Even Though I'm Beaten Every Day, I'm Still Their Father

She couldn't help looking at her breasts, they weren't too big.

Looking at Guang's ugly face, Xiaotian whispered to Xiaoji and Yuan Yishang beside him, "This group of people is dead."

"Ah."

"Ah."

Xiaoji and Yuan Yishang nodded in unison.

As the first powerhouse under the goddess Guangwu, the head of the seven legendary Valkyries, Light is undoubtedly one of the strongest in this world. If she offends her, you can already think about the color of the coffin.

The man who spoke wildly was standing beside the strong bearded man. It was a man with scars on his face and a murderous look. Judging from his position, he should be the head of the group.

I saw him with a gloomy smile: "Several, our goal is not you, but since you have delivered it to your door, there is no reason for us not to accept it, just a few beauties make our brothers happy, haha. Ha ha!"

The scarred man smiled, and the surrounding subordinates also laughed lewdly, his eyes glancing at the three women unscrupulously, and his eyes were more obscene and obscene.

The target of their ambush fishing here is naturally not Xiaotian and the others, but they caught a few mermaids by accident, so there is no reason not to go along.

The lewd laughter and obscene eyes of the people around her made Light very disgusting. She could lift up her hands to wipe out these people, but she felt that it was too cheap for these people to do so.

Guang took a deep breath and whispered to Xiao Tian, ​​"Mr. Ji Tian, ​​I only know how to fight and kill, but I'm not good at words. Could you please play them for me, I don't want to destroy them with one move, it's too cheap for them. "

It seems that these people really annoyed Guang. After all, she is a legendary Valkyrie, second only to the existence of the goddess Guangwu. It is normal to be angry when people say that.

Xiaotian heard the words, his eyes lit up, nodded and said, "OK!"

Xiaotian was still thinking about how to get Guang to deal with these people. After all, Guang was not his, and he didn't listen to him, but was sent by the goddess to follow him.

Although Xiaoji and Yuan Yishang are extremely talented, their training time is too short, and they can't be the opponents of this group of experienced guys in any case. Only shooting is the easiest insurance.

Now just taking the initiative to say such words, it has already appeared that these people can be handed over to her to solve.

In this case, Xiaotian can feel at ease and boldly tease them!

I saw Xiaotian suddenly hide behind Yuan Yishang, and begged to the scarred man with a frightened face: "Forgive your life, brother! I have old people and young people, I don't want to die!"

Xiaotian's actions made everyone stunned for a moment. The scarred man and the bearded man showed contempt and disdain, and Guang and Yuan Yishang were puzzled.

Only Xiaoji knew that Xiaotian was going to do something wrong, she shrugged and folded her arms to watch the show.

The bearded strong man who received Xiaotian and the four just now looked at Xiaotian who was hiding behind Yuan Yishang, pouted, and cursed: "What a waste."

"A coward."

"It's not a man!"

The rest also expressed their contempt for Xiaotian.

Xiaotian said with a look of fear: "As long as you let me go, these little beauties will be given to you, all given to you!"

"Do you still need these little beauties? Don't they belong to us now?" The scarred man sneered, and slowly approached Xiaotian and the others, "Why, do you have any opinions?"

Xiaotian hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, how can Xiaotian have any opinions."

The scarred man walked up to the four of Xiaotian, looked at the three girls up and down with greedy and lustful eyes, and finally set his eyes on Xiaotian, showing a playful expression: "Do you want us to let you go?"

"Yes yes yes." Xiaotian nodded hurriedly, that look of greed for life and fear of death was almost intrusive.

The scarred man pointed at Xiao Ji and the three of them, and said to Xiao Tian, ​​"These little beauties can make you happy, so you won't kill them. As for you..."

Looking at Xiaotian, who looked greedy for life and fearing death, the scarred man sneered: "If you can't make you happy, there is no reason for you to forgive me."

Xiaotian hurriedly flattered: "Then I don't know how the uncles want to be happy?"

The scarred man smiled slightly, showing a cruel expression, and said, "For example, learn how to bark and ride a horse for your father. If you can make him happy, it is not impossible to let you go."

As soon as this statement came out, Xiaotian didn't react, and the faces of Xiaoji and Yuan Yishang became gloomy.

Those who dare to humiliate Xiaotian have already been labeled as slaying in their hearts.

The scarred man looked at Xiaotian with a gloomy smile on his face. Of course, he couldn't let Xiaotian go. He just wanted to tease Xiaotian. He wanted Xiaotian to have hope of life and then experience despair.

This will make him have more fun.

He didn't put Xiaotian in his eyes at all at this time. In his heart, Xiaotian and these three delicate beauties were already catching turtles in a urn with no resistance.

After all, no one could have imagined that one of these four people was the strongest among the Valkyries!

Chapter 77

The malicious humiliation of the scarred man did not make Xiaotian feel any discomfort, but just felt that the other party was naive and pitiful.

Yes, childish, poor!

The humiliating behavior of letting others pretend to be dogs and horses, in Xiaotian's opinion, only children can play, adults don't all greet their mothers directly, and their ancestors greet them?So Xiaotian thinks he is naive.

The reason why the other party is said to be pitiful is because a person who grew up in a normal environment would not be able to humiliate others for fun like a man with a scar. Have fun this way.

To put it bluntly, this person is likely to be an orphan, the kind without a mother.

"It's simple, isn't it just pretending to be a dog and pretending to be a horse? It's a trivial matter." The corners of Xiaotian's mouth were slightly raised, and he said calmly following the other party's wishes: "But I think this kind of trivial matter should make a few uncles a little more happy. Difficulty, why don't I tell a few masters a story?"

"Telling stories?" The scarred man was slightly taken aback, "Yo, you can still tell a book?"

Xiaotian nodded and said, "Yes, Xiaotian is a storyteller, and the stories he tells are really nice."

The scarred man looked at Xiaotian's face, his eyes were full of teasing and sarcasm, and he said, "Then tell me a few unpleasant words, be careful that your little life is not safe!"

Xiaotian tried his best to lower his posture and smiled: "Don't worry, my lords, my story is really good."

Guang and Yuan Yishang looked at each other, not knowing what Xiaotian was going to do, only Xiaoji held her chest with a calm face and quietly watched Xiaotian make trouble.

Xiaotian quickly told his story: "Cough, there was a minister who admired the queen's big breasts, so she bought the imperial doctor and sprinkled itching powder on the queen's belly pocket, promising that she would be grateful when it was done.

After the queen put it on, it was really itchy, so she sent the imperial doctor to see a doctor. The imperial doctor said: Empress, this disease can only be solved by the saliva of the minister.

So the minister entered the palace and licked the queen's chest with the antidote.The minister was satisfied and did not want to benefit the imperial physician, so it was expected that the imperial physician would not dare to speak out about it.

The imperial doctor was very angry, so he sprinkled itching powder on the emperor's underwear, and the next day, the emperor called the minister into the palace. "

The story is full of loopholes, there is no logic or beginning and end, but it is clear that this is a joke and a joke.

The Scarred Man and the others were stunned for a moment, and then they all burst into laughter!

"Hahahahaha!"

"It's so funny, to even call him into the palace... You kid has a set."

"Even the royal family dares to make fun of it, it's a good life, it deserves a reward."

The man with scars and others were obviously hit by Xiaotian's joke.

Yuan Yishang didn't laugh, she looked at Xiaotian in confusion, full of doubts in her heart: What does father mean?Are you implying that such a thing really happened in the Anwu Dynasty?Father, she really did such a thing?

Where did Xiaotian think of a joke that he made a fool of himself, Yuan Yishang actually took it seriously, and was seriously thinking about it.

After he finished telling the story, he said with a smile on his face: "It's good for the masters to be happy. Since the little story is so wonderfully told, it makes the masters happy, can you let the little one go?"

After the scarred man finished laughing, he immediately turned a cold face and smiled at Xiao Tianyin: "If you want to buy your life with a joke, then your life is too worthless, right?"

Hearing this, Xiaotian sighed slowly, he already understood that this group of people did not intend to let him go, and the reason why they gave him hope was just to play with him.

"The story just now is not over yet, there is a follow-up," Xiaotian smiled lightly and continued: "After the minister learned that the emperor had called him into the palace, he knew that the imperial physician was taking revenge on him, so he pretended to be stupid at home, and the emperor sent the imperial physician to the palace. They were sent to treat the minister, and as soon as the two met, they quarreled at the minister's house.

Unexpectedly, the emperor came at this time and asked what the two were doing.In order not to treat the emperor, the minister could only continue to pretend to be stupid, and the imperial doctor, in order not to expose the affairs of the minister, said in a hurry: I am telling a story to this fool. "

After telling this story, Xiao Tian changed his humble and timid attitude and behavior, walked quietly to a table, raised his legs and looked at the people who surrounded them.

Before Scar Man and the others could react, Guang had already reacted first, and she felt offended immediately because she was also listening carefully to Xiaotian's storytelling.

But for a moment, the scarred man and others also reacted, staring at Xiaotian coldly: "Boy, are you playing with us?!"

Doesn't that mean they are fools?

Xiaotian crossed Erlang's legs, fiddled with his fingers, and said with a smile, "Yo, were you discovered?"

The bearded strong man roared, and without saying a word, he took out a long knife from behind and slashed at Xiaotian's head: "Boy, you are courting death!"

Yuan Yishang's face changed when he saw this, and he was about to stop the knife when he was stopped by Xiao Ji beside him.

Guang didn't make any moves, she and Xiaoji knew very well that Xiaotian didn't have any other skills, but he was very hard!Very meaty!

The bearded strong man's sword is very fast. After all, he is a well-trained dark martial artist. Xiaotian is just an ordinary person. He was slashed in the head without reacting at all!

Clang!

The bearded strong man only felt that his knife was slashing on an indestructible black iron, and his arm was numb!

After being chopped off, the little genius came to his senses. He saw that he had lost a few hundred blood, and shrugged: "I really want to die, but I'm afraid it will be difficult."

With his blood volume, it is estimated that he will not die if he is chopped for ten days and a half months.

The bearded strong man stared at the knife in his hand dumbfounded, and the scarred man and others were also startled. Xiaotian clapped his hands and said, "Several lords, I have finished the story, and you should go on your way."

"Who the hell are you?" At this time, the scarred man suddenly felt that Xiaotian and others were not easy, especially the three women, there was no panic on their faces from beginning to end, as if they didn't pay attention to them at all. inside.

"I gave you a chance." Xiaotian sighed lightly and said to Guang: "I keep that scar for me, and the others can be sent to them on their way."

Guang said with some dissatisfaction: "Sir, I'm still puzzled."

Xiaotian pointed to the scarred man and said, "Didn't you keep the one you are the most angry with?"

Hearing the words, Guang nodded slowly, his figure flashed, and the next moment, everyone except the man with scars fell directly, and there was no more life!

All of these people kept the expressions on their faces, and there were no wounds or fatal marks on their bodies, just like the body was fine, but the soul was destroyed.

When the Scarred Man saw this kind of thing that subverted his worldview, his feet instantly softened, and he knelt on the ground with a pale face.

"Big, big brother, spare, spare your life!" The scarred man was sweating profusely, and frantically kowtowed to Xiaotian to beg for mercy.

No matter how stupid he is, he knows that he has provoked someone he can't afford to offend!

He can't afford to offend anyone who can make all his brothers fail to react in an instant and go to see the King of Hell!

Xiaotian looked at the scarred man and said slowly, "Forgive your simplicity, give me a reason first."

"Reason...reason..." The scarred man was sweating profusely thinking about the reason, but he couldn't speak for a while because he was too nervous.

After a while, seeing the scarred man who couldn't think of a reason, Xiaotian said, "Why don't you tell me a story too, I'll let you go if I'm satisfied."

Hearing the words, the scarred man suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Brother, I will tell you everything I know, please spare my life!"

Xiaotian was interested and asked, "Then tell me first, what is the purpose of your coming here, and who is it for ambush?"

Seeing Xiaotian's interest, the scarred man hurriedly said, "As long as you swear to God to spare my life, I will tell you."