After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"Tch, you want to lie to us again." Dao Leyan curled her lips in dissatisfaction, "Let's not talk about how crude your ring is, you don't even have a marriage certificate, and we have never even met the wife you mentioned. Thinking of me as an idiot for trying to deceive us with this lie."

"That's right, although she is a fool, but don't take me for a fool." Hiratsuka followed up, first belittled Xiadao Leyan, improved herself, and then said: "At least I have never I’ve seen that you have contacted the wife you mentioned. You usually go home directly after work, and you live alone. No matter how you think, you are single. Or is your wife so...Two-dimensional ?”

At the end, Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at Hua Ming with a little suspicion.

Chapter 6 Big breasts can do whatever they want

"You're thinking too much." Hua Ming waved his hand speechlessly, too lazy to continue arguing with them, "I want to play while I'm playing, I still need to read the list."

After saying that, he opened the student list and began to read it.

Dorakuyan and Hiratsuka Shizuka glanced at each other, then snorted coldly in a very tacit understanding, and turned their heads to do their own things.

Seeing the two troublesome guys walking away, Yiwen Jielin walked slowly to Hua Ming's side.

"Damn..." As soon as she arrived, before she could say a word, she saw Hua Ming showing a resentful expression.

"What's the matter?" Yiwen Jielin couldn't help being very curious. You must know that this paralyzed face rarely has fluctuating expressions. This time it will be such an expression, which is enough to show how many students on the list are. Amazing.

"That old woman, Ai Li, actually tricked me." Hua Ming slapped the student list on the table with a displeased expression.

Yiwen Jielin leaned over to take a look, and then understood why Hua Ming became like this.

"Tsk tsk, angels, demons, elves, monster girls... that woman really knows how to play, an ordinary high school has gathered so many non-human beings, I guess they are all arranged here, haha, it seems that in the future Your life will be very interesting." After reading the student information on the list, Yiwen Jielin couldn't help being amazed.

"There's something wrong with it. It's enough to have some troublesome guy... Hey." Hua Ming sighed, and glanced at Yiwen Jielin.

"What do you see me doing?" Yi Wenjielin immediately stared back in displeasure.

"Because you are in the most trouble! At first I thought I could finally send you a hot potato, but I came back after going around for a while. It's really...hey."

"What do you mean! It seems that I only make trouble, but I am also very well-behaved." Ewen Jielin retorted immediately.

"Yeah, very well-behaved." Hua Ming sneered, and began counting the other party's crimes with his fingers, "Eating snacks and drinking black tea in class, and putting them on the table in an upright manner, are you here for class? Came here for afternoon tea? It’s not polite to the teacher. I’ll forget it. You should respect the other teachers too, right? Stop it, I kicked you out of school a long time ago. You are obviously a jerk and want to be a queen."

Listening to Hua Ming counting her crimes one by one, Yiwen Jielin, who was still full of resentment, became a little uncomfortable.

After all, everything Hua Ming said was true (of course she would never admit the last sentence), but she didn't do it on purpose, it was just her nature, and she hadn't been in contact with society for long.

He used to live a life of being hunted down and imprisoned, but he didn't connect with society until he was rescued by Hua Ming.So it is understandable that she is a little ignorant, which is why Hua Ming always chooses to tolerate each other.

"...That's all for now, do you have anything to say?" After chattering for a few minutes, Hua Ming said that his mouth was a little thirsty. Le Yan drank it in one gulp with envious eyes.

(Hundan! That violent woman actually used her own cup to deliver water, wouldn't that be an indirect kiss! It's too scheming!) Dao Leyan gritted her teeth, clutching her handkerchief tightly, thinking unwillingly.

"I..." Yiwen Jielin opened her mouth, looked at Hua Ming with some hesitation, saw that his expression was normal, and then said slowly: "I will change."

The voice is very small, if it wasn't for Hua Ming's good ears, he would really ignore it.

The corners of Hua Ming's mouth slightly curled up. What he taught in the past three years seems to be somewhat effective.

At least let a girl who used to be rebellious and self-respecting be able to say the three words [I will change] now, he is already very satisfied with Yiwen Jielin's changes, although it is very slow, but it is true. There is growing.

"Yeah, not bad, I'll cook something delicious for you when I go back tonight." Yi Wenjielin made progress, and Hua Ming praised her once in a while, and even promised a reward.

Yi Wenjielin's eyes lit up, and she immediately started counting with her fingers, "Then I want to eat steak, tempura, tuna sushi, twice-cooked pork, roast duck..."

Seeing that Yi Wenjielin talked more and more, Hua Ming was speechless, "How much food do you want to eat with such a small stomach, and it's all meat, give me some vegetarian food too."

"I usually eat with you, a vegetarian, and I haven't seen meat for a long time, so I blame you. You have to take responsibility for my stomach."

"There's so much nonsense, there are only three things, you can figure it out." Hua Ming made the final decision.

"There are only three..." Yiwen Jielin showed a tangled and hesitant expression, and then ran to the side to make choices hard, trying to pick three favorites from the things she likes to eat.

"Hey, Hua Ming, can I go'?" Dao Leyan who was next to him came over at this moment, poked Hua Ming's thigh quietly, and looked at Hua Ming eagerly.

If there was a lolicon in this scene, I'm afraid they would shout three years without losing money, earn blood from the death penalty or something, and then hold Dao Leyan and run a [-]-meter sprint.

Unfortunately, Hua Ming is not.

"What are you going to do?" Raising an eyebrow, Hua Ming asked knowingly.

"That's right...to your house." Dao Leyan said shyly, her cheeks flushed slightly, her small hands clutching the corner of her clothes.

"Uh......"

Please, don't you just go to my house for a meal?Why are you blushing!It's not that I haven't been there.

Hua Ming was quite speechless, but he didn't take it seriously, he nodded and agreed, anyway, it was just an extra mouth.

"Why don't you bring me with you?" As I said before, the office is so big, it is basically impossible for you to say something secretly without being discovered by others, so Hiratsuka Jing saw that Dorakuyan wanted to steal He ran, and immediately ran over, put his arms around Hua Ming's neck, and breathed in his ear seductively.

Sister Yu's perfect body was attached to Hua Ming's body, and her sensitive earlobe felt the sweet and hot breath of the other party...so if Shizuka Hiratsuka could calm down and remain still, she would definitely be a bewitching beauty.

"Hun Dan! Get the hell out of Hua Ming!" Seeing that Hiratsuka Shizuka used her body to seduce Hua Ming so shamelessly, Dao Leyan was furious instantly.

Big boobs are amazing!

It's amazing to have a good figure!

It's amazing how beautiful it is!

I am also very cute!

Hold me in your arms when you sleep, it must be ten thousand times more comfortable than holding you, an old lady!

This is the only thing that Dao Leyan is full of confidence.

Isn't it said that loli pillows are very popular now?Then she will use her body advantage to win for herself... a beautiful boy!

"Hmph~" Shizuka Hiratsuka casually glanced at Dole Yan who was furious, snorted lightly with disdain, and hugged Hua Ming a little tighter.

"Hey, stay away from me, how can girls be so careless about their bodies, don't you understand how men and women give and receive?" Hua Ming pushed Hiratsuka away with a look of disgust.

Hiratsuka Jing wasn't discouraged either, this move actually showed that Hua Ming was indeed a good man, and she couldn't let go.

Chapter 7 As a mature adult, we choose...

"It's fine to come to my house for dinner, but don't think about anything else, or I'll throw you out, ok?" Hua Ming said flatly.

"No problem, as long as someone doesn't mess around, I'm sure I'll be good." Dao Leyan smiled cutely, and incidentally glanced at Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Hiratsuka snorted coldly, took out a pack of women's cigarettes from her bag, took out one and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Do you mind if I smoke a cigarette?"

"random."

With Hana Ming's permission, Shizuka Hiratsuka lit a cigarette and began to enjoy it.

"Hey! I don't mind! If you want to smoke, go outside for me. Don't you know that smoking is prohibited in the office?" Dao Leyan pinched his nose, slapped his little hand in front of him, and said bitterly.

"That's why elementary school students with stunted development are troublesome. It's always because of this that you can't grow up. Why don't you try one too? This is how adults feel~"

Hiratsuka Shizuka crossed her arms, held a cigarette between her index finger and middle finger, and sat on the desk. The charm of the lazy Yujie bloomed, and the whole scene seemed extremely harmonious.

People have to sigh, as long as the face is good-looking and the temperament is good, even smoking can be so eye-catching.

"No, your mouth will stink." Dorakuyan looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka in disgust, then took out a lollipop from his bag and stuffed it into his mouth, with a satisfied expression on his face.

"It's fruity, so it won't stink!" Immediately, # appeared on Hiratsuka Shizuka's forehead. As long as she was a woman, she would not be able to stand being told her mouth stinks, let alone in front of Hua Ming.

"Hua Ming, my mouth doesn't stink. If you don't believe me, you can come and taste it~" Touching the baby's pink lips without any lipstick, Hiratsuka cast a wink at her.

"No need!" Hua Ming refused decisively with a black face.

"Then why don't you take a sip of a cigarette, it's definitely fruity." Hiratsuka Shizuka still didn't give up and handed over his half-smoked cigarette, trying to prove his innocence.

"Hua Ming, don't listen to that woman's nonsense, what's so good about smoking, and you can't swallow it, come and have a lollipop, this one is much more delicious." A lollipop with traces of crystals was taken out and brought to Hua Ming's mouth.

"......"

So guys, here comes the choice again.

On one side is a super cute loli, who has just been licked in the mouth, with a sweet and crystal lollipop that is unique to loli.

On one side is a beautiful sister with a super figure, who has just smoked half of a cigarette in her mouth, and the tip of the cigarette is slightly moist.

If it were you, which side would you choose?

Of course, this is just an if, because you probably won't have such an opportunity (2333).

As for our protagonist Hua Ming, as an excellent adult, the choices he makes are naturally... all of them! — but impossible.

"oops!"

"Ugh!"

Two simultaneous cries of pain came from Dao Leyan and Hirazuka Jing's mouth, Hua Ming withdrew the knife in his hand indifferently, turned around and began to pack his things.

"You two are such grown-ups, why do you still like to mess around like children? Oh, Xiaoyan, if you are willing to admit that your physical age is the same as your mental age, then I didn't say anything."

After quickly sorting out his necessary materials, Hua Ming walked out of the office directly. He didn't want to be the attacking point of these two guys anymore.

"If you want to come for dinner, you can come by yourself at night, I have to leave beforehand."

After leaving such a sentence, Hua Ming met face-to-face at Dao Leyan and Hiratsuka Jing, and Yiwen Jielin disappeared in the fast catch-up.

"It's all your fault! Violent woman! If you didn't want to seduce Xiaohua, how could he leave so soon." Dao Leyan was furious.

"Hehe, you mean that you have done nothing wrong? If you hadn't quarreled with me, it wouldn't have turned into the current situation." Hiratsuka Jingmu showed murderous intent.

"Ha...hahaha! Since this is the case, none of us will accept anyone, so let's see the real trick!"

"Very good, I have long wanted to see the famous [Strangling Banquet], but don't blame me for bullying you because of my size."

"Stop talking nonsense and give me a punch!"

"drink!"

.......

Let us temporarily turn our eyes away from the office that is about to become a philosophical battlefield, and return to Hua Ming, who is walking to the chairman's office at this time.

"Are you going to find Ai Li?" Ewen Jielin followed Hua Ming closely like a follower, seeing his walking route, she raised a question.

"Well, I have a lot of questions that I want to discuss with this old guy!" Hua Ming's face was gloomy, and the information in his hand was almost deformed by his pinching.

Immediately, Yiwen Jielin showed a look of watching the show, she likes to watch others suffer.

"Ah, Xiaohua, why are you here? Didn't the student list have been taken?" Ellie, who was writing something in the office, heard the sound of the door being pushed open, looked up and saw a black face Hua Ming walked in.

In fact, don't look at Hua Ming who has always called Ai Li an old woman. In fact, Ai Li's appearance, in the eyes of outsiders, is at most in her early thirties. In addition, she has a super good figure and a charming face, which belongs to the standard. Mature series.