Dimensional Chat Group
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Words like lolicon were all used to describe him.
Is Chen Yu a lolicon?Obviously, yes.As a normal gentleman, how could he possibly refuse the kind of loli who is light and soft and easy to push down.However, based on this point alone, Chen Yu would not admit that he is a lolicon.
As the saying goes: "Lolita has three virtues: soft voice (children's face), soft body (giant breasts), and easy to push down; Yujie has three virtues: beer, bath, and eating tender grass; queen has three virtues: wooden horse, candle, and leather whip Fuck; a wife has three passions: love, family affection, and extramarital affairs; a wife has three good things: cooking, massage, and being easy to overthrow; no mouth has three styles: eye straps, bandages, and less expression; royal girls have three skills: well-behaved, dexterous, and clever pushing; Maids have three things: cat ears, glasses, and bows; nurses have three colors: white, pink, blue and white; teachers have three things: classroom, intercourse, and lotus pose; students have three things: don’t want, want more, Minting medicine.”
These, but Chen Yu can clearly recite the essence of the classics as long as he thinks about it.
Anyway, Chen Yu is also a full control.What lolicon, Chen Yu will not admit it.
Le Zhengling: "If you're not a lolicon, why would you ask for candy? Only those weird uncles who have bad intentions for loli will use such methods."
Le Zhengling knew these things from books.Those weird uncles like to use candy to coax children the most.
Chen Yu: "Ah Ling, if the child is male and the adult is female, then it is also a lolicon?"
It cannot be denied that I use candy to coax children and gain their favor.But for now, at least some things need to be cleared up.
Le Zhengling: "This"
Chen Yu: "I'm taking candy for kids who seem to be living in slums."
Chen Yu: "Now that I have just arrived in the New World, the only people I can see are those children who seem to be living in slums. But those children don't trust me at all, so I can only think of this way."
Chen Yu: "A Ling, just help me."
Under Chen Yuxiaozhi's persuasion with emotion and reason, Le Zhengling turned her attention to the child.
Le Zhengling: "Chen Yu, are the children you come into contact with living in slums?"
Chen Yu: "Well, it looks like this."
Jumping up and down the sewer, such behavior is easily reminiscent of life in the sewer.
Le Zhengling: "Then can you take a photo?"
Chen Yu: "I can only take a picture of the place where they live now."
Following this news, Chen Yu found the camera function in the chat group, and sent the image of the sewer manhole cover in front of him to the group.
Le Zhengling: "This is a sewer manhole cover. Chen Yu, why are you filming this?"
Le Zhengling: "Wait, is it possible?"
Chen Yu: "That's right, the child I met just now was under the manhole cover. It's just that the other party was very wary of me, and before we had a few words, the other party closed the cover and ignored me."
Le Zhengling: "Sorry, Chen Yu, I blamed you."
Seeing the picture posted by Chen Yu, Le Zhengling knew that Chen Yu was not lying.
Chen Yu: "It's okay. Ah Ling, do you have any sugar?"
What is the best item to coax a child?Of course, it is candy and toys. Among candy and toys, in the eyes of children, the former is more attractive than the latter.
Le Zhengling: "Sorry, I don't have candy on me right now."
Chen Yu: "It's okay, where's Eri?"
Ayase Eri: "The only thing I can touch now is ordinary white sugar"
Ayase Eri: "Chen Yu, wait, I'm going to the convenience store to buy it now."
Chen Yu: "Eri, no need."
Ayase Eri: "It's okay, I'll be back soon."
Neither Le Zhengling nor Ayase Eri are there, the only ones who are still online are
Chen Yu: "Xunyin, do you have any?"
Xunyin Liuge: "Yes, how many do you need?"
Chen Yu: "I don't know how many children are under the manhole cover. The more the better, the more the better."
Xunyin Liuge: "You're welcome, just wait a moment, I'll pass you the candy I bought two days ago."
Soon, Chen Yu discovered that Xunyin Liuge had sent himself a file, and the information in the file was all about sugar.
After clicking accept, Chen Yu suddenly had a big bag of candy in his hand.
Chen Yu: "Xunyin, I am curious to ask, are you afraid of gaining weight if you eat sugar?"
Seeing all kinds of candies in the bag in her hand, Chen Yu realized that Xunyin Liuge should like to eat candies, otherwise she would not have bought so many and so many kinds of candies.
You know, the calories and sugar contained in general candy are enough to make girls who are very concerned about their figure unknowingly gain weight.
The reason why Ayase Eri said that the only thing she has access to is white sugar, because she rarely eats sugar in order to maintain her figure.
Xunyin Liuge: "Chen Yu, it's easy to lose points if you ask a girl such a topic."
Chen Yu: "Sorry, I was talking too much."
For women, whether they are girls or women, the three things they care most about are age, appearance, and figure.
Now that Chen Yu suddenly asked such a question, it was reasonable for Xunyin Liuge to answer this way.
Xunyin Liuge: "Go, remember to turn around and tell me how those kids felt after eating my candy."
Chen Yu: "Okay, see you later."
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