After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"Who is it that you don't have a b number in your heart?"

Seeing that the two of them were about to stage a daily routine at the school gate again, Hua Ming rubbed the center of his brows, and could only say before the nearby students had time to pay attention, "Stop saying a few words, now here is At the school gate, if you dare to fight here, Ellie will probably pick your skin later."

Hearing Hua Ming's words, the two girls shut up resentfully and stopped the escalating quarrel.

"Well, Xiaoyan, why don't you just join in, no matter who wins or loses, the three of us will have a meal. Speaking of it, it seems that we haven't got together for a while. Chance."

"Well...Since you Hua Ming have said so...so be it."

"....Row."

After hesitating for a moment, the two women nodded in agreement.

.....

The class bell rang, and Hua Ming entered the classroom stepping on the bell. Looking at the rambunctious children who were still talking enthusiastically, he coughed a few times skillfully, and tapped the blackboard again. Only then did this group of energetic guys concentrate. attention.

"Say something, the school's sports meeting will be held next Friday, do you want to sign up for the project?"

As soon as this remark came out, the brats below who had just calmed down immediately became lively again, chattering and starting to discuss, Hua Ming didn't stop seeing this, and continued after they had digested the news, "By the way, everyone must participate in at least one event. If anyone dares to use sick leave or something as an excuse, then the 3000-meter long-distance run belongs to him."

"Well, let me tell you first, the number of applicants for the 100-meter sprint is five, the number of applicants for the 5-meter long-distance race is five, the number of applicants for the 800-meter and 5-meter races is three, and the relay race requires ten people, divided into two groups. Throwing the shot put in the long jump or something is going to..."

After Hua Ming briefly introduced the list of people needed for the sports meeting, he paused and added, "By the way, if the number of people required for the final 3000-meter long-distance race is not enough, I will choose the least number of people in the registration for other events people join in."

"..."

After the silence under the podium, the war broke out in an instant.

"Teacher! I want to sign up for the 100 meters and the long jump shot put!"

"Teacher! I want to sign up for 100 meters, 800 meters and high jump!"

"Teacher! I want to..."

As Hua Ming expected, under the desperate 3000-meter pressure, everyone burst out with unprecedented enthusiasm and frantically fought for other events, for fear that if they moved too slowly, they would lose their place.

Of course, there are exceptions.

"Kukuku! I didn't expect to wait for half a year, and finally let me wait for this opportunity!" A certain red-haired idiot stepped on the chair, with the back of his left hand against his right cheek, proudly raised his head, and was greeted by the love of his classmates. Under the gaze of mentally handicapped eyes, he smiled very proudly, "Teacher, I want to take over all the competitions, and then win the championship, so that this school will fall for me. This is my first step to conquer the world!"

Hua Ming nodded calmly, and wrote down the data in a small notebook.

Although Satania's brain is not very good, her physical fitness and motor skills are different from ordinary people. At least it is not a problem to be a hundred times stronger than Gabriel.

Well, this girl seems to be a good card.

"Teacher~" A white arm was raised up, accompanied by a numb voice, as if it was born to stir up people's inner emotions, Lafei looked at Hua Ming with a smile, "If we get No.1 If so, will there be a reward?"

"Reward? Of course there is, the school will give it out." Seeing La Fei's sweet smile, Hua Ming suddenly became vigilant, and his intuition told him that this girl was about to make herself uncomfortable again.

Sure enough, La Fei continued, "What people are talking about is not the school's rewards, but your teacher~ We are honoring the class. As the teacher of the class teacher, shouldn't you express something? Everyone agrees, right?"

La Fei was originally a famous figure in the class. She was beautiful and well-spoken, and made a good impression on everyone. Therefore, under her incitement, there was a burst of echo in the class, there were men and women .

Of course, this is also because these brats have long known that Hua Ming has a good temper. Otherwise, if another teacher came, such as Jing Keai, he would have sent him an iron fist.

Hua Ming shook his head helplessly, and after thinking for a while, he could only say, "Well, if our class can finally get the best grades in the school, I will treat everyone to a big meal, and the person with the best personal grades, I will It's a good thing to meet her one more request, so it's okay, right?"

"Yeah! Long live Mr. Kazami!" Immediately, the whole class cheered collectively.

Hua Ming couldn't help laughing when he saw this, these brats were indeed full of vigor, and they started getting excited before the sports meeting even started.

As for what he said just now, he would make a request for the person with the best grades, it is actually very simple, because that person will most likely be Satania, this idiot who put all attribute points in sports, as long as he is serious If so, he should be the first one.

It couldn't be easier to satisfy Satania's request. There is a saying, if there is something that cannot be solved with one bolo bun, then use two!

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Time soon came to noon, and as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Hua Ming returned to the office with a book in hand.

"have time?"

As soon as he arrived at the office, Hua Ming saw Ai Li sitting on his seat with her legs crossed, looking like a boss.

Hua Ming glanced at her, casually threw the textbook on the desk, turned and left.

"Hey!" Ellie's face darkened, and she didn't care about showing off. She quickly got up from her seat and grabbed Hua Ming who was about to leave, "Your sister, can't you show me some face?"

"I'm hungry, I want to eat." Hua Ming said bluntly.

"Then I'll treat you to dinner, and we'll chat while we eat."

"No, I'm allergic to black silk."

"Shut up! Come with me!"

No matter how Hua Ming tried to find reasons, he was dragged by Ellie to her office in the end.

'click'

The door was locked directly, Ellie pushed Hua Ming's shoulders, pressed him on the chair, and then sat down on the opposite chair.

"Tell me, what exactly do you want to do?" Hua Ming sighed, but in fact, he already had a prediction in his heart, "If it's for me to go home with you again, don't talk about it."

"Uh..." Apparently, Hua Ming's words hit the bull's-eye and choked up Ellie who was about to say it.

"Ahem...Hua Ming, to be honest, how do I treat you?" After coughing a few times, Ai Li had a familiar smirk on her face.

Hua Ming rolled his eyes speechlessly, is this trying to play the emotional card with himself?It's too uncreative.

"so so."

"Uh...."

"Okay, don't talk to me anymore, I have to go to dinner, let's just open the skylight and talk straight." Seeing Ellie's forced smile, Hua Ming rubbed between his brows and didn't bother to go Look.

"Okay, my mother wants to see you." The stiff smile disappeared suddenly, and Ellie propped her cheeks, pretending that I was also helpless.

"Well, I understand. Let me take my leave." Hua Ming nodded, got up and was about to leave.

"If you dare to go out, I'll tell you all the shit about you, believe it or not!"

Hua Ming raised his dead fish eyes, "Do you really want to die with me?"

Ai Li smiled miserably, "If I can't take you back, I will definitely be spoiled by that eccentric mother. Instead of doing this, I might as well die with you. At least someone can help me collect the body."

Hua Ming felt a bit annoyed, it wasn't that he didn't want to help Ellie, after all they were old friends, so it's okay to do a few favors, otherwise he wouldn't have gone there before.

But now it's different, there is a person who wants you to be her son all the time, she is so enthusiastic, Hua Ming really dare not go again!

After all, he and Ai Li pretended to be boyfriend and girlfriend to fool Avril, but others treated him wholeheartedly. If Hua Ming continued to pretend, his conscience would hurt, and his conscience would be hard to bear.

After thinking about it, Hua Ming said, "Why don't you tell your mother that we should break up, so that we will be clean in the future."

Ellie shook her head, and said with a wry smile, "It's useless, I know my mother's character, she has already identified you as a son-in-law, even if I say we split up, she will definitely force me to come back to you to get back together, if I If not, she might come to you directly."

"I'll go... I knew I shouldn't have helped you with this in the first place."

"Hey, I'm also very desperate." Ellie spread her hands, looking very ashamed on the surface, but she was happy in her heart, and she praised her mother for a while.

"Okay, I will go to see your mother. This time I will tell her the truth. I don't want to lie to her again." Hua Ming thought for a while and said seriously.

Ellie hesitated for a moment, then nodded, "Alright, just do as you said."

Hearing Ellie agree so straightforwardly, Hua Ming looked at her in surprise. Logically speaking, this guy probably didn't want his real relationship with her to be exposed, otherwise she would be dragged into a blind date again.

Noticing Hua Ming's eyes, she seemed to understand what he was thinking, but Ellie didn't explain anything, she just waved to him to signal that he could go.

After leaving the office, Hua Ming went to the cafeteria, putting Ellie's affairs aside for now, he has no good countermeasures to deal with her enthusiastic and troublesome mother.

Because the more enthusiastic Avril is, the better he treats him, the more guilty Hua Ming is, the more shameless he is to see her, after all he is just an actor pretending to be a boyfriend.

When he came to the cafeteria, after ordering a vegetarian dish as usual, Hua Ming sat in the teacher's area and began to enjoy a hearty lunch slowly.

"Teacher, don't you mind if I sit here~" A familiar voice appeared in my ears, and when I looked up, a beautiful girl with silver hair was already sitting opposite, looking at me with a smile.

"Are you alone? What about Xiaojia and the others?" Hua Ming glanced at La Fei and then continued to eat his own food with his head down.

"Xiao Jia and the others are over there, and they are waiting for you. For this reason, they declined their invitation." La Fei put her hands on her cheeks, and kept smiling at Hua Ming without eating, as if Hua Ming is like a feast.

Hua Ming felt a little uncomfortable being watched by her, and said, "Why do you keep looking at me? You still don't eat your food."

"Hee hee, people are already full just looking at the teacher. There is a saying that beautiful food can be eaten. Haven't you heard of it, teacher?"

The corner of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, he picked up a piece of tofu, and stuffed it directly into Pi Xiaoniu's mouth, "Shut up, will you die if you don't say nasty words? Hurry up and feed me."

"Okay~" La Fei replied with a sweet smile, then picked up the chopsticks and started to eat.

"Teacher, it's not good for your health if you only eat vegetarian food and don't eat meat." After a pause of less than ten seconds, the little girl's nature flared up again, and she started looking for something to say again.

Hua Ming glanced at her, and said calmly, "Is my health still not clear to you?"

La Fei raised the corners of her mouth, tapped her oily lips lightly with chopsticks, her eyes curved into a beautiful crescent moon, "Of course I don't know, after all, I haven't tried it, I have to ask Yiwen to find out." okay~"

Hua Ming had black lines all over his head, "Hey! Don't just drive around, pay attention to your image, okay?"

"The image of her has always been like this, hasn't the teacher seen it clearly?" La Fei blinked her big watery eyes innocently.

Hua Ming was speechless all of a sudden, what La Fei said was really the truth, this girl usually looks like an elegant noble lady in front of outsiders, and has attracted countless boys and girls, but her essence is She's a real little devil, and only those she approves of can see her side.

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"Come on, teacher, ah~" La Fei picked up a piece of beef and brought it to Hua Ming's mouth with his hands, "Eat more meat to make your body better, otherwise, at the speed of you, Hua Mingjun, you can open a harem." , I’m afraid I’ll be a widow in the future.”

Hua Ming rolled his eyes and backed away, not daring to accept La Fei's feeding, "Don't worry about it, I'm in good health, I can handle it even if there are ten or hundreds of them, and this is the cafeteria , there are so many people watching, can you be more reserved? Don't let others see something."

"It doesn't matter~" La Fei still maintained the feeding action, and said with a smile, "If you are seen, you will be seen, Luo, the big deal is that the relationship between her and the teacher is open."

"Hey... are you serious? I don't want to be accused by thousands of people."

"Hee hee, I'm just kidding. Although I don't care about it, I will still take care of your emotions, Mr. Hua Ming." La Fei narrowed his eyes and smiled slyly like a little fox, "And, this kind of sneaky underground love affair , doesn't it feel very exciting?"

"...You really are broken."

"Don't say that, Hua Mingjun, I've held it up for a long time, and my hands are almost sore, why don't you just take a bite~" La Fei shook her chopsticks, pouted, and said coquettishly.

Hua Ming glanced around, and sure enough, many people were looking at him, La Fei's attractiveness was as expected, and beautiful girls always keep their heads back.

Looking at La Fei who was smiling again, he saw that the girl had been holding it up for almost half a minute, and Hua Ming really couldn't get rid of the other party's temper. Swallowed.

"That's right, come on, have another piece."

"Don't come, everyone around is watching, idiot!" Sensing the burning eyes and chattering voices around him, Hua Ming immediately immersed himself in his meal, and simply pretended to be an ostrich.