield, so naturally he wouldn't make any more troubles, lest he cause trouble for nothing.

"You sit here for a while, I'm going to change clothes." After letting Hua Ming sit on the sofa in the living room and making him another cup of tea, Ai Li left this sentence and went to her room.

After Ai Li left, Hua Ming had time to take a good look at this house and the legendary elf forest.

Through the window, you can see the lush green leaves and lush branches outside.Taking a deep breath, the fresh air full of life energy pours into the lungs, which is completely different from the polluted air in the city. Just a simple smell will make people feel comfortable physically and mentally.

Obviously it is in the forest, but the furniture is not retro, on the contrary, it is very trendy, and everything that ordinary people have in their homes can be found here.It didn't have the appearance of an ancient mountain village as Hua Ming imagined.

"This is really... a place to relax physically and mentally." Looking at the lush green scenery outside the window, Hua Ming couldn't help sighing, thinking that if he didn't become a teacher in the future, he would take Sister Youxiang and Yiyi with him. It is also a good choice for Wen to settle here.

"Oh? Do you want to get married already?"

Chapter five hundred and sixth wants a son

Some lazy voices suddenly sounded behind him, Hua Ming turned around and saw Amy in a bathrobe smiling at her.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I don't have such an idea." Although Ellie said that she should keep him away from this sister, but when others take the initiative to talk to her, he can't just say nothing, right?That's a little too rude.

"Hey, that's such a pity, I thought it would be so convenient if there was a man in the family, hehe..." Amy put her white and tender fingers in her mouth, and looked at her with winking eyes. Hua Ming, he almost wrote the word "molesting" on his face.

Hua Ming twitched the corners of his mouth. If it wasn't for his good eyesight, he could clearly see that the other party's eyes were only teasing, without any other emotions mixed in. He was clearly making fun of himself on purpose, otherwise he would just turn around and run away.

"Amy...Miss...."

"You can just call me sister. Anyway, my mother recognizes you. We will be a family in the future. There is no need to be so divided." Amy said with a smile, "In contrast, can I call you Xiaohua?"

"Uh......"

"is it okay?"

"As you like..." At this time, Hua Ming was glad that he had had a lot of contact with La Fei, so he had a deep understanding of this type of girl.Otherwise, if he was a little shy at this time, he would definitely be led by the nose by the other party.

"Hey, Xiaohua, how old are you this year?" Regardless of the fact that she was only wearing a bathrobe, Amy sat down on the sofa carelessly, crossed her legs, and looked at Huaming with interest, as if just It looks like I want to chat with him casually.

"Hmm...80 or so." After thinking about it, Hua Ming felt that there was no need for him to hide his real age. It's a little too young.

"Haha, sure enough, Xiao Hua doesn't look like she's lived for hundreds of years, and that little girl Ai Li really is eating tender grass after an old cow."

God damn old cows eat tender grass!

He admits that Ai Li is an old cow, but Hua Ming never admits that he is a young grass, he is obviously a pure man, okay!