After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Meow meow meow? !what's going on?Why do Ram and Rem sleep next to me!And it seems that she has no clothes on!

He still vaguely remembered such a familiar scene. When drinking with his sister Hong Cuixiang and the others last time, he was also drunk, and when he woke up, he found that Rem was sleeping beside him.

Well, if this is the case, forget it, after all, it is not the first time.

But why Maulam is there too!

Shuangfei sisters are so evil!This book will be sealed, okay?

Thinking of this, Hua Ming quickly lifted the quilt and looked inside.

Well, apart from the two white and tender bodies, he was very relieved to see the boxer briefs he was still wearing on his body, and there were no strange stains on the bed, everything looked fine.

Huh, that's good.

Hua Ming breathed a sigh of relief, luckily he didn't eat these two girls when he was drunk, otherwise wouldn't it be a big loss if he didn't feel anything at all?

"Hmm...Master Hua Ming, are you awake?" Probably Hua Ming's movements were a little too big, waking up Rem, who was not a deep sleeper, and saw her fascinated. He opened his eyes in a daze, his voice was as soft as cotton candy, it was so captivating to his ears.

Hua Ming suddenly shuddered, feeling the blood rushing up all over his body, Qi Qi rushed towards an indescribable part.

'Whoosh! '

In order to avoid embarrassing himself in front of the little maid, Hua Ming jumped off the bed in a teleportation, grabbed the clothes neatly placed on the chair next to him, and put them on without saying a word.

"Lord Hua Ming, don't you want to sleep a little longer?" Rem blushed pretty, covering his chest with one hand, and lifted the quilt with the other hand, as if inviting, his watery eyes sparkled with ripples.

"No, don't sleep anymore, I'm going to go to the bathroom." Hua Ming turned his face away in embarrassment, turned and ran away in a panic.

The little maid's lethality is too strong, if he stays here, he doesn't know what kind of crazy eighteen forbidden behaviors he will do.

For example...in Ram's face take Rem from behind...

what!It's too dirty!

Looking at the back of Hua Ming running away in a hurry, Rem pursed his mouth a little discouraged.

At this time, another voice sounded with a hint of disdain, "I'll just say, with Mr. Hua Ming's temper, if you want to wait for him to take the initiative, then you don't know when you will have to wait. If you listen to me , We pushed him together while he was drunk and unconscious, now everything can be done easily."

Rem turned around and looked at Ram who opened his eyes, with lowered eyelids, "I...I just don't want to embarrass Mr. Hua Ming, if he doesn't want to do it, Rem will not force him, anyway There is still more time in the future, Rem can afford to wait."

"Damn! Can you afford to wait, can I afford to wait? Finally, there is a chance. When Master Hua Ming is gone, where else can I find this opportunity?" Ram puffed his pink cheeks and snorted angrily. .

Rem bit his lip, as if he had made up his mind, he leaned over and whispered in Ram's ear, "When Master Hua Ming is willing to pamper Rem, Rem will also call his sister .”

Ram's eyes lit up, "Are you serious?"

Rem nodded, his eyes were as gentle as water, "Sister, don't forget, we are sisters."

"Hmph, even if you have a bit of conscience, it's not in vain that I have been so kind to you since childhood." Ram nodded in satisfaction, and then, taking advantage of Rem's inattention, he stretched out his hand and pinched the girl's chest. full.

"Oh...but no matter how many times I watch it, I'm still very upset. We are twins, why is it that only your breasts grow so big?" Ram kneaded and looked down at himself The little lotus on the chest just showed its horns, and I couldn't help but say a little jealously, "Could it be that when you were in your mother's womb, Rem, you absorbed my big breast gene?"

"Sister, sister...don't do this..." Startled by Ram's sudden move, he wanted to resist, but couldn't stop the opponent's movement because of insufficient strength. Rem could only bear with his body Bringing a strange feeling, he pitifully begged Ram for mercy.

But Ram became more and more addicted to kneading. Regardless of Rem's panting, which was almost ashamed to tears, his face was full of interest, and he even used his hands.

But she, who was so excited, really forgot that now it's not just herself and Rem in the house, so...

"Uh...I, am I disturbing you?" Hua Ming came back from the bathroom after a cold sneer, thinking that the two girls had already dressed, but when he opened the door, he saw this A thrilling scene of welfare made him speechless for a while.

This is how the good feelings of your sisters come from!

I heard that girls touch each other's breasts to increase their relationship. Although Hua Ming doesn't know if this is true, he knows that boys will never rub each other's chest to increase their relationship. .....

"Master Hua, Hua Ming, it's not like this!" Sensing Hua Ming's strange gaze, Rem immediately wailed in embarrassment and anger.

.......

Chapter 610 The seventh joke

"Ahem, so I.... have slept all day and all night?"

The misunderstanding was resolved, and the three of them sat at the table staring at each other. After Rem's dictation, Hua Ming finally understood what happened.

It turned out that after drinking the glass of wine from Hoshiguma Yuki, he actually fell asleep for a full day and night, so Rem and Ram took advantage of the opportunity to sleep beside him.

But this shit is too cruel, what kind of wine is so overbearing, it can make me sleep for a day and a night, obviously I only drank one cup!No matter how bad the drinking capacity is, it won't be so bad!

"Master Xingxiong's Xingxiong Cup has the effect of purifying and upgrading the quality of wine, so it is normal for Master Hua Ming to be drunk for so long." Seeing Hua Ming's depression, Rem quickly comforted him, and helped Hua Ming Ming poured a cup of tea.

"Hey....What a pity. It seems that we can no longer drink Yongyi's wine." Hua Ming sighed regretfully.

To be honest, the taste of the wine purified by the Xingxiong cup is really good. If you use the good wine from the Scarlet Devil Museum to purify it in the Xingxiong cup, it will fascinate many alcoholics in the world.

"Why can't you drink my wine?" Suddenly, a heroic female voice rang in my ears, and then, the door of the guest room was opened with a click, and Hoshigum Yuki came out scratching her somewhat messy blond hair. Behind her was Cuixiang who followed her out while yawning.

"Eh? Why are you here?" Hua Ming looked at the two ghosts sitting across from him in surprise, not understanding why the other party was at Ram's house, and it seemed that they had spent the night here.

"Yesterday when you got drunk, your little maid was going to take you back, so we just followed along when we had nothing to do, and then we drank, fell asleep while drinking, and then woke up." Xingxiong Yongyi explained concisely road.

After a pause, she continued, "By the way, your drinking capacity has really convinced me. I think it's the first time I've met someone who was drunk for a day and night after only one drink. On the other hand, you might still be a rare breed.”

The corner of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, and he almost threw the tea cup directly into Xingxiong Yongyi's face, you're the one who cherishes it!

"Haha, this Hua Ming is inferior." Cuixiang covered her mouth and sniggered.

Hua Ming raised his eyebrows, and said angrily, "So you're very brave?"

"Of course, I'm super brave, okay?"

"Okay, stop pretending, you're not going to get any better, who was that person who was drunk and ran around the room naked last night?"

"Uh...Yongyi, you just need to know some things in your heart, can we not say it?"

"Hey, isn't this interesting emmmm."

Seeing that everyone was chatting enthusiastically, Rem thought for a while, and then said, "Rem is going to prepare breakfast, adults, please wait for a while."

"Oh, thank you little Rem. Speaking of which, I'm really hungry." Hoshigma Yuki touched his flat belly and said.

Ram also stood up, "Let me help too."

Watching the two twin maids leave, Hua Ming looked away and was about to say something when he saw Cuixiang looking at him with a lewd smile.

"I said, little brother, isn't it fun for sisters to sleep with flowers?"

"Uh...you know all of this?" Hua Ming was a little embarrassed.

"I didn't know it at first, but when I first came here, I saw their eyes when they looked at you. It was so tender. Even if I didn't know, it was hard for me." Cuixiang poked Huaming's waist with her elbow with a strange smile. , "Tell me honestly, how many people do you have in your harem now?"

Hua Ming raised his eyebrows and looked at her with a smile, "Oh? If you ask me that, do you also want to join my harem?"

Cuixiang rolled her eyes angrily, and was about to complain casually, but when the words came to her lips, her eyes rolled, and her tone changed instantly, "Yeah, he wants to join your harem, can't he?" A young girl with no butt and a decent look winked at Huaming, but unfortunately the effect was mediocre.

Hua Ming scratched his ears with his little finger, raised his legs, and looked down at Cuixiang condescendingly, with a playful arc on the corner of his mouth, "Of course, but you have to do something practical first, why don't you warm the bed tonight how?"

"Cut, are there still fewer people warming your bed?" Cuixiang curled her lips in disdain, and didn't bother to joke with Huaming anymore. She turned into a salted fish and lay down on the chair, pouring wine into her mouth one mouthful at a time. .

"It seems quite interesting, Hua Ming, why don't you take me into the harem too, anyway, I lost to you in the fight." Seemingly finding it interesting, Hoshigyu Yongyi also came in with a smile.

Hua Ming thought she was joking too, so he nodded with a smile, "Haha, yes, if a beauty like you Yongyi can enter my harem, wouldn't I wake up laughing at night when I go to sleep."

"Those, then it's settled." Hoshixiong Yongyi scratched his blond hair again, as if thinking about something, blinked his eyes, and then saw her leave the seat and walked to Hua Ming's side.

"What's wrong?" Hua Ming was taken aback when he saw the tall ghost king come and sit beside him, and then asked curiously.

"It's nothing, I just want to..." Xingxiong Yongyi grinned, stretched out his hand, and took Hua Ming into his arms, then lowered his head, and when Hua Ming didn't know why, he directly kissed him. lip.

Hua Ming's eyes widened instantly, staring blankly at the ghost king who was so close in front of him, feeling the fiery touch from his lips and the familiar smell of wine, instantly made Hua Ming's mind go blank.

The kissing of lips this time was just an ordinary kiss, but Hoshiguma Yuki's lips gave Hua Ming a very strange feeling.

She is not as soft as Yi Wen, nor as wild as You Xiang, nor as sweet as La Fei, but she is very... hot, Hua Ming's brain is a little dizzy from the burning, of course, this is also possible It's because of the smell of wine.

The two separated, Hoshigyu Yongyi stared at Hua Minghong's flushed cheeks, his eyes flickered, and subconsciously licked his lips, as if he was reminiscing about the strange feeling just now.

"Ahh! You, what are you doing all of a sudden!" Finally regaining consciousness, Hua Ming jumped out of Hoshigum Yuki's embrace like an electric shock, and almost fell to the ground because of too much force. , looking at the ghost king with horror.

Xingxiong Yongyi spread his hands innocently and said, "Join your harem, isn't that what you said?"

Hua Ming was stunned, "You...are you serious?"

"It's natural. Although I, Xingxiong Yongyi, am not a good person, at least I am a character. If I release it, it is like pouring water, and I promise it." Xingxiong Yongyi said it with such a serious face that Hua Ming wanted to give up immediately. If you crash to death.

Chapter 610 Going Home

"But... I was just joking, just like Cuixiang just now." Hua Ming swallowed, trying to persuade the ghost king not to make a decision so easily, and kept winking at Cuixiang, hoping She can also come and say a few words for herself.

Unfortunately, what he saw was Cuixiang's schadenfreude, a smile ready to watch a good show.

Well, this b can't be counted on.

"I know you're joking." Hoshiguma Yuki nodded understandingly.

"That...."

"But I'm not kidding you."

"Uh..." Hua Ming's face suddenly turned bitter, "I mean, sister Yongyi, we just met yesterday, and we didn't say a few words in total, and we don't even have a foundation of relationship at all. Is it really okay for you to make a hasty decision without knowing each other?"

"It doesn't matter. We can cultivate our feelings. As for mutual understanding, I think we already understood each other during the battle yesterday." Hoshigma Yongyi said nonchalantly, "After so many years of being alone, it's hard to meet someone who is pleasing to the eye. , and the man who can defeat me, if I let him go, maybe I will really be single for the rest of my life."

The corners of Hua Ming's eyes are twitching wildly, you just want to get out of the order, so you drag me so hastily and don't let go!

Xingxiong Yongyi took a sip of his wine carelessly, then patted Hua Ming on the shoulder and said, "Why, do you still look down on me?"

"Of course not, it's just..."

"Then it's over. I heard from Cuixiang just now that you have quite a lot of confidante friends, so I'm not missing one of them, right?"

"Uh...you are also the ghost king after all, is it really okay to be so casual?"

"Hey, what's the matter, in the face of such a big event as getting out of the order, any problem is not a problem." Hoshigma Yongyi glanced at Suixiang and smiled complacently, "Besides, I can laugh at this group of people in the future I'm single, especially Hua Shan, who always mocks me as a man and no one wants it, now I want to show her who it is and no one wants it, hahaha!"

"Hey, hey, what do you mean, I'm not single!" Cuixiang, who had been watching a good show, saw Hoshiguma Yuki's eyes, slapped the table angrily, and shouted dissatisfied.

Hoshigma Yongyi squinted, "If you're not single, then what are you?"

"My old lady is a lone wolf!"

"Tsk, what's the difference?"

"Nonsense, it sounds better than being called a dog, right?"