Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"………………accompany."

"Look, I didn't force you."

Hearing this, Xia Tong's face immediately burst into a smile. This "little man's success" face made me very uncomfortable, so I leaned into her ear and asked softly.

"Aren't you afraid that I will take revenge on you at night?"

"Retaliation? How do you want to retaliate?"

Xia Tong didn't notice the danger at all, she blinked her big watery eyes and looked at me innocently.

But I, Ye Xi, was an old man in the love scene anyway, so I didn't want to disarm and surrender like this. I sorted out the words in my heart, and then leaned close to Xia Tong's ear and said again, for fear of being heard by others.

"Didn't you say that I can specify the gameplay and posture? Then it's still easy for me to get revenge and toss you?"

"But how do you know that your revenge is not a reward in my eyes?"

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NMD, is Xia Tong playing so big?

How can I be a hooligan?

Can only use facts to prove that my revenge tossing is not a reward for her, right?

Thinking of this, he approached Xia Tong's ear again and whispered something.

"Well... Dayu controls the flood?"

"What's this saying?" Xia Tong lightly punched me with a small fist, and now there is only blankness in her eyes.

Seeing this, I looked around...

"Three times through the house without entering."

Almost instantly, Xia Tong blushed.

The pink spread all the way to her neck, and then spread to her whole body. She clenched her small fist and gave me a heavy punch, and said with shame and anger.

"You! Rogue!"

"Rogue? Didn't he deliberately tease you when he arrived at the door of the hotel? What kind of rogue is there?"

She tilted her head and "couldn't understand" where Xia Tong's anger came from.

And Xia Tong heard me say this, and her expression changed from shame and anger at the beginning to pure anger now.

suddenly!

As if thinking of something, I immediately clutched my chest in pain and said, "I understand! How can you think so filthy little girl? I say something like Da Yu's flood control and you can think of that kind of thing, isn't it true? Are you so hungry?"

"Ye Xi!!!!"

Just when Xia Tong's anger reached a critical point, she quickly grabbed the fist that Xia Tong wanted to continue beating me.

"Be quiet, you're not afraid of being overheard?"

"..."

Xia Tong didn't speak, but her face turned even redder.

So I lowered my voice again and whispered in Xia Tong's ear.

"This kind of revenge and tossing shouldn't be a reward, right? Why don't we make a bet and see who can't stand it first?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Xia Tong?"

I fiddled with Xia Tong's lips, and the long silence made me feel a little uneasy. It should be fine to make jokes like this between boyfriends and girlfriends. Playing hooligans is actually another way of saying flirting.

But why didn't Xia Tong speak?

She shouldn't be so stingy.

Shouldn't it be time to gamble with me now, and then fight wits and bravery in bed at night?

"You come with me!"

Suddenly, Xia Tong held my wrist with a blushing face, and the team that pulled me away from the Ferris wheel stopped looking at the Ferris wheel.

"What? Don't you ride the Ferris wheel?"

"Don't sit!!!" Xia Tong said with a smile, and I felt even more uneasy when I saw this scene.

I just want to have a colorful joke with Xia Tong, Xia Tong won't be really angry, right?

Won't!Won't!

If Xia Tong was really angry, she would go home now, but the direction she led me was clearly deeper into the playground...

After 3 minutes, when I saw the roller coaster in front of me, I knew that Xia Tong was indeed angry, but it was not that simple anger.

Fifteen minutes later, when I staggered off the roller coaster, Xia Tong seemed to have lost her anger, helped me to the seat and looked at me with a smile.

"Ye Xi, are you having fun?"

"Don't be too arrogant, you'll know you're wrong when you beg for mercy at night."

While panting heavily, she didn't forget to threaten Xia Tong, but she didn't expect that Xia Tong was not angry at all, but turned her head to look at my side and stretched out her fingers excitedly.

"Ye Xi! There's a pirate ship there!"

"I was wrong! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

In the face of my sincere apology, Xia Tong still didn't listen, and dragged me to play the pirate ship and the jumping machine.

If it weren't for the crowds at the playground becoming more and more dense, and the cost of queuing was not proportional to what I got later, I have no doubt that Xia Tong would force me to play another round.

The devil! ! !

When I sat on the chair physically and mentally exhausted, this time I didn't even have the thought of threatening Xia Tong, my legs were soft, and that terrifying sense of weightlessness lingered in my mind.

When I just came down, I was walking in the air. If Xia Tong didn't have a little conscience and couldn't bear to see me humiliated in front of so many outsiders, I'm afraid I would have to crawl to sit on the chair.

"Are you really that weak?"

"Don't you think that word is too much for people with acrophobia?"

Bai Xia Tong said with a weak look, she had to hold back her urge to vomit when she spoke.

It was really the right decision that I didn't eat breakfast this morning, otherwise, I would vomit the person below at a high altitude, and then someone would recognize me and Xia Tong's identities, and I'm afraid there will be another wave of hot searches.

"Then what do you drink, I'll buy it for you."

"casual."

With a perfunctory wave of her hand, Xia Tong immediately pouted, and when she got up to buy water, she also punched me with private goods.

I swear, I'll find all the face I've lost now in bed at night.

I remember there was a strategy book called Edo 48 Hands, right?

Hurry up and take out my mobile phone, and study the experience of my predecessors while Xia Tong is away. Xia Tong will "wait to die" at night, let her know what a nuclear power waist is, and I am also good at time management. good hand.

Two minutes later, Xia Tong came back, still provocative.

When she handed the milk tea to my mouth, a strong taste almost made me want to vomit.

"Take it! Take it! You know I don't like durians, right?"

"Ah."

"Then what do you mean by durian milk cover? Provocative?"

Under my questioning, Xia Tong looked very innocent, and said with an aggrieved expression: "It's you who said "whatever", the durian milk cap is the most expensive of all the milk caps, and I still dislike it if you don't thank me. What is the operation?I should have bought you a six-dollar bottle of lemonade. "

"..."

"Drink or not?"

"Don't drink."

Want me to eat durian?

Probably only Ryo Tachibana among the 48 hands I saw just now can do it, right?

I will eat as much as I want, not afraid that I can't eat it, but Xia Tong can't help it first.

"Then throw it away."

Xia Tong said that she took the milk tea from me, got up and threw it into the trash can, so scared that I hurried to grab it back.

"Hey! Wait!"

"what?"

"What are you throwing? Can't I drink it?"

I plugged in the straw, held my breath and took a big mouthful, but past experience has taught me that this kind of childish behavior cannot prevent the lethality of durian.

Then sure enough, when I breathed again, the smell of durian kept spreading from my taste buds to my limbs, my entire nasal cavity became clear because of this smell, and my brain was buzzing.

"Don't you hate durians?"

"I hate durians, but I don't hate the durians you bought, really."

Although I know that Xia Tong is a provocation, and although I know that Xia Tong will buy me another cup even if I lose it, I still think this is the best.

As a boy, I have my own perseverance. I am very afraid of losing face in front of outsiders, but Xia Tong, You Lin, Fang Yiyi, and even Xiaoxi and Tang Tang are exceptions. I don’t mind losing face in front of them, even me If I can please them if I lose face, I will take the initiative to do these things.

So it's okay to take one more step back for this kind of thing that can be given back. She has to eat Xia Tong at night, so what's the point of asking her to take revenge in advance? After all, it's not me who can't get up from the pain tomorrow morning, bullying Xia Tong Nothing, but not really bullying.

"Actually, durian is really delicious."

"It took my mom 20 years to get my dad to change. Do you think you can change me with these few words?"

I think the reason why my dad is not as good at desserts as Sister Qin is, in addition to the different direction of specialization, it is also a very important reason not to eat durian.

After all, durian is a very important dessert material. If this is in martial arts novels, then this is a demon.

"Then it will take me 80 years to get better."

"Yeah! When Cixi died, she contained a luminous pearl, and when I died, she contained a piece of durian. Cixi will keep her body from rot, and I will protect herself from stinking for ten thousand years."