After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"This damn art! Please don't tarnish the word art, please?"

"Tsk tsk, it seems that Xiao Huaming is a relatively innocent type. I thought you would enjoy watching it."

"...Only perverts can enjoy watching it, right?"

"Aren't men just perverts?"

"Hey! Apologize to all the men in the world!"

Just when Hua Ming was about to run away uncontrollably, there was a crackling sound from downstairs, and the door opened.

"Xiaohua, Xiaohua, where are you?"

Hearing this familiar voice with a bit of joy and anxiety, Hua Ming's eyelids twitched, and the emotion that was going to run away just now subsided instantly.

"Well, mom and the others are back. Really, I still want to continue to give you Amway notebooks. It seems that I have no chance now." Amy shook her head in disappointment, then stretched out her hand and casually took it out of the cardboard box. A notebook came out, and he stuffed it backhand into Hua Mingyi's pocket, "You read this first, and return it to me after you finish reading it."

"I do not want....."

"Mom, Xiao Huaming is here!"

Before Hua Ming could refuse, Amy yelled downstairs, and then winked at him. She looked just like the brother who borrowed your little emperor's book when she was in school. No matter how you looked at it, she felt wretched!

'boom! '

Almost instantly, Amy's door was pushed open from the outside, and then, Avril's familiar figure appeared in front of Hua Ming's eyes.

"Yo...yo, hello, auntie..." Hua Ming hurriedly got off the bed in embarrassment, scratching his head while saying hello.

"Well, I'm fine, how about you, Xiao Hua? How are you doing these days?" Avril Lavigne walked towards Hua Ming step by step with a gentle smile.

For some reason, looking at Avril's pretty face that made no secret of her love for her, Hua Ming couldn't even say a word, and could only nod perfunctorily, "Well, well, it's okay. ..."

"Hehe, Xiaohua, you are really serious. You haven't come to see me since the last time. Do you dislike Mom...Auntie is too annoying?" Avril took Hua Ming's hand very naturally, as if complaining, But it was more like a resentment.

"No, there is no such thing, I just...too busy with work, um, that's it." No way, Hua Ming could only find a bad excuse to perfunctory, but fortunately Avril Lavigne didn't care about his excuses, it seemed that as long as His statement is enough.

"Okay, let's go down with Mom... Auntie, I have already asked Ellie to prepare tea and pastries, let's have a good chat this time."

"it is good...."

Amy didn't follow her downstairs, probably because of the inspiration Hua Ming gave her just now, and she must be writing a picture book now.

So, there were only three people in the living room, Avril Huaming and Ai Li.

"Xiao Hua, try this, this is a pastry I made with the fruit of the elf tree, it's delicious."

"Xiao Hua, try this again..."

"Little flower..."

Avril Lavigne was still as enthusiastic as ever, so enthusiastic that Hua Ming couldn't get used to it, but Ai Li was just like watching a play, sitting next to her without saying a word, but her speed of eating snacks was not slow at all!

"Wait...wait, Aunt Avril, I'm here today mainly because I want to tell you something." As the saying goes, people are soft-spoken but short-handed. It is better to make the decision as soon as possible.

"Okay, Xiao Hua, tell me, I'm listening." Avril put down her snacks, wiped her hands, and looked at Hua Ming tenderly.

Chapter 740 Confession

"Actually... Ellie and I... are not in a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship." Even though being stared at by Avril felt like Alexander, Hua Ming managed to speak out with difficulty, and at the same time his eyes secretly Looking at the other party, I wanted to see what Avril's reaction would be. Even Ellie, who was next to her, didn't even dare to eat snacks at the moment, so she huddled on the sofa, trying to reduce her sense of existence.

Avril still had that gentle look, as if she didn't hear Hua Ming's words.

Seeing this, Hua Ming gritted his teeth, stood up suddenly from the sofa, then bent down to Avril Lavigne, bowed deeply,

"I'm really sorry that I have lied to you all this time. Although there is a reason for this, I am still wrong anyway. I hope you can forgive me!"

This time, Avril finally reacted, this beautiful elf stretched out her hand, placed it on Hua Ming's head, and began to stroke it gently.

Hua Ming looked up suspiciously, but what he saw was still a face with a gentle smile.

"Xiao Hua, you are such an idiot child, do you think I really don't know anything?"

Hearing this, Hua Ming couldn't help but smile wryly, "As expected, did you already know?"

Avril nodded, and glanced lightly at Ellie next to her, "You two's acting skills are indeed not very good, although I couldn't see it when I first met you, but after getting along with you, I saw too much You always keep a subtle distance from Xiao Li, neither unfamiliar nor too affectionate, which is absolutely abnormal for a couple in love..."

Hua Ming sighed. Sure enough, a fake is always a fake, and it is still easy to be seen through. I knew that I shouldn't have agreed to Ellie's request in the first place.

Ellie also scratched her head in embarrassment, and said, "Mom, listen to me..."

Avril waved her hand, "You don't need to say anything, I know, you are used to being free and undisciplined, and you definitely don't want me to arrange a blind date for you, so you asked Xiaohua to help. I am also at fault for this, so I won't hold you accountable Problem."

Ellie breathed a sigh of relief, as long as her mother is not angry, everything will be fine.

"Then... are you forgiving me?" Hua Ming scratched his cheek and asked tentatively.

"Forgive? Why should I forgive you?" Avril's mouth curled up, and she suddenly revealed a mischievous smile. She stretched out her hand to pinch Hua Ming's cheek, and said with a smile, "I have never been angry with you since the beginning. Why should I forgive you? After all, you must have been forced to come here by that stupid daughter of mine, right? "

Hua Ming was almost moved to tears, look, look, why do people like wives now?Who doesn't like such a gentle and understanding character like Yamato Nadeko?

"And if she didn't ask you to pretend to be her boyfriend, I wouldn't know you, would I?"

"Well... Anyway, thank you, Auntie, for your understanding." Hua Ming nodded gratefully to Avril.

"Hehe, who made you so cute, Xiao Hua, how could I be angry?" As she spoke, she pinched Hua Ming's cheek again.

Hua Ming: "..."

Well....Although being treated like a child made him feel pained, but now he also understands Avril Lavigne's thoughts. Undoubtedly, this beautiful elf mother treats herself like a son from the bottom of her heart, and because she The appearance also just hit the g-spot of Fang Zhengtaikong, and the combination of various factors formed the current situation.

But the problem is, even if Avril Lavigne is indeed several times older than Hua Ming, not to mention becoming a mother, even being an ancestor is fine, but Hua Ming's mind is a real adult, and even if he has such a three-view People who have been established, to recognize a beautiful, gentle and sexy elf as a mother, this... ahem, then let's talk about making Gabriel return to the little angel who saves the world.

There is no way, Hua Ming can only resort to the method of changing the topic, chatting with Avril, almost thinking of what to say, and Avril is listening with a smile, and inserting a few words from time to time, no matter what Hua Ming said Whether the topic is interesting or boring, she does it all the time. In the end, Hua Ming loses her temper. She thinks that she should just accept this cheap godmother....

When it was noon, Hua Ming wanted to find a reason to slip away so that he could go to the Tree of Life to meet Miss Youxiang, but for some reason, the Elf Queen got the news of her arrival and specially sent someone to invite her over for dinner. Ming wanted to refuse, but Avril agreed first, so he had no choice but to give up.

Amy continued to draw books at home, and Avril Lavigne didn't seem to want to take her to see the elf princess, after all, this strange work of drawing books is notoriously embarrassing among elves.

All the way to the elf princess's house, it was still the same as last time, nothing changed, but the little princess saw Hua Ming, she was still very enthusiastic, and she hugged his arm as soon as she came up and did not let go, as if she had become Hua Ming's little fan sister.

"Mr. Kazami, I didn't expect that we would meet again so soon after the last farewell." When she came to the living room, the elf princess still had a noble and elegant posture, pursed her lips lightly, and smiled politely at Hua Ming.

"Ah, the scenery of the elves is pretty good, don't you mind if you have nothing to come and see?"

"Hehe, it's an honor for our elves, of course I won't mind." Elise smiled slightly, "If Mr. Kazami wants to sit down, I can also arrange a room for you, which is guaranteed to be in the place with the best view. s position."

"Well, then I would like to thank Your Majesty for your generosity. When I retire in the future, maybe I will come and settle here." To be honest, Hua Ming really has some thoughts about the forest of elves. Beautiful, fresh air, definitely a good place to settle down.

"Then I will look forward to it."

After saying hello, Elise went to the kitchen to start cooking without hesitation, and Avril also naturally helped, so there were only three people left in the living room, Ellie Huaming and the little princess.

Some people may be wondering why the dignified princess of the elves cooks the food herself, isn't there someone to do it?

You really guessed it right, the elves do not have any servants. After the abolition of the aristocratic system 300 years ago, all elves are equal and everyone is free, so there is no class system. Even if it is the princess, unless she pays to hire a maid herself, she still has to do what she should do by herself.

"Master Kazami, Lilith has a super fun game here, do you want to see it?"

Seeing that Elise had left, the little princess Lilith immediately recovered her lively and active temperament, and led Hua Ming to her room, her face was full of joy like a child showing off a toy.

Chapter 740 Third Sister Queen

Following Little Lolita to her room, Hua Ming was instantly speechless after seeing what she called a super fun game.

Isn't this shit just Tetris? !

Ay Ya I gi!How miserable is this little princess of the elves, that she thinks Tetris is a super fun game?

In fact, this is not difficult to understand. After all, although the elves are already communicating with the outside world, they still live a life indifferent to the world. What world have you seen.

Especially when Hua Ming saw the expectant look on the little princess's face, Hua Ming was too embarrassed to complain about such a little lolita, and had to say with conscience that this game is really fun, look at this cube, how Russian!

Later, in order to open the eyes of the little princess, Hua Ming gave her a psp game console, which was still charged by solar energy, which opened the door to a new world for her, as long as she didn't become the second Gabriel.

Under the kind hospitality of the elf princess, Hua Ming enjoyed a meal of elf food made by the princess herself. He wanted Rem to come and learn how to cook. After all, there are many elves who are vegetarian, and everyone has the same taste.

After dinner, Hua Ming excused himself to go for a walk, declined the little princess and Avril's request to follow, and quietly came under the tree of life.

Although the tree of life is guarded by elves and rangers, as long as Hua Ming wants to enter, they can't find it, let alone the tree of life has its own small space. When Hua Ming approaches the past, the tree of life The tree was very sensible and opened the door to him.

In a blink of an eye, all the rangers not far away disappeared, and everything they could see was green, and countless bright spots of light were flying all over the sky, which were the purest life energy.

This is a small world created by the Tree of Life itself. It is small in size and its main function is to store life energy. Of course, people can also come in, but it depends on whether the Tree of Life gives face.

There is no doubt that Kazami Yuka is here now, after all, there is no better place to recover her strength.

Then Hua Ming saw Kazami Youxiang sitting on a thick tree trunk, leaning against the big tree with closed eyes and resting his mind.

"Sister Youxiang, I'm here." Hua Ming quickly waved and called.

"..." However, the only answer to him was the rustling of the leaves in the breeze.

The corners of Hua Ming's mouth twitched. Well, it seems that his queen sister is angry.

Hua Ming, who has a pretty good EQ, certainly wouldn't think that Youxiang was sleeping so she didn't hear her own voice. Even if she was really sleeping, she would definitely know when she came. Don't doubt that she is the incarnation of nature. How strong is Kazami Yuka's perception.

Confused, Hua Ming jumped up and was about to jump onto the tree trunk next to Kazami Youxiang, so as to talk to her at close range, but he didn't expect that he just jumped up and didn't stand still, a pair of beautiful legs with whistling wind He kicked towards him, the speed was really astonishing, as fast as lightning.

Hua Ming was kicked on the waist by this kick, and then flew out like a cannonball, fell to the ground, and couldn't get up for a long time.

Then, a cold voice with strong dissatisfaction rang out,

"How long do you want to lie on the ground? Get out of here!"

Hua Ming didn't dare to pretend to be dead when he heard the words, and quickly stood up from the ground, only to find that Kazami Youxiang had fallen from the tree, and was standing under the tree looking at herself indifferently.

"Haha, I haven't seen you for a long time. Sister Youxiang, you are beautiful again. You really don't want to give life to other women anymore." Hua Ming continued to grimace, and ran over with all kinds of things in his mouth. I kept talking good things, to use Li Yunlong's words: Second Battalion Commander, where are your niang's sugar-coated shells?Pull me!

As the saying goes, only flattery is the only way to wear it. Everyone likes to hear good things, especially women, so I like it even more. Otherwise, how can I coax women?

It's a pity... Kazami Yuka is no ordinary woman.

She is like a steel castle, when Hua Ming's sugar-coated shells hit her, it's like a gnat shaking a tree. It's useless, the cold air overflowing from her body seems to be able to freeze the space, making Hua Ming who is still tens of meters away He couldn't help shivering, and subconsciously slowed down.

"Come here soon! Have I taught you to dawdle?"

After being yelled at by Queen Youxiang, Hua Ming hastened to speed up his pace, and quickly ran in front of her, just like an eunuch meeting an empress in ancient times, with a shy smile on his face. leg.

There is no way, Hua Ming has been most afraid of her queen sister since she was a child. Although Youxiang also has gentle moments, she is not fake when she is as cold as an iceberg!

And especially when she's angry, it's like Mount Everest erupting into a volcano.

"Miss Youxiang, are you hungry? I brought you delicious food, do you want to try it?" Hua Ming was digging into the storage space while talking, some snacks, black tea... Anyway As long as it was food, he took it out.